Feb 6 2009Jessica Simpson most likely dumped by Tony Romo

It so cute the wwave her arms wave goodbye without her moving a muscle... there must be a breeze.

Boo frinking Hoo!

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All the people who make fun of her are dicks. I'm sure she's a really nice girl and would never talk crap on any of you. Check yourselves.

Those weren't tears she was wiping off of her face. It was crisco....

Rascal Flatts make me cry too, Jess

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It aint over til the fat lady sings.

I think it may be over for Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan....all those people whose star went up too fast will see it crash too fast too. Flush!

Poor girl. I feel so sorry for her.

hey, fish, you should totally post a warning: be careful when clicking on the Full Size+ link. at least in this case.

Must be a big band if they "had her back."

How funny would that be if Romo dumped her cause of all the negative press?

She was wailing and the audience was whaling.

She also had trouble with the lyrics to a very famous Dolly Parton song:

"And I...will always love...moooooooooo!"

I dunno, I actually feel bad for her.
There's something that sets her apart from Parasite, Shitney, Lindsuck, etc.

Tough break kid. Welcome to life 101.

Jeez, I'm starting to sound like Randall. What the hell is happening to me?

Try to look on the positive side, Jess - crying might burn extra calories.

"Cow can Tony be moooooving on???"

I feel bad for her :( poor girl..(

It's much more likely that she found out about him cheating while she was away and broke up with him.

What's with the gang signs?

It'll all be for the best if she goes into a suicidal depression where she loses her appetite.

That's how you order a side of beef for dinner.

AAARRRGGHH!!!

I HATE men!!!!!!

So...what's wrong with this outfit, ladies? Don't tell me - it's too tight at the seams, making her upper arms look like that have flapping flab and her stomach look like she just tearfully inhaled a bucket of KFC.

Oh no!!!!!!!!

Tony Romo just CAUSED her to develop an eating disorder!!!!

Oh no!!!!!!!

Does this mean a Save JSimps petition is in order?

i want to see pics of the audience before i'll believe that people actually paid money for this.

Now that Tony dumped her she'll be hooking up with Alli. Better carry a change of clothes, Jess...

HA-ha.

she looks like she lost a lot of weight since the shamu shots went public, i bet she's starving herself to get back down, she probably got dumped a while back and ate her sadness, or maybe is trying to quit cocaine? anyway she's finally not wearing a duct tape belt so at least that's working.
i feel kinda bad for her, but not really
she is more a model than a singer, she's not very good at singing, her talent is 70 / 30 looks to voice, so since she's a friggin millionaire she is paid very well to look good. if she can't keep that up she will be 'fired' essentially, she is so fing lucky to be rich and famous and all she has to do to maintain that is continue to look good and not freak out in public. most people have to work and don't get paid nearly as much as her, so she should get it together and lay off the bacon. boo hoo

frankly, i don't have any sympathy for little miss lucky and her expanding ass.

You knew this was coming. The rest of the Cowboys were making a point of referring to her as Homer.

Speaking of porch monkey's:

Most white people hate coons. It's only natural. To see every major urban setting completely overrun and destroyed by the apes is reason enough, but then throw in their only contributions to society: rap music, gang rapes, crack rock cocaine, drive-by shootings, and the fashion sense of 3-year old retards, and you see they make it quite easy to despise them, especially since the white man has to pay for their gold teeth, housing, food, etc....

The problem is, nobody wants to admit it. It's sad to ask farm animals to behave like humans, to put that kind of pressure on an animal really isn't fair. They need to be kept in a controlled environment. But first their population has got to be thinned out. They shoud make every even numbered day "kill a porch monkey" day, until their herd is manageable, and then we can keep them in zoo's, and in military testing and research facilities where they can be ultimately useful.

So basically the story is that her expensive elaborate celebrity facade crumbled and for a night she looked like an incompetent talentless fat girl. Not a big deal to folks who don't live a lie 24/7/365.

Hey look, the TV test signal is back (#32).

Didn't her dad develop diabetes? I thought I read that. So the problem for Jessica might be that there's too much sugar in his semen these days.

I don't think Romo broke up with her, I was at the show and at the beginning she said "I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow". Yeah, she was crying when she left the stage....

LOOK AT SHAUNA SAND'S DEFORMED NIPPLE

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/shauna_nipple_2.jpg

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

Besides, it's awful to see all those cute chimpanzee's put through all those drug and biological warfare tests when we have an overwhelming surplus of negros we could be using instead.

I figured Romo has moved on; I haven't seen any statement of support from him about her weight controversy, plus there's that rumor(?) that he's been cheating on her.

30, I'm with you, but I feel bad for her a bit more. She's probably starving herself to the point where she can't think straight.

I'd say "this is the life she chose," but it really isn't. Her father of the century (hey, he's better than Lohan's... I think...) chose this path for BOTH of his daughters. Great guy.

Now he has two under-educated D-List money machines who have, at most, another five years of value. The bloom is off of Jessica, for sure. Middle age spread has arrived, and she will end up burning through all of her earnings to keep looking young - until she turns into one of the many 30, 40, and 50-something plastic surgery gone awry freaks we see here.

She seems like she was a nice kid, and she was gorgeous in her day. Would have made someone a good spouse, perhaps - a good partner, maybe.

I hope, but strongly doubt, that she has some money invested wisely - because her days of making it are fast ending...

....doesn't heidi fleiss have a brothel in nevada she could 'entertain' at? (light-bulb on!)

She's getting FATTER and FATTER

Gross arms and thick stomach = DO NOT WANT

Occasionally I let Massa blow me before stabbing his face with an olive fork. I have a fetish for humorless trolling cunts.

I agree with #32

@46- Keep posting new notes referencing your silly copy and paste, you hillbilly. While you're at it, I suggest you fix the grammar in it and check in with your welly office.

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And I HATE Deacon Jones!!!!

He's such an arrogant asshole,,,,,yet, so....attractive....

#41 - she's 28 years old. That means, first, that she's got plenty of time to return to a primo body, especially since she had one up until just a few months ago. And second, she's an adult. No more blaming daddy. Time to be all grown up and show some self-discipline. As for her career, well, there's always room for a hot blond airhead with name recognition, in both music and movies/TV. But she can't be fat.

"Middle age spread has arrived" in a 28 year old. Chicks can't do math. That's why they're so bad at counting calories.

she and britney should become friends to deal with their breakdowns together. :-(

You know,seeing how the average American woman weighs 160 lbs.,you people sure are talking a lot of shit about a girl who might weigh 130 tops.

Of course,most of you are pecking away in your mom's basements,so your bullshit don't really count.

#53 - of course, the same goes for your recycled bullshit.

She looks like a shit I took this morning.

@41

her dad got her into show business and shes very rich now, even if she wrecks her career and spends all her cash, she'll wind up in the same place as most other people, broke working and ugly. So what do we feel bad about here, that she may turn into a regular person after a decade of private jets and exclusive parties and world travel. Worse case scenario she gets married and becomes a house wife, even if she eats enough to no longer be able to stand she still will have some adoring fan wanting to marry her tank ass. if she wants to mantain her job of supermodel who pretends to sing, she's gotta do the 'work' i e put down the food. God i wish my only job was avoiding ice cream.

#54-You know,I'm really hurt.Some Internet badass insulted me.

I like some chunky fun. Still love to bang her. No need for her to engage me in conversation at any point.

I'm glad Jessica has attained a normal, healthy weight. Look at all the positive changes it has brought her!

I think she looks awesome here :)

Next step? Resurrecting her "career" with a celebrity porn sex tape. I'd watch.

Hey, you know when chicks gain weight a portion goes straight to the titties, right?

Hate on haters, while Jessica Simpson transcends a EE bra size!!!

also, just saw a hilarious video about LARRY FLINT'S PORNO BAILOUT:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191

Dude, at least she wasn't lipsynching.

Pregnant? That makes you gain weight and lose brain cells and memory.

Pregnant? That makes you gain weight and lose brain cells and memory.

Nobody likes to bash a celebrity more than I do, but after reading this story I have to admit I feel so sorry for her. Nothing went right and she ended up in tears.

Poor thing. Now all she has is fame and fortune, without having any discernible talent. If her career tanks now, she already has more than enough money to last a lifetime. I feel so bad for her.

Well Romo kinda sucks and he's kinda dumb and a terrible playoff QB so I thought they always deserved each other. But it wouldn't surprise me if he tried to pull a tom brady and start dating sports illustrated swimsuit models!

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What part of "The Show Must Go On" does she not understand? If she's gonna be a singer-celebrity, she needs to do it.

I guess if Tony dumped her she'll have to concentrate only on her mooooooooosic.

She's a washed-up, wannabe, never-was psuedo-celebrity

@ 62 LMAO!!!

If it makes you feel better, I saw her once in the New Orleans airport bookstore (she was looking at tabloids-not books). A very kind woman working as a cashier asked Jessica for her autograph. This no-talent bimbo treated the poor woman like a piece of garbage. She wouldn't look at her and said "WHEN I check out". Hey, Jessica. At least this cashier wasn't wearing a size 14 dress!! Why don't we hear that creepy father of yours talking about your "double D's" anymore? ewww.....

Superficial writer, you are a cunt.

Do you realise you're making the same comments you were making about Brittney a few months ago?

As for the rest of you, she's still hotter (and richer) than any girl any of the rest of you could ever have.

Freddo.
p.s. FIRST. Losers.

Jesus H Christ, can we stop with the jessica Simpson fat jokes/pictures? For fuck sake, you act like she's the only heavy chick in the world, and you know you'd still fuck the shit out of her so find something else to joke about. She's still hot as hell, you know she is. The Jessica Simpson fat jokes are getting lame. Well they always were but they're super lame now.

Britney 2.0 coming soon.

"you know you'd still fuck the shit out of her so find something else to joke about. She's still hot as hell, you know she is."

Who the fuck does "you" refer to??? She's a plastic blond who's always had a butt-chinned manface, and now she's fat. I'd hate to visit your bars.

Dude. I know your site is geared to being crass and all that but you are starting to take it a little too far. It was funny the first 2 out of 100 posts but now you are starting to bore me. Who cares about Jessica Simpson anyway? Show more posts of David Beckham in his underwear for the ladies. You are starting to really annoy me.

Tony Homo probably dumped her butt!

I think you haters (Christ, I hate that fucking word) are all full of shit up to your eyebrows and I think J-Simp is still gorgeous.

A little extra meat ain't no big deal, especially when you remember a good portion of it goes to those luscious milk duds.

And speaking of hating, I hate Romo because he's fucking her and I'm not.

YET!

This is so dumb. Everybody knows that to some people she's still "gorgeous!" and to others she's an overweight plastic surgery creation. Me, I certainly would never call her gorgeous, at any point in her life, not with that cleft-chinned boxer-jaw bobblehead. But right now, she's not looking "bad," just ordinary. Which is bad for her career (in the absence of talent). I suppose it depends on where you live, but you could go out tonight and see a girl with a better body, easily (except, say, in Toledo, because...ugh). You'd probably have no chance with her, but that's irrelevant - this blog's not about you. One final thing: what's all this about basements? The computer's on a desk in a bedroom or a spare room. Even in mom's house.

Say what you want about Jessica Simpson, but the girl's an evil genius. She's got Tony Romo by the balls now. She gains weight and now has a public break down. There's no way he can break up with her in the next few weeks without looking like the biggest ass in Texas. It aint pretty, but you've gotta admire a true master at work.

And there lies the difference between a performer and a musician.

A musician goes up to PLAY, a performer is a SALESMAN.

A musician will stop a song and laugh, and start again; a performer looses her cool and cries because it's got to be THE SAME EVERY TIME.

*loses her cool

@ #32.

HAHAHAHAHAHA so racist, but so funny! I'm not a hillbilly or redneck either but man, I cracked up at that.

This will give a laud BANG, folks!!

Poor JesSucka Simpson..

NOT!

Me thinks..

She learned the "face-making when i sing"..from John Mayer.

Them is some Ughly...expressions..GROSS!

Auw, I hope everything is ok...I hate to see people sad. :( Cheer up Jess, everything will be ok! /hugs :(

Poor Jessica. I hope she hangs in and proves herself again....she deserves to be happier than this.
I think the change to country music was a bad move for her. Maybe getting back into pop would be a new start.

Wow. She really looks like she lost a lot of weight in these photos. She must be anorexic.

Never mind. They cut out her fat thights. That probably took off a good 150 pounds easily.

The word "performance" implies that people are paying actual money to watch her lumber up on stage and screech. Scary.

Romo is a HOMO anyway..................

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Dumped her! I guess she was getting to heavy to haul around.

I think these pics look alright. I saw that shirt at the flea market. She should dress like Minnie Pearl.

#8 "it ain't over till the fat lady sings"

If you look at the latest photos, you actually see a fat lady sing.

What next, is her dog going to die too.

I haven't been here in forever and I see nothing has changed...there are still a dozen a$$holes who have to post "first". Half the f*cking time, you ain't "first" so that makes you look even more retarded. Don't you get how grade school that is??? Guess not...

And really ALL of these comments posted are soooooooo lame and boring to read!

Not that you all care, but I am outta here!

why are we so quick to jump on someone else's purported demise? so people battle with weight, big f'in deal. close to 10% of america is unemployed and struggling to keep food on the table for their families. let's get our priorities straight.

#100: All she has to do is sing for 30 minutes and she gets paid big bucks.
If she can't hold it together for that long there is something wrong.
How would she like to have to work a 8-12 hour day like most Americans? She'll never have to struggle to put food on the table. Sorry if I sound cold-hearted, but for that reason, I don't feel sorry for her at all.

come on girls...we all know we wouldn't mind lookin like her...still hot..she'll be back..watch...seriously..

I don't know about you guys but that is ribcage not fat. It is wider from obtaining a tiny bit of muscle. It does look like she has lost weight since the other photos. This looks like THE IDEAL weight for her body. She is short so her midsection will appear larger in proportion. I assume a Jessica Simpson to suck so I have never listened to her. Thanks for your time.

Once her shitty career bottoms out, maybe she'll land an overpaid, over-hyped Las Vegas gig that'll keep her resorting to softcore porn and sticking-up dry cleaners!

Satan is getting more and more excited every day that simpson may kill herself

Jessica's entire career is based on her looks (God knows she has the brain of a 9-year old). Allowing herself to become fat shows how dumb she really is. She's delusional if she believes that anyone cares about her awful singing. I'm certain she will be kicked to the curb shortly. I mean, if she's in a new relationship and she becomes this large imagine what would happen if she ever got married. I have a feeling she's going to have a sad, pathetic life.

Jessica's entire career is based on her looks (God knows she has the brain of a 9-year old). Allowing herself to become fat shows how dumb she really is. She's delusional if she believes that anyone cares about her awful singing. I'm certain she will be kicked to the curb shortly. I mean, if she's in a new relationship and she becomes this large imagine what would happen if she ever got married. I have a feeling she's going to have a sad, pathetic life.

swish915 @102 I certainly don't

wow, so now I guess someone is photoshopping the pics before they release them... these ALL fade out or are cut off at the waist.

Damage control!

first of all NOONE should compare this talentless piece of fat shit bimbo to britney.
brit is a legend..
this bitch's whole career was based on her lack of IQ, her creepy ass daddy, && her luck in actually scoring a good guy like nick lachey..thank god he came to senses and dumped her ass..he's probably sitting there relieved as fuck cause it was the best decision he ever made (the pictures make this obvious)
it only went downhill from there.
she never was skinny to begin with
but so what she's a fatass now?
you know who else is a fatass? JLo and kim kardashian and half of this fucking country
so who gives a shit about her weight either way
but since i've never understood why guys drooled at her..i gotta admit i enjoy watching her lardass finally being recognized for what she has always been

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LMBO at this dumb bitch

Maybe if she lost some weight she wouldn't be so fucking stupid.

narwhal, you are spot on

GET OVER IT PEOPLE ....JESS IS HOT ...THOSE OTHER PICS OF HER CAME OUT REALLY BAD BUT LOOK AT HER IN THESE PICS ...SHE IS SMOKIN HOT ..... LEAVE HER ALONE AND GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR ..IM SURE WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT OURSELVES ....SHES STILL RICH AND FAMOUS SO WHO CARES WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE US THINK ANYWAYS!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT PEOPLE ....JESS IS HOT ...THOSE OTHER PICS OF HER CAME OUT REALLY BAD BUT LOOK AT HER IN THESE PICS ...SHE IS SMOKIN HOT ..... LEAVE HER ALONE AND GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR ..IM SURE WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT OURSELVES ....SHES STILL RICH AND FAMOUS SO WHO CARES WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE US THINK ANYWAYS!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT PEOPLE ....JESS IS HOT ...THOSE OTHER PICS OF HER CAME OUT REALLY BAD BUT LOOK AT HER IN THESE PICS ...SHE IS SMOKIN HOT ..... LEAVE HER ALONE AND GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR ..IM SURE WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT OURSELVES ....SHES STILL RICH AND FAMOUS SO WHO CARES WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE US THINK ANYWAYS!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT PEOPLE ....JESS IS HOT ...THOSE OTHER PICS OF HER CAME OUT REALLY BAD BUT LOOK AT HER IN THESE PICS ...SHE IS SMOKIN HOT ..... LEAVE HER ALONE AND GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR ..IM SURE WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT OURSELVES ....SHES STILL RICH AND FAMOUS SO WHO CARES WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE US THINK ANYWAYS!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT PEOPLE ....JESS IS HOT ...THOSE OTHER PICS OF HER CAME OUT REALLY BAD BUT LOOK AT HER IN THESE PICS ...SHE IS SMOKIN HOT ..... LEAVE HER ALONE AND GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR ..IM SURE WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT OURSELVES ....SHES STILL RICH AND FAMOUS SO WHO CARES WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE US THINK ANYWAYS!!!!!!!

#115--#119: Quit snacking on the "post your comment" button. Your remark was retarded enough the first time.

hahahahha
agreed with 120
dumb shit!!

Jessica Simpson: It's What's For Dinner

What do Jessica Simpson and the Cowboys have in common? Both "stars" crack under pressure.

Jess you look awesome as usual. I love that you have a fuller figure I think its more beautiful your curves make you who you are girl!

Just because he didn't make it to her show doesn't mean they broke up! Lay off she is amazing.

@110 - um, I'm pretty sure your precious britney LIP-SYNCS...what kind of low life talent is that!? I can fuckin lip-sync. Jess actually SINGS and she actually has TALENT. lmao, it's so funny you think brit is soooo much better. why, is it because you masturbate and cry every night thinking about her?

@32 - that was just damn funny!

@110 - P.S. were you living 100000000000000 miles under the earth when britney looked like shrek and acted like a mentally retarded porn star hooked on starbucks?

I really feel sorry for her. Poor girl.

Jessica is a real person and real peeople have real feelings and real issues. Jessiac like everyone in the worl has her fair share of emotional problems from time to time. Look at most female celebs starving themselves and sending a dangerous message to young girls. I would rather see a celeb such as Jessica look like an average person than a girl who is a mear 98 lbs. I wish everyone would get a clue on what the real issue is. Jessica looks like Jessica. If she is happy with what she looks like then who are we to make her feel bad about herself. As far as Tony, if he dumps her it is his lost. It seems she realy loves him and that is hard to find in the celeb world.

IT FIGURES...ROMO CAN'T HOLD ONTO A FOOTBALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE COULD HOLD ONTO JESSICA?