Cindy Crawford pumping gas in heels

First!

hot momma

She sure looks great for her age... or any age!

Wow she looks good for no make-up. Go Cindy!

Aging well too. Take that Paris

check out the azz pumpin gazz

Moley! Moley! Moley! Moley! Mollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

awful ass... those jeans aren't helping.

LOVE THE SEAL PHOTO !!!!

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Unfortunately the gas jockeys at my local station wear the same footwear.
Not quite sure about this 'jump to the pumps' thing.
Like Cindy - I stick to the self-serve.

you honestly think she is wearing no makeup to a birthday party? she has makeup on....just not the usually hollywood mask.

Would someone please beat me to death so I can look like a baby seal?

I'm the one who needs to be beaten like a baby seal!

The last time that I beat a baby seal to death, its tongue didn't stick out like that....

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SO PLEASE beat me to death! QUICK!

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Cindy Crawford is lovely. I admire her for pumping her own gas and I admire her for being able to do it in heels. :)

Nice interboob wrinkliness. I'd still hit it.

Cindy and a box of tequila! I'll do that anytime!

Now this is what an aging iconic woman should look like when she runs around town. Madonna and Pamela should take notes.

I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

Today is her birthday . . . and so is mine. ;-)

i'd pump her ass...

It would be funny if she was violated by a large black man from the ghetto and beaten like his ho

33. CandyO - February 20, 2009 4:07 PM

2. Candy O -

I am f-ing pissed that this asshole keeps stealing my name.

CANDYO is leaving this stupid website.

Any other CANDYO's who posts is that asshole.

Any by the way that's MY DRAWING
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#15 is that weird al yankovic?

that seal is becoming notorious, they're gonna have to post its pic here too...seal in a bikini, seal crotch shot, seal doing coke, seal wants to get back with its batterer, seal pic leaked from police station.

OMG! BITCH JOCKED MY CAR!!

Mimi are you verklempt now that your schizophrenic splinter personalties have been exposed? Usually it takes an intelligent mind to have the mental energy to pull that off you vacant fat pig.

Anyway, I think the seal is an inspiration to hunters everywhere around the world and never forget that this is what happens to every animal before we eat it. We murder it! We scald chicken alive and skin other mammals alive for their fur. Too bad we couldn't do that to humans on a large factory scale. With the way the globalist economy is going I wouldn't doubt the possibility.

I want mimi's massive vagina on a nice placard above my pc as a trophy.

Long live Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears!

She may be ninety, but I'd hit it, if I had enough motivation after I hit the car she was gassing.

# 25 Actually I think those wacky Newfies {Newfoundlanders - for those of you keeping score at home)} shoot them now. Something about them eating all the fish. Whatever. That's one scary seal. Heidi Klum won't give this mess the time of day type thing.
Oh, by the way. Inside job ?
(Hey #24 - How did you do the "mirror thing' with the top thingie ?

Seriously....what the fuck is up with the beaten seal ads? Jesus Christ, is that really necessary? I come here for outdated celebrity news and occasionally entertaining commentary - not shit like that. Yank it, Fish. Gross.

Oh ok # 24 - you were actually 6:59 = I'm busy eating dinner.

This woman is still hot! Now thats a pretty American Woman!

# 24. Candy-O
I like your drawings. Keep up the good work !
( Let alone the artistic impression)

great thighs. great ass.

CandyO is not here anymore than mimi is.

Get a life and stop posting your self portrait.

MOLE.

she looks great!

I strongly suggest a H ot place
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So #34-37
Gr8 points all - but what you weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

#27 Nope.

I for one... am NOT mimi.

# 27. Shall we list your many personas? NO matter.

You were abandonded by your mother, raped by your grandfather, your dog hates you and you are bitter. We understand.

I am ashamed of myself and I'm leaving now.

Anyone who copies my drawing is a loser.

WHY are allyou people freaks?

Hummm # 43 wasn't me.
But I must admit...I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed; - that type of thing.
Lose the trolls Fish.

^ Nice try, but that's also not me.

I'm with # 44

Comments ?

I am the real mimi!

Get used to the trolls. That is all that live here under the bridge!

Thanks Cliff.
You're a good man.

It looks like she has a tail in the 2nd picture.

Well ok # 47 - so this site completely blows
At least bring in a link - for those people Bernie Madoffed and still trying to keep score at home.
That type of thing.
HOPE.

(lol)

I totally agree wiht you, Binky. This site blows!

So # 47. Weeaal Mimi
I think you may be new here.

Inside job ?

LOL!

That's what I was thinkin' # 53. lol !!
U Merican ?
INSIDE JOB ?

Maybe she can transform into a young chick.

Not very likely.

I second #10. HELLO she's obviously wearing makeup, she just didn't use a trowel to apply it. Makeup is SO MUCH less visible in pictures. She looks good for her age, but I nver found her face pretty, like Giselle she has a mannishness abut her, they look like they're names were once Steve and John. Or wait isn't Giselle South American, so her name was once Pedro or some shit. She's lean and has good hair. I never saw the big deal abut her mole, bt it looks nasty and skin colored here like it's all swolen. it may have looked sexy when he was young but now that she's wrinkling and her nose looks witchy it's not helping at all. YOU CANNOT PULL OFF A MOLE AFTER THE AGE OF 30.

Here's a quarter go have that thing sliced off at your local deli, bitch.

I said I was leaving and I did!

I just blew a load in my pants from reading that headline

58. CandyO

Did you hear? I am you and we are mimi!

I think her episiotomy was an inside job.

this old female dog has my car! jocker!!

# 55 -63
You all seem like real intellectuals.....But then again....
I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed'
How about you ?

Clff Notes : Chill . Bink. 9/1 was an inside job.
Binky : Oh. Ok. I'll watch you vid Cliff. (It better be good)

now I lay my head to rest

i thank you Lord for I am blessed

for silly words do me no harm

protected my your mighty arm

amen

My guess is - the above is some sort of 'shill'

Try SLIPPERS next time!!

And I'm sure # 64 - however dyslectic- can be explained by some sort of 'keyboard malfunction.'
Whatever.

LOL 57!

Just like a housewife in this photo, if you are interested in beautiful girl or rich people, maybe you can come to this celebrity site>>>>>>>>

I keep thinking about that scene in The Tall Guy where he's fucking some chick and she's screaming "OH PUMP ME MEESTER PETROL MAN."

I mean, sorry. Or something.

I think she looks hot for her age.

Who the fuck is this idiot Binky that talks to himself about 911? How does that kind of anti-government paranoid delusional drivel belong here? The same shit every time. "You seem like intellectuals, free fall collapse, etc. ?"
Dude, go to one of those sites like Prison Planet your shit is out of place here.

Nice Bentley

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Hey superficial writer, you should just post the pictures and not bother writing, 'cos you're not funny any more.

a special message for #75

Good morning ugly picture Mister,

I'm guessing it looks like your sister,

Who in turn looks just like you do,

In the morning just like poo do!

I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole!

I am the BIGGEST ASSHOLE!

Whenever I post this... you can smell my ass!

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Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole.

I do not paste stupid pictures.
I never say nasty things about woman - only asshole MEN!
This is how you will know if it is a CandyO imposter!
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I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

Not in cadence as mine shows

Intelligence, emotion too

So please try not to misconstrue

The fakery of jerks like him

Who always leave me feeling grim

So I devised this plan today

To prove that in my heartfelt way

You will always truly know

This post was made by CandyO!

I agree with you, and do you know that someone said that she is dating with a handsome and wealthy businessman from ^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ^^ now?

The whore above you read is fake

She speaks with the toungue of a snake

Her prose lies there for you to read

The filthy slut is filled with need

Though noone cares of what we write

This dumb cunt of her's just might

Find meaning in nothing more important than typing

So we can all read just what she is griping

And all of us know the one thing she needs

Is a much large dildoe shaped of a steed

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Have they removed the seal add? I can't see it anymore

You see how badly he does rhyme

The cadence does not stay in time

I do enjoy how this was stated

He easily manipulated

Fell right into my verbal game

And instantly he tried the same

But if you grade his work you'll see

It deserves a minus "D"

Hey, why are all you faggots posting as me?

Hmmmmmmmmm I see the difference, CandyO.

It is obvious which poem was written by a man.

What is all this crap about poems?

Pathetic moaning always groaning

A life without meaning always gleaning

Import from her meaningless post

The worst thing here we read the most

As we hate this crying bitch

With the hideous features of a witch

How sad and meaningless must be her life

Since no man asked her to be his wife

On this site she tries to find love

A vulture's heart instead of a dove

All alone her mind has splintered

Frozen thoughts will soon be wintered

Away away you ravaged hag

Take your mutterings and dress in drag

Perhaps an older man would find

The erotic in a pig of your kind

Stupid artwork aside, it looks the the female CandyO is smarter.

I don't mean to so blunt

But lo this fat bitch is quite the cunt

Flattened buttocks and morbid cellulite

Are not going to set this evening to right

Perhaps a bag over your head

Some soap in your twat (is something dead?)

A bath at least once a season

Love's springs demand a reason

After all, life is merely for procreation

Festive moon shines on the occasion

Poor ugly girl left by her selves

Soon an old maid to be left on a shelf

Down the cellar stairs of a forgotten home

In the darkness we hear her poem

"Listen to me I make words rhyme!"

Wiping her chin of spittle and slime

How easily you emulate

A person you profess to hate

I do not skimp a syllable

Each cadence is a thought in full

My language fine and never course

My spirit is my driving force

And even though you try to be

You can't possess a soul like me!

I would first yield to relinquish a turd

Than to hold an aberration like you...absurd

I will not allow my thoughts a constraint

To force them into a rhyme, How quaint

Flowing like sewage from the gutters of Hell

I speak not like one just emerged from a shell

Speaking what I want and if you don't like what I say

Might I suggest an activity for you today?

Rent a truck or a team of packmules

To carry your fat ass and it's full load of stools

And have them transport you far far from here

And rest your lard somewhere else my dear

OH dear me what is happening? First I cleverly changed my name to angeleyes to escape from you horrible people although I was not clever enough to disguise my stupidity. Then I thought that CandyO would be my salvation. And now there are two of them what to do what to do?

Like a child playing in make believe I will grant great meaning to every sacred word and treat my post as though each were a
song.

I dedicate this fine art to CandyO

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Ironic now but rhyme you do

The thing you wrote in reference to

To write like me you'd have to say

God Bless you each and every day

For Candy's words are soft and sweet

And prayers for all the goal I meet

And if you discontinue sin

Well Praise the Lord that means I win!

mimi is dead for she felt anger

toward a mean spirited perfect stranger

I do not speak for angeleyes

this really comes as a suprise

who can tell the real me?

it really is no mystery!

I will be gone now all the day

and written words not reach my way

mimi is silent, Candy too

so spill the horrid dirt you do

it does not touch my Sunday calm

my spirit will be nice and warm!
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See you tomorrow! SONG CUE!!

She still looks great! I'm surprised she doesn't do anymore television or movies. She still has talent!

Cindy looks so great.

(Not to be snarky, but I wish Pam would take some notes from Cindy on how to look like a classy, sexy MOTHER.)

Keep the broken down model circa 1992 and give me her car plus a couple Hollywood wanna be actresses. They don't need acting talent, just hot bods without implanted titties, the ability to swallow and no nagging.

PS: Da Man issues a casting call!

She's beautiful, but skinny jeans should not exist. Same thing with shoulder pads.

for real.. she is hot. tits, ass, face. I think she's rockin those jeans!!1 why all the hate? jealous women!

Poor Cindy, still driving the same car she was in this pic from oh so long ago

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/01/cindy_crawford_picks_her_nose.php#comment

AND to make matters worse, she still has to pump her own gas! What is this world coming to when young lads won't help out an old lady?

Wow. Seriously?

I got a super-important breaking news flash that Kelly McGillis was spotted returning library books while carrying a PBS tote bag. The People Need to Know!!!1

I should build a website of hot gals in high heels pumping gas.

What the hell are all these people talking about on here? Poetry; more than one person under the same name or something??! WTF? Who gives a flying shit? It's like some guy's sitting in the dark in his underwear typing out some big comment chain with himself. Just a tip: the only comments anyone who casually comes to the site like myself are going to read actually talk about the subject at hand. Nobody cares about all the other weird rhyming and drawing comments, please Fish delete this stupid stuff and keep relevance alive here!

That is one fine-lookiing human female. Agree w/ previous posting -- Ms. Crawford will probably still be hot at 90. Those genes are coming through for her in a big way.

Yeah the dude's totally stoned and twiddling his foreskin with one hard while inflicting jerkoff poetry on us with the other. In a way that CINDY ALMOST CERTAINLY ISN'T. IN THE ABOVE PICTURES.

OH YOU LIKE THAT? YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!??!

Where is the Saturday post, you effing slacker?

no Saturday post???

Nice face and tits and ass and legs. I wish I could have sex with her. Inside job? All inside her and all over her. I would invite mimi too.

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#109. not laughing

In my defense I have to say

I found it was the only way

Insure my own identity

I'm kinder than my enemy

Any post that's truly Candy

Isn't nasty, racy, randy

Otherwise demeaning woman

From now on my rhymes I'm spinnin'

Speaking out intend I fully

Stand up to that mean old bully!

Read or not it is your right

But I intent to win my fight

Reclaim my name so you will see

A post that is or not "Candy."

I apologize CandyO. I was a jerk.

I understand how it feels when someone steals your name.

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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

I think the poetry is more interesting than this website!

Could you get CandyO to write for you, Fish?

Wow, she's still got it. If only she were cougar enough to bag this little tiger. Rawr.

simply beautiful

FIRST WOOOOOOOOOOO

Although I said forevermore

I do not know what would foster

The need for one to pose imposter

I am truly the one I claim

Of insipid quipping posts my claim

Attack the other when it's sleeping

Hoping I can cause a weeping

But never will that happen dear

Not tomorrow or next year

For I state this so you will know

I am the real CandyO

I went out last night for a change. I usually spend my weekends peering out the dormer in my Mama's attic watching the world go by dreaming about life and love without....experiencing or shall I say...touching it. I know with each graying hair falling out of my head I am not getting any younger and so I made up my minds. OUT WITH ME!
So. I borrowed one of my Mama's full length dresses from the 50's. I yanked some orange leotards up my legs (I hate shaving) and capped it off with a nice yellow bonnet. Lots of lipstick (I have very think lips) and a waxing of my uni-brow and I was all set!
Out the door with mimi I mean angeleyes I mean CandyO! Look out boys!
I went a clogging (my Mama's shoes were far too small all shoes are too small for my flipper feet) down to the Elk's club right on the corner. I realized I hadn't walked that far since the last time I was upset and walked 2 whole blocks to the liquor store for a litre of generic high proof chinese vodka and I was already getting sore big feet! Weeee! Just before opening the creaking front door I noticed the sign at Pete's Burger and Bait and Tackle Shop across the street had chiliburgers all you can eat for $8.99. Well. I don't think it's any mystery here as to where I spent my evening! I had a blast! Amazing how gastrointestinal stimulation is a joyful sublimation of heterosexual erotica!

Well I am still full but quite the gassy classy lassy! I have been singing from my "tail pipes" all night long and just had to tell my fans here the latest in my adventures!

Would someone else care to put this episode to rhyme?
Sweets and nightingales and petunia to my family here.

Well I am going to pen or type for you a beautiful piece and call it

CANDYO'S COLON YODLING

{set this up with some hip hop backbeat and imagine me with 'tude}

Two roads emerged in a yellow wood

I took the one that I knew I should

All the smells and sights full out replete

My niggahs were cookin' on some dried up meat

Burnin' up on some old dead muscle

I with my leotards creepin up in a tussle

Gatherin up together near my lady hole

Belly just a jigglin' in one giant roll

The lights focused on me and my cred

Fresh from the streets I should of been in bed

Unannounced and irrespective of the gathered host

I's gonna prove to these losers who could eat the most

Down I sat on my dimpled fat ass

With a clarion call I shouted out some gas

Fart toot puff puff toot toot fart

I can sing with my ass I'm all about art

Toot puff tooty fart splish and a splash

I think a little mud had squeezed into my gash

I was here for eating and not for fashion

I might have been stinking but I ate with a passion

'til the cracka right behind me had the nerve to exclaim

"Pardon me madam but your anus is aflame"

So I says to this honkey and his stringy headed lady

What happens with and my rectum might be shady

But solitude and feasting go together like molasses

Coverin' up my waffles and more butter can you pass this?

Said I to the counter girl her face in a pinch

Lookin like she ready to either run or flinch

Be at peace breathe your self I'm hear to stuff my face

Don't be cryin' to me if of my ass you get a trace

Munch and chaw and dribbly droppin goo

A clot of chili fell down on my shoe

A rat ran out under from under the ice machine

And stole it off my foot like a villain and a fiend

So I kicked it in the head and he flew up in the air

And landed on the plate of a woman debonair

She screamed like she was in a dream and so it seemed

Until my coffee was needin another shot of cream

I's eatin and chewing and tryin' to caffenaite

Her voice was sharp and the sound was grate

Upon my ears and down into my belly

Into my britches which were now rather smelly

Full and content and my appetite spent

I paid off my dues with cash my Mama lent

I waddled full of chili and pies and pastry

And tripped on the floor I was so hasty

To seek my own form of solitude

Alone me and mimi and our bad attitude

125, 126, & 127

Those with half a brain can see

The prose that isn't penned by me

Though I'm impressed you took the time

To force your ideas into rhyme

‘Though your efforts were all thumb

And nasty thoughts were also dumb

It's plain to see when I’m not you

No matter what you try to do

So keep on trying to be like me

And God may just reward your plea!

Yeah, you CAN tell who the real poet is.

Looks like the real CandyO wins!

Since she is no longer in the publics eye with movies or modeling, Don't you think its time she got rid of that fucking mole? It is getting bigger as she gets older. Other than that, she is still smoking hot regardless of her age.

God Bless Cindy.

God Bless CINDY

Well ok # 73.
I'm guessing you're still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed' - and wondering how to break it to 'mom and dad'
Google : Richard Gage.

Well ok # 73.
I'm guessing you're still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed' - and wondering how to break it to 'mom and dad'
Google : Richard Gage.

She can pump the gas, I want to pump her in her ass. Fill 'er up!!

May Mother Earth curse both CandyO and Bible Guy