Feb 1 2009Kim Kardashian commits blasphemy. Skips Super Bowl.

Fat, talentless, useless, noisy waste of space.

I'm kind of skipping the Superbowl so I can't really trash talk here. To my credit, I'll be having sex instead.

What's a superbowl? is it on the McValue Menu?

J/K! ~ 1st commercial brake:

1) Jason Statham interpreting his transporter character for an Audi commercial, it's.... nice? it's not a show stopper and drags forever.

2) Dorito's magic ball, vandalism = free Doritos, crotch humor = unemployment..... so to sum up, we're on recession and vandalism is acceptable given you are out of job (specially if you wrote this add).

Also waste of air.

I think she is hot. I'd swing to the Lesbian side to curl up with my face between her thighs.

The Superbowl is for
asshole americans
and nobody BUT americans
actually care about it.

In most of the pics her head is tilted down slightly which makes her nose look very long, and for this I think her sister is cuter. It is really sad that her only claim to fame is that gross sex tape and plastic surgeries. She's attractive but is this really the best she could come up with?

God, so many ways of hitting that ass...

What's the difference between Kim Lardassian and a urinal at a KFC? Lardassian has been pissed on by more negroes

Nothing like getting sloppy seconds after your girlfriend fucked some guy on camera.

Actually, I wouldn't know. Maybe it's great.

Fish, find another girl man. I know Kim has a 'car accident, can't turn away' appeal, but let it go dude.

2nd quarter somewhat amusing adds...

1) Dell fake nerds watch Danica Patrick shower with The Office german chick. Not funny at all.

2) Max Diet Cola, the diet soda for real men, hahahahaha! talk about a highway to bankruptcy.

3) Jack Black & Cera Year One movie... gee Michael, this movie sure is worth giving the finger to your Arrested Development peers and show fans. Asshole.

4) Vin diesel, Mark Walbergh and my main man MRod on Fast & Furious or "how we were wrong thinking we were above this summer shit".

hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.

comment #6 is obviously very jealous of America

That's something they can't attain? Why would I want to do a workout that a fatass shows me how to do? That's like asking a hobo for advice on job interviews.

Half time superbowl add nauseum...

1) Put your 3D glasses on! cartoons + jocks on spandex grinding their junk on your 50 plus inch HDTV.... a not unlikely combo to be featured daily in most fratboy houses across the country.

2) Nextel making you believe it's 1999 were you could pull your cellphone everywhere and anytime during an airplane flight and on an airport.

4) NBC's Heroes have a character that is a cheerleader so why not playing that along a superbowl add promoting the show, oh, and Gary Busick shows up without funny results.

White girls that can't fuck always date black dudes. I seen her sex tape and she has to be the worst fuck around. Black guys don't care though, they just like to make fun of them.

is it just me or is her head disproportionatly big for her body?

She's got a fantastic body!

mmm...the things I'll do that girl.

Best add of the straight superbowl *drum roll* it's Pepsubber! ~ featuring SNL's Will Forte and his McGrubber character, Kristen Wigg AND the guy who played McGuiver!

i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating some young, handsome from different nations..she joined the interracial fun seeking site _______InterracialRomancing.c o m_______ in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!

i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating some young, handsome from different nations..she joined the interracial fun seeking site InterracialRomancing.c o m in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!

who does this bitch think she is? worthless human being... shitty sex tape, dancing with the stars, and now this bullshit

Whatevssss, Kim is gorgeous! She has such a lovely face. <3

Pittsburg wins, Arizona loses - now, $10 says one of the Steelers will be doning a superbowl ring AND a fat juicy cock on the ass, and most likely a Cardinal's.

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She is a curvy and beautiful! Like many hot sexy big beauties I met at hot dating site___PlusMeet. co m___!

Kim is Cute,but she could start her own Porn Compagny and be the First in to do the Movies ! its teh best she can do i think !
and she can try other colors of mans too !

Adrienne is definitely the prettiest of them all...*cough* cough*

Kim is gorgeous but her boyfriend looks like a complete douchebag. I could be wrong, he may be the most charming and witty person you could meet but...nah.

ppl got big heads (physically)

but shes also got a long horse face.

I love how his purpose in the photos is to be a backdrop for her tits.

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I see Reggie Bush is posing there with his urinal. I wonder . . . if sooner or later, the urinal will give birth to a litter of ugly stupid mindless little niglets . . .

I hope not. I think the stupid urinal should get its tubes tied before it shits out a bunch of stinking shitskins, or . . . perhaps if the urinal gets pregnant, a roto-rooter guy can chop out the niglets . . .

My best friend Linda told me she met a handsome tall guy at a club called __"tallkiss.com"__ where many tall singles who like dating there. I'm a white girl, can I meet my handsome guy there? Single guys, will you find your girl there?

Tallkiss? Go kiss my ass!!!

Tallkiss? Go kiss my ass!!!

ok, being someone who has been frequently mistaken for anorxeic...i think this is good. if all you assfucks think real women REALLY look like supermodels then you're fucking stupid. they're supermodels for a reason...they have a rare look & specific body type.

plus most of you guys are SO FUCKING UGLY you could never get a girl like kim or even any of her sisters for that matter you computer-fucking assholes, so stop fucking criticizing her. have fun working at applebee's.

p.s. bring me some honey roasted chicken, faggot!

god she likes the nikkahs doesnt she

I'd hit it.

As we say in Spain, her ass is the size of a bullring!!

But yes, I'd hit it. Now. Before she becomes an awful 40-year-old big-ass mama.

She is a curvy and beautiful! Like many hot sexy big beauties I met at hot dating site___PlusMeet. co m___!

this fat bitch is going to do a workout video? it should be easy, all she has to do is look at the camera and say: "put down that drumstick and talk a walk lardass"!!

Me me me, it's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(but I better hide that by dangling a lure for dumb knee-jerk types...wait, I know..."I'm trying to rescue young girls from the media's unrealistic and unhealthy skinny-girl ideal. Real women have curves!" ....hahaha...that'll work...suckers...)

OH PLEASE!!! I'M SO SICK OF READING ABOUT THIS HO! SHE'S A NOBODY Z-LIST-WISH-SHE-WAS-A-REAL-CELEBRITY TRAMP. I WISH ALL THESE GOSSIP SITES WOULD QUIT TALKING ABOUT HER. YEAH, SHE'S GOT A NICE BODY, BUT I COULD NEVER GET OVER THE FACT THAT SHE SLEPT W/ RAY J. THAT'S JUST NASTY. I WONDER HOW REGGIE LIKES THE TASTE OF HIS JUNK?????

ok, she has a gorgeous face. but OMFG I can count the giant celulite holes in her! (check pic number 5)

shame on you kim!

no mirror in your bathroom???

The only reason you racist little fuckers hate Kim is because you feel insecure next to the black dick. You realize that when white women find out a dick can be bigger than 6 inches, they will never come back. If Kim only dated white men, and had a sex with a white man, none of you would call her a whore. Get over it: black men fuck your chicks in ways you could NEVER do!

doesn't she go anywhere without her ugly ass sister.

FUCK the haters, she is HAWT!!!
Well, yeah, probably a duchebag, too, but who gives a shit?

black men monkey fucks chicks

Wait....did I just read that correctly? Fat Ass is making a workout video? I suppose it's being produced by the same company that gave us the Susan Smith Parenting Video?

I see that #48 has mistaken the nigger's urinal for a woman . . . Reggie, is that you? Why do you appear in public with your urinal, treating it as if it were a woman?

she is fucking insanely gorgeous. if you saw her in real life, you'd prob have a heart attack.

What would Kim do without her body shapers and butt girdles? For starters she would look 10 pounds heavier. Kim tries to look sexy despite her short fat body. I suspect all the guys with a fat fetish appreciate Kim's efforts.

#48

Not all black men have big cocks. I prefer cocks size between 5-7 inches. Maybe Kim likes big cocks because when you gain weight; your pussy stretches, so she probably needs a bigger size.

I'd like to lick her buttcrack and her butthole. I wonder what she smells like and tastes like down there. I know it's good.

I love Kim and that fab booty!

Who cares who she dates or who she is or what she is doing.....she has always been attractive to me and I am better off without her. She looks like attractively packaged problems - more than my white, mediocre todger can handle........

I am short like Kim but I would never ever allow myself to get fat like Kim. Kim must really love to eat! Big hips do not look good on short females.

YEA BECAUSE LOOKING LIKE KK IS REALISTIC??? SHE IS HALF PLASTIC !

What a liar and she is just spitting words her PR people told her to say because um kim if you have ever seen an article about yourself you don't look realistic you look like a freakin CARTOON character dummy!

wow way to make some money a workout video she didn't even know how to work out on her show keeping up with ... remember Bruce was showing her how to use the elliptical...ridiculous money hungry WOMan is what she is

I bet Kim can barely wait to get out of her uncomfortable body shaper and girdle. I am short and chunky like Kim and I hate it because I hate having to wear body shapers and girdles all the time to suck in my fat.

Damn Kim has big hips for a short chick!

I bet when Kim takes off her girdle; Reggie thinks, I wish her big butt was firm without the girdle.

who gives a rat's fucking ass about the super bowl.

#39 Of course they could never get a girl as attractive (fake or not) as Kim. And thats why they hate her. It eats away at them, every day.
listen up guys
Calling women fat and ugly = no girlfriend for you.
because beleive me thin women don't like bitchy men anymore than fat women do.

I am short like Kim and I think she is fat. Some guys like fat chicks. I could not imagine getting as fat as Kim on my short petite body. I am glad I am not addicted to food like Kim and most Americans. I take pride in eating right and exercising and it shows. I do not have to wear girdles or body shapers like Kim. Everyone is going to get old eventually, but I will not be fat and old, I'll be fit and old.

I never call fat chicks like Kim fat. I tell then they are curvy and they eat it up. I tell them that fit and skinny chicks are a turn off and I love women with meat on them. I get laid a lot because fat short chicks are desperate to be considered sexy.

I imagine blacks are selfish and unimaginative in bed. They might have marginally larger dicks on average, but they are also more likely to beat or kill their women, and leave them after getting them pregnant. I will stick to white guys, thanks.

what the hell is wrong with you people. she's a beautiful woman, plastic or not, she's still very pretty. honestly, if you saw someone who looked exactly like her in real life, i wouldn't believe, not for one second, that you'd consider her to be ugly upon first glance. no freaking way. while she may be short, she has a great figure and she isn't fat either. she has a voluptuous figure, since when did voluptuous equate to being fat? moreover, you can be fat and fit and conversely, you can be skinny and unfit so don't give me that garbage about being skinny and fit..sure, the majority of those who are lean are fitter than their horizontally challenged counterparts. nonetheless. you'd be surprised by how many thin women and males are unfit and lead sedentary lifestyles. anyway, the point is that kim is empirically gorgeous.

I really need kim.
......................................NOW, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

68 no one sleeps with you do they?

lol all three of them look like strippers shiny gold outfit really ?? Too tight outfit really?? fake fur and glitter REALLY?

her chest is not real..look at her sisters UM it's like triple the size
Also they are too round and full real chests don't look like that
wish she would just admit it
and how come no one ever talks about her first FAILED MARRIAGE?

Guys if she was sooooooooooooooooo beautiful why is she divorced? why did Ray J leave her..why can't she get reggie to propose????\

if she is sooo gorgeous in real life and so "funny " witty and smart how come she can't get anyone to marry her or STAY married to her???

In the last picture, when next to normal sized women, you can see just how large Kim is. Mooooo!
By the way, she is Armenian, not white. Thats why she actually has a weird odor around her and her sisters. They are from peasant stock. Wide, child bearing hips and large torso meant for field work.

ass = great

head = that duh face is an eyesore; needs the leather mask with the mouth zipper pulled shut

man i wish i could stick my 4 inch uncircumcised cock in her....

Wow!
They look HOT together

@ 74
you're an idiot. it takes more than beauty to keep a marriage going.
besides, her current boyfriend may not want to get married at the moment. he is young still and it may not be a priority for him. i don't see how that correlates to her supposedly not being attractive.

again, wits and a sense of humour are not enough to sustain a marriage. there's more to it than that. get a clue please.

@ 74
you're an idiot. it takes more than beauty to keep a marriage going.
besides, her current boyfriend may not want to get married at the moment. he is young still and it may not be a priority for him. i don't see how that correlates to her supposedly not being attractive.

again, wits and a sense of humour are not enough to sustain a marriage. there's more to it than that. get a clue please.

#74

Here is a link that shows what Kim looked like before she gained weight and got fat, nose job, and breast implants.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants

Kim has a small frame and was once petite before she started overeating. Kim is 5'3" and should weight between 107-112. Kim looks like she weighs 155 pounds with those big hips on her short body.

I doubt Reggie will ever marry Kim because who wants to marry a no talent not very smart porn star with a big fat loose butt? She is getting close to her 30s and her body already looks like she got real fat during pregnancy and now it is loose and she needs body shapers and girdles to improve her body.

It is sad how Kim tries to act like she never had plastic surgery. Her big round implants look fake because they are fake.

she looks good... as usual. But who is that tranny on the left?! And her sister on the right has the hottest dress EVER!! Me want it!

RAMALLAH, occupied West Bank (IPS) - Gaza will need years to recover from the devastating Israeli assault, says Katharina Ritz, head of mission of the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC). Israel's 22-day assault left more than 1,300 Palestinians dead, and decimated much of the coastal territory's infrastructure.

Excerpts from the interview:

IPS: How long do you think it will take for Gaza to be rehabilitated?

Katharina Ritz: Gaza will take several years at the very least to recover from the Israeli military campaign. This is the best case scenario, assuming that the border crossings are opened permanently and all the necessary aid and help is allowed in unhindered.

IPS: How will the reconstruction take place, and what will this involve?

KR: There will be several stages. The initial shortages of electricity, water, food and medicine can be met, and the sewage and water systems repaired within weeks if sufficient quantities of spare parts, fuel and humanitarian aid are allowed in.

There are enough Gazans with the expertise and experience to deal with these issues.

IPS: What about repairing the damaged infrastructure?

KR: Rebuilding all the damaged and destroyed homes will obviously take several months, assuming the Israelis permit the importation of the necessary construction material, which they prevented from entering the territory even before the military operation.

But before the reconstruction can even commence it is essential for the remaining Israeli ordnances left over from the war to be cleared away to ensure the safety of the population.

IPS: The economy too is in dire straits. Was this problematic even before the Israeli operation?

KR: Yes, the next stage will require the rehabilitation of the crippled economy, and this could take several years.

Prior to the Israeli assault, the economy was barely functioning. To operate even on a basic level again, substantial investment and rehabilitation of the agricultural and private sectors is imperative.

Israel and Egypt, supported by the international community, enforced an economic blockade on the Gaza Strip following Hamas's takeover in June 2007. Only a bare minimum of humanitarian aid has been allowed in sporadically since then.

IPS: What is the final step to the coastal territory's rehabilitation?

KR: The final question which will have to be addressed in the long term is the psychological scars, and the trauma which the civilian population has been subjected to.

IPS: The Israeli government has claimed that there is no humanitarian crisis on the ground and that sufficient aid is reaching Gaza. Do you agree with this?

KR: There is still a serious humanitarian crisis in Gaza despite the temporary openings of some of the border crossings.

After three weeks of being trapped and unable to access basic services, Gaza's population cannot overcome problems in three days of ceasefire. However, the rapid withdrawal of the [Israeli army] has allowed aid to begin flowing in and the humanitarian relief effort to get under way.

IPS: How much aid is getting in and how much is needed?

KR: Under normal conditions approximately 400 trucks of aid per day are necessary to meet the essential needs of Gaza's 1.5 million inhabitants, half of whom are refugees. While Israel and Egypt have allowed aid trucks in, at present the number is still insufficient to meet everyday requirements, let alone the increased demand following the war.

IPS: Have you seen any improvements since the ceasefire?

KR: What has improved with the cessation of the shelling and shooting is the ability of Gazans to move freely around to access humanitarian relief points for food and other emergency aid.

International aid has also been flooding in through Egypt's Rafah crossing in the south, including tons of medical and food aid, ambulances, medicines and medical teams.

IPS: What is the ICRC doing on the ground to help meet the needs of Gazans?

KR: During the first days of the ceasefire the ICRC delivered emergency supplies such as plastic sheeting for covering up roofs and windows in the cold winter weather. Ten thousand of the 50,000 Palestinians who fled their homes and sought shelter with the UN are still homeless due to their homes being destroyed or damaged.

Our next emergency delivery will be food and hygiene kits. But Gazans also desperately need everyday essentials such as light bulbs, baby milk formula and diapers which are not supplied in emergency kits.

Stores have run low on everyday items, and there is a shortage of cash to purchase the supplies that remain.

IPS: Are the Palestinian authorities in Gaza able to join the reconstruction effort?

KR: Water trucks operated by the Palestinian water authority and the civil community are bringing in drinking water as an emergency stop-gap until the electricity and water infrastructure is repaired.

Due to the extensive damage done to the electricity grid from the aerial bombing, water wells and water pipes are unable to pump water to homes. Fuel shortages have restricted the ability of emergency generators to operate water and sewage plants as a standby coping mechanism.

Even before Israel's military operation, Tel Aviv's economic embargo prevented the entry of most spare parts, and the inability to repair the damaged infrastructure forced these plants to operate at minimum capacity.

IPS: What are some of the problems that the ICRC is trying to overcome?

KR: The threat of the outbreak of disease due to contaminated water is still a concern as raw sewage is flowing through the streets of parts of Gaza.

An embankment of a main sewage treatment dam in the Zeitoun area of Gaza City collapsed during the fighting, causing sewage to flow into agricultural fields. This was exacerbated by rotting animal carcasses and the corpses of Gazans buried underneath rubble.

Emergency teams have started repairs to the sewage and water treatment plants. Our contractor has managed to isolate this dam and is repairing the embankment.

For over a year Gaza's Coastal Municipalities Water Utility (CMWU) has been forced to pump tons of untreated sewage into the sea, which filtered back into the underground water table, contaminating drinking supplies.

IPS: Is the ICRC keeping tabs of the aid that Israel is allowing into the territory?

KR: We will be monitoring whether sufficient spare parts and fuel will be allowed in by the Israeli authorities in the following weeks. If they are not, we will intervene.

IPS: Will sufficient humanitarian aid alleviate the suffering ultimately?

KR: All the humanitarian aid in the world will not alleviate the human suffering if a political resolution to the conflict is not found.

Hate all you want..this girl is freakin beautiful...she is so pretty!!! She's got the nicest features ever...and I think she is what a woman should aim to look like :-)....yah she doesn't have talent but who cares....shes on this website...you are not!

Unfortunately too many American females are 30 pounds or more overweight like Kim. 70 percent of American health problems are from being overweight. Kim's extra weight is unhealthy. While some people with a fat fetish might find her appealing, most people find fit females to be the most attractive.

i dont care who she is, all i know is im lovin them hips and ass

agree with #6
i live in australia and had never heard of the super-bowl before up until the janet jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' incident
and quite frankly, comment #6 is correct; only americans care about the super-bowl.

All of these comments are inapropriate. We have racists on here amongst other trashy people that do not even have a clue about what is being talked about.. This girl is making more money than enyone of you will ever see. So who is the smarter person. She heres all of your comments and laughs at you because you are not smart people. If anyone of you had a brain in your head we would be living in a better world today. I hope everyone wakes up soon before the world ends and that is coming up pretty soon. Thanks to all of you

All of these comments are inapropriate. We have racists on here amongst other trashy people that do not even have a clue about what is being talked about.. This girl is making more money than enyone of you will ever see. So who is the smarter person. She heres all of your comments and laughs at you because you are not smart people. If anyone of you had a brain in your head we would be living in a better world today. I hope everyone wakes up soon before the world ends and that is coming up pretty soon. Thanks to all of you