Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony still married
In a blatant effort to shoot down rumors they were divorcing on Valentine's Day, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were photographed extensively in public this weekend. And, wow, thank God. Because I don't know about you, but I've been curled up under my desk with my fingers crossed these two stay together. Who wants to live in a world where Jennifer Lopez weasels out of her deal with Satan and gets to leave Marc Anthony? Seriously.

Reader Comments
1. AteIsEnough - February 16, 2009 11:10 AM
1st, thank you very much!
2. Jrz - February 16, 2009 11:10 AM
What the fuck kind of face is he making in that picture? It's like part disgust, part constipation.
3. faventedeo - February 16, 2009 11:23 AM
Marc Anthony looks like an alien from Mars Attacks.
4. MustangSally - February 16, 2009 11:28 AM
nice!
another stripper mom
i wonder where this one keeps her pole...
5. todders - February 16, 2009 11:31 AM
In other news, who cares?
Check out this hilarious video about the Girls Gone Wild PORNO BAILOUT (but watch out for the dude with the 'stache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
6. Lowlands - February 16, 2009 11:32 AM
They're both devoted catholics,so. . . I'll guess they stay together.
7. timmy the dying boy - February 16, 2009 11:33 AM
He looks like an old lesbian. Much more of this and they're going to morph into Liza and David.
8. Victoria - February 16, 2009 11:35 AM
Weird way of holding hands. They're not actually holding hands at all. Shows lack of commitment on both sides.
9. mztry - February 16, 2009 11:49 AM
I think the palm to palm thing is romantic!
10. gerard Vandenberg - February 16, 2009 11:55 AM
looking at his face, HE ISN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER, folks!!
11. Father Time - February 16, 2009 11:58 AM
Jennifer sure is looking like a granny more and more with each passing day. Having that baby was a terrible mistake. She should have adopted a beautiful Russian baby!
12. feckless - February 16, 2009 12:06 PM
I was looking at his teeth and wondering if he is English?
13. sin - February 16, 2009 12:16 PM
That dude has AIDS.
14. Savalas - February 16, 2009 12:43 PM
The both look like clowns
15. WHAT A BUNCH OF SILLY COMMENTS - February 16, 2009 12:46 PM
Can it get more racist than this?
16. renalover34 - February 16, 2009 12:57 PM
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17. Darth - February 16, 2009 12:57 PM
I think they are still married because they're touching eachother's hands.And they do their best for a cheesy face.
18. http://www.popduds.com (now open) - February 16, 2009 12:58 PM
marc anthony is crazy weird looking
19. martiniman - February 16, 2009 1:08 PM
she looks ugly
20. average bloke - February 16, 2009 1:32 PM
When guys like this guy and Seal marry hot chicks, it gives all of us average blokes a chance!
21. Do FreeBird - February 16, 2009 2:41 PM
Hey, who dug up RIcky RIcardo's grave?
22. scalpel head - February 16, 2009 3:32 PM
What did she do to her face??????? She doesn't even look the same. No wonder we haven't seen her in a month- she's been recovering from yet another plastic surgery. Ugh.
23. Repentant Sinner - February 16, 2009 4:06 PM
FAKE!!! You can tell it's photoshop because they're holding hands. DUH
24. Mike - February 16, 2009 4:13 PM
21. Do FreeBird - February 16, 2009 2:41 PM
Hey, who dug up RIcky RIcardo's grave?
Its either that or he's on the concentration camp diet plan
25. Ben - February 16, 2009 4:37 PM
Even in the marginally interesting world of celebrity gossip, WHO CARES?!?! At this point, it's even a stretch to still call them celebrities. Honestly, when was the last time either of these self absorbed ass-clowns did anything of note?
And 15, lighten up and learn what racism means. What, begin something other than white makes you exempt from criticism??
26. Spenceer - February 16, 2009 6:29 PM
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
27. Ein - February 16, 2009 8:22 PM
El Skeletor wants to ditch her for Heman.
28. Tom K - February 16, 2009 9:29 PM
I can't stand these two dirty Puerto Ricans from New York and those ugly gremlins they call kids!
Nothing against the real ones from Puerto Rico, I just have a problem with the ghetto "Nuyoricans", the ones that try to copy ghetto black people and can't speak either english or spanish.
29. chuck - February 16, 2009 9:55 PM
my precioussssssssssssss
30. fashionvictim - February 16, 2009 10:00 PM
So carrying around a red jelly vibrator proves the HAWT is still in their romance?
31. Pilatunes - February 16, 2009 10:38 PM
March, George A Romero called, he needs an extra and wants to know if you are available.
32. STINK - February 16, 2009 10:59 PM
That first pic looks like a bad Photoshop. Daisy?
33. RaraAvis - February 16, 2009 11:49 PM
He's morphing into Don Knotts...
34. Courtyardpigeon - February 17, 2009 12:49 AM
WTF is up with the first photo? When did her husband die?
35. Cruella Deville is a bitch! - February 17, 2009 1:46 AM
i see the bitch is still torturing animals for fur. can't stand that no talent pig! http://www.jlodown.com/
36. Anthony - February 17, 2009 4:34 AM
Are they in a science-fiction movie or... no... that's not real?
37. hahahah - February 17, 2009 4:37 AM
that dude has the most terrible fake smile ive ever seen. he does not know how to hide a frown. poor loser.
38. YUCK - February 17, 2009 8:12 AM
LOL...LOOK AT HER FROZEN EXPRESSION. BOTOX ANYONE?
39. filmloversdate - February 17, 2009 9:05 AM
I wonder why they would be divorcing. She just gave birth. Maybe it is post-partum stuff - filmloversdate.com
40. sin - February 17, 2009 10:19 AM
Notice they are not really touching. He looks like he has AIDS and she is afraid to touch him.
41. vivian - February 17, 2009 12:12 PM
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42. Banquo - February 17, 2009 12:49 PM
Marc Antony is the love child of Adam Ant and Steve Buscemi
43. The JLo Spot - February 18, 2009 6:44 PM
At least Jen and her babies look beautiful.
The JLo Spot
http://jenniferlopezthejlospot.blogspot.com/
44. Pilatunes - February 18, 2009 11:24 PM
It suddenly hit me....Marc is the guy that got punished for 'sloth' in the movie Se7en. Phew, glad I finally figured that out.
45. Markus - February 23, 2009 8:30 AM
NO WAY!
She's posing with a wax figure!