Feb 4 2009Katie Price understands 'kid-friendly'

Looks pretty kid-friendly to me. If I were a kid...

smuggling dodgeballs in her shirt

Katie Price and "personality" in the same sentence?

Are those her real boobs??

I would buy a Big Mac meal for her before tittyfucking her while shitting on her face.

By definition those titties are "kid friendly"!

"It won't go down, mother. Could you hit me again with the Bible, please?"

HAHAHA, genius Fish!

Look at the hag in Pic 9 yelling at the photog's. That's what the average women who degrade her look like.

Hi All,

My name is Douche Bag and I am your average gossip site reader. I check TMZ and The Superficial compulsively because I do not have a life. I am typically a teenager that does not know any better, a bored housewife or even an educated person. But mostly, I am a slacker that hates his/her job and needs this site to achieve a twisted sense of happiness and purpose. I check the sites every minute just to be the first to post and write FIRST! That’s how fucked up my life is. I get such a big rush by being first.
In addition to that, my delusional sense of self importance compels me to write things like:

Slow day TMZ?
And I should care because…..
Who cares!
Yawn
Etc.

I really think those comments are relevant. And I do it over and over again.
I am racist, ignorant and visceral. I get my political opinions from Entertainment Weekly and Fox News. But just the first 5 minutes, that’s enough for me to have an opinion because I do not question or think by myself. For the most part I strongly support G.W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Anne Coulter, because they are real Americans. Unlike Obama, who is a Muslim and hates America. I hate him and I hope he fails. That’s the type of imbecile I am. Oh! and I completely lack a sense of common good or empathy.
Anyway, I have to go back to my job, God I hate it.

Sincerely,

Douche Bag

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@#8 i would totally have a scorching reply that lacked any wit if you weren't so spot on. can you hold me while i crybate now? please?

honestly who wears their bra hanging out like that?
i'm no prude, but that is just ridiculous.
(and haha at the bible comment)

Holy tits.

ROFL@ the bible comment.

I'd motorboat in those things until I drowned.

What Class, What Elegance...OH almost nipple slip in picture 4.

Who knew dressing like a hobo could be so hot??

i said it before and i'll say it again:

I need more Katie Price in my life

#4....Those are NOT her real breasts...shes had them inflated and deflated. They look great in a top, then you get that top off....what a horror show!!!! Seriously, she'd have visible scarring from all the mangling and cutting up shes done to them....surely she must look at her deteriorating frame, haggard drug-ravaged face and deformed breasts and ask herself, 'What the fuck??!!' Good bitch, its karma for taking drugs and shit when you were pregnant with your first child and fucking the poor things life up. Irresponsible whore. Your days are numbered. You cant be the center of attention and YOUNG forever!

I'm kind of surprised those things even have nipples.

I think she looks good. I would wear a better top, but that's just me.

christ, why cant she just wear normal people's clothes? what is going through her mind, when she decides what to wear?
or is she just so desperate for attention. then go naked, lady, maybe you'll get a headline or two...

plastic with leather...my fauvorite sofa!yehaaa

well definitely attention getting!

"Daddy, why were those lady's boobs hanging out but you kept staring at the Ken dolls and that made Mommy cry?"

- Because Daddy is a liberal.

Katie look mighty yummy when you can't see too much of her face.

That guy's face in pic #3 man.
Christ.

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Wow, she looks great! Would have loved to have an ass shot, too!

Haha, I like the picture of the Toys R Us manager chastising the photographer.

Never again dare to compromise the privacy of Toys R Us' exclusive clientele, you cretinous shitstain!

She always likes this. At a club, ***sugardaddyconnect. c om***, you can see many of such kind of pics, She really want to show something special.

God I can't stand her. I just want to send her somwhere she can't get back from like the kyrgizahkistan wilderness (mainly because it doesn't exist). Britain does not want you Jordan/Katie Price!

#8 sooo true (not of me though ; )

STRANGE BRITAIN EVICTED THIS HIPPY-CHIC-WHORE, folks?
(.........try it in america)

nice cans.

Security aint playin' in pic 9.

What a waste of space this woman is.
I can't believe that she is successful at anything.
I am baffled as to how Katie Price's boobs hanging out have anything to do with politics.

At first I was like, wtf, she looks different...then I realized this is that whore Katie PRICE, not Katie Perry...in other words, that random fucking slut who is famous for no reason.

Those titties are so young, they needed a parental guardian to accompany them into the store...

She does -know- her bra is completely visible. Right?

The singles in my pocket are just screaming to be stuffed in her ass crack.

WTF was she doing @ Toys R Us? Shopping for crayons?

Someone is stealing volleyballs from Toys-R-Us. . . . .

Toys R Us introduces the Katie Price Human Trampoline.

#17 Is THAT what happened to that poor kid? She was using while pregnant?

I think her chest has balloons in it, and if I tied a string to her leg, I might be able to fly halfway across the country before they explode.

#8- Douche Bag -

Me too!!!!!

But unlike you, I get all of my knowledge from the back of Snapple caps!

All the girls talking shit on Katie Price is because your either

a. a FAT SLOB.
b. Smell like the trash can behind 7 Eleven.
c. Know that in heartbeat your boyfriend would fuck that shit out of her, and not think twice about it and or your boring ass sex.

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She could feed those octuplets if babies liked silicone

For all the girls talking shit, your either:

a. a FAT SLOB.
b. Smell like the garbage can behind 7 Eleven.
c. Know your boyfriend would fuck the shit out of Katie Pierce without thinking twice about the disgusting, smelly sex he had with you last night.

don't hate fatties, put down the fucking sprinkles cupcakes.

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well looks like i'll correct your post AGAIN fish.

it's "hers" not "her's". "her's" would imply the word "her is" which just is not what's going on here.

What kind if self-respecting human being (and a MOTHER at that) would walk around like that? ESPECIALLY IN A CHILDREN'S STORE! Seriously, she's disgusting, and I would be so embarrassed if that thing was my mother.

#43....YES, she was using whilst she was pregnant with her first kid, who she called Harvey. She was on drugs, drinking, partying, she was heavily pregnant and there was photos of her in the gossip mags with her legs spread in cars and barely able to walk coming out of nightclubs.... I remember being totally disgusted by it. Harvey is overweight, blind and on an autistic spectrum.. I know there are a lot of bad parents out there but this trashbag is in the public eye and told daily that what she was doing would harm her baby, yet she kept it up. Now she thinks she can just shower him with toys and dress him up for magazines but I hope it destroys that dirty whore everyday for what she did to that poor child. The father, a famous footballer wants nothing to do with her or the child. Shes a cunt. Haggard, filthy, std-ridden slag.

7. Deacon Jones - February 4, 2009 5:28 PM

"It won't go down, mother. Could you hit me again with the Bible, please?"

HAHAHA, genius Fish!

Look at the hag in Pic 9 yelling at the photog's. That's what the average women who degrade her look like."
____________________________________

Oh? Let's see a pic of YOU then, cock-wrangler!

PS

SHE degrades HERSELF.

Que jugs?

That shitty looking beast is somebody's MOTHER?? Damn, I'd be autistic too if it would help me tune out that broken mess! And if that wasn't enough, he's blind too? Shit girl, spend a dime on your kid's medical care instead of those cheap-ass buoys that you try to pass off as tits!

I think she is totally disgusting and so do a lot of others. What young girl would like to look that trashbag. Nothing about her is real by the time she takes out the hair extentions, the false eyelashes and all the other falsies there's more of her on the dressing table than in the bed! Even her books aren't her own she employed Ghost writer/writers to write them! False looks, false books just a false life. If Alex marries her then he needs his brain tested. I'd disown my daugher if she dressed and behaved like that - Katie Price/Jordan whats the difference she is a trollop.

Peter Andre was lucky to get out when he did. He's a good father to all her kids and with a mother like theirs they're very lucky to have him in their life. From what I read, Harvey's condition was caused by her having an STD when she was pregnant with him and taking any drugs she could get her hands on. Britain should chuck her out she's a liability. Noticed she changed back to Katie Price in an effort to get in with the Polo set only it didn't work she was too much of slag to get in with those people so now she's changing back to Jordan. So what? Will it change her behaviour? I doubt it. Once a slapper always a slapper who only thinks about herself and what she looks like. Why would anyone allow the Queen to shake hands with that trash? She yaps about the Press or 'paps' as she calls them and then does everything she can to have them take pix of her! She's obviously mentally distrubed. Someone like her shouldn't be allowed to have children. Dwight should take her to court and get Harvey taken off from her and then Peter Andre should do the same with his children. What kind of life are they gonna have with a slapper like her for a mother? I feel sorry for them because they are the ones who will suffer being brought up by a trashy slapper like her.