Because the apocalypse is at hand, Courtney Love was named "Woman of the Year" at the 2009 Elle Style Awards this weekend. Apparently, looking like a slowly-melting version of Madonna on heroin is this year's black. Who knew?
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Reader Comments
1. jann - February 9, 2009 9:09 PM
katy perry cannot sing
2. first - February 9, 2009 9:10 PM
nice side boob!!! Not!!!
First!!!
3. Kelley - February 9, 2009 9:12 PM
Duh, this is Courtney Love, and guess what, you're not first !! Grow up ...
4. Binky - February 9, 2009 9:13 PM
No surprise here.
My money was on Courtney,
5. Larry2 - February 9, 2009 9:22 PM
Just goes to show you she looks real good when she dresses up...not bad at all...Madonna wishes she looked as half as good...go Courtney!
6. hikaru - February 9, 2009 9:22 PM
That second to last picture is terrifying.
7. foghat - February 9, 2009 9:28 PM
her side-boob looks like it's made out of ballsack
8. Holly - February 9, 2009 9:28 PM
She's had another nose job. AT LEAST one nose job--maybe more. That's NEVER been her nose. Does she think we won't notice?
That beautiful whole-body crease from her scapula to her flappy under-(non)boob is uber hot too. Yummo. I bet she's lost a needle or two in that crevice. It's like Mariana's Trench.
9. foghat - February 9, 2009 9:28 PM
her side-boob looks like it's made out of ballsack
10. Evil O. - February 9, 2009 9:33 PM
MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!
11. Holly - February 9, 2009 9:35 PM
ball sac* =)
(and I concur)
12. Cash - February 9, 2009 9:35 PM
Compared to how she's looked the last several times she's ventured out into public, this is a *huge* improvement.
13. auntmarie - February 9, 2009 9:40 PM
@ #9 Your face probably looks like ball sac. Courney Love has a wonderful rack.
14. Jesse Jackson - February 9, 2009 9:49 PM
All white women are ugly.
15. Tyler - February 9, 2009 9:50 PM
Her tits need a crane and some damn support.
16. Kurt Kaboom - February 9, 2009 9:59 PM
No wonder Kurt blew his head off! He probably saw some older female relatives of this smelly witch and knew what he was in for.
I just know she was there when he did it too. She was probably trying on dresses and modeling them for him.
Skank; "How do I look?"
Kurt; "Oh Jesus not another one!"
BOOM! (fade to black)
17. Richard McBeef - February 9, 2009 10:12 PM
@13 - Are you on crack?
@7 - Genius.
18. Rachell - February 9, 2009 10:33 PM
Ha! Somehow I get the feeling that we won't be seeing these stills on Peter's side boob hour.
19. DON COLONIC - February 9, 2009 10:55 PM
FUCKING RUGGED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrvkOlRqYA
20. Binky - February 9, 2009 11:06 PM
Binky : So I'm like surfing around a bit and come across this vid of, like, a Chinese burning hotel today type thing.
And as far as I can ascertain - it's like burn baby burn - disco inferno - type thing.
Joe the Fireman : Oh.
Binky : And then I'm thinking - Hey this is an empty steel framed building but it looks like 'Flame-O' Hotel.' But no collapso ! For like hours...errr...ever....
Joe the Fireman : Oh.
21. Megan - February 9, 2009 11:06 PM
Now while I'd defend Jessica Simpson, there's nothing to defend with this one... If you're that flabby, wear a more concealing dress. Plain and simple.
22. azalea - February 9, 2009 11:15 PM
You are all so damn clever. I think she's looking damn good, especially considering her (hopefully) former train wreck look.
23. gerard Vandenberg - February 9, 2009 11:19 PM
Can somebody tell me who this "CRASH TEST DUMBY" is, folks?
24. Cliff Notes - February 9, 2009 11:22 PM
# 20 I think the Chinese are just trying to rub it in Bink.
That is one weird fire. THEY'RE RUBBING IT IN.
And so I'm beginning to understand a little bit more the questioning thing of that 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure' stuff that the ' Knee Ha Ha' guy was continually throwing out.
Binky : Oh. And Gerald. How are things at Vector Motors ?
25. John Fisher - February 9, 2009 11:27 PM
Thank god her tits are saggy, that way she can hide her track marks under them.
26. Knee Ya Ha Ha - February 9, 2009 11:56 PM
Mois ?
So. Notes. You no like firecracker ?
....Buildings don't fall down like that...
27. lilah - February 10, 2009 12:38 AM
her boobs look ridiculously wonky.....@_@
28. lola - February 10, 2009 1:19 AM
She never denied having a nose job, quite the opposite. She said that you have to be a certain degree of attractiveness in the entertainment industry so she got rid of that honker she hated her whole life. And now she looks so happy with herself. I don't agree with plastic surgery, but if yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it. I really think she should tone up a bit (more muscle) other than that ok in my book
29. calypso - February 10, 2009 1:27 AM
Okay, this bitch used to have the fakest tits next to Pamela Andersons. Now she looks her fake tits have been removed and she has a striking resemblance to Curt Cobain. Weird or WEIRD?????
30. Knee Ya Ha Ha - February 10, 2009 1:27 AM
So.
# 27 -28 - I read a little bit of what you say.
Personwooly - you both seem like real 'intellectual'; = so.
Inside job?
31. Knee Ya Ha Ha - February 10, 2009 1:30 AM
#29 Gr8 points all.
Inside job ?
or INSIDE JOB !?
32. friendlyfires - February 10, 2009 1:42 AM
All you commentards looking at the ass end of the telescope - AGAIN!
You should be ragging on Elle - not Courtney Love -
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, it's like shooting nurse sharks at Dallas World Aquarium (after hours).
33. Sauron - February 10, 2009 1:48 AM
Is it just me or has it been pretty much award-weekend?
34. Sauron - February 10, 2009 1:54 AM
So much people working to make a great show.Respect!
35. Hmmm - February 10, 2009 2:53 AM
She looks like the mutant spawn of Madonna and Cameron Diaz..
**i just threw up in my mouth a little**
36. Angelonline - February 10, 2009 5:10 AM
Are the style people at Elle on CRACK??
37. Fernando Narcos - February 10, 2009 6:10 AM
I would do nasty,unspeakable things to Courtney,because I know she's the kind of girl who appreciates that sort of thing.
38. blaggy - February 10, 2009 6:50 AM
So did they dump the bucket of pig's blood on her or not? That part seems to be missing from the story...
39. georgieos - February 10, 2009 6:56 AM
You've gotta admit- For a smackrat vampiress she look's alright.
Unlike Mad Dog Maddonna who should be suing her plastic sergan.
40. Narcissist - February 10, 2009 6:59 AM
Sex-ay Lay-day!! trAnny Coulter wishes she looked this good.
I think more back and side coverage would induce less vomiting. Maybe some lat pull downs, bench presses or something for the long term.
41. Amazed - February 10, 2009 7:02 AM
Really? This drug addled whore plastic surgery piece of human waste? Of course. Hurray for Hollywood!
We really should do away with them. Filthy pigs.
42. Drunkman - February 10, 2009 7:15 AM
Blasphemy.
43. jt - February 10, 2009 7:37 AM
i'd rather be joan rivers' sex slave.
44. RichPort's Ghost - February 10, 2009 8:52 AM
Even Stevie Wonder was overheard saying "That is one fucking ugly bitch".
45. jojojo - February 10, 2009 9:08 AM
yep, she looks like madonna here. i like what her look, meaning clothes and hair. her face points to crack.
46. havoc - February 10, 2009 9:30 AM
She looks like Steven Adler on Dr. Drew's Junkie Show.
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47. Nigger President = Hairless Ape - February 10, 2009 9:41 AM
She voted for Biraq Obummba
48. alex - February 10, 2009 9:52 AM
@28 "f yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it." BLURG ur soo wrong, changing the way you look will make u feel better in the short term but it does NOTHING to help with being insecure.. thats why ppl keep coming back to plastic surgeons.. they keep look for ways to temporarily improve their self-esteem. thats y hollywood is plastic-city..
49. alex - February 10, 2009 9:52 AM
@28 "f yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it." BLURG ur soo wrong, changing the way you look will make u feel better in the short term but it does NOTHING to help with being insecure.. thats why ppl keep coming back to plastic surgeons.. they keep look for ways to temporarily improve their self-esteem. thats y hollywood is plastic-city..
50. LPB - February 10, 2009 10:09 AM
SO, how come it's (STILL) on here in the first place?
51. Ummm...yeah... - February 10, 2009 10:18 AM
I can't believe that skanky whore is standing up straight. She looks like shit after all those fucking years of drug abuse and whoring. Stick to what you know Cort, do massive amounts of drugs and fuck a pig.
52. Sportsdvl - February 10, 2009 10:19 AM
The best "career move" she can do would be to choke to death on her own vomit.
Naming her a winner just shows you that the 2009 Elle Style Awards are the joke of any and all awards!
53. Millicent Jones - February 10, 2009 10:20 AM
I never thought a back could be so ugly. Kids, stay off drugs.
54. MDiz - February 10, 2009 10:23 AM
Who's the tranny?
55. Farles Chew - February 10, 2009 10:25 AM
Madonna keeps looking worse and worse.
56. justine - February 10, 2009 10:26 AM
She looks great! Shes geting older and still so hot ..I would do her lol love you Courtney xoxo
57. justine - February 10, 2009 10:27 AM
She looks great! Shes geting older and still so hot ..I would do her lol love you Courtney xoxo
58. Nigger President = Hairless Ape - February 10, 2009 10:28 AM
She's definately alot hotter than the First Monkey, Michelle Oboomba. And come on, does anyone believe her name is "Michelle"....?
She's definately a Shaniqua or Kadeesha, this hood rat is straight outta Locash.....Ghetto nigger.
59. Provocative Girl - February 10, 2009 10:32 AM
courtney love never looks good. she's gross.
www.provocativeremarks.com
60. p0nk - February 10, 2009 11:06 AM
she's looking a lot like Heath Ledger.
Binky, you're an idiot now STFU.
61. Happy Hiker - February 10, 2009 12:00 PM
Holy Plastic Surgery Batman
62. Happy Hiker - February 10, 2009 12:00 PM
Holy Plastic Surgery Batman
63. Courtyardpigeon - February 10, 2009 1:01 PM
In the very last picture she kind of looks like herself from the 90's, but aside from that one she looks like an entirely different human being. Oh, and not a better looking human being.
64. HeathLedger - February 10, 2009 1:15 PM
Now you know. I killed courtney love, had a sex change operation and assumed her identity. After Brokeback Mountain I knew I loved men so much I just had to be a girl and I figured why not Courtney? Who would miss her?
65. wtf - February 10, 2009 2:09 PM
LOL... I'm glad most of us agree. Nuff said.
66. michelle - February 10, 2009 2:21 PM
needs a bra.
67. ted - February 10, 2009 5:16 PM
Are you sure that's her? Too much plastic surgery.
68. Leigh - February 10, 2009 5:53 PM
She looks so gross! That side boob shot makes me want to puke. And what is with all of the racist comments on here lately? I thought this was a celebrity gossip site. Isn't that what we are supposed to be talking about?
69. Tracey - February 10, 2009 6:26 PM
She won a style award from Elle? Is Elle a magazine for blind people? Jesus CHRIST! She looks more like Glenn Campell than herself.
70. Tracey - February 10, 2009 6:26 PM
She won a style award from Elle? Is Elle a magazine for blind people? Jesus CHRIST! She looks more like Glenn Campell than herself.
71. kate - February 10, 2009 8:23 PM
Do u know she tries to register on ***sugarmingle. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it's hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.
72. John Brown's other body - February 10, 2009 10:26 PM
#47, #58
WTF, you moron? Keep your racist shit to yourself. You are seriously disturbed.
Seek counseling.
73. eek - February 10, 2009 10:31 PM
AAAAiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
No, really,
AAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
74. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded - February 10, 2009 11:46 PM
She's a sperm gargler....
75. Mandy - February 11, 2009 12:38 AM
Man, I thought Barry Manilow had short hair...
76. Fairy Godmother - February 11, 2009 12:42 AM
Courtney, it's 3 a.m., and it's time for Madonna's old face to go back in the jar...Courtney...Courtney, we need it for research! Courtney!
77. Bessy - February 11, 2009 11:56 AM
Trollop
78. maudina - February 11, 2009 11:58 AM
did she get another nose job? Her nose looks different than last time I've seen her. Anyway, I think she's looking great for her age. She's what, 40? Maybe she should slow down on plastic surgery already.
79. donkunze - February 13, 2009 4:11 PM
I thought Madonna was the slowly-melting version of Madonna
80. VooDoo - April 21, 2009 12:37 PM
Whoa...she looks like she is dying of something...withering away. It's like someone else is wearing her skin.
81. jay - September 1, 2009 8:55 AM
COURTNEY LOOKS GOOD--- I THINK MADONNA AND HER SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS-----CONSIDERING THE HATRED AIMED AT BOTH OF THEM THEY SHOULD BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS
I NEVER KNEW HOW HATED THEY BOTH WERE---TIL I READ THESE COMMENT SITES---OF COURSE NOT THEIR ZILLIONS OF FANS---OH I MEANT MADONNAS ZILLIONS OF FANS
ANYWAY COURTNEY LOOKS GOOD CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF DRUGS SHE MUST HAVE DONE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS
SHE COULD WHITEN HER TEETH A SHADE OR TWO---SHE IS LIGHT COMPLECTED HERE
AS FOR HER SIDE VIEW----IM NOT A FAN OF HERS ALTHOUGH I LIKE A FEW SONGS BY HER-----SHE USED TO BE COOL DONT KNOW KNOW A LITTLE NUTS BUT A REBEL WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER------------
AS FOR HER SIDE VIEW AS I BEGAN TO SAY -----------------YOU PEOPLE ARE KIND OF ON THE STUPID SIDE ANY OF US WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT TWISTING THE WAY SHE IS-----STUPID PEOPLE SHE LOOKS GOOD
WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE HER IS ANOTHER STORY
I GUESS ITS UNANIMOUS TO COBAIN FANS THAT SHE KILLED HIM OR WAS RESPONSIBLE----DONT KNOW
IF SHE WAS RESPONSIBLE THAN SHE MUST BE A MASTERMIND DIABOLICAL GENIUS IF SHE GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR 15 YEARS NOW