Feb 11 2009Jessica Simpson will exact her revenge - by dieting!

FIRS!

Filst!

failfag is fail

Like we all didn't see that one comining! maybe if she became famous for actually having talent instead of having big boobs people wouldn't be ragging on her. The expression on her face in pic 6 is hilarious, you can tell she doesn't like standing next to someone half her size

jesus, arent there bigger problems in the world? besides, the girl looks good, leave her alone.

I will now proceed to lose 5 pounds in 2 seconds.

*slash*

::thunk::

the first sentence of this post is fuckin HILARIOUS! well done superficial writer. haha... ha... ha...hm, ha... ok, i think i'm good.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

I LOVE her hair in these pictures. So pretty.

Jesus, what's up with her face on that magazine, it looks weird!
Poor girl. She's not that fat, if I was her I would be more concerned about being retarded, "chicken of the sea" damn she's stupid!

So now she admits she's fat.....

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Jessicas got it going on, i love her body, she is tiny, and her curves are kickin.
so hot!!
i hope she keeps to look, and just fucks everyone off.

I am starting to think The Fish has some crazed obsession with Jessica Simpson...... hmmm

Eat and drink in moderation and exercising regularly is the key to staying fit. I give Jessica credit for admitting she is overweight and she is ready to lose the weight. She found a way to continue her media attention.

Why is being fat such a big deal?

Does this mean she's having an abortion?

Actual quote from Terry (#12):

"she is tiny"

HOLY...FUCKING...SHIT...

Anyone posting after me eats out of Tony Homo's jockstrap

She already HAS lost quite a few pounds since those awful pictures. And she looks really sexy in these pictures. Now that's a figure that can be called sexily curvy! Before she was just fat.

woa!
what's wrong with her face in the last picture?!

it looks like she's storing food in her cheek for when she starts to get hungry.

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I almost pissed myself when I watched this. I just HAD to share it with you all.

Blame it on her new nose. It's making her look fat.

Everyone sayin she's fat is because her mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives are fighting obesity. It's just out of envy that she still looks pretty good.

She looks fine... also dumb, but fine

Everyone sayin she's fat is because her mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives are fighting obesity. It's just out of envy that she still looks pretty good.

She looks fine... also dumb, but fine

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Jessica admits she is fat and needs to lose weight, so why can't you? You are the typical fat America who would love to believe that you are not fat either.

Why?

/She's dumb
//should gain 20 lbs. if you ask me

She is fucking hot as shit. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking moron. I would kill - KILL - for a piece like her. Unreal. This world is fucking insane.

She looks like a shit I took this morning.

She look sbad in these pics. She's packing her fat in like meat inside sausage casing, sucking her gut in the whole time.

Problem is, she's short and has thick elephant legs. You can't hide tree stuumps.

She realized she had a weight problem when her father stopped hitting on her.

She should just wear black all the time. It is very slimming! Then she can check have a baby with tony romo! cutechristiansingles.com

i thought she said she was happy with her body?

Give the girl a break. It simply does not make sense to chastise girls for looking like coked-out stick figures on one hand, then chastise them for being fat when you can't count their ribs at 30 feet. There may be men who prefer the Skank Hilton body type, but there are also men that prefer women who have curves.

End of line.

Give the girl a break. It simply does not make sense to chastise girls for looking like coked-out stick figures on one hand, then chastise them for being fat when you can't count their ribs at 30 feet. There may be men who prefer the Skank Hilton body type, but there are also men that prefer women who have curves.

End of line.

She's such a thick hick. Fat, squat, and a man face. She is doomed to life on Branson with other fat hillbillies.

To be honest, I don't think she's fat. She just doesn't have an ability to choose her own clothes. She is times thinner than most of America - the fattest country in the world. You criticise her for being "overweight" and yet You criticise Lindsay Lohan for looking anorectic. Which is it then??? Most criticisers are overweight men jerking off while watching both of these girls' photos. Quite double-faced, I'd say...

YIKES! Her double chin is growing an growing - see pic #9

OINK! OINK!

#6 HAHAHA !

Eating your feelings is fine, it's the side of fries and desserts to follow that entree that are blowing her up.
Jessica, if you don't like to read ridule, stop making horribly sucky direct-to-DVD ripoffs of Private Benjamin. Start working a little harder so when you next perform with Dolly Parton singing HER song you'll actually know the lyrics. You're marginally talented, so you need to either come to terms with your limitations or else grow a hide like a rhino, because people won't sugarcoat things and tell you that you don't suck when you really do.

#32 is the WINNAR!!!!

/standing ovation

She's an even bigger idiot for giving in to the pressure to lose the weight.

Der Frauline est uber idiot!!!

ps.
I LOVE KIDS!!!

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Fat bitch on a diet.

Glad to see she came to her senses and ignored all the "it's healthy!!!" nonsense that fat chicks spew.

She looks just as heavy as the women she's standing next too. She's no thicker than Rhianna (sp). People need to get a grip. So she gained a few. Big deal. She'll lose it next month, gain it back, lose, gain it, ad nauseam... BOOOOring.

We've been publicity scheme'd.

Lose the gut, lose the hips, keep the jugs.

Your mom's fat

I am shocked I really didn't see this coming!!!! How pathetic!

I just lost 10 lbs in one week. It's not that hard and SHE can afford a personal trainer!

She zaftig, I love that. Man, I would sure push on that cushion, oh yes.

Whoever said she has tree stump legs, look at her and Julianne next to each other...their calves are the same size...

Her weight balloon up and down all the time. She got fat while she was dating Mayer the douche bag. Then she go to that trainer to work all that ugly fat off again. One day she will be stuck on fat. Like her mom.

MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I'm starting to think this woman might be brillant: no talent, no career, no job. But she's back in the headlines with a vengeance.

"she eats her feelings" really is a classic thing to tell other people about a friend of yours. I'm going to say that about one of my female coworkers tomorrow.

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who.

cares.

There's nothing wrong with purging. If you've got the self-discipline to do it, why wait forever to lose weight? Jessica could drop 15 lbs in 2 weeks if she had the courage.

Wow Jessica, way to realize that YOUR FUCKING JOB IS TO LOOK GOOD

.... weak.

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She sure hates to stand next to Kellie don't she. And Jullianne acts like Jess cut a ripe one. She must be thinking, oh thats right, she is too dumb to think, just eat.

As soon as she's cemented her catch of a man, she'll go to fat for good.

#58 That's nothing. If Tony Romo had the courage he could lose 130 pounds in one day by dumping her.

She looks BEAUTIFUL HERE! What are you talking about?? Do you want women to all look anorexic? Women are too skinny, too fat, never right for you!

I hate her so much, but even I have to admit that she has made some progress since that awful chili cook off, however she still has a long way to go. Something tells me that under that black skirt still lies her thunder thighs and more than a little cellulite...

She looks much better in these shots. She's not really overweight. She looks like she's on the heavier side of the healthy weight range. A little thick, but not fat. She was wearing some awful clothes that did not do her any favors. She appears to be dressing for her figure in these shots- a basic black dress that fits well and shows her hips, a little jacket to hide her thicker waist, and the beads calling the eye to her cleavage. I'm not a fan of hers, and her face kind of scares me, but she looks really nice here. She must have fired her old stylist.

The revenge of the NINJA-TURD?

@ People saying she wasn't fat in the photos of her earlier this week (not including this series of photos, because she probably watched what she after the earlier headines, and dressed much, MUCH better).

How many headlines have been about her weight gain and overweight figure this week? How many comments on celeb gossip sites have called her fat?

Do you see headlines calling Jennifer Aniston fat? No! Because she's not fat!

People only call people fat when they ARE FAT!

The people saying Jessica's not fat are probably fat themselves, or guys that get off on big-butt women.

I'm 25lbs overweight, according to my BMI. I KNOW I'm fat, and am exercising to drop my disgusting fat gained while recovering from an injury. I don't think I'll lose it all in 8 weeks because I am still somewhat injured, but at least I realize I'm fat and doing something about it. If you don't think Jessica looked fat earlier these last few weeks, I double-dog dare you to take your clothes off in front of a mirror!! Then start exercising!

Marie e you are stupid. Cellulite has nothing to do with being overweight or not. I should know, Im a huge fat cow without a stitch of the stuff and my girlfriend is skinny as a rail yet has the texture of a bowl of walnuts. Do your research.

Hello? Am I the only one that thinks that daddy Simpson woke up one morning and realized that this whole "Jessica is fat" thing can do to her career what "mentally handicapped" did for Britney Spears.

@71, Joe Simpson realized it a long time ago, it's just that it can be very painful for a man to witness the object of all his sexual desires pack on the porky pounds. He surely postponed it for as long as he possibly could. He was probably hoping that eventually she would catch on to this "singing" thing and figure out how to do it properly, thus eliminating the need for such a heartbreaking stunt.

I am so surprised that Jessica had not removed her profile from that celebs da*ting site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!

I am so surprised that Jessica had not removed her profile from that celebs da++ting site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!

What's up with the hand-on-the-hip maneuver? It just looks awkward.

Her slimming black outfit just looks too off compared to the other two women who are wearing light, frilly dresses. Oh well, at least she is trying to look slimmer.

Look Fish, enough posts of this fucking bitch already!! WTF!!
Can we please go one fucking day without this dumbass broad?
Fuck you Fish, you fucking fag.

gosh she's dumb.

and when i say "gosh" of course i mean, "god in heaven did you really forget to pass out brains, common sense, self respect"?

Please Jessica, don't lose weight.

You look so fucking good like that... Oh man... WHY WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING OBSESED WITH BEIGN TOOTHPICKS!

Jessica, baby, I would do you even if you have 20 pounds MORE!

She has no fat at all.She's very petite and fragile.

Hotels have gyms, and some very nice ones - so this "I can't help getting fat on tour" is complete bullshit.

If people are paying me 5 million just to look good, I'll find time to get on the floor and do some f'n crunches. And hold off on the double Whoppers with cheese.

What a moron.

She isn't fat.

The End.

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House Speaker Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Reid and the Obama White House were absolutely certain about one thing for the House/Senate negotiating committee on the Stimulus Bill:

There was to be no special restriction to keep illegal aliens from getting new jobs created by the bill at a cost of $250,000 to $500,000 each.
The Democratic leadership of our federal government made it clear that there has been no change from eight years of a Republican White House that let the Chamber of Commerce call the shots on immigration.

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Pelosi, Reid and Obama also made sure that banks can continue to discriminate against Americans in favor of cheaper more compliant foreign workers.

The pro-illegal-alien Stimulus Bill will now go back to the Senate and House where it is expected to pass.

I dislike Jessica Simpson's music, movies and whatever other crap she does. But she really isn't fat, she's regular right now.

Hey, Lou Dobbs (#82), how's it goin'?!!!

And of course by lose 20 lbs in 8 weeks, she means she'll purge and get lipo.

Most girls do eat their feelings, and most guys masturbate theirs. That's why so many depressed women are fat (not that I could Jessica among them yet, mind you), and so many men are so warped from jizzing over airbrushed, surgically enhanced digital images that they hold real women to unattainable standards. I can't help but wonder what they're going to do when they marry a lovely girl in her 20's and her tits start to sag and she gets wrinkles, stretch marks, and cellulite in her 40s and 50s. Just sit in the basement and masturbate to teenagers again? Sure -- THAT'S not gonna wreak havoc on your marriage...

Caption for Pic 3

"lololol, like, you ARE fat!"

I would like Kelli to tickle my pickle.

86

Both male and females overeat for various reasons; habit, depression, addicted to food etc. This is why more Americans are fat than fit. A man who thinks females should look like airbrushed porn magazine females also have other issues that usually result from a bad childhood; divorce (seeing mommy with different men can cause sex issues for men), etc. Basically a good man comes from good parenting or he has learned to resolve his childhood issues. Think about it; women get out of shape, but so do men because most Americans are fat. Also many overweight men have problems staying hard because of being fat. The bottom line is that if a person gains 10 extra pounds then the probability of the person gaining more weight is high; hence fat Americans. I am glad Jessica is going to try to go back to a healthly lifestyle of eating right and exercising regularly. Perhaps she will encourage other people.

#82

I am glad we finally have a democrat back in office after 8 years of the Republican President Bush mess. No president is perfect but Pres Obama will do a better job than McCain. Some Republican Senators want companies to be able to hire illegal immigrants to keep their rich voters happy. This will allow the rich Republicans to pay illegal aliens at a lower rate than Americans, save money, so they get a higher profit. Obama has to compromise with these Republican Senators to get the bill to pass. This is why Obama also had to cut 25 million in education to keep some of the Republican Senators happy because their vote determines whether the bill will be passed or not. But there is a Republican trying to fix this problem as follows:

Senate Bill Does Not Block Use of Federal Funds to Employ Illegal Immigrants
The stimulus bill currently being debated in the Senate deliberately omits the E-Verify provision from the House bill. Later this week, Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) will introduce an amendment to include the House E-Verify language in the Senate bill. However, if the current Senate bill were to become law without language requiring contractor use of E-Verify, the inevitable result would be billions in federal funds spent to employ illegal immigrants.

"She eats her feelings."

And everytone else's, apparently.

#82 - Random much?

Now ya'll know that was supposta say everyone, not everytone.
Fuck it.

We did it again Jrz.

YAY! Look what we did, Rich!

I think Jessica ate #82's feelings.

#82

Thanks for the interesting link.
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I voted for Obama.

I'm a bitch, today.

" 18. me - February 11, 2009 5:58 PM
Anyone posting after me eats out of Tony Homo's jockstrap"
HEY FUCKTARD, GROW UP! OH WAIT, YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME PIMPLY THIRTEEN YEAR OLD PORN-ADDICT WITH NO FRIENDS, YA MAMA'S BOY PANTY-WASTE.

" 28. 10pound - February 11, 2009 6:18 PM
She looks like a shit I took this morning."
HOW ORIGINAL--WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED ON YOUR POWERS OF OBSERVATION, YA FREAK OF NATURE FECALFELIAC. WHY DON'T YOU SHIT OUT THE VIRGIN MARY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? OR SATAN.

" 42. kate - February 11, 2009 8:02 PM
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" 50. Zilly - February 11, 2009 8:28 PM
I just lost 10 lbs in one week. It's not that hard and SHE can afford a personal trainer!"
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. WHO CARES IF YOU'RE DEHYDRATED AND ADDICTED TO COLONICS. NO ONE! TAKE YOUR LAXATIVE-LEAKING ASS OUT OF THE "POUND" CONVERSATION AND QUIT MAKING YOURSELF LOOK GOOD. A POUND OF ACTUAL FAT IS A CALORIC DEFICIT OF 3,500 CALORIES--IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PRODUCE A CALORIC DEFICIT OF 350,000 CALORIES IN 7 DAYS. AND EVEN SO, YOUR BODY WOULD BURN MUSCLE, MAKING YOU SOFT AND UGLY. SOFT AND UGLY IS NOTHING TO BOAST ABOUT, YOU MORON.

" 58. Erica - February 11, 2009 10:03 PM
There's nothing wrong with purging. If you've got the self-discipline to do it, why wait forever to lose weight? Jessica could drop 15 lbs in 2 weeks if she had the courage."

YOU'RE ALSO A MORON. SEE ABOVE.

" 86. Bluegirl - February 12, 2009 9:32 AM
I can't help but wonder what they're going to do when they marry a lovely girl in her 20's and her tits start to sag and she gets wrinkles, stretch marks, and cellulite in her 40s and 50s. Just sit in the basement and masturbate to teenagers again?"
EXACTLY. GET OVER IT, OR DON'T GET MARRIED. AND WHO ARE YOU, CARRIE BRADSHAW?

" 89. Linda M. - February 12, 2009 11:04 AM
A man who thinks females should look like airbrushed porn magazine females............."
SETTLE FOR LESS, IF THEY'RE NOT HOT ENOUGH, THEN SIT IN THE BASEMENT AND MASTURBATE TO TEENAGERS. HELLO, REALITY!

"Think about it; women get out of shape, but so do men because most Americans are fat. Also many overweight men have problems staying hard because of being fat."
FUNNY. POOR BAR RAFAELI. HAHA! LEONARDO YOU TUBBY FUCK!

Oh, I'll go on a diet! That'll get 'em. jesus, who gives a (*^? Please go away now, we've had more than enough of you.

#89

I'm a guy and I don't like to jerk off to porn. I like to jerk off to hot memories of my ex lovers. I don't need a lover to be perfect, just not fat.

Burn! 100th comment!

I used to hate Jessica Simpson... but I had a dream last night that we had been lifelong friends. It really weirded me out... but I don't hate her anymore... and she's not fat.

jessica simpson ... and kellie pickler ... are both beautiful! jessica is not fat at all, she is so gorgeous! i don't know what everyone's weight obsession? my guess is most of the people who are ragging on her for being fat are really a lot bigger than she is

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she looks great, happy and healthy to me.

I'm sick of people making assumptions that all Americans are over weight when really we have all different shapes and sizes in our country. We even have those sickly thin types too, believe it or not. We have people of normal weight as well. Assuming that all Americans are obese is like assuming that all Brits have bad teeth. I don't think Jessica is fat, if she is fat, I'd hate to see what people's definition of just right is. Our society, the whole world for that matter, concentrates too much on weight. That's why we have all these people with eating disorders. Jessica is curvy like Selma Hayek yet I don't see anyone saying that she is fat. Yeah, Jessica put on a few pounds, but I think it's likely due to the fact that she had to work out like crazy for her role in Dukes of Hazard to be in a bikini. Then when she stopped working out like crazy, she started to put on weight. When you exercise and stretch your skin and get muscles and then you stop working out it turns to fat. People have just got so used to seeing Jessica have a very toned body so when she put on a few pounds it was a bit shocking. However, she is not fat and I'm sick of hearing that she is. Her clothes choices sure do not help matters though. It is so unfair to say she is fat just because she is curvy. What is wrong with being curvy? Beyonce is curvy is she fat too? If Jessica wasn't a celebrity no one would be saying she was fat, everyone would be saying she looked great. I'm glad to see that at least a few people in Hollywood don't starve themselves for the sake of others. I don't think she should lose 20 lbs though, that's too much, it is also like saying that the people that are calling her fat are right. She should just tone up a little and be a role model to young girls. Give them the message that it is okay if you are not a stick figure and have a little meat on your bones. Tell them that you don't have to be a size 0 and flaunt around in bikinis to be beautiful. If she loses the weight then all she is doing is agreeing with the stupid people that say she's fat and also helping to prove that you do have to be super thin to be pretty star.

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Huh, I thought Julianne Hough was Carrie Underwood. Wouldn't THAT be awkward.

Jess should get a shirt that says "Real Girls Eat Their Feelings".

#97

you are in desperate need of sex.

She looks terrible recently! Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire celebrity dating club '^^^^^^^m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m ^^^^^^^' not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.

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I just watched this moment on video and her hips weren't THAT wide. NOT at all!

Lame guys...very lame.