Feb 9 2009Jessica Simpson performs in Daisy Duke cutoffs

I heard she's packing it on because she's scrimmaging with Romo

Man am I sick of seeing this chick. I saw her fat face on some magazine cover the other day with the caption "I'm proud of my REAL body" or something stupid. She's proud to be a lazy overweight piece of shit? Why would anybody be proud of that?

look at the bored look from the crowd

heffer

It doesn't really look like she has gained THAT much weight. Perhaps it is just that she isn't 20 anymore. Lay off of her and get your own f***in life.

FAT, FAT, FAT

Someone told this poor lady that her legs still look good despite the massive spare tire around her waist. She needs to see a therapist, fast, before we end up seeing even more of her.

That is one large mouth.

I'm positive that she looks 10 times better than any of you fat-asses that come on this website making fun of her

She is Fat, hate fat people

No, number 5, she did gain that much weight. That it at leeeeast 20 more pounds of Jessica than we saw in Dukes of Hazzard. I realize that for some people the daisy duke body isn't realistically sustainable but I wonder how she can look at her naked self in the mirror now and not want to shoot herself right in the face, knowing what she could and has looked like only 3 years ago.

Getting fat and going batshit insane helped Britney's comeback, maybe she is going for the same.

#9...you're positively wrong...10 times better than everyone? Come on. You on the other hand are so much better than all of us for sticking up for Jessica Simpson....who are you? Kim Kardashian?

The magazine I was referencing earlier was People. The cover says, "She's proud of her body! Stop calling her fat. Inside the star's bold choice to lead a real life"

Since when is a "real life" void of any exercise and self-control? Only in America would some idiot consider being a lazy face-stuffing sack of fat a good thing. What a great message to send out to the world though, huh? "If you care about your body and eat healthy and exercise you aren't living a REAL LIFE."

Holy shit people are pathetic. There is no advantage to being fat.

don't understand all the talk about how she was fat...
she did gain some weight, right, but that's not fat at all

actually I've never seen her so sexy before! she's hot!

Am I looking at different pictures than everyone else, becasue Jessica Simpson doesn't look fat at all. She still looks hot as shit.

Donkey Dukes are in this year.

No.11, perhaps she isn't starving herself anymore. And for the record, my body is pretty much like hers was only 3 years ago (before you call me a fatass who defends her for being heavier now). What do you look like naked? I just don't think that her fame should be based on her body only because she once PLAYED a character named Daisy Duke And no, I'm not a fan of her music. I am just sick of women being criticized for being too thin or too fat and then for being anorexic.

thunderthighs

she needs to get rid of her current stylist, PRONTO

OMG! You all are crazy. She's hotter than 99.9% of women out there. Leave the poor girl alone.

moooove over, wynona judd.

Hahaha, look a the people in the crowd.

They look like theyre sitting thru a grade school play

Newsflash No. 18, you don't need to starve yourself to be at a healthy weight. Maybe when she was in The Dukes of Hazzard she was a bit underweight for her frame but, I'm just saying there IS a happy medium to being too thin or too fat... it's called exercising!!! So since you compare your body to hers was back then, are you starving yourself?? I assume not, so why do you assume she was?
And 14 is so right, how can you be happy for someone who is so obviously unhealthy...no she's not obese, she's not going to die from not being able to leave her bed or anything...that doesn't mean that she's healthy though.
Oh and I'm not the reason her fame depends on her weight...but she has received more press in the last 2 weeks from gaining 20 pounds than she has for a year. So perhaps she's the one using her weight as tool for fame.

Someone just come out and tell us if Romo knocked her up already so we can stop talking about this and get back to the important stuff, like how Coldplay got so many friggin grammy awards!

i'm sorry but that is not hot. that is a 4-H project.

I'd still do her.....

As long as she didn't moo instead of moan.

Tub O' Lard

Notice how fat women rejoice when overweight celebrities "publicly embrace their bodies."

Here are some of the things these people would say:

"Wow!!!! What a great message for young girls!!!11"

My response: How is that a great message for young girls? You want them to think being overweight and unhealthy is a good thing? Quality of life is so much better when you're physically fit. You feel better about yourself, it's easier to make friends, easier to date, easier to get a job. You don't get winded walking to your car after work. People respect you more and you respect yourself more. That doesn't even scratch the surface of all of the benefits. Work at doing the best you can to stay in shape. Don't be proud of your body until you have a body worth being proud of. Set realistic goals and take things one day at a time and it will pay off.

"Wow that's so amazing that a celebrity can step forward and be proud of her realistic body! There are too many unrealistic celebrities out there with eating disorders and everybody wants to be like them now there's a new role model!!!11"
My response: Obviously there are limitations on what's realistic when it comes to frame size...but other than that any body type can be realistic. You have to want it and some might have to work harder than others...but being in shape is not unrealistic unless you have some uncontrollable medical condition. Very few celebrities have eating disorders...and Americans are so blinded by all of the fat people everywhere they have an unrealistic view of what's healthy. They think there is something wrong with healthy, physically fit women...when in fact the opposite is true. There are enough fat idiots running around - lets get people a role model that is going to make a positive difference. Enough with fat people telling the world "IT'S OKAY TO BE FAT! IT'S WOMANLY! IT'S SO GREAT!" It's a bunch of bullshit. They aren't helping the completely out of control obesity epidemic.

People are so concerned with making people happy with who they are they forget that it's possible to make positive changes. Be happy with who you are when you have something to be happy about. The messages flying around out there are all wrong.

Ever notice how there are a lot fewer men that have this issue? How often do you see a fat guy bragging about how manly he is because he's fat? How often do you see fat celebrities on TV and magazine covers talking about how much they love being fat and living a "REAL LIFE"? I'm not sure I've ever seen it. There are plenty of fat guys out there...but for some reason they aren't as delusional.

The only fat male celebrities are usually comedians. Do guys give a shit? Hell no - we know being fat sucks. Some guys do something about it...some don't...but they're rarely in denial like women are.

I would never allow myself to become overweight. It's not that difficult to be healthy - why would I ever let myself go?

she's got more cellulite than my grandmother (last pic)

Quote from #18: "And for the record, my body is pretty much like hers was only 3 years ago"

Ha! You wish! Since her body 3 years ago is widely accepted as being unsustainable, I smell a lie.

I'm going to be totally honest: I'm 5'6", and 170 pounds. Yup, I'm fat, and I look pretty much like JSimp in those pics (maybe a little bit bigger ass on me, though). While my eating habits are actually pretty good, I know I seriously need to exercise, but I just can't seem to get motivated.

I really would love to see what some of the guys bodies look like that comment on here... Im sure you're all tall and ripped and sleeping with supermodels... RIGHT

I'd still holla for a pork chop!

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More to love, I guess

I'd fuck the weight off of her.

I'd still kill to look like that fatty.

Um, #29, men don't have the issues women do about weight because men aren't scrutinized like women are. In this sick society we live in, women are judged by their looks far more than men ever are.

#31: What kind of motivation do you need? I can't think of anything that motivates me more than the idea of being in shape and feeling good about myself. You only get one body - spend some time taking care of it.

Hit the gym a couple times/week with a friend and stick to it. Don't make excuses and don't expect overnight results.

Humans weren't designed to spend all day sitting on their asses. For some people the most exercise they get all day is walking to and from their car. How sad is that?

I think her legs look good. You can see that she has gained weight in her stomach though...

@32 The guys that comment on here aren't world famous celebrities making millions of dollars/year. What's your point, fatty?

Maybe she's on the K-fed diet..

Hey, "Fat Chicks Suck", I just wanted to let you know that you're hitting the nail on the head with your posts. Why is it mainly America that's overweight??? Because women here are "accepting" their "real bodies". Where as in europe women realize the importance of being healthy, or at least looking closer to the part.
Oh and sorry everyone, I didn't mean to leave out men, men in America are fat too.

He's been distant with her lately, so in a desperate attempt to regain his affection she is trying to make her body look as much like the Cowboy's center's body as possible since Romo always touches HIS crotch

YUMMY thighs!

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She looks HOT! If you saw this woman at work or school you would think she was HOT! And she knows it. She should not gain anymore weight, but she is short so this isn't that much extra. I have a similar body shape and I weigh 105. Women are supposed to have rounder bellies for making babies... Guys don't like it? Mine does

#38, if I knew what kind of motivation I needed, I'd have that problem solved, duh!
As for the rest of your post: blah, blah, blah, tell me something I DON'T know!

I just plain hate exercise, and I hate sweating. I already tried the gym membership/going with a friend. Didn't work. I guess I just don't feel bad enough about how I look. As I said, I'm fat, and I know it; oh well.

@32: Of course we aren't all in perfect shape. I'm in pretty decent shape (better than most)...but I don't obsess over it. I workout 2-3 days/week and eat healthy for MOST meals. Of course we don't all date supermodels. 70% of women in the US are overweight or obese - that means less than 1/3 are even in decent shape. I'd love to date a supermodel but I'm not rich or famous and supermodels are pretty rare so it's probably not going to happen anytime soon. My current girlfriend was gorgeous when we met about a year ago but is actually putting on weight and is too lazy to do anything about it. I've tried talking to her...tried to get her to come to the gym with me...tried to get her to start eating better. Chances are I will break up with her soon because of it. I don't want to be with somebody I'm not physically attracted to - life is to short. You probably think that makes me an asshole. I don't care.

@46: I see women that look better than her all the time. She isn't UGLY...but she's not attractive to me AT ALL. If I saw her at work I'd think, "There's another typical overweight American" and I literally would not give her a second look. I don't even think about the "if she lost 30 pounds she'd probably be hot" thing anymore. Hardly anybody loses a substantial amount of weight anymore (unless they are a celebrity) even if they say they're working on it or planning on it. They usually just keep packing it on.

I'd hit it. And except for Fat Chicks Suck, who may or may not like women, so would you.

We can call her fat because she is only famous for being sexy and having BIG TITS. Now that she has gained a few. We all have the right to critisize her.
If she does not want to be called fat, she has 2 choices. 1 Lose the fucking weight. 2 Do not go to public places.

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Kinda weird though, why is everybody trying to copy me? I got kinda chunky back in the late 90's but then I lost weight and people who hadn't seen me in a while were calling me skinny minnie and crap. I still wonder why I'm not on the cover of US or something...so unfair.

@32

I date a hair model, does that count?

ding dong baby....DING DONG!! YOU AINT FAT, YOU AINT NOTHING!!

I suspect she's preggers y'all!!!!! (3-4 months it looks like)
50 bucks says she's w/child and just not telling anyone.

It's funny how they had to slit the front of the shorts just to fit those thunder thighs in there.

Face it, the chick is seriously depressed. She's childless, fat, talentless, blonde, dating a guy who probably bangs cheerleaders before every practice.... her sister has a kid with an emo, her dad's a weirdo....

SHE'S FUCKED, I guess I'm trying to say.....

I would so not be embarrased to look like her. Any amount of weight gain sucks for whoever gains it though... it's not like she won't lose all this weight after getting attacked by a bunch of faceless fatties sitting around on the internet bashing her, like most of you!!

She doesn't look pregnant to me, but maybe. Just looks like she put on 15-20 in the gut and thighs is all. Regardless, she is still hawt and I;d stick it in her. Just don;t ask me to marry the over emotional chick.

She just keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter everyday. This has got to STOP.

For someone, that made a career of sticking their bobbies into everyone's face, what is she thinking..............................

# 56- I don't think that legs, arms, and necks can get pregnant. No way, she's just a fattie.

Sorry, what's she famous for again. Being fat and stupid? Awesome.

More like this, please.

# 17

I have a donkey, a miniature female and she weights less than 100 lbs. I doubt that Jessica can also make that claim. #17, you should be ashamed of yourself for insulting cute, little animals with your comparison to this obese, phony blond thing.

oh god
why doesnt she just give up on life already???
she's completely fucked
her ass is expanding by the second..and her stomach looks like it jiggles
saying she's proud of her real body is all bullshit..noone should encourage OBESITY
and she is like the definition of that now
haha
i wonder what Homo..i mean Romo is really thinking..

Amazing as it may seem to some people, not every woman is a "perfect" twig figure with giant bolted on breasts. I'm NOT a fan of Jessica Simpson AT ALL, but good lord, give her a break. She's got a pretty face and believe it or not, in the real world, a nice body. I wonder how many of those trashing this woman are sleeping with supermodels. Not too many I'll wager.

If the Superficial guy writes 1 more article about Jessica Simpson, I will never come back to his site EVER again. I am so over it. Dude, seriously, you are starting to really suck.

are those boots made for eating?

'and that's just what i'll do... and one of these days, i won't be able to see my shoes'

i'm with sara. it's ridiculous how much attention jessica simpson's weight is drawing attention. she's not fat at all. sure, maybe she weighs a little more than she did as daisy duke, but she was freakishly thin then. she's a normal woman!

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OK, I have to admitt, I was never a big fan of hers, but now that she has gained some wieght, I think she looks better than before. I really don't understand all of the talk about her. I do not believe she is fat, or ugly. People should really leave her alone.

OK, I have to admitt, I was never a big fan of hers, but now that she has gained some wieght, I think she looks better than before. I really don't understand all of the talk about her. I do not believe she is fat, or ugly. People should really leave her alone.

@64: You're just another moron that has no idea what a healthy body looks like. I'm not sure where you're getting this "twig with bolt-on tits" thing. She has a nice body in "the real world?" We're in the real world...and in the real world that body is medically overweight. How is that nice? This country is filled with lazy overweight hags...celebrities should be a break from that.

Quit sticking up for her. She was tired of working out and eating healthy, got comfortable in her relationship, and let herself go. That's FUCKED UP and nobody should praise her for that. I'm sick of looking at her fat face everywhere I turn. Magazine covers, all over the Internet, TV...she's fat and fat chicks fucking SUCK.

Reading the comments the only thing I can think is there aren't many straight guys posting.

As one of those few that’s opinion actually matters: I would hit it.

Whomever put her in those clothes that she wore last week should be shot. That was the most unflattering outfit I have seen in the modern age. I think Jessica has a manly face, is dumb, and is only minimally talented, but for sure I would be trying to hit that if I was ever in the same room as her. Anyone else commenting on this board that says that they wouldn't pork her is lying to themselves or the world.

I don't care for her singing at all! I don't hate it, I just don't care for it! Especially since she went "Country" Ack my poor ears! But I must admit, I think she's rather overweight now! It's unfortunate! I'm 32, 5'6" and I weigh 112 pounds! It's tough, as you age, to stay toned and keep fit! I could definitely feel the difference once I hit 30! She's in her late 20's isn't she? She'd better get ahold of her weight awfully quick, because it doesn't get any easier to lose as you age! I work my ass off to stay tiny! ALL anyone needs to do is eat the right foods and exercise daily! A half hour a day would do wonders! It isn't hard! It definitely isn't rocket science! There is absolutely NO excuse to be overweight! And for those who want to play their "health card" I have a TON of health issues myself that work against me, but ya know what? I STILL get off my ass and workout every day regardless! So for those of you whom think she has a REAL body? You're in denial! It's gross! There's NOTHING positive about being overweight! You're sending the WRONG message to young people by thinking and accepting her weight as a positive! It's definitely a negative! You don't have to starve to be thin! I eat very well and am proud to be a size 1! She worked out like a maniac for her stupid role in Dukes of Hazard! She can lose the weight if she wants to! This is just a perfect example of someone being lazy and letting themselves go! Except she's doing it in the public eye! SAD!!!

I'm baffled by how many people are saying she looks good. I'm even more baffled there are people saying she looks better than before she got fat.

Let me make this very clear: Jessica Simpson is FUCKING FAT. That doesn't mean there aren't guys out there that find her attractive - there are guys hooking up with fat chicks all the time. The fact remains that SHE IS FAT and MOST people think she looked A HELL OF A LOT BETTER before.

Believe it or not it doesn't make somebody gay if they aren't attracted to an overweight hag. Being an overweight hag doesn't make you more "real."

People are so fucking stupid it's crazy. Let this country eat itself to death - it's too late.

I'd still bend her over and do her. Then I'd motorboat her funbags and put her on her back and get those legs (with the boots still on) up in the air for a couple of more hours of hot sweaty sex.

They started out as jeans, but her pre-concert binge blew the denim right off her legs!

She looks fantastic.

Looking aighttttttt.

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Ah yes, another Fatica Blimpson post. Watch the predictible responses:

-All the fatties will cry, "She's not fat! She's healthy!" ...Waah waah waaah!

-Random fucktards rush to post their physical stats (I'm 5' douche-and-a-half and weigh 97 so-whats, and wear a Size whothefuckcares) ...as if anybody really gives a steamy shit.

-'FatChicksSuck' bores everyone to tears with his endless postings (seriously dude, do you have a job?) about the evils of obesity. I'm starting to think he comes from a long line of fatties... (Thou doth protest too much..?)

-Randal will say something phenomenally douche-tastic.

-Todders, the resident fuckstick, will post a link to his gay porn site, then follow up a few posts later under a sock-puppet name declaring how "awesome" the link is. (Todders, you're a gigantic tool-- STFU already.)

-Massa/bootlips/Bickus Dickus,etc. will post a hateful racist rant baiting anyone stupid enough to respond to his blatant inflammatory rhetoric. (And wait patiently with dick in hand until he gets a response.)

-Several fecal smears will post spam for dating sites (you are the telemarketers of teh interwebs. Fucking cockroaches.)

-gerard Vandenberg will utter a non-sensical one-liner ending with "folks!"

-10pound will tell you that who ever the post is about looks like a shit he took this morning.

-Some will want to hit it, some will not.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Do they just not sell cute clothes in over a size 2 in LA or what? Just cause you're a little chunky doesn't mean you have to dress like a bum. The sad thing is, this outfit prolly costs thousands of Dollars.

@12 Amanda, I think you are on to something. The question is, can she pull it off? While looking at Britneys eyes will give me nightmares, looking at Jessica's eyes makes want to take her to the vet to be put down. Maybe the adrenaline charged insanity will come after the next 3 or 4 boyfriends. I doubt she has Anistons staying power.

Todders is a sock puppet? Must make typing really difficult.

Fat Chicks Suck,

If I have to read one more tired diatribe from you about the same old shit, I may just jump through our respective monitors and give you the bitch slap that you deserve.

Fat people exist; this is true. Maybe they're fat because they eat too much and do too little. Perhaps they have thyroid irregularities or any of a number of other genetic disorders. Really, it doesn't matter--they are still human beings who deserve respect. I think I state the obvious when I say that most overweight people suffer from self-esteem issues arising from constantly comparing their appearances to today's (often unhealthy) standards, so why the fuck would you want to push someone deeper into self-loathing? What does that accomplish? I don't get it.

If you want to make a positive impact on what you apparently perceive as one of the biggest problems facing this country, why don't you become a nutritionist or a personal trainer and help people get into shape? Why don't you motivate people with optimism and hope? Seriously, do you do ANYTHING to benefit your community, or do you just sit around on your ass all day long insulting people to make yourself feel better? For the record, obesity can be overcome, but there's nothing you can do about your tiny dick. It's possible that a good therapist could help you with your severe deficiency of compassion, but I wouldn't bet on it.

ouch...bad move, Jess.

#37 Only fat chicks say things like that. Hot women don't worry about such things. Now shut up and get back on your treadmill!

LOL @79

WOW..... many her fans are chatting this on my favorite community called ***sugarmingle.C o M*** where I met many cute, sexy girls

Remember years ago when she said she has always struggled with her weight. Well, maybe she just got comfortable. It is quite a change, but I think she looks good...she should stop now, though.

I'd hit it

79 has the best post ever.

it appears jessica and k-fed are sharing t-shirts. she just happens to know how to use a bedazzler.

she looks fine. not super enviably buff, like she once was, but that probably wasn't sustainable long term anyway. she always seemed to be on crash diets and twice a day workouts on her reality show. presumably she took more extreme measures off camera. i just do not understand why she is dressing so ridiculously. she could play it down a bit if she's feeling pressure.

I wouldnt

she just has the body shape that gains weight in the belly area. if she gained weight differently like in the hips or legs or butt people would be so much more forgiving. oh wow she doesnt wana starve herself to impress losers like you all. let her live her life

What happened to this whore? She used to be pretty now she fell off! She is damaged goods, no self respecting guy wants that fat bitch. The only thing left for her to do is date a rapper or athlete and then she will be the true American blonde, because you are not a true American blonde unless you been fucked by a black man.

She is only about 5'2 so it doesn't take much for her to look heavier. She only really weighs about 125 right now. I'm a nutritionist so I can tell pretty easily just from looking at her. That still makes her a size 4, which, even in celeb world, does not make her overweight. She was about 100lbs for Dukes and her optimal weight is between 108-113. And this info is coming from a small size 2... so go talk about Chris Brown.

My, my, my, my....

...this poor girl just doesn't realize she's somewhere between an H Lister and a Z Lister "star".

Well, I guess, given the tough economic times, she can at least say she has a job. But for how long?

She sure has fallen a long ways since her D Lister days when she was married to what'shisname.

Hey Jo,
Did you know there are other forms of punctuation BESIDES the exclamation point? It's nice to see you understand the importance of diet and exercise, and realize that "it's not rocket science!" You know what else isn't rocket science? Using a fucking period at the end of a sentence. Try it sometime.

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Just heard the exact quote.
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USA is officially a joke.

(Jess - you're still cute)

I hope she is happy about her weight and all the publicity it is giving her. If not, then she has no one but her own fat self to blame. She is wearing clothes that are not very appropriate for her weight, and that make her look bigger!

Don't wear cut-offs when you have legs the size of tree trunks!

Ya'll get a life men...
'cuz obviously she did, and got all of you talking about her.

OMG SHE IS NOT FAT
she is actually a normal size now!!!
a realistic size!!
the only reason people are saying she's fat is bc they're comparing her to when she was 110 lbs!

she always used to talk about how she loooved her curves and how guys hate girls with small breasts and waists. well apparently, they do and most of the world is repulsed by her out of control "curves." Also at this stage in her life, unless she relies on the help of breast lifts and other surgeries, those great breasts of hers have nowhere to go but down- literally!

she always used to talk about how she loooved her curves and how guys hate girls with small breasts and waists. well apparently, they dont and most of the world is repulsed by her out of control "curves." Also at this stage in her life, unless she relies on the help of breast lifts and other surgeries, those great breasts of hers have nowhere to go but down- literally!

she always used to talk about how she loooved her curves and how guys hate girls with small breasts and waists. well apparently, they dont and most of the world is repulsed by her out of control "curves." Also at this stage in her life, unless she relies on the help of breast lifts and other surgeries, those great breasts of hers have nowhere to go but down- literally!

The crowd looks bored as shit

...AAaaaaand how could I forget about that tinfoil-helmeted window-licker Knee Ya Ha Ha and his gang of Tourette's-addled retards?

@82 Your sense of humor leads me to believe you just might be Todders. Or his less intellegent brother.

i honestly think she looks pretty good still. no, she's not stick thin, but at least this girl eats. good for her. enjoy life. thats what its all about, because you can't take it with you.

# 108 - My guess is you're having a few problems with 'Free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure"
Is it that type of thing ?
Or are the "Dancing Israelis" getting you down ?
Comments ?

As long as Jessica cares more about what women think of her body than what men think of it, she's much better off now.

Of course, behind her back, the women are still calling her a talentless Barbie airhead slut, just like before.

shes still hot id tap that

That is one bored audience. Maybe they just read through these 100% predictable repetitive comments.

RFLOL

@ 79. *yawn*, dude I don't know who you are but you made me cry tears of laughter. Awesome post, totally agree.

So. # 79 & 114. Gr8 points all
You're both new here - welcome to the site.
But what you reelwee twying to swaa here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

Anyone notice that nobody in the audience even looks like they are having a good time? Like they were expecting a whole circus and just got stuck with one elephant.

If she went and committed suicide would everyone be happy?

# 108. 'yawn'
Where you go ?
Inside job ?

SHE IS NOT FAT
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER BODY

I bet most of the people in here insulting her are fat or very unhappy with their own appearance.

# 108
"tinfoil-helmeted window-licker"
may not quite cut it anymore.
Inside job ?

How about you fatty ?
Inside job ?

She is not fat.

she is fine.

leave her alone.

She is not fat.

she is fine.

leave her alone.

She is not fat.

she is fine.

leave her alone.

Settle down Knee.
Do you have any more popcorn ?

97. OhReally? - February 9, 2009 8:35 PM

Hey Jo,
Did you know there are other forms of punctuation BESIDES the exclamation point? It's nice to see you understand the importance of diet and exercise, and realize that "it's not rocket science!" You know what else isn't rocket science? Using a fucking period at the end of a sentence. Try it sometime.

YES I realize that there are other forms of punctuation than an exclamation mark! Maybe that's just how I choose to end my sentences! Big fuckin deal! If, of all of the things that I said, that that's what you chose to pick up on? Well aren't you a genius! WHO CARES how I choose to end my sentences? Ya damn moron!!!!! How's that for ya? Focus on the more important issues at hand for once! Not how I choose to end my sentences! I got my point across with an exclamation point or by using a period! Shouldn't that be what matters most? Not that you had nothing of substance to say other than I use exclamation points too often? LOL Ya damn MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So # 126
Inside job ?

oh please, come on people. she is NOT fat. Just because she doesn't look like she did a couple years ago when she played daisy, does not make her a hefer.

get over it.

Eh, so ridiculous that we criticize such a small weight gain, or a body that is hardly out of shape, if at all. Chubby =/= out of shape, by the way. I knew someone who LOOKED completely in shape, but they ate poorly and the doctor told them their cholesterol and etc was as bad as an obese person's. Look at Oprah, no one makes a big deal of her pretty much constant weight fluctuations, and people still like her (somehow). Honestly, we should be making a bigger deal out of what Chris Brown may or may not have done to Rihanna, which is disgusting.

It's crazy how so many people are obsessed with what OTHER people look like, what they're eating, who's obese or who's too thin.
Who gives a flying F**K?
Seriously, focus on your own bodies. That is the only body you should be worrying about.
And yup, Jessica gained some weight. Whoopty do da. It happens. She'll probably lose weight too. Just like the rest of the population does their entire lives.
Get a life already people.

You've seen those LEGS & BELLY, folks?

I think its really sad we look at this and think she is fat. I sure don't. This is healthy for once... Why does a person have to be so skinny to be in shape. Good for you jessica.. You look great in Cut off jeans!

I think its really sad we look at this and think she is fat. I sure don't. This is healthy for once... Why does a person have to be so skinny to be in shape. Good for you jessica.. You look great in Cut off jeans!

What none of you idiots that are calling Jessica fat realize is that one, the camera adds 20 pounds. Two, she looks amazing. Three, you're just jealous. So stop talking crap about her, and try saying nice things about people for a change. Go Jessica. Keep up the good healthy image for young girls.

I bet she's expecting!

I didn't read enough comments to see if anyone else had mentioned this, but I'd bet money she's pregnant.

10 MORE pounds and I'd still be eating the corn...

oh, and if she's breeding, I'm headed for Argentina

LOVE her high heel cowbow boots!

She still looks gorgeous. And her legs do look good.

Jo,
Once again, your latest post was full of insight. I especially like the use of "ya" instead of "you". And, yes, I did pick up on the message of your original post, but your ignorance was much more comment worthy. Plus, it's not as if you said anything that the first hundred posters before you hadn't already said. I really can't believe you are 30+ years old. If you wouldn't have stated your age, I'd have chalked the whole thing up to a dumb teenage girl.

@33 -- HILARIOUS VIDEO MATE!!! WELL DUN!

Dinosaur Dukes.
Ew.

This just really infuriates me...everyone is judging her and claiming that she is "fat" because we are comparing her to her small size in previous years like when she was shooting Dukes of Hazzard...would we be calling her fat if she had just become famous now in the weight that she is currently in? Probably not...then she would be considered hot and just that..no one would even say a word about her weight because she is perfectly normal! God forbid a female (the gender that is unfortunately prone to weight fluctuations) gain weight...or even lose it for that matter...women are either "too fat" or "too skinny" These poor women in this business can never do right...Leave Jessica and all women for that matter alone!!!

you guys

you guys

Hola! She doesn't look fat in these pics.

I think she'll lose it when everyone quits talking about it. I mean she tried being dumb and that stopped getting attention so I guess she's gonna try getting fat...

Wanna' know why she's gaining weight? Depressed! Why? 'Cos she recently found out her father is the spawn of Satan and her soul is condemned for all eternity while 98% of her royalties are siphoned off by dear ol' daddy, leaving her with enough money for Burger King and Starbucks. I predict another Britney meltdown.

Mister Spears - another client warming up for you in the bullpen.

Daisy Duke in the movies was airbrushed on the posters, and body doubles in the movies.
She is being compared now to an unrealistic image.

So what if she gained wait, big deal.

Fat hag alert! And the douchebags in the audience! WTF is this?

PS: Da Man needs fresh milk!

#83, if you did ANYTHING in your life to benefit the community in any way whatsoever, you wouldn't be stalking around on here, writing long mushy diatribes. You're fat, we get it. That's alright - some of us actually are compassionate. We hope that you can overcome your obesity with the help of a therapist and with love and compassion.

Fat ? You must be kidding.

I would definitely, definitely,definitely fuck her.

Looks like I have a little less competition.

Her body looks pregnant to me. We've seen her gain weight before but her body has never reacted this way. I think it's pregnancy weight gain and she's laughing on the inside at all of this publicity..

You know whats funny, half the people commenting on Jessica Simpsons weight are probaly three times the size of her, n she's clearly not overweight anyone who says that is a gaping pile of douche. She's gained a couple of kilos, and yet shes still skinnier than the average woman!

I really don't get it. How can we all sit here with our lumps and bumps, telling eachother how fat she looks?? She isn't thin, she certainly isn't fat. Marilyn Monroe was a size 16. I am a british size 10. 5 years ago size 10s were all the rage until girls started getting thinner which meant shops had to produce smaller sizes, now there are 4s!!!! I used to feel thin because the only size smaller than me was an 8. Now I feel fat yet I havent gained any weight.

Do you know what it feels like for your partner to turn around and tell u ur fat? how would u feel? only for Jessica it isnt, its the entire world!! my god what happened to compassion.

No one says that Jennifer Hudson is fat???

Well, I just googled her Daisy Duke images : whatever is not photoshopped, is looking not really that skinny...
Bach was definately more slender performing Daisy Duke in the 80s.
Jessica Simpson has weird face but her teeth have always been perfect so is the smile.

WE SHOULD ALL BE SO FAT!!! SHE'S GORGEOUS!!! STOP THE HATE!!

FAT!? What the hell is wrong with you people?! I'd poke her with my wand any day!!!!

Looks thick in the middle. I think the pen salesman in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" had that same shirt.

I like these pics better than the mom jeans and electrical tape cumberbund, though.

@156 - Guess you've read how sizes are altered to make people feel better:

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.asp

Fat Jennifer Hudson is the only one we know. No shocking change on her.

Her leg's are still looking pretty toned up and nice.
But comeonnnn- You'd go crazy at'dunki'n donate too if you had to sing at some redneck chilli cookoff!

I feel sorry for her.

#156 That's because Jennifer Hudson can actually sing. If you're as untalented as Simpson, the only reason to keep you around is for your face and figure, When you start to resemble the Michelin Man, you've had it. It's that simple.

what we need to realize is that, yes she has gained weight, but because of her body type, its all going to her tummy. you have to admit that her legs look pretty good (if you ignore the shadows that some have been calling cellulite), but her middle is THICK. she is short and has matronly boobs....when you are built like that you put your weight on in the middle, chest, and arms. her legs are short and stumpy, but are pretty toned. to pull off her body type well, you do need to be tall (but isn't that the case for most body types?) and pretty thin. if she had a few more inches on her, she wouldn't look fat...or if she had a little more of an hourglass shape instead of just 'busty.' she has a tummy, but i def don't think its a health threat at the moment. while carrying your weight there can put you at greater risk for heart disease, she is young and its not that much. her trainer says she is healthy and she clearly works out.

her stylist is cruel. horizontal-ish metalic stripes on the part of her body she's trying to distract from and tall ugly boots on the pats that are the leanest? i have the same body type as her and am the same height. it is a hard shape to dress, but this is so obviously wrong.

her stylist is cruel. horizontal-ish metalic stripes on the part of her body she's trying to distract from and tall ugly boots on the parts that are the leanest? i have the same body type as her and am the same height. it is a hard shape to dress, but this is so obviously wrong.

Are there more than 50 people there to watch her make a bigger fool of her self? Looks like she brought the people from McDonalds over to watch her.
If she is not going to get nekkid, stop showing and talking about her. We can treat her like a nosey neighbor, just ignore her and she will go away.

Wow, it's really all over for her. What Jessica fails to realize is that her entire career has been based on her looks. Her brains? Of course not. Her singing? God no. Her (formally) awesome looks? Yes. Now that she's getting older and clearly eating like a truck driver her career will be over shortly. She's going to look back on her life some day and conclude that she had a good 5 year run. If she allows herself to get this heavy while dating imagine what would happen if she ever got married - obese city.

Blimpson's true audience isn't interested in her anymore. Just look at the pictures. But she's clearly won over the female-loser crowd, who celebrate every previously hot chick who gets fat and descends to their level of unattractiveness ("normal"). They hate you when you're a winner and love you when you're a loser. Congratulations, Jessica, you ate your way out of a career but the good news is that the girls no longer hate you.

Those short must be made with Kryptonite threads...

I'll give her some lipofucktion. Will that make u all happy?

Still totally bang-able.

I don't get you haters. I'd love to have a few handfuls of her thighs. And ass. And boobs. God, I love boobs. And her boobs are nice and big and if I put my hands around them, the flesh would fit between my fingers. Squeeze boobs and massage my fingers all at the same time. And then the sexy sensation of nipples on my lips.

I think you guys who hate on Jessica Simpson are either gay or totally don't understand (*cough*virgin*cough*) the feeling of watching female ass jiggle on your lap. Ah, well. I'm done now.

Oh enlightened Don - rent Dukes of Hazzard and tell me her body is better now. She was always curvy, with big boobs and a jiggling butt. Now she's lumpy, not curvy. Tony Romo would love to have a blocker in front of him with thighs as big as hers.

Her audience is shrinking as she expands. Anybody who tells her she's much better off fat and "healthy" is secretly rooting for her to fail. A lot of people here don't understand girls.

Halfway there. She probably hasn't eaten in a week, other than some kind of "uber shake" that someone is giving her.

Give her another month and she'll be "thin" again.

Me? I think she's right where she belongs, if we're talking about being "built for performance and not show."

As I've said before: she'll continue to starve herself for a few more years. She can milk another 3 or 4 years as a D-Lister. I sure hope she made her cash while she could...

Mrs Boss Hogg...What more needs to be said?

Jesus Christ! Tell those kids to keep their fingers away from her mouth!!! Run, kids, RUN!!!!!

Agghh!! Too late! She has them, and she is dipping them in chocolate sauce and rolling them in crushed nuts!!! Oh, the humanity!!!

NOW SHE'S OUT OF HER CAGE!!! GET THE GODDAMN TRANQ GUN! SHOOT IT! SHOOOOOOOOT IT!!!!!!

AAAAAAAGGAGAGGHGHGHAGHHAHHGHGHHGHGHGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*end of transmission*

Hey Bimbo
you're
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you're an
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

You guys are weird. She's not fat at all.

I love how white people are obsessed with the skinny, rancid, holocost look. You people can have Amy Winehouse and Anne Hathaway. The brothas will take Jessica!

Medical facts:

The only way to be fit and be at a healthy weight is to starve yourself. Making smart meal choices, having some self-control, and exercising a few times a week is the same thing as starving yourself. Life is too short to waste time taking care of your body! Being fit is HORRIBLE! Fat = healthy!

Real women are overweight and have curves (and by curves I mean flabby guts, huge flabby thighs, and sausage arms.) Fat = healthy!

Anyone within their optimal BMI range is a twig and has an unrealistic body. The other 70% of people in the US should just look the other way when these disgustingly unhealthy people walk by or pop up on TV. All women within the medically accepted healthy weight range are actually unhealthy TWIGS with eating disorders and need to pack on fat. Fat = healthy!

Women should be proud of their bodies no matter how overweight or obese they are because we don't want overweight women to have self-esteem issues. Motivating them to do anything about their weight problem is mean - they should just ignore the issue and be happy. Poor overweight women - lets make everybody think being overweight is great! I love that 35% of my money goes to taxes that help pay these peoples' medical bills. Lets praise all of the cigarette smokers and promote huffing paint thinner and shooting heroin too - this is all okay! Don't change a thing - be happy with who you are! Everybody loves fat women because you can tell just by looking at them that they are dedicated, hard-working, motivated individuals.

There are 2500 times as many overweight or obese women as there are anorexic women in the United States...but we shouldn't be concerned with the obesity issue. We just need to look out for that 1 that might become anorexic and let the other 2500 eat themselves to death and live shitty lives. That would be the nice thing to do. Fat people really need to be careful about losing weight because if they lose too much they'll become anorexic! That's what usually happens when fat people start exercising and stop stuffing their faces with fatty foods. I see it every day: one day they're fat...the next they're anorexic. Pretty soon there won't be any fat people left!!

Also - as a couple geniuses have pointed out...most overweight people just have thyroid issues. That's right - 70% of the population in the United States has thyroid problems. For some reason living in the US is bad luck for that thyroid! McDonalds and Burger King must just put some weird chemicals in their food that causes thyroid problems! That's the only explanation!

The worst thing you can do for yourself is go to the gym. The gym will make you anorexic and life is too short to have to exercise a few times per week! No human should have to go through that - it's torture. Besides, fat women look great, feel great, everybody loves them, and they're not anorexic...so what's the point? Why ruin your fat body? Stay away from the gym or you'll no longer look healthy!! FAT = HEALTHY!!

she looks good to me. I don't know anyone that stays exaclty the same shape all the time. I have 2 conflicting points...

1.) she's famous because she's hot and got her self in to amazing shape and it's her job to keep it nice and tight

2.) she's just like any other girl only she's being attacked by people with nothign better to do than pick on something that went from perfect to average

It's lose, lose for her either way.

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@180: Anne Hathaway has the Holocaust look? Don't be a fucking moron. Obviously nobody wants Amy Winehouse...she's disgusting for countless reasons...but Anne Hathaway has the Holocaust look? By the way...you don't even know how to spell Holocaust "Nat"...so I don't expect you to be the most intelligent person around...but what the fuck is so great about overweight women? I realize different people have different tastes and GENERALLY black guys do prefer their women bigger than white guys. What's the draw? Is it just because it's easier to get them into the sack? Is it because 70% of the population is overweight so it becomes a numbers thing? I just don't understand, as a human, what would make an unhealthy woman with a weight issue and self-esteem issues more attractive.

Basically what I'm saying is you can have them. If fact, I WISH I liked overweight women. It would make life a lot easier! But don't fucking insult women with great bodies that work hard for their bodies and have a healthy body they should ACTUALLY be proud of just because you prefer (or can't get anything other than) overweight women. That's just fucked up.

I'm always amazed by people that find guts and huge thighs attractive. Way to make our country proud! We're the joke of the world already...why not keep on going down the drain?

Here are the advantages of overweight women:

Easier to find.

More available.

Easier to get into bed.

More thankful for whatever you give them.

You can treat them poorly and/or cheat on them whenever you want and they're less likely to leave. (If they do leave you it doesn't matter because you can find another one just like them within an hour.)

They are more willing to do whatever you want in the bedroom.

If you get sick of them you can just leave and not feel like you're missing out on anything special. This usually happens once a guy gets them pregnant. (If you do leave it doesn't matter because you can find another one just like them within an hour.)

This is all due to the fact that they are less desirable to most, have low self-esteem, and have fewer options.

I would say any guy looking for a woman with these qualities is the real asshole.

@182: How is it lose lose either way? Number 1 seems like a good thing to me. Am I missing something?

most of you asses on here are probably overweight too.... lay off. look at yourselves before you go on picking on people.

I don't know that she's all that fat-a bit overweight perhaps but what really ruins the look is the fact that she's clearly out of shape. That and the trailer park mama outfit she's rocking. Even though her her career has tanked, she still must have some money to buy decent clothes, why doesn't she?

If she had talent, I could easily overlook any weight gain, even if it was a lot, but since she's a talentless skank who does nothing but suck up valuable oxygen, the least she could do is keep looking hot.

Oh, and Ali? No one says Jennifer Hudson is fat because she has-wait for it-TALENT. People like to listen to her sing. Too bad Jessica Simpson has nothing going for her now that she's turned into a heifer.

Yea, she just looks dumpy now. Just another trailer queen. Are celebrities held to a different standard? You betcha, most have the money and more importantly the time to keep in shape.

My real question is- who are those people buying tickets to a Jessica Simpson concert?

Weight issues aside, (and for all those critics, you buy into that whole scene when you decide to go into the business. You are required to be a marketable PRODUCT! If you don't like it, go do something else).....WHY does this girl look sooo ratty when she is up on stage performing?? She could really improve her appearance just by wearing something a little more appealing. She looks like she was cleaning house and decided to take a break to do a concert.

Weight issues aside, (and for all those critics, you buy into that whole scene when you decide to go into the business. You are required to be a marketable PRODUCT! If you don't like it, go do something else).....WHY does this girl look sooo ratty when she is up on stage performing?? She could really improve her appearance just by wearing something a little more appealing. She looks like she was cleaning house and decided to take a break to do a concert.

It's funny how she wore daisy dukes that with the legs too big to make her thighs look thinner.

#188, you are a moron. Celebrities have more time that someone not being followed by paparazzi and being forced to keep strict concert schedules and studio recordings?

Give me a freaking break. I think you need to stop idolizing industry created superficial propaganda.

If you have to jack off to a celebrity then that’s your problem. Buy a damn playboy if you want to ogle women (psst… those girls don’t wear clothes either ;) )

I believe it is a hell of a lot better to people who look real out on stage and in the media than these hospital created sculptures that seem to have no emotions.

Give Jessica a break already... Let's talk about that girl(boy?) in the crowd in the last picture. Boy, does she look loneyly, pathetic, and sweaty or what? And how about that HIV sanctuary in the red polo

Give Jessica a break already... Let's talk about that fat girl(boy?) in the crowd in the last picture. Boy, does she look loneyly, pathetic, and sweaty or what? And how about that HIV sanctuary in the red polo

Give Jessica a break already... Let's talk about that fat girl(boy?) in the crowd in the last picture. Boy, does she look loneyly, pathetic, and sweaty or what? And how about that HIV sanctuary in the red polo

#31 you have got to be kidding, if you weigh 170 you are WAY bigger than she is. And nutribabe, I don't think Jessica is really fat, maybe a little overweight, but I'm 4'11" and I weigh the same as you think she does and I am not that big. I wear a small or medium shirt and size 7 pants (could be a 5 if my hips weren't 11 inches larger than my waist). I read somewhere Jessica said she went from a size 2 to an 8 but I think she's a little bigger than an 8.

Just as Fat does not = healthy neither does Thin.

A healthy weight for someone of Jessica's height would be between 115 and 145 (which according to most of you would be outright obese) with an average of 130 pounds.

I am 5'3" and while I am about 20 pounds heavier that I would like to be my BMI is barely in the "overweight" range and certainly not in the "obese" range.

@197: Believe it or not, thin generally does mean a healthy weight. There is such a thing as TOO thin...but it's extremely rare compared to the number of overweight and obese people. Not sure why people keep bringing this up - too thin is not the issue. Nobody should even give a shit about people that are too thin - they're extremely rare.

Actually, according to the latest medical research, a healthy weight for her height, age, and frame is between 100 and 124 pounds...depending on muscle tone of course (which she appears to have very little of.) The ideal weight for her is averaged out to 110-112 pounds. My guess is that she weighs about 145 pounds putting her beyond marginally overweight and just into the overweight category. This is no cause for alarm...except for the fact that she seemingly put the weight on so rapidly. To make matters worse she's wearing clothes that "show off" her overweight body. She is also talking about how she's proud of her body and that she is living a "real life." It's a bunch of bullshit and it needs to stop. Looking like the average overweight American is nothing to be proud of - it's something to be ashamed of and it should be a goal of hers to get back in shape.

People have no idea what is healthy. I hear so many idiot women saying that ANYONE who is at a medically ideal weight is a stick, twig, 12-year-old boy, anorexic, toothpick, etc. They are in denial. I get so pissed off when somebody gains weight and some stupid chick says something like, "Well she looks healthy!" Holy shit people are dumb! They literally are starting to think fat is healthy and thin/fit is a bad thing.

I know people are sick of reading my posts...but I'm simply amazed by the stupidity and false information going around and I can't help myself. Telling it how it is might make me a jerk...but it's still the truth.

#192 You're the moron - very few recording artists are in the studio or on tour from 9 to 5, five days a week, 52 weeks a year Many celebs have gyms in their homes, most have personal trainers if their bodies are what helped make 'em famous - that IS part of their work. Simpson managed all that gym time prior to Dukes of Hazard because that was her job. Madonna, who sure as shit had or has a busier career than Simpson, has always maintained a workout body because that's just her particular brand of discipline - she mades that part of her schedule because she knows people expect it of her. Simpson doesn't have that. You can call it respect for the ticket-paying fans to maintain, to look your best, or say 'fuck it' and slack off because you want to have a celebrity career that also includes a lot of indulgence. Just be prepared for the heat when people are disappointed or digusted when you try to have that and get their money, too.

And I don't give a rat's ass if Simpson is "real" and has emotion up the wazoo, it's still no good if she doesn't have talent. She doesn't.

Nothing drums up more controversy than the great weight debate. I think it's pretty obvious she has gained some weight and I think it's pretty obvious she's slightly overweight. Is she out of control and completely repulsive? Of course not. The girl put on a few pounds.

I think the reason it's become such a big deal is because people have come to expect more from celebrities. She has always been primarily known for her looks beyond anything else. That's why she's in cosmetic commercials and movies and that's also why she's famous. To let herself go for no apparent reason is disrespectful to fans who have come to expect more. Yes she's more than just a pretty face, but part of her job is to stay in shape and look as good as she possibly can. She's a glorified model is all she really is. You think Bar Rafaeli would be on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition if she gained 40 pounds of fat before the photo shoot? Of course not. She wouldn't have a job anymore.

Lets say I was a great chef and everybody loved my cooking. Then one day I start putting dog shit on top of every meal I make. Not very many people are going to want to eat my food anymore! Chances are there would be a lot of people upset that they can't have the great meals they used to have and are forced to either eat dog shit or go elsewhere. It's the same thing. It's part of her job (THE most important part) and she fucked up.

Jessica Simpson looks NORMAL now and unfortunately nobody wants normal. Nobody wants posters on their wall of a normal overweight Mom. Normal isn't very sexy. People expect celebrities to work hard to maintain or improve everything and when the opposite occurs they feel let down.

A hot chick has been lost (possibly forever) and it's difficult to deal with. It's not okay but it IS her life. She chooses to stay in the public eye and makes it even worse by the clothes she chooses to wear. I don't feel sorry for her at all. Nobody deserves success without hard work.

Her career is pretty much over and there's a chance this was all part of the plan to get noticed.

Every time there is a post about Jessica Simpson the debate rages on. What are people even arguing about? She gained weight, she's overweight, she isn't hot anymore, it's her life, it could be the end of her career, it's her choice, who gives a shit? She's not making me fat.

I just had to say something because this has become ridiculous.

@200: Yes - Jessica Simpson looks normal. The definition of normal, in the United States, is being overweight. Nearly half of the women in the US are OBESE. An additional 20% are overweight. Normal isn't a good thing.

My argument isn't about her career or whether or not she is overweight (she obviously is) but about what is and isn't healthy. I'm sick of all of the idiots ripping on attractive girls that take care of themselves and stay fit simply because they are the minority. People are so stupid and delusional in this country that they think women who are thin and fit are dying and need help and people that are overweight are healthy! There are women that are 5' 200 pounds and they're angry because Hollywood is full of thin, fit celebrities that they think are unrealistic. They don't understand that people don't want to look at fat people. Fat people are the unhealthy ones, they're the majority, and they tend to be less intelligent on the average. The United States is falling apart and, believe it or not, the obesity epidemic is a HUGE cause of our problems.

I'm just so sick of seeing and hearing fat idiots everywhere I turn I'm about to blow. What the hell is wrong with these people?

FAT CHICKS SUCK, you and all your ilk are so messed up it's beyond belief, and you must lead a very sad life if all you do is hang around on gossip blogs slating people who are anything bigger than anorexic and taking pride in your misogyny.

YOU have issues.

Jessica does not have a thin frame and high metabolism like Keira Knightley (who I believe is for the most part naturally thin). Jessica would probably have to starve herself and deprive her body of vital nutrients if she wanted to remain at 112lbs, TELL ME,IS THAT HEALTHY? I'm not talking about self control and informed food choices, I'm talking DENYING YOURSELF OF ESSENTIAL SUSTENANCE.

No doubt you'll come back at me either with some witty one liner about Jessica's vital sustenance being the entire contents of Whitecastle (including the tables, chairs, people and all), or a sarcastic essay saying the same thing 20 times over, which most of the readers here will applaud you for, and you'll give yourself a big pat on the back for being such a genius. Well sweetheart just so you know, you'll be wasting your time because I don't follow comments. I post and then leave. If people take any notice of what I say then fine, and if they don't then that's fine too. I'm just content knowing I put my views out there.

You're by far the most prolific poster in here, so while you're sitting in your chair posting wiseasz retorts and thinking how super cool you are, the 'dat' women that you so despise are out there having a good time!

FAT CHICKS SUCK, you and all your ilk are so messed up it's beyond belief, and you must lead a very sad life if all you do is hang around on gossip blogs slating people who are anything bigger than anorexic and taking pride in your misogyny.

YOU have issues.

Jessica does not have a thin frame and high metabolism like Keira Knightley (who I believe is for the most part naturally thin). Jessica would probably have to starve herself and deprive her body of vital nutrients if she wanted to remain at 112lbs, TELL ME,IS THAT HEALTHY? I'm not talking about self control and informed food choices, I'm talking DENYING YOURSELF OF ESSENTIAL SUSTENANCE.

No doubt you'll come back at me either with some witty one liner about Jessica's vital sustenance being the entire contents of Whitecastle (including the tables, chairs, people and all), or a sarcastic essay saying the same thing 20 times over, which most of the readers here will applaud you for, and you'll give yourself a big pat on the back for being such a genius. Well sweetheart just so you know, you'll be wasting your time because I don't follow comments. I post and then leave. If people take any notice of what I say then fine, and if they don't then that's fine too. I'm just content knowing I put my views out there.

You're by far the most prolific poster in here, so while you're sitting in your chair posting wiseass retorts and thinking how super cool you are, the 'fat' women that you so despise are out there having a good time! (YUP, I MADE SOME TYPO'S, guess that means I'm obese and stupid now!)

#201

I agree. I do not like looking at sick people and sick people include fat people.

@202: I'm messed up beyond belief because I'm tired of listening to the bullshit fat chicks spew out everyday? Actually hanging around here isn't all I do...although when there's a thread full of fat chicks I make sure to get as much out of my system as possible. I don't support anorexia...I just rip on complete idiots (like you) who think being in shape means you have an eating disorder. I'm also trying to pound it into fat chicks' brains that being overweight and obese is unhealthy AND ugly. They're too deep in denial to recognize there is such thing as a healthy weight and thin, fit women DO look better and feel better. Why do you think they're all over the media?

Jessica doesn't have a small frame? Yes she does. It may be covered in fat...but the frame buried under there is small. Why would Jessica have to starve herself and deprive her body of vital nutrients to remain at a healthy weight? That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Seriously - complete stupidity. That paragraph actually made me laugh outloud. This is what amazes me about fat chicks - you actually believe the crap you say. No mention of exercise at all. No clue what it means to eat healthy. Just complete fat chick bullshit.

I don't think I'm THAT cool - I just think people like you need a reality check. Living in denial is no way to live life. Yes - I'm sure you're out there having a blast and stuffing your face. Believe me - I'm not jealous. I'd rather be at work making money and occasionally responding to fat idiots than having a competition with my fat friends to see who can eat the most breadsticks at The Olive Garden while we complain about women who aren't fat.

Oh yeah...and you'll read this post. You're so delusional that you think you actually made good points and put me in my place...so you can't WAIT to see what I came up with. Maybe if you weren't a bitter fat chick you would enjoy life a little more.

hey #187 i never said J Hud cant sing, in fact, i think shes the most talented female solo artist ive known in my lifetime, I was just poiting out the fact that some people seem to be the shape they want without scrutinization!

p.s. #190 - i dont know about other girls but i dont do housework in ho ho boots..

In light of all of these new occurrences, I'd still fuck her.

I bet half of you commening are her size or larger. She is not fat. She is not super thin. It's fu**ed that people are freaking out because she gained weight. This is why 5 year olds go on diets.

@209: I'm sure half of the people commenting ARE her size or larger. I'm guessing 99% of the comments from people defending her are her size or larger. Most people are fat.

Yes, actually, she IS fat. Both in my opinion and in the opinion of medical professionals she is overweight. You're right that she isn't super thin - she's not even close to thin - she is FAT.

Some 5-year-olds probably DO need to go on diets. People are getting fatter younger than ever anymore and fat lazy parents don't do a damn thing about it.

Fat chicks suck knows everything!!!!!!!!!! I bet you are super healthy and super perfect. We need more people in the world like you, it would be a much better place. I wish i could spend all my time on the superficial commenting on how much fat people suck. Because they do,they arent really even people, we should all strive to be like you. Please teach us your ways!!!!!!!!

Anyone else think fat chicks suck is really just some CHICK with an eating disorder..? hmmm...

i think fat chicks suck is a man who is only 5'6 and has a very small dick.

Hi, I'm actually gay! I spend all of my time on the computer because I have no life. I am just like all the other Americans that I complain about--lazy, pathetic, and worthless! I hate the outdoors and having a real life, so I try to find meaning in the virtual world, hope it works!

Fat Chicks Suck, you are SERIOUSLY retarded. I am a girl and I am quite overweight--have been for the majority of my life. Speaking on behalf of most big women, I must say that we are hardly in denial. I CAN look in the mirror and see myself. I step on the scale and see my weight. I look at my pants size and see the number. It's not like we're oblivious to the fact that we are fat. WE KNOW THAT! And I am not here trying to say big is beautfiul and to love your body, but I am trying to say that your assumptions about big girls are very skewed, prejudicial, and flat-out incorrect.

Most importantly, not all big girls are easy to get into bed. I resent that. I am a virigin and intend to remain that way until I find a man that I am truly in love with.

Not all fat girls rag on skinny minnies. Some of my best friends are very thin, and I love them for who they are. Of course I am envious of their bodies and their will to work hard and keep it that way, but we don't hate them just because they are skinny.

Also, not all fat girls have self-esteem issues. I am very confident and I think quite highly of myself. Yes, I am uncomfortable with my body, but in no way does it determine my amount of self-worth.

And MOST importantly, some big girls are actively working on losing weight and becoming healthy. I, for one, have recently joined weight watchers after almost 10 years of failed attempts at properly dieting. Granted that I don't have time for extensive exercise right now, I try to fit it in when I can. I know that being this overweight is unhealthy, and unattractive to many (myself included) and that is why I think so many people are looking to reverse this. Have you noticed that society is becoming more health conscious. Yeah, more than half the nation is obese (not 70% of women--back up your facts, don't pull them out of your ass) but it takes time for them all to lose weight and try and maintain a healthy lifestyle. It can't happen overnight. But with the movement towards healthier living, hopefully it will happen.

All in all, I just don't think you have the authority to comment on fat women and why they act the way that they do. Until you have walked a mile in their shoes (cliche, heh), you cannot make judgements that are untrue and horribly generalized. So please stop thinking that you are an expert on the subject. Maybe do actual research, you know, the academic kind, instead of using your experiences and observations to make blanket statement about such a large (pun intended) group of people!

If Jessica is "fat" then 95% of the US population must be obese!

If Jessica is "fat" then 95% of the US population must be obese!

LOL @ Patty. Maybe not 95%, but probably more than 50%. For the record, I don't think she's fat either, but she did put on a few pounds. More Jess to love. And handle. God, I love boobs.

how the hell can anybody call jessica FAT??? shes not even close to FAT nor does she look "unhealthy." she has obviously gained weight from what were used to seeing her look like but shes always been really thin...... the ONLY pictures where she looks BAD are the ones from her kisscountry concert in her high waisted jeans -- not so flattering but give the girl a break........ i think she still looks good

its people like the ones whove posted here that make young girls starve themselves.................. in order to be accepted by idiots

how the hell can anybody call jessica FAT??? shes not even close to FAT nor does she look "unhealthy." she has obviously gained weight from what were used to seeing her look like but shes always been really thin...... the ONLY pictures where she looks BAD are the ones from her kisscountry concert in her high waisted jeans -- not so flattering but give the girl a break........ i think she still looks good

its people like the ones whove posted here that make young girls starve themselves.................. in order to be accepted by idiots

how the hell can anybody call jessica FAT??? shes not even close to FAT nor does she look "unhealthy." she has obviously gained weight from what were used to seeing her look like but shes always been really thin...... the ONLY pictures where she looks BAD are the ones from her kisscountry concert in her high waisted jeans -- not so flattering but give the girl a break........ i think she still looks good

its people like the ones whove posted here that make young girls starve themselves.................. in order to be accepted by idiots

that body is no longer a "wonderland."

Jessica looks fucking HOT in these photos! Fuck me, how the hell does anyone think she's fat?? She looks fucking gorgeous.

she still looking amazing whats the problem if she wants to eat!! or do what ever!

and obviously shes so much fat than a time before, so what?

she is a human been like every one else, so let her do what ever she wants.

she has a beutiful voice, and i beat you that she will recover her body in a few weeks afetr all this comments.

well... thats all

ya'll a buncha assHOLES.

THIS GIRL IS NOT FAT. Why is everyone obcessed with skeletons? Bones sticking out everywhere isn't beautiful. Being too thin for your body to normally function isn't HOT. it's retarded disgusting.

She's still looks hot here. If it looks nice and trim down there, it's all good.

Yea whatever.

I am fat. I am 5 5 and weigh 230lbs. This woman is not fat. I know I'm fat so don't even go there folks calling me obese and BLAH BLAH BLAH because you know what? You aren't going to hurt my feelings and make me feel sad and want to cry...boo hoo.

Jessica is not fat, she is gorgeous. And yes every single guy that posted here would get with her, and if they say otherwise they are SO lying because why else were they looking at this page in the first place?

Jessica said that when she was playing Daisy Duke she practically lived in a gym and nearly killed herself to sustain her body back then. She might have gained a bit more than she really wanted to but she still looks good, happy, and healthy and that is all that really matters. If she was FAT she would know it just like I do.

And she may take all this fat fat fat business to heart and lose some weight but if she does that is her decision and good for her to do whatever it takes to make herself feel good about herself.

Her confidence it sexy, if you ask me. Also, I love her legs.

I think she looks beautiful. So what she's not a size 0, she's not fat. She looks healthy, not like she lives on a diet of lettuce and carrots.

what healhy man would not want to be locked up with Jumbo Jessica for a weekend !!!