Feb 25 2009Julia Louis-Dreyfus has crazy tight abs. Did not see that coming.

it's not her abs, it's new low body fat percentage. Everyone's got abs, you just can't see them because of the guts people have.

FIRST?!??!

melissa joan hart, nice!

it's not her abs, it's her* low body fat percentage. Everyone's got abs, you just can't see them because of the guts people have.

For her age she is smokin' hot.

#2, stop being such a fucking loser.

You go girl.
her new show sucks though.

oh elaine... you're the most bad ass chick to ever grace the TV!

Get the eff outta here, really? i never thought of her as sexy before...

Pleezee.. she's thin yes, but if they photo shop Alba, you don't think this one is photo shopped?

Elllaaaaaiiiiinnnne...

Wow! She is gorgeous.

Elllaaaaaiiiiinnnne...

Wow! She is gorgeous.

Elllaaaaaiiiiinnnne...

Wow! She is gorgeous.

No doubt that the cover's been retouched.
All magazine cover photos are retouched.

Julia has well defined abs and odds are good that those are authentic.
They might be more defined than what you see on the cover,
as most photos of women are retouched in the abdominal area
to make them look softer and curvier.

p.s. - I'd hit that.

I've always thought she was pretty, but I'm confused by the feelings I have for this picture. Is it her head? Smile? The yellow sweater? Blue shorts? Seriously something doesn't seem right here & I just can't put my finger on it.

I grudgingly admit that I subscribe to Shape, and can you believe the bullshit they tried to pull in March 09's issue? Check it: Editor's note: "We NEVER alter any Shape model's body--including those on our cover. The women we feature put a lot of hard work into staying healthy and should be given the credit they deserve."

That was in the "Readers Speak out" part, and I was sort of flabbergasted because it was fucking obvious they airbrushed Jamie Presley on the cover (she's cool, though, she probably didn't need too much work). Then the editor's letter went on to state that the celebrities' bodies are never tampered with.

What do YOU think?

She and Jennifer Aniston should have a chinfight-to-the-death.

wow elaine looks awesome!! she looks great for her age

I once longed to pork her tight ass but now I don't want to. She's just way too old.

I'd much rather be looking at Sue Ellen Mischke.

Elaine! HELLO!!!

Wow, i didn't think you could get abs like that from doing that dorky Elaine dance.

give me some of that Seinfeld money and I'll spend my day in the gym, too.

Petite chicks age the best. As long as they don't get fat, there's really no place for their junk to go.

"give me some of that Seinfeld money and I'll spend my day in the gym, too."

No you won't. You're lazy. And fat. And stupid.

That's why you don't have Seinfeld-type money in the first place.

Tiny chicks are the great because they don't block your view of ESPN.

A middle-aged Jew with abs???

What's this world coming to?

She seriously needs to do Playboy.

She seriously needs to do Playboy.

She was so insecure about her body on Seinfeld. From what she wore, you didn't have the slightest idea what her body looked like. I guess you were supposed to look at her hair.

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Elaine with tight abs? GET OUT!!!!!!!!

I am the master of her domain. True story.

@31

Maybe you should use lube next time?

Looking good, Nip.

#17--and then the winner takes on Reese Witherspoon???

Not most women her age could have bodies looking like that. I guess she has done a great job in having that body.

I always wanted to motorboat Elaine.

@33 ur fucking gay. True Story.

Not only is she hot as f, she's from a family worth literally BILLIONS of dollars. Which is about how much money i would have if i got a nickel for every time i rubbed one out to her.

@ 36

Are they gonna have a pillowcase-stuffing championship?

I don't get it.....what's a pillow case stuffing championship?

...with chins like that?

Wow, she is so sexy,but I think the models on "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M" are more beautiful and sexy than her!

#39 - It's people like you that remind me how diverse the human intellect is. Thanks.

#41 I get it. Funny!!

#16~

Still on the pillowcase stuffing bus with you Chedda.
Excuse me a second, would you? I have to go set a bear trap for #44.....

Go for the big boob/big butt chicks on one night stands, but marry the skinny petite chick. In ten years you won't have to look away when she gets undressed.

oops, sorry 'bout that! @#16, I read that, too. It seems a pretty bold thing to claim if it isn't true, especially since there are so many people involved in the editing process that easily call them out. I don't think they alter the actual shape, but DO airbrush blemishes, etc.

#39 is obviously not a Seinfeld fan, Rich.

I meant I'm still NOT on the pillowcase bus. Jesus.
Just tell me what it means.

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What's wrong with being on the pillowcase biting bus???

ahahahahahaha, #54.

#54 - Spoken like a true poo stabber..

@50 No kidding! They could at least admit "yeah we take out some moles sometimes" AT LEAST, wtf?

Jrz... you must not do a lot of laundry...? Pretty much the only thing your chin is good for is holding the pillowcase when you stuff the pillow in.

...aaand for other things I'm sure Rich can tell you more about... Rich, you wanna take it from here? I'll start: When a man and a woman really love each other...

OH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK, now it all makes sense!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

Did thomeone thay PILLOWBITER ?!?

#58 - ...they play dominoes?

Can u say "airbrush".....

50% water, 50% semen

@61

BWWWWWAHAHAHaaa... wait. Is "dominoes" the one game that starts out with the little black tiles with the white dots and ends up with the neighbor guy in a ball gag and gimp mask? I forget.

Knowledge, Responsibilty, Literacy.... the Porch Monkey craves not these things....

#64 - Only when Goldschlager and Patron are consumed in excess... and the neighbor is Massa's mom.

Does anyone have a hot steamy load of semen they could spray all over my face? I've written Biraq Obomma like 50 times requesting him to do it, but I haven't heard back yet. Maybe he'll give it to me when he makes his rounds delivering my rent and gas money.

I love her, she's so funny and yet sophisticated.

The foolishness of the likes of 63 65 and 67 have caused me to go into smiting mode. Step up, idiots.....come meet your maker.

#67 - What's wrong? Are your dad's balls chapped?

Holy shit! Is she really 48? Even her belly button looks still tight! Some people are just blessed with beauty folks.

Button up your shirt grandma. Yeah photoshop goes well with the lying world we live in. I would let her suck my dick maybe if I was bored. She's really ancient and I never thought of her as "hot" waaaaaaaaaaaay back then even.

this ain't just a little airbrushing....they brushed the shittt out of her

@66

Every time we tried putting the ball gag on Massa's mom, it kept getting stuck in the gap between her front teeth, and the buckle part got all knotted up in her pelt.

I've never seen a woman braid the hairs on her back, but Massa's mom proves that little things like evolution don't hit everyone 100%. Still, that doesn't explain the dreadlocks on her cooter...

Chedda. Huh....that's how they say Cheddar in Bah-ston.

@75 Ah, she's a magnificent beast, that one. (hmm, the dreadlocks may serve a purpose-- maybe like what ropes around a tree are to a quicksand pit..?)

@76 Or in tha hood, mebbe? :)

Totally airbrushed, to-ta-lee.

Nah man...they don't be sayin Chedda in the hood....shit, they don't even be eatin Chedda in the hood. They say Cheetos.

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Seeing this makes me want to watch "Troll" again.

@ 79 wurd.

@ 80 turd.

When you're rich (he's like a gazillionaire even before Seinfeld) like her you can buy ANYTHING!!

Annoying. Un-funny, and touched up....

But I'd still stick in her pooper.

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Lanie gives me a serious boner. Real serious.

You make me laugh. but you,ve heard that before, haven't you, mr Fish?

Reminds me of those pictures where they used to put your head on someone else's body. Oh wait.

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aparently you can buy prettty

She just needs to get rid of the 80's hair.
Where's my check Obama? You piece of poop.

If you've watched "The New Adventures Of Old Christine" you'd know that they wouldn't have had to retouch that cover picture of her. She's shown herself dressed about the same way on the show and she looked awesome there too - even in hi-def.

Probably some airbrushing done here as well, but mostly this looks like a very well done tummy tuck and liposuction. I mean, come on now, Julia is 48 years old and has had 2 kids. I don't believe for a minute that her skin hasn't been pulled, her muscles tightened, and some abdominal fat suctioned out. The girl is well off finanically from her run on Seinfeld, so why not splurge and get the best work possible? I think she looks pretty damn incredible. More power to you Julia.

30: Seinfeld didn't wear very revealing clothes, either. He had nicer hair than mine, though.

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@16
"We NEVER alter any Shape model's body--including those on our cover"

They're telling the truth: sort of. The writer was obviously asking about airbrushing, but they way they answer is ambiguous. They never alter the Shape model's body. In other words, their body is still the same. The picture of their body, well that might get airbrushed, but their body is still left unchanged. Get it?

And "including those on our cover" is ambiguous. Are they referring to the bodies included on the cover or the model? The model.

In other words, their response literally means "we don't alter the physical body of our models through plastic surgery or some other way, including the models who are featured on the cover" even though it seems like they are claiming they don't airbrush.

That way, the way most people will casually read it they will believe there is no photo-editing involved, but if they were sued because proof was discovered that they do in fact alter the pictures of models that go onto the final cover, their language is ambiguous and vague enough that it wouldn't get them in trouble.

saw her a few yrs ago at a vegas casino, just walking and she is gorgeous!!!!! and sooo teeny!! my husband was like DAMN elaine is smoking hot!!! LOL

Shes wearing the same sweater that Faith Hill wore-- why the stupid yellow sweater??!!! It looks stupid with a halter top, and shorts. --She looks gorgeous though!!!

Parker said-I once longed to pork her tight ass but now I don't want to. She's just way too old. Yeah, I feel the same way about Melissa Joan Hart

How beautiful. My love!

This is a terrible & disgusting mistake.
A MISCARRIAGE IN BIKINI, folks?

Nice bod for a 48 year old.

I'd hit it, if I could find my tweezers.

she look is very amazing. she is so sexy. i like it......................

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TURDS she has a really fit body, she's just short and old so you never noticed.

Check out this pick or click my name, it's clear she has a flat stomach.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1399428096/nm0000506

my fav actress everrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ya Julia is looking gorgeous.

wow!

Ummm the reason she has skinny legs and her abs are showing is that she is now a bag of bones. Not impressed with gym rat physiques. Not one bit it aint natural nor to me is it sexy. Looks semi-masculine. I thought she looked sexy years ago when she was a lot heavier.
This is an insane world we live in with the weight lifting chicks and the botox and plastic breasts and the photoshopping.
Everything seems to be a fucking lie.

Look at our economy. It was al based on a lie. Over a quadrillion in derivatives caused by filthy perverted Wall Street and now we the peasant class get to pay the debt caused by the rich.

I wonder how much this old woman is worth for her services to our nation?

Not only does she has all that Seinfeld money, isnt her family loaded.
As in worth billions because her father/grandfater [?] invented some thing for a toilet or something??.
She looks great, even if she is partly photoshopped, .

Too many sharp things; nose, chin and now hip bones? Someone's gonna nick an artery or have to pick pieces of a pelvis off of their penis if they hit it proper like.

You can flatten a belly, you can suck out fat
But no sugery, can fix a face like that

I'm sorry, but that IS NOT HER. Hell, you can watch the show and tell that those legs are WAY to thin to be hers. Sorry, but this is total bullshit...

Last night when I was jerking off on my lifesize blow-up doll of Biraq Obomma, I realized I haven't gotten my Biraq money yet. I voted for him because he said I won't have to pay rent, buy gas, or pay my bills. So I quit my job at Lamaar's House of Anal Beads, but now my rent is due and I haven't got any money. Has anyone else gotten their "money for a vote" check yet from Biraq Obomma?

You know Costanza was hittin' that shit on the side.

I can't find my sister's phone number and I REAAAAALLY need to get laid... my mom just doesn't do it for me anymore, and the sheep are starting to fight back.

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We should take pity on Massa/Apes/TomK/bootlips.

How hard it must be to realize that the world has moved on without you, and your racist views are no longer relevant and actually quite backward. You(actually all one person) are now like the crazy homeless guy standing on the sidewalk yelling gibberish at people on their way to somewhere important.

It must be especially painful that President Obama has proven that someone of his background-- with a self-described "funny name"-- has made it all the way to the highest office in the land in the most powerful nation in the world. And how ironic-- a house that was built by slaves.

...And just what have YOU accomplished so far, Massa/bootlips/Apes?

#71: Some people are blessed with real beauty? Yeah, and some people are "blessed" with lots of money and way too much insecurity. When i saw that Julia Louis-Dreyfus had a new show coming out ([....]Christine), i was pretty excited. Then i saw her face and literally did a double-take. That woman has had so much plastic surgery, and it's sad because she really was quite lovely just the way she was. Too bad she looks like a robotic freakshow now and when she smiles you can see her whole face working. Also, she was on some late night talk show talking about how boring it was to see elephants on a safari: "Once you've seen one, you've seen 'em all". ::Yawn::. Most. Uninteresting. Person. Ever.

Julia ages so well it's ridiculous

Julia ages so well it's ridiculous

She looks amazing. I loved her in Woody Allen's Deconstructing Harry: http://www.actressscene.com/2008/08/julia-louis-dreyfus-in-deconstructing.html

She looks great! My favorite movie is Deconstructing Harry. She was sooo funny: http://www.actressscene.com/2008/08/julia-louis-dreyfus-in-deconstructing.html

Hate to kill everyone's jealous ranting, but Shape DOES NOT AIRBRUSH. At least their covers. E-mail them if you don't believe me, but give the woman her due props, that is how she REALLY looks.

119 go home, that was the gayest post ever written in the history of the fish.

A 48 yeard old jew woman. You know her pussy is as dry as a desert. No Jew woman wants to put out after she gets the ring.

daunte @ 126 knows because he just got married to a jew woman

Always liked her, more on Seinfeld than SNL.

Download Serena Williams Workout? I advise against that, unless you plan to juggle cars.

It's called HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE folks.

Don't kid yourself.

nice outfit. is it still the 90s?

she looks better than she did when was in seinfeld.. impressive!

you know what she's thinking when they were shooting this?
"...suck...it...IN!!!!"