Feb 25 2009Kristen Stewart craps on Twilight

First!E

Twenty-fifth!

You would think the person chosen to play Bella Swan would actually be attractive.

Who the hell casted for this film anyway? Stevie Wonder's second cousin?

stevie wonder's second cousin? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

oh i get, you're saying that because stevie wonder is blind, his second cousin must be also. wow.

anyway, as a non-fan of twilight, i just want to point out that the second film ought to be better, what with the casting of dakota fanning and one of those weitz brothers directing.

Girls only watch this shit for the sparkling vampire dude. They could give a shit less about Bella. She's just a plain Jane cookie cutout they can project themselves on to. Easily replaced.

She must give good head or something, because she sucks as an actress and is butt-fugly. Well, it's probably not her giving head, it's probably her dad, since all the Hollywood bigwigs are fucking homo's, they'd have no use for underage female head. Just desperate overbearing father head.

P.S. Fuck Obomma and liberals

as a fan of twilight, i can speak for a good portion of us when i say that she makes a crappy bella anyways. we wouldn't care if bella got recast. bring it.

File this under LOSS... right under Bobby Jindal's speech and right on top of Sarah Palin's resume...

Almost forgot, if she keeps this shit up, she'll end up just like Mischa Fatass.
I hope your contract is solid honey.

I love it when ignorant people misspell the names of the people they're trying to insult. :)

As for Kristin Stewart, I'd be surprised if anyone even noticed if her role were re-cast. She's mediocre. If she doesn't appreciate the movie's success, there are literally thousands of other, better actresses who would gladly take her place.

With an attitude like that, directors and producers will certainly steer clear of Her Snarkiness in the future, and boy, won't she miss her "Twilight" days then...

I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

Not in cadence as mine shows

Intelligence, emotion too

So please try not to misconstrue

The fakery of jerks like him

Who always leave me feeling grim

So I devised this plan today

To prove that in my heartfelt way

You will always truly know

This post was made by CandyO!

Hey, Kristen, if you want to be in great movies, you need to have talent. Count your blessings and take whatever job offers come your way because you aren't good enough to have principles.

#11 - (ahem...)

Your poem's don't leave me in a stitich
Blow me twice you stupid bitch

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Yeah, I agree with lack of talent. She seems really arrogant, too. She should count her blessings she was cast in a mainstream film in the first place. I hope they find a new Bella. I can't wait to see Taylor Hicks, if I was ten years younger... reeeow! That's pretty shitty for an actress to dog her own movie. How professional!

was anyone else moved by last night's speech by the Messiah, Biraq Obomma? Upon hearing his voice, I immediately got a boner, a full 3/4", and had to go rub one out. I must've came 20 times during his speech. He's such a great speaker, and he is going to bring such great change. The Muslim Terrorists have already sent word that they love Americans now that Obomma is President. Plus, everyone is going to have a free house, car, and all their bills paid by Obomma, and none of us liberals will have to get jobs! We'll be taken care of forever by the Annointed One!! Yippee! I gotta go rub another one out just thinking of my new master, Biraq Obomma!!! Asalamalakem my brutha!!!!!!

#16 - Massa/ Apes/ Sheeva/ Random Fuck - Your homoerotic rantings may impress your priest, but I just think they're wierd, dude...

Dumb bitch is biting the hand that feeds her.

Plus I thought she was a dude in Panic Room

Oh to be young and to still give a shit about anything. To think that your petulant anti-establishment stances are of consequence beyond making you fodder for Internet mockery.

I'd hit it?

I'm the fake CandyO!

As you can see my rhymes sucko

I will always write in rhyme

Because I'm communicating with a keyboard and there's noway you can fucking hear me

I'm and imposter that's equally lame

Your shit is so weak, I can't believe you play the game

I'm the master of badly written prose

My craft stinks so bad you'll have to pinch your nose

intelligence is not available it decided to cease and desist

So act like a republican for whom intelligence doesn't exist

the fakery of jerks like me

shows how to wreck some shit easily

so ignored my daily plan and did this instead

If my boss finds out I will soon be dead

you will never know

who is the fake CandyO

I think she's smoking hot

But I'm sure no one cares...

Bobby Jindal reminded me of the Indian version of Mr. Rogers. Patronizing fuck.

What is it with everyone bitching and moaning about Obama on a site for "celebrity news"?

He's the President, deal with it. He's been in office for a month...you've got a while yet to contend with him so just give it a freaking rest.

Oh and Twilight...never saw it.

ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... good luck with the career.

Looking at those photos of her Dad, it is suddenly clear to me why this personality-less and humorless bitch loves to smoke her bud. I bet her dad is her supplier. you'd think it would make her more mellow though. I just wonder how serious and jacked up she'd be without the weed.

P.S. She sucks as an actress.

What would be great is if she wasn't even asked to present, so her dad spews this bullshit. "Well they didn't ask, but if they did, she wouldn't have done it anyways, because she's like a serious actress....diarrhea fart vomit".

If McCarthy could read this,he would be spinning around in his grave.

@13

LMFAO ! nice!

She's ugly and a lousy actress. Her dad left out the part that she wasn't even invited to the Oscars.

The sad thing is, people think Kristen Stewart is a great actress because she plays the lost soul emo kid so well. This isnt acting folks, this girl is fucked up. Have you ever once seen this chick smile? Yeah, me neither. At least not a real smile. She sits in front of her house smoking pot all day not giving a shit who sees her. Yeah, this chick is well balanced.

Trust me - not too many would lose sleep if Kristen Stewart were recast. We discuss this tomorrow on our blog and just go to Twitter and see how disgusted the Twilight fans are of her.

Jamie Lynn Spears smiles more than Kristen Stewart, now thats saying something. That girl is always grumpy.

#30. Amen. Chances are good that daddy treats her like his personal blow up doll. She seems that messed up for sure. She sports the classic signs of an abused little girl.

Someone needs to tell her that her acting sucks! I am sick of the whinny twillight actors. They should support their own films.

whatever kristren stewart. no one watches twilight for her and i dont think that a single rabid teenaged fan would shed a tear if she left

Jeeeeziz -- so she knows a shite movie when she sees one. Big Deal.

Umm...I have never seen the movie- only ever read the books- and this girl SUCKS as Bella just by looking at her. Bella is supposed to be pale and normal but , I don't know, ATTRACTIVE as well. This girl is awful. I don't think any of us would care if she was re-cast.

The most terrible thing about the Twilight film is Kristen. She's terrible as Bella!!

She is also full of herself... but aren't most actors who grow up in LA??

That is so funny. She must live in outerspace. She is by far the worst actor in the whole Twilight movie. Remember that scene at the end when she's in the hospital. It was so bad I thought I was going to have a kidney stone.

Ignoring my own feelings about the movie and the actress, did no one even comprehend the line that said it was her father's comment. Not hers. Why was her father even interviewed? Parent or not, he can't know this. And it's much more likely she just wasn't asked. She's not the true star of the movie.

on a positve note, this pretty much assures us that we'll never see her presenting awards.

They need to just drop her from the franchise already.

Ungrateful pig acts like she's the next Meryl Streep or something.

Ridiculous.

It's true bad things come in threes -- first car-draping douchebags, then out-of -touch douchebag XL, and now ungrateful douchebagette.

I thought she was a good pick for Bella but I am sick of her whiny, grumpy, "I'm better than this" attitude. She could milk a whole damn career out of this role and all she does is bitch.

And can't she ever SMILE ? You would think hittin' the gange would make her look happy at least once in a while.

Recast the f-ing role! NEW BELLA! NEW BELLA!

@20--nice, it HAD to be done.

Has anyone ever noticed KristEN (@10 the irony is not lost on me) Stewart is slack-jawed the entire movie? I HAD to see it on megavideo or whatever because I took note of the psycho fans, and although I don't think she's unattractive, I kinda wanted to tell her "don't look up, a flock of seagulls are flying over!"

A great movie requires a great actress. This whiny little bitch doesn't seem to fit the bill.

WHOA she's slack jawed right now!

she can't even support her own film? what a spoiled brat and i hope she gets fired from the upcoming twilight movies. how dare she not be greatful. there are thousands of girls her age who would kill to be in her position and she has the nerve to talk shit? i hope she falls into oblivion

Never heard of the bitch

i think she's kinda cute lol.

Wow, at least one of the actors realizes how much of a shit this movie was. I can't believe some retards even like this shit. What's wrong with Kristen Stewart, why don't you check your own heads first if you even remotely liked this piece of crap?
At least she realizes that the movie was a piece of shit. She's not going to get fired, everybody that's worked on the movie knows how terrible it was. She's just the only one that went public with it. And good for her. Maybe this will convince the producers not to make another Twilight retarded crap again!

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Heh, I love Kristen's work. But no, Twilight doesn't top Panic Room.

As a twilight fan, I was pretty much amazed at the depth of Kristin's terrible acting. There have been times when I noticed how GOOD people were in films (Heath Ledger,etc) but watching Twilight with her cast as Bella was the first time where I just wanted to punch a baby in the face because someone's acting was so horrible. Someone above mentioned the hospital scene...god...it was fucking horrible. I felt embarassed for her.

With an attitude like that, directors and producers will certainly steer clear of Her Snarkiness in the future, and boy, won't she miss her "Twilight" days then...

Well, it was her dad who said it in her name, not answering makes her seem subdued, on the other hand, she is enough of en extrovert to be able to act; she's also been acting since childhood, might have been because of him though. So, acting is her way out of his control, but also is within his control, and acting might not have been her decision, which make her miserable as shit, and turns to read the superficial, and call others ugly.

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RE-CAST RE-CAST RE-CAST......

you know, since they casted one kid from harry potter might as well cast another...... in other words HERMIONE would have made a better pick.

thats the diffrence between harry potter and twilight..... good writing vs. bad
good acting vs. really bad est.... both are children based books made into movies but holy shit twilight is so unsuccesful, and then you add acters like kristen stewarts..... who ever cast her needs to get FIRED followed by this bitch.

well she better get over it bc twilight is the biggest movie she's ever going to get.
i'm a twilight fan and i could give 2 shits if they recast her.

She's quite cute, isn't she? But for me Lindsay's got the whole package. Oh yeah.

Typical spoiled left wing liberal. She has everything handed to her so she doesn't need money so she assumes everyone has money. Rot in hell.

Oh god you scared me for a minute. I was worried her father was the Jon Stewart of Daily Show fame, and then found out, oh good, it isn't.

Well the movies a piece of fucking shit no wonder she doesn't want to endorse that crap. But then again those books were poorly written dribble too.

We can donate money for this "ROBERT PARKINSON-DISSEASE", folks?

I spilled my tea, oh dearie me.

Will you people please get over yourselves? Except you, #13. I think you have a deep and rare talent and should continue your meaningful work.

And her, too. What was she talking about? Hey, there are great films, but it's gonna be a cold day in hell before you get cast in one of them. Oh Meryl's booked, let's call that sourfaced little vampire loving bitch. Yeah right.

Come on....Kristen is a fine actress and in fact has received lots of critical acclaim in her short career so far, ......we should consider that it's possible that Access Hollywood may have taken her dad's remarks out of context....I know it's all the vogue for serious actors to do these little low budget indie films that are often akin to watching grass grow.......a little advice Kristen...do like Angelina...for every heavy character driven true story full of complex, raw emotion, she'll throw us a "Wanted"; sheer. action packed, special effects laden & simple fun!

typical LA spoiled brat. no one would care if she's recast. she's not important anyway.

i hate her so much. i will never forgive the twilight producers for casting this twat as bella. she'll never be bella. shes not even a good actress.
i would LOVE for them to re-cast bella, with someone who is a better actress and much prettier.. hmm lets say.. EMILY BROWNING.

Oh please unless Kristen said it herself who cares and besides 98% of the fans would tell you that the movie was only just ok.

yeah, cuz she's in it for the "art" and not the money...

i honestly would not mind if they recast bella.
in interviews, kristen seems to have a very holier-than-thou attitude and likes to be "alternative".
very unfortunately, these traits totally shine through in her acting.

Well at least her father realizes it was a horrible movie

She's such a bitch. I really wish they would replace her. She has a bad attitude, thinks promotion of a movie is beneath her, thinks fans are beneath her, basically everything is beneath her. She's snotty and rude. She is also a bad influence on Rob, who is always charming and polite when she isn't around. When she's there, he starts giving attitude like her, as if he thinks he's supposed to follow her lead. Does he think she's like the cool kid at school that he wants to emulate in order to fit in? I don't know if it's that or he's just easily influenced, or if he's trying to get in her pants by acting like he's just like her. In any case, we've seen that her kind of attitude equals to a very short career. No one wants to watch someone on screen who is so rude and insulting to the people who are paying their salaries.

Bitch, you do not bite the hand that feeds.
Just remember, this is the film that made your fucking career.

There are plenty of more talented and far more attractive actresses who could bring more to Bella than she could dream of.
And that's saying a lot, because that character sucks straight through the whole series.

Dumb bitch.

Anyone else upset that she's apparently playing Joan Jett in a film about her life?
Kristen Stewart?
Really, Hollywood?
If I were Jett, I'd smack a bitch.

who cares, she's hot

I don't know much about Kristen's previous career, but as far as Twilight goes -- ugh. Admittedly, the whole movie stunk quite a bit on mulitple levels (and I am a Twilight fan!), like much of the script, the over-acting of the fellow high schoolers, Robert's very bad one-liners. All in all, the movie needs a new director (which it got -- YAY!), preferably one who will tell Kristen to stop stuttering, stop letting her mouth hang agape when she's not talking, and pretty much say "I totally don't believe your sincerity" for any remotely emotional scene.

Kristen was the ONLY thing bad about Twilight - her acting sucks ass, they should recast her part.

I actually liked her acting in Twilight. Maybe she could do a more tender Bella, and stop talking like that about the movie that made her famous, because to be sincere I hadn't heard her name AT ALL before this movie.

I hate that she has this attitude, I really loved her, but then I started to watch all her interviews and pictures.. she barely smiles, I hate that. She's such a spoiled diva I hope someone gets her mouth shut soon.

She thinks she's better than everyone else, I hate that kind of people. And btw she just said that because she wasn't invited to the Oscars obviosly, poor bitch.

Robert on the other hand is the PERFECT Edward and he's so nice, I love him so much. Rob you deserve better, WAY better than Kristen. Yuck!

To give credit where it's due, Robert did tremendous where he could.
But that script fails like Sarah Palin reading legitimate literature.
He's actually quite talented, and it's mostly a raw sense of work, rather than something a trained actor might have.

However, the one or two good lines Kristen had were botched because she's fuckin' perma-stoned.
The franchise needs a life already.
I'm excited for the director, which will also help the script.
Dump Stewart, find yourself someone legit, and let some magic happen.

Lord knows there's still a slight chance that the books' awfulness can be redeemed by the films.

she is such a bitch! im sure no one would care if she was recasted. She should be grateful for all the money Twilight made cause some of that money goes to her fucking weed. She seriously needs to get her act straight and look at her dad.....creeper for sure.

I saw a pic of her in Tokyo yesterday and she SMILED! Honest - it's true! I think it's a sign of the apocalypse!! Head for the hills!

It's really amazing. If I remember correctly, in one of her interviews she said that she actually declined the script when it was first handed out to her and then had to literally begged for it because she wanted to play Bella badly! Well it's obvious that she had read the script but why did it if she thought it was going bad ( according to her and her father) ???

I think she is an ungrateful little bitch. Nobody really knew or gave a damn about this girl until Twilight. It's rude how she calls these Twilight questions "bullshit". Did she seriously think that she wasn't going to get vampire questions when she made a vampire movie? Most of the books and movie fans are young, wasn't it obvious she would get these type of questions? While I liked her playing Bella, she is just not worthy to play her.

I think the part of Bella should be re-cast and my dog should play Bella, he would make such a better Bella, nuff said!
She needs to get over herself, plus shes not that pretty.

Someone had mentioned maybe casting Emma Watson (Harry Potter) as
Bella. I believe this young actress could bring more sincerity and emotion
to Bella's character.

She would also be a good choice for the part because
she is not exactly a bombshell, but she has a charm
to her. The bonus factor of her and Robert Pattinson previously
working together and great chemistry.

I recall reading an interview with Kristen herself saying she wasn't invited to the Oscars...and that hasn't been disputed by anyone who plans that stuff. We all know the story is from Bella's point of view, but that Edward is the character everyone is obsessed/in love with. So it's not really all that surprising.

Personally I thought the casting was great, especially Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and I can't wait to watch the movie over and over again...have started that already, really, and I'm looking forward to all the rest of the films in the saga!!

WoW. All I read here if a bunch of obsessed girls complaining about Kristen because they aren't her. Complaining because they don't get to be her right now. She's a great actress, I've enjoyed watching her movies. One thing that ticks me off is her blatant disregard and respect for her fan base. I watched one of the press releases for Twilight, with most the characters, and she never said a word. She sat back and looked bored the entire time. I mean seriously, if you don't enjoy what you're doing, then why do it? Other than that, she played Bella very well. Reading the books, I have my own version of Bella and although Kristen Stewart is FAR from my Bella, she did her justice. I hope she stays on for all 4 movies. :) (And I kind of see where she's coming from. I'd get pissed at all the paparatz as well...But she shouldn't be that way with her FANS).

Oh and BTW. HER FATHER said that, not HER. She wasn't invited to the award ceremony. Although I don't see why not. It's because of stupid little girls like you that she's probably pissed off about. All you guys think about is EDWARD EDWARD OH EDWARD. OH MY GAWD SHUTTUP!!!! This book/movie is about more than EDWARD. It's about BELLA. From BELLA'S perspective. About BELLA'S life. BELLA BELLA BELLA BELLA BELLA BELLA. While reading the books what I noticed a lot, was that all EDWARD does is WHINE. Oh I can't be with you blah blah. Oh my I'll eat you blah blah. And Robert Pattz acting? WHINE WHINE WHINE. He makes EDWARD even MORE WHINEY!!! With the "pained" expression. Dude looked like he was sitting in a pile of his own shite. *hem* I'm finished now...

I'm so glad to see people feel as I do. That is, where the hell did they get this loser? I loved one of her interviews, she said, with her bitchy attitude, 'I'm like, just good at it'--meaning acting, or physical stunts or something. Yeah honey, you're real good.

You can tell from the trailor she's a monotone, lackluster, homely lameass who can't act. Her best bet was the fact that she kinda looked like the average, clutsy loser Bella from the book.

Recast! I bet the new director would love to recast both the leads. The dude can't even shower? And he really is kinda skanky and unattractive. I thought Edward was supposed to be sooo gorgeous. At least he can act better than Stewart though.

Note to Stewart, shut your stupid mouth and thank your lucky stars, because you ain't got many of them left.
Luck only gets you so far--talent, character and integrity take you the distance. Speaking of boxing, man I'd like to punch that ugly slackjaw--whoever said that--you hit it right on the money!

haha, you know the funny thing is that this actually was a good movie, the thing that ruined it was her being in it. If she wanted it to be good then she shouldn't have auditioned. She is a very big hypocrit and honestly, she's right to think majority of the fans hate her. Show us some respect and we'll show you some. She's no where near a good enough actress to be able to play Bella. Rob deserves someone who actually is serious about this and isn't just a total b!tch, especially towards him. Go ahead with the original plan and actually replace her ! the rest of the cast are amazing. Kristin, you butchered it.

I agree, the movie sucked compared to the book. The movie left out relevant information and important dialogue.

However, considering the fact that Kristen should be promoting the movie, she needs to keep her negative comments to herself. If I were a producer, I would be pissed.

Furthermore, for Kristen to make negative comments about the story/plot is sort of like the pot calling the kettle black. Her portrayal of Bella was poor, and her acting skills need work. She tries to 'overdo it' in several scenes, and in turn, ends up blinking and stuttering uncontrollably. It's almost uncomfortable to watch.

Kristen may have been cast first, but Robert Pattinson made the movie. The other actors were great, as well. In fact, Kristen Stewart was really the only 'poor choice' made by the casting director. If Kristen left Twilight, it would probably be beneficial to Summit. Perhaps then they would find someone who is actually suitable for the role of Bella (someone who would refrain from bashing the movie, author and fans) and bring in more revenue at the box office.

Fine, I thought she destroyed the lovely character Stephenie Meyer created in the book anyway. Sounds like a spoiled hollywood brat whose parents are in the position to put her in roles... geeze how nice. I could name at least five other actresses that would do a better job and look the part better, and would not say its crap. Its based on a fantastic literary saga. She did not even read the books before she took the role. I guess the one good thing she brought was Robert Pattinson. It has been said that he auditioned so he could meet her and possibly work with her. I don't know what a guy like him sees in her... she's not that good looking, average at best, and she sucked as Bella, and she kind of has a bad, spoiled attitude. Wonder how long that will last. Taking smoking breaks with somebody only goes so far in a relationship. So, I guess now I'm prepared for the all the Kristen and Robsten fans to kick off on me. Wish they had at least cast
Emily Browning like Stephenie had originally suggested.

Have any of you read the books....Hello Bella is not meant to be hot she is a plain clutsy girl...I think she is well matched to Bella in the book..Every thing about her is just like bella in the book...Get rid of Kirsten and i think you will ruin the movie......Weather you like her or not she is Bella and changing her now would suck...
Can any of you act just checkin cause maybe you should try to do it..

I really think that Kristen Stewart should be recast. She is way too butch to be Bella, her character is supposed to be vulnerable and soft with just a little bit of tomboyish-ness, and Kristen made her look like she could seriously injure Edward. I have watched her in many movies and find that she always acts the same way. A good actress is versatile and takes on different roles, but Kristen plays it safe by basically playing HERSELF.
I know that people say that fans will never be satisfied with who is chosen to play Bella because every girl thinks of herself as that character, but that's not true. I would love for someone worthy of playing the part to get the role. Also, someone who actually knows how to act and has chemistry with Robert Pattinson. I was personally disappointed in Stephenie Meyer for saying that Rob and Kristen had SO much chemistry, because when I watched the movie, I laughed at all of the scenes that were supposed to be "romantic". Kristen is not a convincing actress at all and I think that she should be recast.