Feb 16 2009Chelsea Handler seems like a fun gal

Wow.

How much did the E! Channel pay this site for the blatant advertising?

And I wonder if her new cushy time slot has anything to do with the fact that she's banging the head of E! Networks?

Hmm...where's Rorshache when you need him?

was this necessary? the site's already covered with ads for her show. we get it.

Sure would like to... HANDLE CHELSEA!!!!!! Get it??? HANDLE!!!

Thanks for the commercial, Fish, you desperate cunt-whore.

I can't stand this annoying,unfunny bitch

Who the fuck is this bitch. Who the fuck cares? I mean, anyone can drink and cuss. Big Fucking deal. Looks like she had a lobotomy, too.

Wow, nice blatant commercial here. Clever.

Chelsea Handler's show sucks. She laughs so much at her own jokes that aren't even funny. I've seen it plenty of times because my roommate loves it and I've MAYBE laughed 5 times out of 10+ episodes. Yeah... that's worth watching.

She and Ted Harbert are together?

You fucking sellout faggot.

UGH. Let's have some more shameless promotion please! Any other female comics you'd like to pretend are good? Roseanne? Margaret Cho? Oh! Oh! I got one! Paula Poundstone!

I can't stand her. But thanks for reminding me the show comes back tonight!!

i love her books but her show has no appeal for me
of course, neither does this blatant ad....

FISH, seriously, WTF?

Nice commercial. If you're not going to be totally obvious about it, can you try not to make it, like, totally obvious? Thanks.

fuck all you naysayers, I like her - and get over the shameless plug y'all

Hey, ease off, if Fish is going to post fewer Heidi/Spencer stories he needs to replace the payola somehow.

Is it 1983 again?

Hahahaha this is soooooooooooo obvious

I think i like her too.How much did they pay??:)

It's one thing for the ads to be plastered all over the sidebars and in between the author's posts; that's fine. But a post dedicated to pushing the show only? Yeah there's the obligatory snarky attitude we've come to love, but still: where's the je ne sais quoi?

Check out the fun bags on that hose hound!

Not bad as desperate closing-time bar takeout on a weekday. Although she'd definitely make your headache a lot worse in the morning after she wakes up and starts talking.

I was already thinking,since when does a soccer team advertise on the superficial?

This is the most disappointing thing I've seen all day. I come to this site for shitty celebrity news and pictures of girls in bikinis. This is just depressing to read a goddamn advertisement dolled up as a legit post. I hope your editors get taken out back and shot for allowing this kind of filth to get posted.

holy crap! she looks like a late 50ish linebacker in drag! woof!

Shes jewish right?
not that I care really.

I think she squeeks when she cums

Truly she's got a great smile.Great smiles are mighty weapons to open doors.

Talk about Bailouts..

you should check out this hilarious video I just saw about the GiRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (beware the man in the mustache!):

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

big fucking head
wonky eye
piss-ton of teeth
and saggy ass tits

fuck. i would rather see heidi and spencers paid advertisements, i mean posts, rather than this dogshit.

fuck off superficial.

"she employs a Hispanic little person as her sidekick"

FUCK YOU YOU CONDESCENDING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT

UNCOOL

Seriously? Man, this is obvious and really sucky. Next post should be about how shitty the Superficial is for doing such a ridiculous paid post.

Besides the fact that her face looks like 8 miles of unpaved road, she looks about as dusty as Kim Catrall. Whatever age she is, I guarantee she's 10 years older.

No thanks....

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really?

LOL the ppl bashing the superficial on this are retarded. They are the SAME ppl that will be on here tomorrow and forever more.

OMG - she makes Heidi Montag look hot.

Did she smuggle the midget mexican across the border in her pussy? where is the news here?

What is this shit? Any cereals I should try? Guess what I'll make a point of not checking out tonight? As her show sucks, I don't consider it much of a sacrifice.

the ads pay the bills. bills being paid keeps this site running.

as for Chelsea - she's great. she just played a sold out show here in vancouver on saturday.

Her head is probably about three times larger than her body requires.

Chelsea's hilarious....and pretty damn hot for her age. I'd bang her.

At least show some Chelsea crack or a nip slip. Geeze, give us something with the shilling.

Chelsea Handler?! Well count me in.

Speaking of counting... why deal with all the counting it takes to order a pizza... make tonight a Digiorno night!

ITS NOT DELIVERY ITS DIGIORNO

I'll marry her today, just so she can make fun of me on her show. Chelsea I can take it! Anytime you're ready!

I saw the show one time and I have to admit it was a heck of a lot funnier than I expected. You should watch it once. I never watched it again though, so don't dig too deeply into this

I can say it's the very first time I am disappointed reading the Superficial.
I thought having the two sidebars, one ad above the page and another above the posts would generate enough revenue from E! without the hypocrisy of the article.
I guess saying no to money because of principles is an outdated concept.

SELLOUT!!!
I can't believe you plug this bitch!
So not funny.
"Oh hey everybody look - I have a Mexican midget on my show. How HILARIOUS!"
Take a close look at her... she looks like Peter O'freakingToole!!

She looks like she's aged 10 years since her show started. You can tell a huge difference just by how she looks in the opening credits and then how she looks now. Yeesh. Time to either quit drinkin' or get better make-up.

#46

Are you insane? The site's name is SUPERFICIAL, not "BREASTS AND ETHICS."

Of COURSE they're peddling flesh. What do you think the site is about?

The only thing people here really want to know is: any pictures of her naked?

I think she had some work done on her eyes, but not very GOOD work!

this is the first time i have ever felt betrayed by the superficial. please don't ever sell out again.

I'm with Mama Pinkus and the rest.

Chelsea's awesome.

Chelsea Handler seems kind of banged up in these pics. Not her best.

Where are Heidi and Spencer? Those two are great!

DO NOT WANT

To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

this site has been constantly reaching new lows for the last couple of weeks, and the jokes are getting lamer. maybe the original writer has cashed in..
regardles, this piece is a major turn for the worse. I understand the need for advertising, but not like this...

Yeah dude. She's a fun gal.
Just means she's beat ass ugly.

FUCKEN CUNT BITCH FAGGOT ASS ANAL LICKING DICK LOVING MONEY HUNGRY SHIT EATING LICE HAVING SELL OUT WHORE!

This woman's teeth scare me.....

um wtf is this a dumb ad site now where E listers pay for publicity? i just snorted my coffee when i read that she's a Fun Gal. i had to be a waitress for this talentless slub once. we were all briefed in advance that we "weren't to look directly at her and keep our eyes on the floor.. we could walk slowly by at like 6 feet with plates of hors doevres but we couldnt put the tray close to her face or look like we were offering them to her because it makes her feel fat if food is shoved near her presence." the woman was ugly fat and rude, got completely wasted, she and her guests made a huge mess and spilled drinks everywhere and demanded every kind of special treatment and were all around the very nastiest "famous" people i've ever encountered, which is alot. coming from someone who f'd her way to being what a talk show host? not even a real celeb this page is going downhill into ads and nothing but pap shots of someone not even barely famous in a dumpy bikini i'm over it and finding something else to read.

Fucking horse mouth.

Booooooooo. Your selling out was almost smooth enough not to notice.

She is by the far the prettiest Jew I have ever seen, and that’s not saying much because Jewish women are usually very, very, very, very, very unattractive.

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what is WRONG w/ her eyes???... coke??? crack??? what???!

ANSWER ME SENSIBLY :p

She could do with a little jizzum to cover up the freckles. So sayeth the lord.

Sent CH the only doc-recommended antidote to alcohol toxicity (no morning after hell). If anyone needs it it's her. Watch the M.D. vids and promo videos (Playboy Mansion) by clicking the URL link and clicking on BLOG.

Yea, don't rip this bitch for looking awful. It's really unfortunate that this comes on after The Soup sometimes, I can't change the channel fast enough.

Chelsea's a drunk and a whore, and proud of it. She's also makin' a good livin' at it, humilating herself on national TV trying to pretend she's enjoying her life as a professional slut/drunk.

not the most flattering picture of her....I loved her books though, they sucked me in!

Chelsea Handler is a fucking joke.

Could you possibly put more banner ads for this show next to the oily post for this show, you utterly soul-less prostitute?

I can't wait for the post about how awesome Burger King is tomorrow.

Just tell me who won't fuck her if you are stuck with her in a room all alone???

XOXO !!

I'll marry her today, just so she can take an all night balls-deep session of ATM like the whore she is, Chelsea can you take it? Anytime you're ready!

Gawd is this woman HOMELY

I think she's hilarous, but she's a bit insane for all the one-nighters. She's a pretty girl and doesn't need that stuff from random men, its just too dangerous these days.

I am glad that chelsea and the superficial are not above shameless plugs, it is that kind of class i know and love about both parties. Don't take it to heart, it was so blatant no regular reader would mistake it as a legit post but i'm sure the E! people are happy and cut the check, everybody has to eat, and I bet most of you do it too often, find a different way to shut your mouth.

- turkish

You mother fuckers. If The Superficial starts advertising like this on a regular basis, I'm going to remove its bookmark from my list. Fuck you and your fucking fail advertising.

Fucking assholes.

Fuck this bitch, talkin shit about Artie, you wish you were 1/100th as funny as him, u annoying cunt-wrench

Fuck this bitch, talkin shit about Artie, you wish you were 1/100th as funny as him, u annoying cunt-wrench

FUCK YOU ARTIE

hi fred

SELL OUT WITH ME TONIGHT
SELL OUT WITH ME TONIGHT
ohwait, I guess I am too late.

SELLOUT LOSER.

SHE IS AN UGLY FCUKIN JEW LIKE SHE HAS ROOM TO TALK.

AND SHE CLAIMS SHE IS IN HER THIRTIES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?"

Fuck off losers! I LOVE HER! Shes is hilarious!! :)