Feb 27 2009Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get married
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady quietly wed at St. Monica Church in Santa Monica Thursday, according to Us Magazine:
The ceremony -- which began at dusk -- was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady's son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as "a simple ceremony...I don't like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.")
Oh, awesome. The child whose pregnant mother Tom Brady bailed on to bang Gisele was there. Because that's not a bad omen or anything.
No offense to the kid.

Reader Comments
1. g_girl - February 27, 2009 10:36 AM
he is superattractive.
2. Wyrm - February 27, 2009 10:36 AM
As a wedding present the Patriots traded him to the Raiders for a couple draft picks, a goat and a can of cheese whiz.
3. dooley - February 27, 2009 10:36 AM
If I were a dork I would try for "FIRST" - so I won't.
4. g_girl - February 27, 2009 10:37 AM
lucy, go kill yourself for me, ok?
5. dooley - February 27, 2009 10:39 AM
g_girl, I sure want to stay on your good side.
6. tracy23 - February 27, 2009 10:40 AM
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
7. RichPort's Ghost - February 27, 2009 10:41 AM
I'm sure these gentlemen are pleased at their nuptuals, but I suspect someone failed to remind them of Prop 8...
8. Gene - February 27, 2009 10:43 AM
He dumped her before he knew she was pregnant, why does everyone gloss over this point. It's common knowledge that Bridget was trying to trap TB. :^(
9. Wyrm - February 27, 2009 10:44 AM
#7-- Hahaha Rich...good one.
10. Darth - February 27, 2009 10:44 AM
Holy crap,that pants fits her like a second skin! That's why she's probably a model,no shit! I wish them the best ofcourse.
11. coach - February 27, 2009 10:47 AM
says his son by his ex was there, not his ex.
12. nipolian - February 27, 2009 10:54 AM
If you look at the last pic, it looks like he is pulling her around by her camel toe.
13. Darth - February 27, 2009 10:57 AM
I hope Tom Brady has some knowledge of the Spanish language.
14. makid4 - February 27, 2009 10:59 AM
His face is 60% forehead, and she has an adam's apple the size of texas and most likely the junk to match. I thought they just made this illegal in CA?
15. hark - February 27, 2009 11:03 AM
wow,nice
16. kamiler - February 27, 2009 11:04 AM
she is so beautiful and lovely. every time i signed in"C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M"and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....they are picky, but they like her too.
17. jrz - February 27, 2009 11:09 AM
That's a dude. You can't tell me that ain't a dude.
18. RichPort's Ghost - February 27, 2009 11:16 AM
#1 - Be more specific, there are two guys in that picture, and they'd both be candy in prison...
#17 - He has nice implants, right?
19. ROUGH DADDY - February 27, 2009 11:30 AM
Dopey "Darth" its Portuguese not Spanish...
20. Bridget - February 27, 2009 11:31 AM
@ #12 - the move Tom is pulling in Picture number 4 is referred to as "The Muff Cuff"....I wouldn't recommend trying it unless you are Tom Brady
21. Joe - February 27, 2009 11:38 AM
Hey #13, Gisele is Brazilian, and they speak PORTUGUESE in Brazil you fucking idiot.
22. sote - February 27, 2009 11:40 AM
@8. Gene. Nuh uh! He did leave her when she was pregnant, the boy doesn't even have Tom's last name, why would she do that if she wanted to trap him? She did that coz he's a prick and she didn't want him around the child.
23. mamamiasweetpeaches - February 27, 2009 11:41 AM
Some people...no matter how 'hot' they are...should never ever ever wear their hair puleld back like that. Totally unflattering. Gives me a whole Olive Oyl vibe.
Whats that mark on her arm anyway? Brusie? Heroine scar? Tattoo???
24. RichPort Ghost's 2" pecker - February 27, 2009 12:00 PM
RichPort's Ghost, just admit that you (not so secretly) wish you were ramming your 2" flaccid pecker in Brady's bunghole. You closeted bigot cocksucker.
25. Darth - February 27, 2009 12:11 PM
I would love to spend a night alone with Tom
26. Valerie - February 27, 2009 12:13 PM
Whoa I had no idea Tom Brady was so hot! Once again, a nice sight between my legs--LICK IT! :P
27. mimi - February 27, 2009 12:15 PM
Super Bowl? He can lick my Super Hole!
28. Darth - February 27, 2009 12:16 PM
Valerie #26 oh how naughty.... we shall fight for him
29. Massa' - February 27, 2009 12:35 PM
@24 "closeted bigot cocksucker"? I resemble that remarkkk!
30. RichPort's Ghost - February 27, 2009 12:43 PM
#24 - Ok, let's break your comment down (puts on glasses)...
A flacid penis couldn't really "ram" anything, now could it? That would be like beating someone to death with a wet piece of linguini... Now, let's couple that with your lack of an identifiiable moniker, which of course serves to highlight your pussiness... "you closeted bigot cocksucker" is an interesting indictment from a random fuck who has just fantasized about a complete stranger sodomizing a quarterback... hmmm... my analysis is that you comment misses funniness, cleverness, and originality, but soars in both douchiness and extreme FAIL. So sad...
31. Darth - February 27, 2009 12:46 PM
All i can say is Tom - Yummy
32. chedda - February 27, 2009 12:46 PM
Rich, I do believe I'm crushin' on you. *sigh* I think it's the glasses?
33. selinawang - February 27, 2009 1:05 PM
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
34. chedda - February 27, 2009 1:17 PM
# 33
Haaahahaa
nice one, Selling-a-wang. You got a sister Anita?
p.s. your still a waste of space. :(
35. PunkA - February 27, 2009 1:17 PM
Damn, Giselle, you just got married. So why the long face??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I expect their kids to look like little mustangs when born, then perhaps to a thoroughbred in the teen years. Then a stallion like mom later in life. Horseface all the way, though.
36. chedda - February 27, 2009 1:20 PM
*you're
37. RichPort's Ghost - February 27, 2009 1:30 PM
#35 - HAHAHAHA... I swear this Giselle dude makes an ugly lady...
38. Matt Cassell - February 27, 2009 1:52 PM
I give Stork Boy and Spider Monkey Woman two years tops! I should be the starting QB by then.
39. Blah Girls! - February 27, 2009 1:56 PM
WOW they make the most beautiful couple EVER!
40. nah - February 27, 2009 2:10 PM
can't wait till they have kids, the brady bundch returns to tv
41. Apes in the white house - February 27, 2009 2:49 PM
@33
Your site sucks. None of the chicks on there are near as purty as my sister. And she don't charge as much as they do, neither-- she takes care of me for a six pack and some smokes. b'sides, she can take out her top dentures and do me reaaaal nice. Your gals still have some of their doggone teeth left, and that shit don't feel too good on yer pecker.
42. lola - February 27, 2009 2:49 PM
They are both successful and obviously take good care of themselves. They are probably super conceited, but who am I to judge? I am happy for them and I hope it lasts
43. -- - February 27, 2009 2:54 PM
^^^^
lola = twat
44. morgan - February 27, 2009 3:51 PM
# 13 - Lol you idiot, they speak portugese in Brazil.
Damn... Gisele's taken for good, I was JUST about to make my move.
45. mai-tai - February 27, 2009 4:56 PM
#1 - are you serious? Is it me or does he sometimes look extra sheisty (like sitting in a parked van waiting for a school bus sheisty)? Not attractive anymore - bleh.
46. kutikittikat - February 27, 2009 10:35 PM
i would marry her for that ass alone.
47. gerard Vandenberg - February 28, 2009 12:00 AM
COM' ON GIRLS, nail this sucker!!
48. Ossim-X - February 28, 2009 7:05 AM
Very funny. But that quote doesn't say Bridget Moynahan was there, just that his son that he had with her was there.
Don't mean to be nitpicky, but it would annoy me if I didn't say something.
49. marketingwiz - February 28, 2009 1:33 PM
I've read on other blogs that Bridget Moynihan was there, too. How weird is that?
50. amber - February 28, 2009 5:42 PM
Could the same picture be posted anymore!!!
51. truth - March 1, 2009 2:38 AM
everyone knows Bridget and Tom's relationship was in the shitter, Bridget wanted a kid and he didn't. so she decided to pull the goalie on Tom and have her kid by him anyway.
52. devilsrain - March 1, 2009 12:54 PM
This guy has some bad karma coming his way
53. Emilia - March 2, 2009 2:29 AM
Spanish/Portuguese, is so close it's about the same language, Ispeak Portuguese and I can always communicate well the Spanish
54. Emilia - March 2, 2009 2:29 AM
Spanish/Portuguese, is so close it's about the same language, Ispeak Portuguese and I can always communicate well the Spanish
55. Emilia - March 2, 2009 2:29 AM
Spanish/Portuguese, is so close it's about the same language, Ispeak Portuguese and I can always communicate well with the Spanish
56. Francesca - March 8, 2009 4:09 AM
Isn't gay marriage illegal in CA.?
A plastic surgeon really needs to shave down that tranny's chin. Damn that is an unflattering angle, but just about every angle is unflattering on Giselle!
57. Francesca - March 8, 2009 4:11 AM
"I would marry her for that ass alone."
Uh what ass?!! Giselle has the flat ass of an underweight white man.
58. bluetooth headsets - December 23, 2009 8:01 AM
Congratulations to the Bradys! I can’t wait to see what this little boy looks like and I really can’t wait to hear his name!
Glad everyone is well, congrats again!