Feb 13 2009Katrina Darrell should've won American Idol. All of them.
Meet Katrina Darrell the heroic young lady who auditioned for American Idol wearing a bikini. - - She lost. Excuse me while I make a phone call. "Hello, Bin Laden? Mission accomplished. No, seriously, SWISH. Nailed it."

Reader Comments
1. Deacon Jones - February 13, 2009 4:02 PM
Sloppy firsts?
2. YUCK - February 13, 2009 4:02 PM
EWW ANOTHER SLUT WHO WILL BECOME A CELEBRITY FOR BEING NAKED.
WHERE IS THE TALENT PEOPLE??
3. Dixie - February 13, 2009 4:03 PM
Makes me want to put on my little bikini, wear high heels, and surprise my lover. He loves my tight little butt.
4. christina - February 13, 2009 4:05 PM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?
5. Dan - February 13, 2009 4:06 PM
What a vapid fucking whore.
6. Aura - February 13, 2009 4:07 PM
And once again we witness the birth of another no-talent wannabe, on her way to 15-mins of inexplicable fame.
7. havoc - February 13, 2009 4:07 PM
I wonder where the requisite tattoo is......
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8. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - February 13, 2009 4:08 PM
All I know is that girl is pretty hot and makes me want to go have massive amounts of sex with my wife (as soon as the kids leave for their sleep over)
and, that jarhead is in a lot of trouble for posing in these photos. I'm not saying it's right, he is just asking for trouble.
9. jenni - February 13, 2009 4:09 PM
ooo not attractive. not even worth "buttaface" status. yuck.
10. Spenceer - February 13, 2009 4:09 PM
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11. Holyfuck - February 13, 2009 4:10 PM
If my daughter winds up like this chick I am going to blow my brains out and blame it all on her in my suicide letter.
12. Pink Perfume - February 13, 2009 4:10 PM
She has a good body, but her face isn't so pretty.
13. You must be Ted from LA - February 13, 2009 4:13 PM
#8
You must be Ted from LA
14. weaselspeed - February 13, 2009 4:18 PM
.... That guy looks like hes trying to hide a boner, looks like a retard hunched over. I thought they teach those boys how to stand up straight!
Oh yeah, and shes fugly in the face. Fake boobs?
15. p0nk - February 13, 2009 4:23 PM
can't take her seriously until she releases a sex tape. Until then, being a whore is just a hobby for her.
16. Pathetic Worm - February 13, 2009 4:25 PM
That nose would look awesome if it was splashed all over her face, domestic abuse style.
17. Max - February 13, 2009 4:25 PM
To be fair, her face looks like a butt. Put a bag over it.
18. OJ's Mom - February 13, 2009 4:27 PM
Pic #18 - "Having never worn a bra before, Whorey McSluttington is confused by it's complexity...."
19. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - February 13, 2009 4:29 PM
#13, nope. I am from Orange County though. But, too be fair, I couldn't get out of that shit hole California fast enough. The liberals and illegals screwed that place. Shame, it was a great place to grow up in the 70's and 80's.
20. Delgo - February 13, 2009 4:30 PM
Looks like she'd have bad breath.
21. Dude - February 13, 2009 4:34 PM
Seacrest is gonna tap that in not time!
22. Turd Ferguson - February 13, 2009 4:36 PM
Ted,
Figures Orange County. What a bunch of stick up the ass conservatives. They drive around in Rolls Royce's and follow that douche preacher at Saddleback. I hate that fuckin county.
23. Kelley - February 13, 2009 4:39 PM
Her new implants haven't dropped yet ...
24. Blah Girls - February 13, 2009 4:42 PM
Hellz no!!! Kara & my girl Paula were totally in the right by saying she skanked her way into the competition!!
25. Deacon Jones - February 13, 2009 4:42 PM
Let's state the obvious here fellas.
I think we'd all completely abuse this piece of meat, and toss her to the curb afterwards.
I predict she does Playboy, develops a raging coke habit, and moves to Vegas to strip.
Don't be playa hatin'
26. Trizzle - February 13, 2009 4:45 PM
I'd fuck her in the ass, then poop on her. Triumph!!
27. Keb - February 13, 2009 4:46 PM
Her implants are so rock-hard they look more like pecs.
28. Sid - February 13, 2009 4:48 PM
Looks like you only need to buy her dinner. Could even be at Olive Garden.
29. Will - February 13, 2009 4:49 PM
I'd stand behind her and help her hit the high notes.
30. Turd Ferguson - February 13, 2009 4:50 PM
Aye matey!!
...she be poised for an "angry pirate" yours truly, Cap'n Turd.
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32. Noelle - February 13, 2009 4:51 PM
I'm sorry but this chic is hella ugly... and the fact that she's such an obvious attention whore, doesn't help either
33. denty - February 13, 2009 4:51 PM
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34. . - February 13, 2009 4:58 PM
bone protrusion, hers not mine
35. beefytee - February 13, 2009 5:03 PM
are her boobs bigger already?
36. fug face bikini girl - February 13, 2009 5:11 PM
yay! look who bought herself breast implants!
37. Ted Mosby - February 13, 2009 5:14 PM
Those boobs must've come compliments of Randy's excess fat.
38. lola - February 13, 2009 5:15 PM
She is a pretty woman. Her face looks classy but the bikini destroys all cred. Wait till you get famous for that
39. casualencounters.com/blog - February 13, 2009 5:19 PM
Skanky girl is skanky.
40. 10pound - February 13, 2009 5:32 PM
butter face
41. mike - February 13, 2009 5:34 PM
Her face is nasty She looks like a retarded bird.
42. Lain - February 13, 2009 5:38 PM
Terrible implants. They practically reach her chin.
43. Danklin24 - February 13, 2009 5:47 PM
She's ugly fish and her body is terrible. She has the curves of a 12 year old. Gross. Go look at Casey Carlson, now there is a chick that looks fuckin' SLAMMIN' in a bikini!
44. missywissy - February 13, 2009 5:49 PM
Can't make it big with her voice, so using her body. Was she invited to the Aubrey O'Day party???
45. NipTuck - February 13, 2009 6:04 PM
Every one else is taking all the terrible things I could say :)
46. M - February 13, 2009 6:10 PM
she's only 20!!?? someone's face is busted...
47. dude_on - February 13, 2009 6:34 PM
Inexplicably a whore, yet unrefined with just the right touch of uneducated extroverted sluttiness.
48. staek - February 13, 2009 6:43 PM
she looks good i'll give her that but her attitude makes people think she's a dick that Casey Carleson is a lot hotter not only because she doesn't act like a hoe but she's not full of herself like this chick.
49. mikeymike - February 13, 2009 6:47 PM
Guys who complain about slutty chicks who are hot and get naked for public viewing are fags.
50. Persohone - February 13, 2009 6:48 PM
I think #25 pretty much sums up men
51. richsugardaddy - February 13, 2009 6:48 PM
I definitely concur. They need to add some extra spice to spice up the ratings. who cares about a 4th judge unless she's in a bikini!
52. Prepared to get fucked by the long dick of the law. - February 13, 2009 6:51 PM
Great body, rugged face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrvkOlRqYA
53. Ali Knievel - February 13, 2009 6:52 PM
She looks like a robot.
54. Lollie - February 13, 2009 6:56 PM
She's not that pretty with clothes on. Butterface.
55. . - February 13, 2009 6:59 PM
#50 not all men, just the icky ones.
56. PostmortemG - February 13, 2009 7:01 PM
I don't know about this one. I can't say I'm especially attracted to her.
57. I hate Whities - February 13, 2009 7:07 PM
Pathetic crackas drool over an ugly honkey whore with the body of an 8 year old boy. Fcking dumbasses. Go whack off with your teeny tiny microscopic pencil tip dicks...if you can find it.
58. vanessa - February 13, 2009 7:08 PM
trash.
anyone from southern california--this girl is from chino, can you tell??
59. joss - February 13, 2009 7:12 PM
I hope he gets a new cover.
60. SOS - February 13, 2009 7:21 PM
HAHA.... wow.... so many jealous straight women!
I am a straight woman and I think she's gorgeous!
61. SOS - February 13, 2009 7:21 PM
HAHA.... wow.... so many jealous straight women!
I am a straight woman and I think she's gorgeous!
62. Ew - February 13, 2009 7:29 PM
She has no eyebrows...
63. Gak - February 13, 2009 7:31 PM
Gak! Couple pencils stuck up a potato's ass!
64. Molar Pregnancy/Siamese Boil Survivor - February 13, 2009 7:56 PM
I am hoping this will be a new disney girl
65. sosickofbimboswithfakeboobs - February 13, 2009 7:57 PM
I hope she falls off her shoes.
66. i hate darkies - February 13, 2009 7:59 PM
57 - it's ok, id be jealous too if i looked like an ape
67. happy Valentines - February 13, 2009 8:04 PM
@66 & 57, You two should hook up and have hot passionate racist sex together. Fucking neanderthal race holes. Evolve or die off!
68. Dr McNasty - February 13, 2009 8:05 PM
I don't want to fuck her... I just want to masturbate to a video of her getting fucked. Here's to hoping she ends up doing porn.
69. Mr. Sticky - February 13, 2009 8:08 PM
I wanna punch this girl in the mouth with my cock.
70. my comment - February 13, 2009 8:15 PM
She tried all those bathing suits on with no underwear on.
I bet she put them all back on the rack.
71. Narcissist - February 13, 2009 8:38 PM
She reminds me of Amanda Bynes I think.
72. britney's weave - February 13, 2009 8:58 PM
i agree with all those who said she has new boobs. she was a flatty on the show.
73. JP - February 13, 2009 8:59 PM
Prime example of a butterface. Nothing going on above the shoulders.
74. Narcissist - February 13, 2009 8:59 PM
...and her figure looks slack and bland. Kind of "scrawny / flabby", where they smoke and don't excercise?
75. whatever - February 13, 2009 9:02 PM
she looks like sarah palin to me.
76. Delgo - February 13, 2009 9:19 PM
She is so brave...
77. ctti - February 13, 2009 9:22 PM
I watched the auditions & when I saw her, I thought, "O.k., let's not judge. Maybe she can really sing." Turned out, she was terrible at the auditions & even worse in Hollywood. Obviously, Randy & Simon were thinking with their dicks, putting her through to Hollywood.
It might have been a little more bearable if she were pretty but no chance of that, either. Decent figure but overall, just annoying, talentless & a waste of time.
78. ctti - February 13, 2009 9:25 PM
Apologies for the double post but I must take back what I said about her having a "decent figure". Those DO look like implants...ugh.
79. lawrenec4 - February 13, 2009 9:27 PM
she is so hot! It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?
80. lisa Simpson - February 13, 2009 9:46 PM
she needs jesus.
81. emmaleigh - February 13, 2009 10:45 PM
ladies, admit it. you'd love a body like that, and men, u know you want to do dirty stuff to her. just because someone has a hot body doesn't make them a brainless twit. she obviously wants to make money showing off how good she looks in a bikini, cuz she'd make a great bikini. why do we have to tear her down? jealousy? arrogance? i hope she starts swimsuit modeling cuz she'll make any suit look good! you go girl!
82. Groucho - February 13, 2009 10:51 PM
She had a good voice, interesting wannabe personality and while her face isn't of the knockout variety, she's pretty enough and has a great body. Wouldn't mind seeing her capitalize on her 15 minutes.
83. Mark - February 13, 2009 10:53 PM
She'd be a treat to take home at closing time. But you've got to kick her out way before morning, even if it means asking her to see if you dropped the keys out on the front steps and then locking the door when she goes out to look.
84. sassy - February 13, 2009 11:01 PM
So many haters or is it just one...Casey Carlson trying to ride on the real bikini girls attention???? Most of these comments are from her and its pathetic! She even made a fake website pretending to be Katrina THE REAL BIKINI GIRL!! Get over it and do something yourself!
85. superflous - February 13, 2009 11:04 PM
If she weren't a butter face she wouldn't need to audition in a bikini, obviously.
Actually, I can picture her as the next latina porn star, she would look hot in a maid outfit.
86. Don Knotts - February 13, 2009 11:10 PM
Do her knees appear a bit chaffed? Shoulda worn the audition pads like I told her to.
87. sassy - February 13, 2009 11:12 PM
The above comments were made by Casey Carlson who is trying to ride on the real bikini girls (Katrina Darrell) attention. Its pathetic how jealous some people can be. Katrina is definately beautiful from top to bottom and has alot of talent. Get a life haters and do something original with your own life!!
88. gerard Vandenberg - February 13, 2009 11:56 PM
She want to be a PORN-STAR, folks?
89. FatAmerican - February 13, 2009 11:59 PM
she could use a nose job - someone call chris brown.
90. Repentant Sinner - February 14, 2009 12:06 AM
Even whores are welcome by the Lord, our God. Kneel and beg forgiveness with a mouthful of Lordly Genitalia.
P.S. God now owns 51% of Lord & Taylor as of 12:06am EST. Effectively making Taylor his bitch.
91. CT - February 14, 2009 12:40 AM
She totally got a boob job. Look at her audition tapes, she was flat as a pancake.
92. Kamistars Bloggerina Check me out!!! - February 14, 2009 12:45 AM
She looks great, & she's smart. lol...at least she'll get her 15 minutes?
93. tanya - February 14, 2009 1:00 AM
I bet she left a brown skid mark in those bathing suits
94. Tammy - February 14, 2009 1:01 AM
Please! She sucked on American Idol - her bikini clad body was the only reason she made it to Hollywood! There were a lot of sexies - they just rode on talent...
95. Funeral Guy - February 14, 2009 1:24 AM
#21 I think Seacrest will be too tired from tapping the jarhead.
96. Ryan the Canadian - February 14, 2009 2:15 AM
Ugly knees.
97. LD Silver - February 14, 2009 2:26 AM
She's a damn retard and I'd in all likelihood catch something from sticking it in her, but I still would...don't know why, but I have a compelling need to shoot a load inside of her.
98. Kelly Brooke - February 14, 2009 4:46 AM
I saw her on Idol and you can tell she thought she was all that. She's pretty enough, but she's not so pretty that she should think she's better than everyone. Like someone else said she has a nice body, but only an average face. She can sing pretty well, but there were certainly better singers than her. Then she went and made out with Seacrest on the show, got into a fight with the new judge, ect. lol...You can tell she just wanted attention. With all of that being said, I'd of much rather of seen her on the show instead of that girl that has the hideous laugh, that Simon calls annoying, you know the one that is overly emotional. I can't stand her, I don't think America is gonna be able to deal with her either.
99. Boyfromthesun - February 14, 2009 5:10 AM
No! I'm glad justice came through, for once. For once a slutty bitch not unlike Katy Perry or fucking Lady Gaga didn't get a break because she showed some skin - because she DIDN't HAVE ANY TALENT to do it.
100. JON - February 14, 2009 7:31 AM
Didn't waste any time getting new tits, did she? Let's how they don't keep her on TV much longer. Then again, probably thought it was the only way she was going to get any respect. Maybe not as dumb as she looks, but she should have invested in ass implants, too. It's a shame that figure was wasted on a face like hers.
101. Chelle - February 14, 2009 7:52 AM
That girl has "skank" written all over her.
102. Michael - February 14, 2009 9:32 AM
Her knees are kind of ugly. First time I ever noticed someone's knees.
103. BonnieBell - February 14, 2009 10:17 AM
Okay, EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW, she's trying on bikinis with nothing on the downlow?
Not very hygenic. Poor people that try on those bikinis after her!
Crabs!!!!!!
104. Teekee - February 14, 2009 10:57 AM
Now that's a happy Devil-Dog....
105. WTF? - February 14, 2009 11:37 AM
Douchebag
106. Jorma - February 14, 2009 12:00 PM
That Bobblehead Barbie is tad on the disgusting side. I couldn't decide whether I tolerated her face or absolutely hated it. Plus in a real singing competition she would've never advanced since she just happens to be a shrill bitch.
107. yuppers - February 14, 2009 12:52 PM
Wow , somebody got her tits done since Idol auditions...no surprise there.
108. Erica - February 14, 2009 1:58 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02tf41C1lMc3x/340x.jpg
Fucking stupid bimbo.
109. Doc - February 14, 2009 3:20 PM
This poor man's version of that attention-whore, Montag, looks like she's got Cri du Chat Syndrome.
Let's take a look at the evidence: Cat-like whining voice, wide-set/downward slanted eyes, small head, beaked nose, and mental retardation.
Normally, I'd say don't hate on the disabled, but this girl is just asking for it. In the ass. In a trailer park. Filmed by Joe Francis. For a tee shirt.
110. Bored - February 14, 2009 4:41 PM
Just another girl in a bikini...is this interesting? Girls like her are a dime a dozen. She should visit the porn industry where they can use her for a few years and throw her out with the rest of the trash.
111. Jesus of Nazareth - February 14, 2009 5:38 PM
Y'all are a bunch of haters. This chick is pretty hot.
112. Blah - February 14, 2009 5:54 PM
She's got no ass, doesn't work out and her nose is fucked up. I'm not usually one to talk shit, but she has NO talent and now she's going to be famous for being a whore. Our country is so great.
113. Jason - February 14, 2009 6:09 PM
Boob job? Duhh. Unless you think most breasts start around the shoulder blades. This is so obvious. Have any of you wankers even seen real tits?
114. uggles - February 14, 2009 7:46 PM
pasty, flabby yet skinny, NO talent, self-centered, ugly faced attention whore - SHE SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
115. Sushi - February 14, 2009 9:39 PM
She aint nothing special. I rather have a woman that looks attractive that is a little chunky.
116. Alias Simon Cowell - February 15, 2009 2:18 AM
You idiots remember Carrie Underwear? She's that one English Simon got a woody when she'd sing/scream directly through her nose. The judges praised her after wearing earmuffs. Myself, I'm a semi-pro singer and a trained singer does NOT lean their head back for high notes. So, if Carrie Underwear could win the contest due to her ASS CHEEKS instead of singing, why not Katrina? I'd immediately have Katrina give me a head-lock between her legs!
117. Justin - February 15, 2009 3:26 AM
GOD stop changing writers on your staff, the new ones blows ass~
118. Cottage - February 15, 2009 5:23 AM
i thought she was so annoying on American idol. I don't understand why all these talentless people become famous for not doing anything.
119. dude - February 15, 2009 8:56 AM
You women need to stfu she's hella hot and every guy in here would totally hit it.
120. TJ - February 15, 2009 11:37 AM
And no, Seacrest won't hit it--he's a dick smoker from waaay back.
121. E - February 15, 2009 12:50 PM
Completely busted face, zero curves aside from the beat plastic tits, um no thanks...
122. JJ - February 15, 2009 12:53 PM
#119- Im a guy and the only way I would hit that is with a bag over her head
123. Bucknut85 - February 15, 2009 12:56 PM
Jesus of Nazareth- um hot by what standards?
124. Mama Pinkus - February 15, 2009 9:08 PM
nice bolt-ons - NOT
125. Sami - February 15, 2009 10:20 PM
She's so ugly. Shit, if she's hot, that makes me miss fucking universe.
126. John Walker - February 16, 2009 12:24 AM
skinny fat
she needs toning... muscle definition is hot but so are real boobs...
127. Hm.... - February 16, 2009 11:32 AM
There is something so off about her face. I think it's her teeth/mouth....? Not feelin her
128. #87... hmmmm - February 16, 2009 11:44 AM
something tells me your name is Katrina...
129. Splooge - February 16, 2009 12:11 PM
She likes to show off her body and she's slutty. That makes her just about perfect in my books. I would gladly cover her with a heapin' helpin of my splooge!!
130. timmy - February 16, 2009 4:21 PM
Another whore for the blacksinblondes.com site. She'll do anal.
131. Anthony - February 17, 2009 4:37 AM
ahhh yikes. She maybe hot, but not there.
132. nins-ayy - February 17, 2009 5:41 AM
she's ugly (not to mention her attitude)
i got sick of her after watching her in American Idol for 3 minutes.
133. gard - February 17, 2009 12:32 PM
Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on "m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m"?
134. asdfeee - February 17, 2009 11:36 PM
god.
fix that fucking ugly ass nose !!!!
135. lizards - February 17, 2009 11:45 PM
Her boobs weren't that big when she was on American Idol
136. Shrillhater - February 20, 2009 3:18 PM
#18-
you rock.
hilarious.
I'll add that it seems we've got a budding porn star with this one...
Plus, how misguided was she to focus her "feminine wiles" on Seacrest?
That was so uncomfortable, it made me want to take off my own skin.
137. Kal - February 26, 2009 9:47 PM
id fuck her hard as hell if i ever fucking got the chance at her tight pussy.
138. John - August 12, 2009 3:34 PM
I guess you can take her seriously now.
139. bill - September 20, 2009 2:09 PM
Katrina is determined, confident and beautiful. She should be given a legitimate chance because she has worked hard all her life,in both aftra and sag, won numerous vocal competitions. The bikini was all in fun but the girl is actually very talented and has more confidence than any contestant so far on American idol!! Support her ....she will go far!!
140. bill - September 20, 2009 2:09 PM
Katrina is determined, confident and beautiful. She should be given a legitimate chance because she has worked hard all her life,in both aftra and sag, won numerous vocal competitions. The bikini was all in fun but the girl is actually very talented and has more confidence than any contestant so far on American idol!! Support her ....she will go far!!
141. bill - September 20, 2009 2:09 PM
Katrina is determined, confident and beautiful. She should be given a legitimate chance because she has worked hard all her life,in both aftra and sag, won numerous vocal competitions. The bikini was all in fun but the girl is actually very talented and has more confidence than any contestant so far on American idol!! Support her ....she will go far!!