Jessica Simpson figures out jacket makes her look skinny. Must. Never. Stop. Wearing. It.

It's amazing what a bit of bronzer and a black coat can do for you.

Jessica looks great, what a beautiful young woman! She's more attractive now with some curves compared to the time without.

Keep aiming high Jessica and see how many stars you can catch!

Randal

and the retarded look on her face makes her look ... retarded.

Anyone can look skinny next to that ridiculous, huge, tacky, ugly fucking bag she's lugging around.

"continued to look skinny"????

Um, sure...except for when the jacket opened to show her belly...and the spandex-skinned sausage thighs...and...

Christ, will everyone get off this ? She is not fat. Oprah is fat, Queen Latifah is fat. Jessica Simpson is not fat. And neither is Kim Kardashian. Since when is gaining weight a crime ? Leave it alone. And take Heidi and Spencer out back and shoot 'em. Thank you.

She wouldn't be so worried about how she looks after I finished with her eyes. And I'd beat that buttcrack right out of her chin.

Spoken like the proud owner of a tremendous gunt, Kelley.

"Anyone can look skinny next to that ridiculous, huge, tacky, ugly fucking bag she's lugging around."

Tony Romo was in one of these pictures?

Her lunch is in that bag... look! She couldn't even zip it...

I see a baby bump. I bet she's like 3 months preggo. I'm 4 months w/ twins and thats how my belly looks. Maybe thats why she hasn't been ashamed to show off her "fuller" figure. But it she's not pg, she's still a beautiful girl & far from fat (like someone else mentioned, fat is Oprah, Queen L, etc). Either way, she sure does have awful taste in all things fashion! All that money and she likes the tack. Ugh

What happened to those Miley Cyrus pics? Anyone else notice they took them down?

"Oprah is fat, Queen Latifah is fat. Jessica Simpson is not fat."

It's difficult to draw valid inferences from cross-species comparisons.

You can almost hear the grape soda cans being slammed on the desk with furious indignation.

#6

Oprah is obese, Kim is fat, and Jessica is fat. I congratulate Jessica because she admitted she is fat and wants to lose the weight. Most Americans are in denial about being overweight. This is why there are many posters saying Kim and Jessica are not fat. Kim K. looks fatter than Jessica because she has the big wide hips and fat fanny. Gaining weight is a crime on health. 70 percent of US illness is due to being overweight. It is a huge problem in the US and it does not help when people refuse to believe they are overweight or are too lazy to do something about it. Now a days a lot of fat people do not consider themselves overweight; they consider themselves a "real woman" stocky, thick, curvy, etc. Enough already fat Americans; get busy and get healthy.

#11 I totally agree. HOW DOES NO ONE SEE IT and make a story out of that?! Must mean she's knocked up, idiot media.

I think she looks good! (here~)

#8 - What's a "gunt"?

so blah (@10), you're saying it's actually healthy to look 4 months pregnant with twins when you're not actually pregnant?

well...rich does like 'em on the curvy side...

What's a gunt? Ask #11 in about 4.5 months after she delivers her twins via C-section.

A gunt is the female equivalent of the male fupa.

#17 - Check out this gunt.

http://www.sillyape.org/trash/gunt.jpg

#21 - there is no such thing as a male fupa.

You people are fucking stupid. That's not where you get a bump when you're pregnant you retards. That's not where her uterus is...it's down lower. That's her fucking stomach. It's all pretty basic anatomy.

She isn't fat all.

She's only fat between the ears.

She needs to definitely create her own line of clothes that all come in black and make her look slim!

you're right 25, that's her talent she's trying to hide by keeping her jacket pulled over her mid-section.

And that she must never leave the house without WELL DONE makeup.

I guess the rumor that "Daddy feeds her the sausage" has two meanings now.

I just wish Chris Brown would take her to an award show.

There will be at least 50 girls defending her here...just as soon as they get their sleeves free from the candy machine.

She should've worn a nehru jacket like Dorothy thought Father Leahy was wearing in that Golden Girls episode, "Forgive Me Father"

Mark my words...she is pregnant...everyone continues to call her fat...but my friends this girl is hiding pregnancy....

I dunno, I think she's looking pretty good. Definitely not "fat".

I guarantee Jessica Simpson would look tiny compared to 80 percent of girls around her age. She is not a big girl. I agree with No. 6.

#11-Obviously you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. No doctor would look at Jessica's number on the scale and tell her she is overweight. Kim K. isn't overweight either, she is tiny everywhere except for her ass and hips. Everyone has a different body shape and I don't see anything wrong with an hourglass figure, personally.

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Fat is fat no matter where it is at. Kim K is a short fat chick with a "fat" butt and “fat" hips. You must be in denial if you think a doctor would not tell Kim and Jessica they need to lose weight. This is a huge problem in the US. There are more fat Americans than fit Americans. Fat people like you are part of the problem. If the person is not obese but just fat then in your opinion they are not fat. There are so many fat Americans that some people cannot tell the difference between fat, obese, and fit. Jessica knows she is fat and needs to lose weight.

Kim K does not have an hourglass shape because her hips are the biggest part of her body. Jessica lose weight and be fit and hot again.

If she's pregnant that would explain how she plans to lose the weight in 8 weeks: Jenny Craig's abortion diet.

37- I know my BMI and I know I'm not overweight. Human beings need some fat on their bodies to LIVE and absorb nutrients to be healthy. If you honestly think having any fat on your body makes you fat, then you're an idiot.

38-Have you ever seen an hourglass?? The hips are the biggest part. She has a small waist and fuller hips--a classic hourglass shape.

You are all so bombarded by images of the mostly unattainable standard of a 5'10" size zero model, that you don't recognize beauty in a truly womanly figure. Women are not supposed to have zero body fat, we are biologically designed to carry more fat and have bigger hips for childbirth, come on.

#40

OK another fat clueless American. How about this; if you can pinch more than an inch then you are fat.

An hour glass figure means the hips are equal to the breast size or smaller. Kim's hips are bigger than her breast measurement. Marilyn Monroe is a great example of an hour glass figure with measurements of 36-23-35. Kim's measurements must be 36-28-44.

Only 1 percent of the US populations are underweight and most can be found as celebrities, athletes, models, or sick people. Quit watching TV and reading tabloid magazines and go to your nearest mall and see all the fat people. Do not base facts on what the media shows you. Use common sense for goodness sakes.

I have patients that gave birth to one or more babies and they get back into shape quickly because they were not overweight during pregnancy. To say women get fat and have big hips after birth is a fat American myth because Americans love to overeat. To say that women need big hips to have a baby is another fat American myth.

I am larger than her and I consider myself to be an average size. She is fine.

Its all in the confidence. I can pinch and inch and I am glad. I get more fabric for my money when I am buying clothes!
For the people who consider her fat, I am sorry you feel this way. Shallow people exist, and they will never go away.

You can see it on her face how nervous or scared this girl is of all this attention. It's disturbing how much hub-bub she's getting for simply putting on a few pounds. This is newsworthy? Picture worthy? The paparazzi must die.

first off, i don't know what kind of trip you're on with all this anti-american bullshit. you don't even know if i'm an american and to assume because i have a different view of what it means to be fit than you means i am a "fat american" is ignorant on your part.

obviously, i am not saying it is healthy to be overweight. all i said was that women naturally carry more fat than a man for childbearing purposes. i know this from my education, not from watching Access Hollywood or wherever the fuck you think i get my information. i support being healthy and active, but to call these girls fat because they aren't starving themselves to a size 2 like the rest of hollywood is a serious assault against women.

maybe you should read up on women, body image and the media so you can realize the impact of calling normal woman fat and imposing an unrealistic ideal. it is just as unhealthy to be obsessed with thinness like you as it is for jessica simpson to eat an extra piece of apple pie or two over the holidays.

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Two things:

A. I'm a size eight, and my legs are bigger than hers. No way she's bigger than a six. Shut up about fat. She's not fat. Everyone bitching about her weight from the safe anonymity of the Internet is either petty and pathetic or projecting their own issues onto her (I'm thinking here of men who could never land a girl like her and still think it's cute to degrade her).

B. It's winter. Of course she's wearing the coat repeatedly.

This bag reminds her to the brand's name.
THIS DUMBY SIMPLY FORGETS IT, folks!!

No, fat people, you are wrong. A "healthy" body is a body that is obviously active and has muscle tone. Human bodies were made to move!!! I am so tired of fatty propoganda. No, fat girls, you are not "curvy", or a "real woman". You are fat. I am a fit female who works out 6 days a week and follows a healthy diet. No, I do not starve myself. I eat food to survive and nourish my body. I bet all of you fat girls couldn't last through five minutes of my workout. Get a treadmill before you get diabetes, heart disease, and high blood pressure and stop telling the rest of the world that you are beautiful. Nobody has bought it yet and they never will.

No, fat people, you are wrong. A "healthy" body is a body that is obviously active and has muscle tone. Human bodies were made to move!!! I am so tired of fatty propoganda. No, fat girls, you are not "curvy", or a "real woman". You are fat. I am a fit female who works out 6 days a week and follows a healthy diet. No, I do not starve myself. I eat food to survive and nourish my body. I bet all of you fat girls couldn't last through five minutes of my workout. Get a treadmill before you get diabetes, heart disease, and high blood pressure and stop telling the rest of the world that you are beautiful. Nobody has bought it yet and they never will.

she looks good. Is she still a single? It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?

I think she looks nice... I mean, I'm f****n' georgeus -hah!- but it's crazy that people think she's fat! I'm so stealing that jacket... ;)

Cheers from Helsinki/Finland.

"Oprah is fat, Queen Latifah is fat."

And both are considerably older than Jessica. Unless Jessica's pregnant, there's no excuse for her to keep those excess pounds on since her figure was the driving force behind her fame in the first place.

Wearing that jacket with a white shirt that extends beyond the bottom of the jacket accentuates her middle, which is not what she needs to be doing until she loses her excess weight. Don't draw the eyes to the waist unless your waist is small.

#36 Vanessa - An hourglass figure means the waist is much smaller than the bust and hips, like an hourglass is shaped. Obvious, no? Jessica USED to have an hourglass shape, but definitely not now.

#52 - Shouldn't you be drinking vodka or something?

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Being 10 pounds and up overweight is not healthy. Forget about appearance and think about the negative impact on ones health when one is overweight. Fat people try to turn it around and say only shallow people are concerned about fat people. I hope you see your doctor regularly so he can treat you for your fat related illnesses.

you mean the jacket she has to hold closed so no one sees her spare tire.

49, you're so concerned with telling people not to be fat, but it seems like you have a disorder of your own. 6 days a week at the gym is a little much no?

unless someone is inconveniencing me with their fattiness, like taking my arm rest with their ass cheek on a plane, i'm not sure why everyone cares that she gained 30lbs.

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HEY!

By the way did I mention I am only 5'6 and 138 Pounds. WOW I must be fucking huge.Oh lets not forget my natural DD's, those add something. Guess I am a fatty fat face. Something else? I work out 5 days a week. Something else? I am on a healthy diet..OH another thing...I saw my doctor, guess what? I'm fucking healthy.

every idiot who is calling people are fat just because they are defending jessica is showing their immaturity.

guess what janifer, i run 3.5 miles six days a week and eat nutritiously too. i still don't think jessica is fat. there is no correlation between appreciating body differences/"curvy" women and being fat. honestly, that's your logic? weak.

dew-i never said jessica had an hourglass shape,obviously she is bigger on top. i said kim k does.

She looks gorgeous.

#58 You will notice I did not say there is anything wrong with being curvy. Salma Hayeck is curvy. Queen Latifa? Fat. I love her, but she is fat. But fat women hide behind their weight and say they are curvy. You will also notice that I didn't say that Jessica is fat. I am talking about FAT women. And #56, I don't have a disorder. I didn't say I kill myself at the gym. You are supposed to be active at least 30 minutes a day. Ask any doctor, And it is a PROVEN FACT that even an extra ten pounds puts you at significant risk of diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and a whole host of other health problems.

#58 You will notice I did not say there is anything wrong with being curvy. Salma Hayeck is curvy. Queen Latifa? Fat. I love her, but she is fat. But fat women hide behind their weight and say they are curvy. You will also notice that I didn't say that Jessica is fat. I am talking about FAT women. And #56, I don't have a disorder. I didn't say I kill myself at the gym. You are supposed to be active at least 30 minutes a day. Ask any doctor, And it is a PROVEN FACT that even an extra ten pounds puts you at significant risk of diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and a whole host of other health problems.

fair enough, janifer. also, there's nothing wrong with being active six days a week, #56. that's healthy.

American's judgement of 'average' is distorted by the fact that most of them are overweight themselves. Jessica looks a little more than 'curvy', however I wouldn't call her fat- but definitely not 'average' either.

Fuck it. She can't sing so don't call her a singer. She can't act so don't call her an actress. The only thing she can do is lose weight, get back into her Duke shape, and show us her tits and ass. Porn would be nice. As long as we do not have to hear her speak. EVER. Just motion for another dick in her ass.

To tell the truth, she is much fatter than before, but still beautiful, like her quite much! A question, is she dating with a young handsome man on the wealthy & rich romance site ^^" m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m^^", I was told about this news, but it is not confirmed by her!
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