Holly Madison makes smartest decision of her life

Que s-m-r-t.

Yawn!!................who are these two tards?

I´m happy for her. Wish she would find someone who can realize all of her dreams with. Hopefully young and that loves her so much that would want the best for her. I think she´s nice and got blindsided by a father figure in the past.

She'd be prettier with blue eyes. Brown eyes are ugly.

Ha! Chris Angel was out-manned by a 90 year old dude. Apperantly he couldn't fill the void left by old man cock.

How sad is Chris Angel?

Cris Angel is not going to take care of you like Hef did...you snooze you loose!
-Her chest look superb!!!

Wow, no longer with Chris 'douche bag' Angel - she's smarter than we all thought!

She must have gotten pissed when he couldn't make dick appear between his legs...

#4 - Her eyes would be prettier if she were staring up at me from her knees.

Does he get those rings from a cereal box?

Angel performs in the city of sin.
Do you really think he wanted to be tied down to a gold-digger has-been?

The party is officially over, Holly.

ATTN, PAULY SHORE!

She's all warmed up for ya!

Everybody makes mistakes and goes SLUMMING at some point. Then they are like "Whoa, what the fuck was I thinking!?"

Thankfully she realized this before the douche knocked her up!

Run Holly, RUN! And for God sakes don't look back...

That chick is hideous. Thin lips, caked in makeup, fake tits. Criss Angel can have her (too bad he's gay).

#4- brown eyes are ugly????? Are you serious?????

Nice cross between her breasts. People are idiots for embellishing murder weapons and wearing them around their necks. If Christ had been hung by a noose would people hang gold and diamond nooses around their necks?????

I dont understand how ANYONE feels sorry for her. First off she was only with Hef for the cash lets be real now. Second she thought Playboy was going under faster than it was and made a play for another rich guy she could sink herself into. I dont give sob stories to gold diggers and that's all any of those women in Hef's life are. WAKE UP!!

My GOD! He is so.........DOUCHE! It's mind-blowing. Cris Angel you fucking tool!!!!

The illusion of him having balls wore off.

Please God, if you are there, can this be the last time I EVER have to hear this retarded magicians name?

Unless it's: Criss Angel raped to death by gigantic apes on stage: No one called the police during the 42 hour ordeal.

#14 - That's weird, because Massa' wears a douche around his neck.

#17 - JRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZ!!!

i bet criss "hot topic" angel is out pity shopping for bracelets and necklaces right now.

in other news: stock at claire's went up two points today.

Hahahahahahaha! That's awesome. FUCK Criss Angel and his stupid childish magic tricks.

Oops, I meant #16 - JRRRRRZ!!, but #17 is pretty fucking funny...

Does that mean she has to get a real job like everyone else and give up being a gold digging whore? lets face it she's been supported by Hef for like the past five years, whoring is all she knows, she gives a bad name to women everywhere who are actually going to college and want a real career when all she has to do to be supported is spread her legs and has no intention of ever getting a real job

Hey, Criss, I hear Siegfried and Roy have a tiger that wants to get back into show biz.

yes brown eyes are borin' and r not sexy in the least...or ever

you also can't trust brown eyed ppl thier full of shit...that's the majority of the population and you can say it's not a safer assumption than throwing trust to the wind !

Maybe she could get into insurance sales?

I'd hit it.

Not Angel. The other one.

can't **

#14
Yeah I think brown eyes are ugly. What do you care? Wanna go out with me but since I don't like eyes the color of tree bark you don't have a chance? Didn't think so.
Her breasts are lovely, & I love her tiny little waist.

re: darkwing duck - hush up. i bet your eyes are super dark and u are just self-hating. everyone knows darker are more soulful. go take off your colored contacts and eat my s**8.

They are so hot, and recently they always appeared on a hot club
____T a l l h u b . c o m____,they are welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

She has good boobs.

Kels-
It's nice of you to assume you know what I look like but you don't. Feel free to discuss this amongst yourself. It's nice because I can say that the only good brown eye is the one in your big fat ass. That way no one has to look at your pancake tits & fat face. See, isn't assuming things fun?

All she's doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of,

That's so sad! Whatever happened to the job she held while in the Mansion? Remember? She was working as a... Working at a...

Oh.

I'd hit her

She'll fucking end up with David Spade. The skinny little bastard gets more ass than a toilet seat....

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So, she was exposed as a vapid whore with fake tits and bottle blond hair.

I'd sodomize her.

Look at the bright side. If a douche bag like him has a shot with her all us schmucks do.

WHO IS SHE?????

oh oh oh look up Hugh Hefner doesn't even remember her haha

RIIIIIIIIIICH!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
Hey, guess what....I got my promotion finally!!!!

"All she's doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of"

She, like many so called celebrities (i.e. Paris Hilton, Hills stars), don't know what its like to have a real job and work hard for things. Holly will end up with another celebrity because she won't know what to do without the money and lifestyle he provides her.

As for the other so called celebrities, they think getting paid to go to clubs and design fashion lines is hard work, but they didn't have to do any of the tough work that actually get normal people to that point. They're fake and losers.

Think Two and a Half Men Theme Music:

douche douche douche Da douche Da douche douche douche,

douche douche douche douche da doosh

doo DA doo doo doo doo douche

aaaaa doooooooooooouche.....

She can always come back to Hooters. It's got to one of the few places still hiring people.

Big boobs,blond hair and an arched back aren't a guarantee for a long term relationship anymore folks.It's pretty handy although.

I guess whe realized Chris Angel is a giganctic DOUCHE BAG.

I think this is what they called karma. Even though considering a future that included children with Hef unrealistic, you just don't end a relationship like she did and not earn a few bad karma points.

#40 - Congrats Jrz! Does that give you the power to beat Cris Angel to death with Cisco Adler's balls?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Rich!
It allows me to beat ACW with Cris Angel's gay chain AND Cisco Adler's balls.

Apparently honkers aren't indicative of penis size.

lol...really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __T all mingle Co M___, do you hear this before?

Hold the fuck on!!

She had a real job to speak of before she met this assbag?

what was it? Oh thats right, she changed Hue's diapers. My bad

havoc, that's some funny shit. Spade and the rebound tang.

I can't believe he's wearing that many rings................

queer.

She is gorgeous though.

They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on
_____ Millionaire Romances com____, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

I'm back in the picture now, folks?

It sounds to me like she wanted money while hanging out at his shows with 'no legitimate real job'.

These playboy hoes get paid for their 'appearances' at clubs and what not.
Chris was not paying her - is what I read between the lines.

Now she can free to work at the Bunny Ranch.