Feb 9 2009Gwyneth Paltrow is sparkly
Gwyneth Paltrow attended Jay-Z's post-Grammy bash at Katsuya last night where I'm going to correctly assume she said a bunch of insipid stuff in a British accent:
JAY-Z: That's a lovely outfit.
GWYNETH: Why thank you. It behooved me to dress accordingly for your American Hip-Hop soiree. I'm quite the "Ho for sure," aren't I? A ha ha ha.
JAY-Z: .... Okay, for real, who invited Gwyneth Paltrow?
CHRIS MARTIN: Not me!
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. mimi - February 9, 2009 3:47 PM
I loves her! Pray for Amy!
2. First - February 9, 2009 3:48 PM
First MIMI.
3. tired of her old legs - February 9, 2009 3:50 PM
why does this fuck tart always insist on wearing short dresses to show off her aging legs? Oh I get it, she is trying to make us forget she has an ugly face
4. DON COLONIC - February 9, 2009 3:51 PM
Another hollywood plain ass old jane.
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5. ooohhhh ahhhh - February 9, 2009 3:53 PM
i LOVE this outfit.
6. California Red - February 9, 2009 3:54 PM
wasn't that clever last night when she introduced Radiohead? The inside joke was that she was calling Radiohead an influential band and not her hubby's. Ha ha.
Watching Gwenyth speaking made me wish Kate Bekensale had introduced all the acts.
7. Savalas - February 9, 2009 3:55 PM
She looks like a tired, old spinster schoolteacher.
Bake me a pie, you old hag!
8. Danklin24 - February 9, 2009 4:08 PM
That doesnt look like Gwyneth at all. weird.
9. Danklin24 - February 9, 2009 4:09 PM
#3 you're an idtiot. Gwyneth Paltrow is gorgeous. Your taste in women sucks.
10. Salla - February 9, 2009 4:14 PM
Love that dress! <3
11. Jrz - February 9, 2009 4:14 PM
She looks stupid.
And old.
12. Danklin24 - February 9, 2009 4:14 PM
If there is a woman out there who can stop me from having sex with men it 's Gwyneth.
13. Dunk my donuts - February 9, 2009 4:15 PM
#9 let me guess, you think Madonna is a hot piece of ass too?
you fucking Necrophiliac
14. lisa - February 9, 2009 4:15 PM
agree with #11
15. Geoff - February 9, 2009 4:17 PM
Solid Gold Middle Aged Disco Tranny!
16. p0nk - February 9, 2009 4:18 PM
do all brits think looking like a disco ball is still in?
17. Hags should live in caves - February 9, 2009 4:19 PM
She looks old now. The luster is gone. She has pretty hair. Other than that she is nothing, skinny legs. Pinched butter face. Her best days are gone. Bye bye old woman.
18. pistola - February 9, 2009 4:21 PM
i don't like this outfit... but she is one of the few classy celebs, so i'll leave it alone.
19. crackface - February 9, 2009 4:32 PM
She's beautiful, but I think her cousin is way more breath-taking.
20. Gwennie Poo - February 9, 2009 4:39 PM
Why would anyone hate me??
Oh, right, because I'm plain Jane elitist with no ass and a crap attitude. Did I get it right??
21. TortillaFlotilla - February 9, 2009 4:50 PM
#20 - don't mind these weenies! You're obviously a nice person, smart, and real. And yes, hot.
22. hourglass - February 9, 2009 5:11 PM
looks very old.
23. Mal Gusto - February 9, 2009 5:11 PM
That outfit is AWFULL!!! That it is on Paltrow is even worse.
Oh yeah....ColdPlay blows!
24. hm - February 9, 2009 5:12 PM
that's so weird because i just watched shallow hal this morning.
25. sarasa - February 9, 2009 5:17 PM
This woman has all the same properties as water: insipid, colorless, flavorless
26. Russ - February 9, 2009 5:29 PM
Old granny.
27. Lispy Larry, the video artist - February 9, 2009 5:33 PM
Where'sth ya titsth, thsweetie?
28. nananana ne - February 9, 2009 5:33 PM
I am glad the majority of us can agree that the bitch is boooooooring loooking...
29. FRIST!!! - February 9, 2009 5:36 PM
#23, your spelling is awful
#26 best looking gramma I ever saw
#28 your name is boring..
30. eastern european - February 9, 2009 5:43 PM
I can't stand her, she has one of those faces when no matter how much makeup you apply it still looks absolutely plain and lifeless. Without makeup however it's plain ugly
31. lola - February 9, 2009 5:44 PM
She is beautiful naturally and takes great care of herself. Maybe she could gain 1 or 2 pounds, but you cannot deny this. Sorry you buy into the corporate media's advertisements of a "woman" as the perpetual young girl, slathered in makeup, perfect breasts, tall, skinny, with perfect skin "woman." Wrinkles come with respect for men, and they do for women to IMHO.
These companies are trying to sell you their products and services that are unnecessary, while taking out the joys of being a woman. Love yourself now no matter what, not waiting for whatever you will be in the future.
32. lola - February 9, 2009 5:45 PM
..AND THAT DOES NOT mean to eat yourself into obesity either!
33. Nick L - February 9, 2009 5:59 PM
I've decided to beat off to the Jessica Simpson pics instead.
34. shanex - February 9, 2009 6:12 PM
I didn't realize fetish shoes came in men's sizes.
35. mz - February 9, 2009 6:19 PM
Congrats to Coldplay for winning a grammy for Joe Satriani. It's obvious that Gwyneth is as beautiful as Coldplay is talented.
36. edamame - February 9, 2009 6:35 PM
Oh, that fucking RED STRING!
She is actually turning into Madonna, Jr.
(and her husband dresses like a more flamboyant Paula Poundstone)
37. OZ - February 9, 2009 6:37 PM
I always knew the Tim Man was married.
38. edamame - February 9, 2009 6:39 PM
At first, I was like, "What's Morris Day doing hanging out with Gwyneth?!" and then I realized it's Jay-Z. The guy's expression (behind Jay-Z) is exactly the face I'd make.
39. Linda - February 9, 2009 6:42 PM
She's just an old, dried-up has-been, and her earrings look like centapeedes. I think, I'm going to vomit.
40. gdj - February 9, 2009 6:43 PM
this old hag can act at least.. it's what most other dolls we see on stage can't.
so ask for talented actresses on stage/screen and send the bimbos to naughtyamerica pls
41. Binky - February 9, 2009 6:57 PM
I hope Gwen had an ok time there but -
the last time I visited 'Katsuya' - I noticed there was some hair on the sushi.
42. Cliff Notes - February 9, 2009 7:01 PM
Cliff Notes : # 41 You did learn a lot of Japanese though.
Binky : Mushi Mushi ?
43. Death whispers into Paltrow's ear - February 9, 2009 7:07 PM
Gwyneth wtf kinda name is that? Anyway, she is now an old person. You look old you are old. It's really simple.
No lips, no legs, no ass, no tits. She has nothing.
Except wrinkles. I'll give her that, the elderly stankin cunt.
44. Tom K - February 9, 2009 7:12 PM
Jay-Z is so ugly! He looks like Joe Camel!!! What the fuck was Beyonce thinking marrying that ugly ape looking man/ At least he doesn't beat her ass like Chris Brown did to Rihanna.
Disturbia!!!! Disturbia!!!!!!!! LMAO
45. Queefer Bukakke - February 9, 2009 7:46 PM
I'd totally spend some time inside her if given the chance. As long as she wore a locking ballgag so I didn't have to listen to her.
46. kate - February 9, 2009 7:54 PM
She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!
47. Sushi - February 9, 2009 8:05 PM
She is HOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
90% more attractive than these very young bitches.
48. 1moreidiotintheworld - February 9, 2009 8:49 PM
Gangly old-ass inbred looking puke stain of a dried up has-been cunt. You fucking idiots that think she looks good need to go climb a tall building and fly.
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50. K - February 9, 2009 9:33 PM
Excellent commentary between Gwyneth and Jay-Z! LOL
51. auntmarie - February 9, 2009 9:47 PM
arigato miina! ^_^
52. Brandon - February 9, 2009 10:26 PM
She's an average actress, and she's busted as fuck. It's people like her and Nick Cage whose careers I just cannot understand.
53. Christine - February 9, 2009 10:39 PM
see... the problem is that most of you are poor and ugly people who probably work in desk jobs and will never be significant... so it makes you feel better to pick on women like Gwyneth Paltrow.
So sad...but if it makes your middle-cream lives feel better, then so be it.
54. Facially scarred fat slob with HIV and rejected sissy - February 9, 2009 10:49 PM
Christine, I am not sure who is the bigger loser - the ugly freaks like me or the pathetic ones like you who defend rich and famous types that don't waste their time reading our drivel. And who are you to deprive outcasts like us the only pleasure this life gives us? We are social lepers get used to it or get used.
Doing anything friday night?
55. gerard Vandenberg - February 9, 2009 11:24 PM
We have a PANIC-SITUATION here, folks!!
56. sushi - February 9, 2009 11:40 PM
This bitch is such a fugly fuckpig. i can't fucking stand her.
57. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time - February 10, 2009 12:12 AM
She looks nigger old
58. friendlyfires - February 10, 2009 1:54 AM
Seriously, didn't we all see her publicly dis Coldplay and give props for Radiohead? How bad does she want to cut loose from Chris Martin?
59. Fred - February 10, 2009 6:07 AM
I wonder if one of those fine black gentleman buttsechsed her,pissed on her,or both?
60. Narcissist - February 10, 2009 6:49 AM
Um...yuck.
Zooey Daschanelwhatever might get away with this stuff, but not G.P. the wilted bland wallflower here.
61. Plato Meat - February 10, 2009 7:22 AM
I fuckin knew she'd drivel kiss-ass, insipid shit whilst introducing Radiohead. And she delivered. Except it was even more vomit-inducing than I could've imagined.
Ugh.
62. Insatiable Peter - February 10, 2009 8:19 AM
The only reason I gave a shit about the Grammys this year was b/c of Radiohead and who has to fucking introduce them? Gwyneth "An-tony" Paltrow. Hate this pompous bitch. Has a family full of celebs and acts like she did it all on her own ...That movie Seven had an appropriate ending.
63. belowitall - February 10, 2009 8:28 AM
she is in full on morph to blythe mode
64. RichPort's Ghost - February 10, 2009 8:37 AM
Ever since Mischa Barton showed up, I find myself missing the old drugged up, fashionless Gwenyth Paltrow.
65. Nigger President = Hairless Ape - February 10, 2009 9:44 AM
She's a disgusting troll and what's with the porch monkey in the last picture?
66. scott - February 10, 2009 9:49 AM
She kinda looks like Blythe Danner. Oh, wait...
67. Beeeee nice! - February 10, 2009 11:04 AM
I think she looks lovely.
#65, go spread your racist garbage elsewhere. Nobody appreciates it on here.
68. Jen - February 10, 2009 11:06 AM
Is everyone kidding?
She is absolutely gorgeous. She has one of the most perfect faces in the world and she works HARD for that body. I find it funny that people think she's stuck-up when actually, she just has a fantastic life and wants people to know it. lol. Maybe that IS stuck-up, but who gives a shit? She has everything, and she knows it.
69. Insatiable Peter - February 10, 2009 1:38 PM
It's hard for Hos to be humble and have humility, as they're too busy leaching off the charisma and achievements of their significant other. Since she calls Steven Spielberg her uncle, I would also say that pretty much negates her Oscar win as an achievement of her own. Brad Pitt was a genius to dump this bitch.
The racists and 68 need to be hit with their own pimp.
70. Insatiable Peter - February 10, 2009 1:41 PM
54 knows what's up
71. Salmon - February 10, 2009 2:09 PM
THICK ANCKLES(second last pic)
That Face is OLD and PLAIN
72. justifiable - February 10, 2009 4:40 PM
Wow, platinum support hose makes yet another sad appearance. Coupled with what appears to be my great-aunt's cardie and recycled tinsel garlands off the tree.
73. Chelle - February 10, 2009 5:45 PM
I am dismayed by this outfit.
We have a dress clearly meant for a younger woman, someone about 18-20 years old, preferably worn during the holiday season, as it has Christmas tree tinsel trimming the skirt.
We have clunky shoes that should have been left in their box. At the shoe store.
And those tights? They are just so ugly, not to mention that sweater, which seems to be something Gwyneth borrowed from her granny's closet. Or maybe from Mr. Rogers?
The handbag is cute.
Gwyneth looks....tired. A little old.
74. sin - February 11, 2009 5:59 AM
She better run. Jayz has already made a fist(see pic) and is gonna go chris brown on her. Next time she gets invited to a party hosted by a black man she better expect to give him some ass or get that ass beat. Its that or he got sick of her forced accent. If its the accent thing, wail away.
75. hater - February 12, 2009 6:49 AM
OMG, she has ET hands...gross. I hate the pretentious bitch. Please go away Fishsticks...NOBODY wants to see or listen to you!
76. larry jones - February 12, 2009 3:11 PM
Whats that on her arm? Is she morphing into a Mega-Zord?