Feb 7 2009Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged
A rep for Claire Danes has confirmed that she and her British boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, are engaged. The two have been together since meeting on the set of their 2007 film Evening. And, in other just as exciting news, I was walking down the street today and saw a puppy. And it was brown! Whee!

Reader Comments
1. Delgo - February 7, 2009 10:06 AM
Zombie pose in 3rd
2. Lain - February 7, 2009 10:10 AM
She's gorgeous.
3. Tony - February 7, 2009 10:19 AM
I couldn't care less what that flat chested bitch does.
4. Tim - February 7, 2009 10:32 AM
Good for him! These days it's rare that a guy can marry a girl over the age of 20 who isn't fat.
5. wtf - February 7, 2009 10:39 AM
I remember the days I was in love with her then I didn't remember she was alive for the next 10 years since her career has gone as well as paris hiltons STD checks
6. Guest - February 7, 2009 10:40 AM
Claire Danes is SO HOMELY!!
EW she's ugly.
I can't believe she ever got to
kiss Leo DiCaprio :(
7. authorego - February 7, 2009 11:07 AM
She's lucky. So far, no rumors that he prefers to tune the meat flute.
8. Foghat - February 7, 2009 11:09 AM
he looks like an elf
9. Sauron - February 7, 2009 11:30 AM
Congrats with the engagement! P.S. Did the puppy bite?
10. Lain - February 7, 2009 11:30 AM
3: LOL you're such a fat cunt.
11. authorego - February 7, 2009 11:45 AM
Yes, lol, more about the puppy. Did he pee? Was he too close to the street?
12. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time - February 7, 2009 11:48 AM
So?
13. Maximus - February 7, 2009 11:56 AM
She's incredibly gorgeous. Damn.
Damn,
14. Alice - February 7, 2009 12:01 PM
I would marry her too... right after I kill the boss on Raiden! http://www.playradien.com
15. John John - February 7, 2009 12:06 PM
way to steal a Louis CK line Superficial writer.
16. Freddo - February 7, 2009 12:13 PM
Hey writer, if you don't find this interesting, why the hell did you post it? Twat.
p.s. Claire Danes is hot as hell.
17. Dirk Diggler - February 7, 2009 12:19 PM
What a useless ho
18. anjhest - February 7, 2009 12:20 PM
That is by far the longest torso I have ever seen.
19. todders - February 7, 2009 12:32 PM
YAWN.... She does look hot though.
Check out this hilarious video I just saw for Larry Flint's PORNO BAILOUT:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
20. Balls McCoy - February 7, 2009 12:33 PM
This will surely push Brian Krakow over the edge.
21. michelle - February 7, 2009 1:17 PM
what happened to her? she used to look at least decent. wow, i think she's aging already.
22. Buddy Love - February 7, 2009 1:25 PM
She is pretty but needs to grow some tits.
TODDERS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BATSHIT FUCK.
23. fl - February 7, 2009 3:47 PM
engaged? to do what? Please be a little more specific, geez.
24. 11pound - February 7, 2009 4:15 PM
Same sex marriage?
25. dew - February 7, 2009 4:40 PM
I'm guessing if she got implants with being so naturally slender, they'd look like bolt-on Frankenboobs like Posh's. She doesn't look anorexic skinny though, and if she put on more than just a few pounds, the extra weight would likely be jiggly and dimpled. Some ladies are just naturally slender; many put on weight after their mid 30s, but not all of them.
Either she got her nose worked on, or wearing a softer hair style helps her. A tad too much makeup, but not freakishly so.
26. Fernando Narcos - February 7, 2009 6:16 PM
So she got paid an incredible amount of money to be some English fop's beard...
27. Groucho - February 7, 2009 8:10 PM
All gay men should be named Hugh Dancy.
28. Rachell - February 7, 2009 8:15 PM
I like Claire, she's a bit too skinny in these pics, but there's something about her face that I really like :) :) That dark blue looks so beautiful on her too.
29. v tard - February 7, 2009 8:47 PM
Claire Danes on a purely superficial level confuses me.
Sometimes she's amazingly hot. Other times she's very homely as someone else put it.
That said, I have nothing but praise for everything south of her nose. Great lips and natural slender body and a DFC.
30. rayanne - February 7, 2009 8:48 PM
Damn. I was always hoping it would Jordan Catalano.
31. Come-Honor-Face - February 7, 2009 10:54 PM
I like Claire DaMes work better
32. gerard Vandenberg - February 7, 2009 11:56 PM
We're expected to laugh now, folks?
33. ro-ro-jo-jo - February 8, 2009 12:10 AM
gay couple, everyone! anyone want to place bets?
34. ray ray - February 8, 2009 12:20 AM
Home wrecker
35. ray ray - February 8, 2009 12:20 AM
Home wrecker
36. Belinda - February 8, 2009 1:04 AM
That is awesome!
37. The Gaborg - February 8, 2009 7:56 AM
She's always navigating the thin red line between gorgeous and terrifying.
Plus, the fact that her legs and butt always manage to get my attention makes me feel like I'm a boy molester.
I'd chance getting girly-slapped by that guy while trying to to hit that, though...
38. new york - February 8, 2009 9:24 AM
She is beautiful.
39. yeah,me - February 8, 2009 3:21 PM
#20.. LOL!
40. Randal - February 8, 2009 3:50 PM
I would like to take the time to congratulate the both of you on your happiness and may it continue through the years ahead. You're both very beautiful people and thanks for sending your pictures to the FISH.
Randal
41. Pilatunes - February 8, 2009 7:11 PM
Hey, I remember him! My 14 year old niece beat the shit out of him for taking her chapstick.
42. scooby - February 9, 2009 1:46 AM
she aged well. real beautiful. i like her more now than when she was a stupid teenager.
43. hendero - February 9, 2009 6:24 AM
"Hugh Dancy" has to be about the gayest name going.
44. Montana - February 9, 2009 10:54 AM
Yep, hendero, "Hugh Dancy" is indeed an unfortunate moniker. That is why when they are alone he insists that Claire call him by his nickname: "Biff Hammercock".
45. Chauncey Gardner - February 9, 2009 1:51 PM
I bumped into Claire as she was walking out of the cemetery of Trinity Church in Manhattan in 2005. She was super-mega-hot in person. All I could think about as I walked around the graves was blasting off on her itty-bitties as she lay spread out and fucked on Alexander Hamilton's tomb.
46. Blah Girls! - February 9, 2009 2:20 PM
BO-RING!