Feb 23 2009Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Beauty. Sophistication. Ass-grabbing.

While posing for pictures on the Oscars red carpet, Angelina Jolie decided it'd be a good time to get a handful of some Brad ass. Maybe it was a direct warning to Jennifer Aniston, or maybe it was a precursor to the child they attempted to conceive during the boring dead people montage as a confused Miley Cyrus tried to figure out when Jesus shows up to insert the baby. Who's to say, really?

EDIT: So it turns out the first pic of the set is actually from the BAFTAs. Whoops. Then again, Brangelina could've teleported to Britain as part of an elaborate ass-grabbing conspiracy. I'm betting on that.

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First, bitchez. Anyone who posts after sucks Brad's dick.

What a skank. She looks like an Army wife with all those tat's.

Dandruff?

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Was it raining?

The Oscars are garbage. The products are usually immoral, the hosts America-hating jerks, and the winners are either Affirmative Action or political picks. Ergo Penn over Rourke so he could bash the majority of California voters.

I am so tired of hearing, seeing, and reading about these two. Enough already!

The butt-grabbing pic is from the BAFTA Awards, not the Oscars. Note her earrings aren't the same as in the rest of the pics, ahd he's wearing a different jacket.

Ermm that ass-grabbing picture is not from the Oscars. Notice she's wearing a different dress, earrings, wearing a bracelet, and in the background it says British Film Awards.
Come on, Superficial, stop posting fake "news". There are tons of pictures with them ass-grabbing eachother at film presentations and such.
This isnt news, they're young, horny and in love!

The first picture is not from the Oscars. Angie wore a floor-length gown.

Ha ha! Brother fucker didn't win!
Ugly dress, too.

Ha ha! Brother fucker didn't win!
Ugly dress, too.

the first picture isn't from the oscars anyway. but they both looked great last night.

Who cares? They're married. It's nice to see a couple still in lust after all those freaking kids and the mad stalker Jenihoe Assforbrains on the loose.

Give them a break.

STFU....

Oh yeah,
Fish, you are an ass.
Seriously...

that seriously looks like dandruff. How can someone with that much money still get caught with dandruff on their jacket??

that seriously looks like dandruff. How can someone with that much money still get caught with dandruff on their jacket??

honestly, did anyone really expect her to win an oscar for "gimmmeee back my sooon! waaah!" It's a travesty she was nominated in the first place.

I didn't know that they were married. When did this happen.

I didn't know that they were married. When did this happen?

Looks to me like she loves him and is getting frisky for fun. I have never been so lucky. Chances are for me if a guy was to grab my ass he would end up pinching off a load.

no. they're not married.
and this couple sucks, anyway.

They are so cute together. Funny you can tell some of the posters are Jen's jealous crew. Men would die to have a woman like Angelina. Jealous old bags need to shut up and go grab your own mans ass. If he has not left your dumppy ass's yet.

Jealous, Of what? She can't get the man to marry her. If I was Angelina I would be hurt that I am good enough to have your kids. But not to marry. What the crap? He should be ashamed!!! God don't like ugly and that is ugly!


#25 Carol you know the mind of which god? Does he talk to you? Or are you a follower of the Roman book?

Now where is that damned wallet of his? I gots a lot of mouths to feed.

#27... that's some funny shit.

Oh poor me all I do is sit around post hate shit about B/A because Jen would love me for doing that, you know it's the pity thing. I am sorry it's just to hard to move on with my lfe since my dreaded husband left my pathetic ass 4 years ago because I sat around like a worthless turd all day fantasizing about my make believe life with Brad-then Brad left me to.

#24--Men would die to have a woman like Angelina? A marked up, veiney, gothic adoptaholic with more emotional baggage than a Samsonite store? Okay...go for it!

#29 that was hilarious.

Jrz if that's true why r u ok her thread. I'm sure u can find a Jen thread somewhere or her threads to dead and fridged for u.

Who gives a fuck? Seriosuly lame post

# 26 You know what mean. They should marry. They have kids. They do every thing else for the kids, Get married!!! What will she tell her girls when they grow up?. It O.K. to have kids not married. god want have favor on this family. Brad needs to make it right. That is all I am saying!!

Yeah...keep up the marriage talk. Soon we will see a big wedding with Z and Shiloh as the flower girls and Jen crying her heart out. So shhh before you start something that Jen will regret. You see how much Brad protects the mother of his kids.

Paul, #32...I can't even begin to rip you a new asshole because what you posted is completely incoherent. R U fucking kidding me? Fucktard.

Oh, and Carol @34....it's ok to have kids and not be married, you pompous, judgemental bitch. didja ever hear of live and let live?

#32 - I see the English train left you at the station...

#34 - You're a single mom I see... do you like to screw on the first date? Call me...

RICH!!!

No shit about #34....I need a translator for that....does anyone here speak Massengil?

God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
And so, we won't be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won't be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, "Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me." The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.

God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
And so, we won't be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won't be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, "Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me." The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.

Ass-grabbing in public is tacky. Everybody knows it.

Hey Bibleguy, help Massa'. He has this wierd homoerotic thing going.

maybe she should wear something other than all black and we wont have these mixups

What is Massengil? #39

Angie rocks because she represents all us hoes that always blame the wife for everything and think we're entitled to sleep with whoever's husbands we want! I have to always post about how wives are "dumpy" and "old" because secretly women like us are insanely jealous that no one will ever see us as marriage material. So all I can do is sit around all day pretending to have a one-up on someone I will never amount to. Fun!

We have already seen Angelina bare ass naked in straight sex and lesbian sex. All of this when she was younger and much more toned. She is through and we do not need to see her old ass any more. Bring on the new blood.
Angelina has too many problems with her adopted sand fleas to ever be sexy and attractive agian.
Look for her foreign boys to do gay porn.
Tom Cruise is waiting.

With her geting older, shouldn't she show some decorum and cover up those hideous tats? We have seen them for YEARS. Its over and so is she.

everyone on here is idiots!!
I LOVE BRANGELINA!! well really Angelina, not sure about Brad Pitt.

Someone said on here to cover up her tats? Why? their her tattoos, she got them for reason and people who get that many tattoos obviously don't want to cover them up IDIOTS!!!

There are Jennifer Aniston fans out there and there are Angelina Jolie fans!!

Jen fans - how many Oscars has she been nominated for? How many has she won?

Angelina is not old she's only 34 - only 6 years younger than Jen. Jen does look her age with the wrinkles and the tanning. Angelina is her age and is Jen. Not like Angelina is 25!! IDiOTS

can we get a heidi and spencer ban on mr.overrated star and miss biglips and and you 2 should get married!

GORGEOUS, i never get sick of them.

3RD pic.. KELLY OSBOURNE IN THE BACKGROUND

notice how jessica biel copied angelina's hairstyle at the oscars

Those are some HUGE ASS emeralds! I don't like them. They should be smaller and more delicate in a better setting.

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Angelina is starting to look a bit crazy. I never thought she was all that pretty, but now she's looking weird. I know most of you idiot fans won't see that, but so what. fuck you.

#45 - Mouthwash, of course...

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston both looked beautiful and both way outclass Brad Pitt. Did anyone notice that after Kate Winslet was announced as winner the whole audience stood up except for pouty, puff face, 3 year old bradly. He seemed to stand up begrudgingly only after AJ urged him to get his clueless a*s up. I don’t know … she seems to be able to orchestrate their public performance (and it appears lovey dovey) but I somehow can’t imagine that she hasn’t realized that she and Pitt aren’t really compatible. It seems like she would now find him irritating. Also, he is basically a lousy actor and should not have been nominated. He can read a script but can you imagine him being able to carry off something like Hugh Jackman’s responsibilities last night? (and I am not referring to the singing and dancing - I am referring to an ability to reach varying dimensions and depth as an actor and last night was one of many roles for Hugh - and the same goes for AJ. She could not have pulled off Anne Hathaways little number either). Anyway, I am probably off, but I feel like Brad Pitt and his personal choices, his illiterate ramblings, and his acting abilities, are all a huge elephant in the room in terms of hollywood - no one is going to state the obvious. Sure he’s a nice guy but nice guy, pretty boy, who doesn’t show some backbone by settling his family down for a little while, and who complains about having to promote his movies (that’s why you get paid sooooo much $$$ you whiny little boy) will utimately lose the respect of those who matter most to him.

Seriously pela, you think about this shit way too much.

C'mon Carol, like YOU don't know what Massengil is.

RichPort's Ghost
Seriously pela, you think about this shit way too much.

______________________

You're right, it is shit.
Probably says more about me ....
Maybe I am using this loser venue to purge out my disrespect for people like Brad Pitt.

These 2 deserve each other because they're LOSERS!

And thus ends pela's therapy session... next up, turning racists to black activists!

Wrong even fish. Angelina wore a floor length dress to the oscars not a knee length.

I just noticed that if you look carefully at the first picture, you'll see the sign that says "british film award" so it's definitely not the oscars.

Rich, you're a budding psychotherapist! maybe you can help me....I keep having this dream that I'm punching Angelina Jolie in the face...but each time I punch her, she grows another head, so I try to punch that one, and another head appears......and so on and so on......what do you think that means?

Further proof that tattoos = the person and she is one trailer trash whore.

66- shut the fuck up, she doesn't live in a trailer you stupid shit.

she is beautiful

In pic # 3.. That is not kelly Osbourne. This chick has a round face while the Osbourne spooge has a ridiculasly square face.

In pic # 3.. That is not kelly Osbourne. This chick has a round face while the Osbourne spooge has a ridiculasly square face.
#49.. Angelina looks on the downside of 40. She is not hot.
Oscars are not awarded to tv shows. You stupid bitch. Have some common sense before you post.

In pic # 3.. That is not kelly Osbourne. This chick has a round face while the Osbourne spooge has a ridiculasly square face.
#49.. Angelina looks on the downside of 40. She is not hot.
Oscars are not awarded to tv shows. You stupid bitch. Have some common sense before you post.

Is that dandruff on his jacket?

I don't believe the SHIT is coming out there, folks?

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Poor Angie, she is so desperate for a commitment from Brad, the desperation is not very attractive either.
it won't be long till he moves on and cheats on her.
She is aging as bad as brad, thier relationship is not agreeing eith them. They keep trying to convince the world they are madly in love and it is obvious it is just not working.

No way she is only 32, she looks older than my mom and I am in my 30's.
She is a chronic liar, so i am sure she has to lie about her age.
just like her recent lie, i am quitting acting to spend time with the kids I have hoerded, I mean collected, as she prepares for her next movie salt?
i bet she is older than brad.

Lynda - she's not 32!! WTF? Who said she was 32. She's 33 turning 34 this year and I think she looks her age. If you look at Jennifer Aniston she does show her age as well (probably why she always wears her hair on her face). Yes Jen's body is amazing, but not so much her face!!

I LOVEEE Angelina!! ever think maybe it's her that doesn't want the commitment AND he has also fallen in love with his co-stars, so back of the Ange is a whore, blah, blah.

John Mayer is gross..she's way above him!

Oh my god, they both look gorgeous! Who cares if they lost, the nomination in itself means you got noticed so fuck the oscar. Jen was looking good too. Poor girl, ange was looking extra fav sunday hahahaha must've hurt a bit. ouch!

and by the way.. thewy are always grabbing each other's asses, who wouldn't??!!

ewww....
Im bored of her and her ugly balck dress. Can she be any more bring?
this girl looks like she 45......She 'd been with everyone....brad's not special, he's last.

ewww....
Im bored of her and her ugly balck dress. Can she be any more boring?
this girl looks like she .....She 'd been with everyone....brad's not special, he's last. Ugly and Boring!!!!!


These two media whores always wondering a bout one would probably think they had implanted micropchip in their ears (like my friend did to her dog that kept on wondering off)

Please check IUC EXCLUSIVE - AJ History month part IV - were kids really the issue in Brad's breakup with Jen? Angelina Jolie is Quadsexual. Pls read it.

I'm bored of that colour too.!!!Black colour show a luck of imagination.Like she's lost her imagination and her inspiration.!A vivid colour will make her feel happier!Try purple at least!

ja is oky in her own way,but what i disliked about pitt was he cheated on his exwife. there is no sensiblewoman who would not want kids ,even if it means adoption.aj has always been upsetting relationships.

aj should remember that what goes around comes around. it is hard for ja to find a pitt replacement,but single ladies are happy the way they are.the whole world keeps saying aj is beautiful, but look at her lips (TROUT POUT) &her HANDS&LEGS ALL BONY&PLENTY OF VEINS. is that what you call beautiful. even if ja hasnot won an oscar,all hope is not lost .there is still tme for that. ja is beautiful in her own way. afterall her ex hubby is still in contact with her. &his mum jane loves ja ¬,nver aj.

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