Feb 4 2009David & Victoria Beckham leaving America?

Good for them. MLS is utter garbage soccer. He belongs where people care about it.

I don't believe they actually have sex. Why? Because Mantis-Woman would have eaten Neanderthal Man's head by now if they had.

GOOD RIDDANCE!

I didn't realize he still played soccer. I thought he just wandered around getting his picture taken with that sneering orange cadaver full time. Huh. Well......fuckin.....BYE!

Has anyone EVER seen this woman open her mouth or really smile ? WTF ? I think she feels like she looks ugly if she opens her mouth or smiles; how vain. If that were my only problem ...

Well half of Gervais's wish is coming true at least.

Good, the USA doesn't even support what is the WORLD'S GAME. Because they aren't the best they don't care, he's been playing at his best in italy anyway, so he should move. At least he'll have his huge celebrity following in the fashion capital of the world

Good, the USA doesn't even support what is the WORLD'S GAME. Because they aren't the best they don't care, he's been playing at his best in italy anyway, so he should move. At least he'll have his huge celebrity following in the fashion capital of the world

well, he is a sharp dresser here..

but his futbol belongs in england.

MLS is not even close to internation level.

She looks a bit like Jane Jetson there.

VIc does look a little creepy in these pics. Put on a few pounds please...you were hot in that freakish girl band. What the hell was the name of it??

To see who cries the loudest while kicked in the shin is not a sport.
They should move that entire candy ass league to Italy.

Great... I see every third world douche with a dial up connection is gonna spend this thread telling us why it shouldn't be called "soccer" and why baseball and football are somehow not real sports because it doesn't take 3 hours to score one fucking point. I also expect them to explain why it ain't a real sport unless there's a threat of being stampeded at every fucking venue.

You're goddamn right we don't care. The only soccer I care about is Fabio Cannavaro's body. The rest is just a bunch of Euro douches falling down on the ground crying that someone just kicked 'em in the shins. Shit....NFL players damn near get their necks broken and their back in the game 2 plays later. Fuck you and your faggy fucking soccer...you can keep it and all the homos who play it......'cept for #5.

and by #5 I don't mean Kelley up above, I mean Cannavaro.

Look what we did, Rich.

And I meant to say they're.

So THERE....commence Euro Dump

Dont let the door hit you on the way out. She is completely obnoxious and he hasnt added to his soccer team after signing a huge deal. Buh Bye!

Good. GTFO.

Wait...roll around on the turf clutching your shin for awhile first.

MLS is one of the worst leagues. I'd stay in Milan too, if I was him.

It seems that their marriage is highly dependant on their popularity with the press. They just don’t get that here in LA. Too much competition and few give a crap about soccer. It was inevitable that they would move back to Europe

"Darling, I'm SO very disappointed in our life in America. Why! I haven't seen my beautiful face on a cover of a magazine in AGES! "

"Oh, David, let's go back to Europe!"

What is this "soccer" you speak of?

JRRRRRZ!!!

RICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER
That' what we call it....get over it.

We call it soccer because everytime we see the fucking "sport" we tell our friends to punch you euro bitches...

well, becks belongs in europe, football (yeah, who cares what u call it, it is football! why do you think you can make up a name for something and the rest of the world has to use it, I don't call your football "run for your life with the ball underneath your armpit") is basically non existent in US and they are just starting to develope, it has no value for a player such as becks (who is deffo not the best ever but good anyway) to play in a country where football has no importance. They don't participate in important cups and shit like that, it has no value for him. Being in Milan might assure him a spot in his national team.
Oh and... #14 Fabio is mine!!! Have you seen his ugly wife? can u believe that shit?!

27--his wife is a ginormous pig with a big round head. And I like your idea bout calling our football RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WITH THE BALL UNDERNEATH YOUR ARMPIT. The NRFYLWTBUYAL
And I think we all know Beckham and that morose bitch he married only came to LA for a) $$$ and b) fame, and he only got the $$$. They're fame whores and they can't live not having swarms of paparazzi around them and they just ddin't get it here.

#14 don't critize football dude, when was the last time the entire world participated in a world cup of american football? really? never? and baseball? really? nobody gives a crapp about them except you? Oh I see... hum. Go FOOTBALL!

If you knew anything about the rest of Milan's roster, you'd know he is not going to "take them to the championships". He's playing well with them, but it's not as if he alone all of a sudden made them a good team.

She looks like she had her eyes done recently.

And Beckham can still "bend it." I watched him drill a duck hook from 15 meters the other day for AC Milan and I still can't believe he put it in. He drove it over the wall of defenders, then it dipped sharply and veered left into the top front corner of the goal.

I hate that freaking femmebot!

They couldn't leave fast enough for me.......

Spice Girls. Man, it took me many minutes to remember the name. They were SO memorable!

Here's a clue, Alex....WE DON'T CARE.
I'll type it slower for you in case you had a hard time understanding....WE...DON'T.... CARE.
We don't care if the whole world wants to play our games....we just don't give a fuck.
And when you have a 280 lb. 6'5" motherfucker running after you whose only purpose is to GET BALL you better run for your fucking life. Your 140 lb weenies would get broken into pieces if they ever tried to play even fucking Tiddly Winks with our professional athletes.
And speaking of baseball....I hear it's real big in Japan and the Latin American nations, you fucking tool.

Seriously Alex, America doesn't care if the rest of the world likes our sports. Europeans apparently DO care who likes theirs, however, and that makes you a bunch of crybabies.

PLEASE EUROPE, thae these D-bags back....We hate soccer.

Buh-bye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Buh-bye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

I once knew a dude named Rob who used to come here....he was an Italian guy who was shaped like a Stallion.

Lets face it, Yanks hate 'soccer' and the rest of the world loves it!!! Maybe it's because the USA are rubbish at it and the South Americans are great therefore the Yanks have to say it's a 'gay' sport even though the truth is that they are useless at it!!!
Fact is all over the rest of the world kids are growing up kicking a ball up a wall or out on the beach/ park/ streets whereas the Yanks are doing fuck all wondering why they can't play 'American Football' because they are not 300lbs and 6 foot fuckin'5". Well to be fair , most of them are 300lbs but not in an athletic way!
Girly shoulder pads too!
It's like you grow up having the choice of burgers or steroids! Whereas most 'real' kids in the world are rushing down their dinner so they can go back outside and kick the ball up the wall again!

So is David Beckham going to give back that obscene amount of money LA Galaxy payed him in order to 'play' soccer because if he is not going to wait till the contract ends and he sure did not do a lot of soccer playing while he was here, by right he should give the money back.

David Beckham should just be happy that he found a cushy, easy job that pays extremely well in LA Galaxy because he is past his prime and there are a lot of younger, fresher and a hell a lot better soccer players then him who can easily take his place.

LOL (in a good, non-snarky way) @ 41, and I'm an American.

I'll pair one of our pro football players up with any one of YOUR pro football players ANYDAY in any athletic competition #41...any time.

And before you tell us what our kids are doing, why don't you actually come here and check out the thousands of youth athletic leagues. YOUR kids aren't the only ones who particpate in sports and pick-up games, oh self-righteous one.

And like someone up there said...we just don't care. Do you get that?
Here's a Kleenex you fucking cry baby.

#41 sounds bitter that American children don't have to spear their gazelle for dinner.

Great decision to play in Europe than in US I guess.
European football is so exciting to watch thus better than any football on earth.

guys, you have to understand. I mean, I like american football I think it's powerfull, I like baseball too, I like most sports. I just think it is weird that most americans are really into sports like the rest of the world but you just dont care about a game that is played world wide and results in such a huge deal as the world cup is. You dont know cos you dont care about football but you should see how the entire fucking world gets when it is world cup time, it's nuts. So, I'm not undermining your favourite sports, I'm just puzzled you would not go for one that is such a big deal world wide.

(some) Americans do follow the World Cup. but that's about it.
Look, it's just a preference thing. You don't see us screaming at Europe and Latin Ameria WHY WON'T YOU PLAY AMERICAN FOOTBALL??!!! And that's because it doesn't really bother us if you do or don't. I don't understand why the rest of the world gets so worked up that Americans don't play pro-soccer/futbol like the rest of the world. Why do you all care so much? You hate us so much, why on earth would you want us to play your sports with you?
Live and let live.
HIKE!

Soccer sucks, please take it back to Europe with you.

#41 - You are the fulfillment of my prediction that the eurofarts would start talking smack about real sports. Sure lots of kids in the US are in soccer leagues, but a lot of kids in the US grow out of playing with Legos too.

BUH-BYE!

Soccer's for kiddies over here, ya dopes!

Taking his team to the championships? They have this guy on Milan named Kaka. He's alright.

all of you super-yanks who are so tough, sturdy and stuff .. if you're talking about tough sports, try playing fucking rugby which is played without heavy padding of the whole body. THEN come back and try talking smack 'bout soccer, you pussys.

btw, most of the 280lb 6'5'' ones in your stoopid NFL are black guys. so , usually you are racist fu*cks, trash talking your fellow black citizens but when they're playing football they're alright, guys yeah that's that awesome double standard you're country is plagued with ...

#53 is right about the second part, but he still fails to see soccer as the pussy "sport" it is.

the "he" is a she. but thx RPG. (btw, where are itallionstallion and texas tranny ... )

ever actually tried to play soccer? fouls DO hurt. shins and knees DO get broken.

but who cares for soccer anyway, basketball rules them all :P

"try playing fucking rugby which is played without heavy padding of the whole body. THEN come back and try talking smack 'bout soccer, you pussys. "

Wait.....play rugby....then try to talk shit on ...soccer......Why? What would playing rugby have to do with talking shit on soccer?

FAIL! *hits eject button....watches #53 getting catapulted into the wild blue yonder*

There is a reason soccer is the world's game. All you need is a plot of dirt and a roughly round shaped 'ball' to play. Third-world fun!

The reason soccer isn't popular here in the US is that it is BORING! That, I believe, is the reason behind hooliganism. The game is boring as fuck and the fans have to find some way to entertain themselves.

Okay.....
http://www.hotstovephilly.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/bwest.jpg

VERSUS

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/grant_wahl/05/22/mailbag/p1_kaka2_0515.jpg

at ANYTHING! Running, swimming, football, futbol, figure skating, yoga, darts....who do you think is the better athlete? C'mon....just on physique alone the american football player is WAY more superior to that skinny little boy.

Brian Westbrook vs. a dude named Kaka?
That's too funy.

i can't actually see this nfl player on roids at .... figure skating ? O.o

btw, you thought you were smart by chosing kaka for a comparison, why not this, smart azz you:

http://www.goalvideoz.com/images/players/11933Cristiano_Ronaldo.jpg

Hey, I only chose out of the best in both sports at comparable positions. Cristiano Ronaldo takes it up the ass and is a pretty boy. Fine, Ronaldo vs. Westbrook. My money is still on Westbrook for speed and agility. Ronaldo will definately win in the number of penises he can fit up his ass, though.

#61 fine. you (and many others) seem to fail to understand that you need to be LEAN for soccer in order to be able to run FAST 2x fucking 45 min NON STOP. (soccer world champion thierry henry used to run the 100m in 10, 8 sec).
in football you got to pause the game like every freakin 30 sec, damn. but for this sort of game you need to have a stronger physique.

i don't even know why comparing those two sports as they are totally different.

ps: ronaldo is indeed somewhat faggish.

Darrell Green ran the 40 in 4.09
More recently, Chris Johnson did it in 4.24

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Noooooo don't send them back, we'll do anything. We'll take Madonna back, but this time we won't let her leave! we prooomiiise

.......................................................HALLELUJA!!
(losers enough already in america)

He's a rich nobody in america and she is a washed up joke. Since the cameras don't flash for them over here, they run away with their tails tucked between their legs... #31 "I watched him drill a duck"? Didn't know Bendit and Puketoria had made a sex tape... #41 very true, sad to see these fat americans get winded playing their Wii... I love america but we are hurting our children with so much video game, tv and computer time... and yes soccer is boring...

It's football not soccer to all you ignoramuses who call it soccer. I hoe they dont come back to England, we hate them.

Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I've seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches' with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it's better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
Unless you have the love for the game though then you won't 'get it' .
Call it gay, call it what you want but it'll always be there and it'll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I've seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches' with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it's better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
Unless you have the love for the game though then you won't 'get it' .
Call it gay, call it what you want but it'll always be there and it'll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I've seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches' with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it's better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
Unless you have the love for the game though then you won't 'get it' .
Call it gay, call it what you want but it'll always be there and it'll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I've seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches' with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it's better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
Unless you have the love for the game though then you won't 'get it' .
Call it gay, call it what you want but it'll always be there and it'll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I've seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches' with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it's better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
Unless you have the love for the game though then you won't 'get it' .
Call it gay, call it what you want but it'll always be there and it'll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I've seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches' with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it's better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
Unless you have the love for the game though then you won't 'get it' .
Call it gay, call it what you want but it'll always be there and it'll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

hmm, seems the 'post your comment' button is fucked!!!

At least she doesn't have cheeto dust on all her clothes like the shouldn't-be-celebrities we create in America.

#75 - Did you have to be so horribly wrong six times in a row? In Afghanistan they play a lovely little polo type game that involves riders on horseback tossing a dead goat at one another... Difficult? Sure, but that doesn't make it much of a sport either. If soccer involved some dead animals, we might be more inclined to stop calling you guys eurofarts.

67--speak for yourself....and your own roly-poly, mouth-breathing fucking kids you've spawned.

Getting in on that Superman vs. Mighty Mouse stuff up there.....I'd like to see a match up between the Steelers vs. Italy's Azzurri. Any sport.

and you might want to shut the fuck up....Great Britain's clinical obesity rate has doubled in the last decade and Canada has obesity rates as high as 18% in some provinces alone, like Saskatchewan. Thats a lot of fucking fat people.

I lover her in The Dark Crystal

#77. Well it was first played with a pigs bladder!!! Also it's obvious you've been watching Rambo!!! How many third world countries kids are gonna have access to a horse or goat? Prick!!!
And don't forget that the only reason you Yanks don't run around with a dead animal is you're too bust deep frying it!!!

Does she really need a diamond that big?

Does she really need a diamond that big?

Anyone who complains about how Americans call it soccer is a moron.

The word soccer was invented and used originally by the English.

erm, I think nearly all the words you Yanks use were invented by the English!! The clues in the fuckin' name mate!

Buh-BYE!!

Soccer sucks.

Your wifey is an unfuckable stick.

OH, YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST HOPE WE DON'T GET MUCH NEWS OF THEM AFTER THIS!!!!!

OH, YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! JUST HOPE WE DON'T GET MUCH NEWS OF THEM AFTER THIS!!!!!

#68 - You just killed me :))))))))

Damnation - I'm not a 'Yank', I just hate the same old wrong arguments by idiots.

thank god! cant stand that way too much money spendin biatch....