Feb 24 2009Beyonce's nipple makes Oscar appearance

It was bound to happen someday.

What is up with that pink lipstick she keeps trying to pull off? It does NOT look good.

What is up with that pink lipstick she keeps trying to pull off? It does NOT look good.

JESUS !

This little......production number thing they did....was .....so fucking gay. I mean, it lisped...it's wrists were limp....it giggled.....it did everything but take it up the ass right on prime time.

oops.

I can't see it. I keep getting the pic with the star. Damn.

There's a nipple there?

DAMN, she looks HOT in these pics. Too bad she wouldn't have anything to do with a nobody like me.

I watched a few minutes, right up until Wolverine sat on Nixon's lap. WTF!!!!

Beyonce looks really pretty in these photos. I missed the Oscars on purpose because I was exhausted. It's a good thing she has beautiful nipples. I have seen pictures of women with perfect shaped breasts and not so great nipples.

Since I am a girl I wonder if guys really care about that stuff Do you?

Wear something that fits ya, bitch!

The nipples may be the most important part. I've dumped girls over shitty nipples.

She is unattractive and talentless. Still can't figure out why she's famous.

Better that than falling down the stairs!

Looks like the stage and stairs were reinforced. Good thinking.

He obviuosly could care less....he's not even looking at it! That's right you skanky bitch....you slipped a nip right under Hugh Jackman's nose and he's not even interested! I personally do not believe there is a hotter man on this planet.

.....and that scab's got her fat-ass thunder thighs wrapped all around him! Life is NOT fair.

All his workouts sure came in handy. Billy Crystal would have been in traction after the show.

I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

That's not a nipple, it's a fucking shade. And this cow has gotten faaaaat.

Hew is gorgeous!

When you scratch & sniff it, it smells like Popeye's.

I'm so glad I skipped the Oscars this year....yawnfest!

Obviously the Connecticut cops should have called Hugh when Travis got out of control.

As much as I like Hugh, it kind of looks like he's wearing makeup.

Jesus and his followers ruined the world Bible Guy.
I hate Behonce and Rhianna as they both suck. Be' has fat legs. Yuck!

Nice! Her boobs look really great. But what is that piece of her costume hanging down between her legs. It looks like fire crotch.

Whoever writes for the Superficial is so funny. Perez has more posts but this site is so much funnier.

Also, Spenceer is a whore.

She looks a little too excited to be with Jackman. I hope when she got home Jay-Z gave her a nice big Chris Brown welcome.

Actually I thought this was a great number, sort of a tribute to previous generations of talented entertainers by the current generation of empty celebrities.

I knew she'd end up doing something noteworthy, sooner or later!

i'm glad the supports on those stairs held, she's looking like quite the heiffer these days

Irregardless, Sean Penn upstaged everybody by giving an honest and gutsy acceptance speech. Gotta admire a guy who doesn't give a fuck what you think.

Nicer nipple than I would have imagined and when did Jackman turn into an Oompa-Loompa.

@27

Perez, shouldn't you be doodling on some photo, or knee-deep in a gallon of rocky road (or balls-deep in some dude) rather than posting on the 'fish?

Fat.

that qualifies as a nipple slip? there's more wishful thinking in that photo than nipple.

I wish they had the courage to do "Singing in the Rain" and have it turn into "Umbrella" and then he just beats the hell out of her. Now THAT would have been funny!

Jackmans' actual thoughts:

"damn girl LAYOFF the fried chicken and you might be able to get rid of that elephant ass"

"nice broccoli, brush much??..."

first nipple slip i haven't wanted to see

#37 - or reenact the Singing in the Rain scene in A Clockwork Orange.

if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring in it

Hugh Jackman: "Hey look...a milk dud"

I don't understand why Beyonce is always at every awards show! What does this whore have to do with the Oscars?!?! She can't act, was not nominated, nor was any movie she was in nominated. It's like she always have to be everywhere! Someone needs to get Travis the chimp aka Chris Brown after her!

So...this was a tribute to Joan Embery?

It's a shame people are talking about Beyonce's nipples instead of her talent. Oh wait....

Dark nipples are disgusting. If they're not pink, keep them covered.

Can there be ANY awards show that does not showcase a performance by Beyonce? Are there no other sistahs able to perform or does it default to her automatically? Jesus Christ I am sick of this girl.

"Ungawa! There's a white man singing here! "

Keep the nipples up ! lolz..
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If you're not convinced, just watch the Barbara Walters piece where he gives that crone a lap dance. No straight dude would ever do that.

*sigh* I wish her vagina was on her chest...

... okay, that's barely there. Going now.

once again she was wack, he was great in the show but her presence seemed to overshadow what the night was about

# 32, the word "irregardless" does not exist.

if you liked it then you shoulda put a penis in it.

gross...looks like a terd someone stepped on. Ill take pink over brown everyday.

What can brown do for me? Nothing Thank You.

...yea, nothing.

Yea, if that was my bitch...shed get a nice fist to the face when she got home for even touching a white guy. I done told her nObama was prez and from here on out she dont have to be doing shit like that.

A lots of you dont be knowing this, but I aint skerred to put a woman in her place for breathing wrong or anything worse, like walking funny, talking above 3 decibelz or even singing out of key.

Dont forget it bitchez...werd!

-Chris Browneye

it's not the nipple she shoudl be worried about...it's those damn thunder thighs. please start wearing pants. what is she trying to prove by wearing all these ill-fitting bodysuits? that she has no shame? accomplished!

Lip Sync !!!!

Hugh Jackman the Cologne: nipple magnet PEW PEW PEW

#47 - I'm sure many other names came up as well before Beyonce. Jennifer Hudson probably being one of them. Seeing what a production (no matter how good or bad it was) she probably just has way too much going on right now.

I also love the comments that she's fat. The girl is FIT and BUILT. A little jiggle in her wiggle is just what we all need.

@ 9 aka Massa Im very surprised in you. I know I shouldn't be making this a race thing, but you actually said a black woman is hot. I thought you hated blacks, and thought we all looked like apes. If I have the wrong person I do apologize, and please disregard this message.

Settle down, #55. I'm sure some day that line will work. Until then use a butt plug, you filthy homo.

Moo!!

She was REAL careful walking down those stairs. I think she watched every step. Poor thing! I don't know about a nipple slip. There's like barely anything there. Superficial is getting desperate....

@62

Disregard my comment. I didn't mean to post that.

*thinks to self: I am a pathetic, insecure, sad little man, and the only way I can feel better about myself is to belittle those who I deem are beneath me. And by condemning an entire race, it makes it so much easier than to judge individuals on their character. Therefore by definition, I am better than you just by being born white.

A lot of people feel sorry for me, but that's silly-- they don't know that I'm the first one in my family to graduate from high school, and so far I have resisted the siren song of both of my sisters. Also, I have saved enough money from my construction job to buy my own trailer on the south end of the park, far away from the riff raff. I may have enough left over to get all my teeth fixed too. (I got summer teeth now-- summer there, summer not.) Anyhoo-- the reason I come off so hateful is because my best girl left me for a black man, I lost my job at the factory to a hispanic dude, and then the Indian guy at the bank refused my loan and on the way home I got a ticket from a female cop (who happens to be half white/half black, and more importantly, too uppity to be interested in dinner at the local Ponderosa...).

I guess my frustrations come from the fact that I can no longer coast through life counting on the "good ol' boy" network to carry me through and rely on white privelege to do the heavy lifting while I just sit back and relax. So, I just shift the blame-- and my rage-- onto minorities, where I think it belongs. Twisted, yes, I know. But it sure makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.*

...Aw shoot, did I just post what I was really thinking AGAIN?

@ 66

I know you think you have pwned that Massa troll but actually you have lost. You just spent 5 minutes typing out that response that you could have been spent doing something productive with your life. The troll got to you so badly that you had to type out an insulting diatribe.

Any time you respond to a troll, even to acknowledge their existence, they win. You've been trolled.

Right back atcha, bitch.

^^^^^67

Right back atcha, bitch. How much time did it take you?

P.S. You didn't just acknowledge a troll, did you?

Bwaahahahaaa

^^^^^67

Right back atcha, bitch. How much time did it take you?

P.S. You didn't just acknowledge a troll, did you?

Bwaahahahaaa

This picture is on the front page of Tuesday's Globe and Mail, a national newspaper in Canada. I don't think they noticed.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWw Ugly fatty! Looks like a guy's nipple.

Fat negroid. Ugliest people on the planet next to Australian Aboriginals.

@70

no u

Why he posted his personal ads on ***sugarmingle. c o m*** ????? It seems that he have emotional issues.

Beyonce is so annoying,,,

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I'll take it #73 anyday. As long as I get to leave this hell we call earth one day and go off to a heavenly world full of nothing but angels I would switch looking like myself to look like Seal. I'd rather take that deal than to be ugly on the inside as well. After all when it comes to people like you...no one will ever convince you different so ok Im ugly because Im black. Who really cares as much as you do anyway? No one is forcing you to sleep with blacks, befriend blacks, or even look at them in the media for that fact of the matter.

nice try, troll @78.

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Pasties and Duct Tape would have stopped this wardrobe malfunction. What was the wardrobe department thinking. I hope they all get fired.

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Looks like her mother designed her outfit again.

Anyone posting after me likes to go down under Hugh Jackoff's crotch and lick his genitalia

Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on " C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M " It is a hot celebrity and millionaire singles club, OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

Sorry I can't post right now, my mouth is full of Hugh!

You call that a nip slip? Get real. It looks like some of that tape they use to stop garments from slipping. That ass of hers' is getting bigger by the month.

@ #5

the only thing "gayer" was you watching the Oscars.

A little sentence for fooling american civilians, folks!!

Dont you just love wardrobe malfunctions. Yippeee Youtube here I come

@73 The really ugly ones are those fucking dune coons.

I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

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Intelligence, emotion too

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The fakery of jerks like him

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So I devised this plan today

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There was a time when I was grossly overweight. At that time, I had no clue about the acai berry. I was fat, ugly, sloppy and laden with a negative attitude. This is when I saw Dr. Oz explaining about the acai berry on CNN. I was impressed and decided to try the acai berry myself. This is what it did to me.

Wow that was a good one! It should happen more often!

Wow, if you guys think that she's fat, jesus, you must think that Lindsay Lohan is now the perfect girl. There's a nice pelvic bone to break your penis with.

Whoah! It really does happen sometimes.

Wtf is up with her neck?

It really does happen sometimes. After all. it's an accident.

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You Americans are so feeble! You call that NSFW? Here in Canada CTV television shows a fashion tv show on Sunday afternoon that regularily shows exposed breasts and nipples in runway fashion shows. This is on SUNDAY afternoon, on free tv, not a pay station. Never heard of one complaint being made.

But in the US even the barest hint of a nipple is considered NSFW while extreme violence is considered suitable for all.

Go figure.

The real Massa' here, not my stalker.

Next week Beyonce will be the feature and cover for National Geographic, in a study of how some of the Negro species of Apes have the ability to speak, although in a very barbaric and unrefined way. Most still communicate with hand gestures and illegible grunts and screams, like other apes.

I was hoping for a clit slip.

Why do I even bother with you people you are all so disgusting?

One thing you seem to have forgotten Massa is that the "negroes" make the best llovers!!!!!! ;

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#79 - I like towel heads too... it means the bitch just showered...

#101 - It must suck to be poor and pointless. How do you cope?

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Here's the cover of next weeks National Geographic with Beyonce, oddly, she looks strikingly similar to the First Orangutan, Michelle Obomma...

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I would eat Beyonce's steel wool covered snatch. My face would look like it lost a fight with a cheese grater, and I'd smell like sour milk mixed with ceptic water, but it would be worth it to have sex with an Ape, that way I could add another wild animal to my resume of sexual conquests.....

@17 you mean "He obviously could NOT care less" not "He obviuosly could care less." you fucking moronic idiot, Americans really should learn how to speak and SPELL its obvious you DIMWITTED moronic fool not obviuos and couldn't care less, not could care less. UGH the most stupid country on the planet.

@111 - Do you think you could count for us the number of words you misspelled in your whiney little rant? Smart.

Go get your teeth fixed already.

@ 111....YOU'RE ripping on ME for my grammar and spelling? Nice.....did you spellcheck your paragraph cocksucker? You're smart for not letting on to which country you're from. What a fuckin' LOSER!!!

#110 - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN...

Knowledge, Responsibilty, Literacy.... the Porch Monkey craves not these things....

Knowledge, Responsibilty, Literacy.... the Porch Monkey craves not these things....

She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
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i loved this performance...i pretty much love anything beyonce ever does! love her!

"Brookey", have you taken your meds today? Try breathing into a paper bag before you hurt yourself, and no more sugar the rest of the day, okay?

Thunder Thighs

#106 About Massa' #101, you left out "dickless"! I've never seen anyone so obviously suffering from micropenis before. It takes him a full 45 seconds to whack off so that leaves 23 hours 58 minutes and 15 seconds of the day to devote to hate. That's one long day.

#109 obviously has the same amount of time to devote to "creativity" and cut and paste. Guess we know what your cock size is now buddy and not even third graders are jealous!

she's such a fuckpig. her legs are so goddamn Big Momma-ish that they had to design the costume to try and camouflage it. I guarantee you that if they lifted that red flaps up, you'd see thighs that meet each at the crotch. Why this bitch gets any attention is beyond me. I'm so fucking sick of her.

Masturbated and bled.

OMG, when did she get so fat? Eww!

@79 Im no troll, and this is how I really feel. First of all NOT everyone is going to think you're attractive, and therefore second of all why let it get you down. I just feel like I'll live my life happier since I don't allow the opinions of others to get to me. In my opinion Beyonce is one of the most gorgeous women on earth, but to the next person she may not be attractive at all. Oh well...such is life.

mmm i don't think that a simple nipple slip can't make u forget how fat she looks with that Moulin Rouge Movie girl non accepted on cast outfit...puagh

Why don't people ever say anything about Beyonces weight? I don't think she's fat, but some celebrities get really trashed for gaining weight & Beyonce is actually bigger than some of these?

#109 has way too much time on it's hands.
#127 beyonce controls her image (aka brand). also, it's socially accepted for blk girls to be heavier. different body types. beyonce could starve herself and have flat abs, but still have have hips, thighs and a booty. same with some brazilian girls. different body types. besides, not everyone thinks a stick figure or size 0/2 is attractive. btw, beyonce is a size 6 (she auctioned off one of her dresses recently).

I am more worried about that lateral vaginal opening on her throat

why would hugh care about her nipple ? everybody knows he is a total cake-eater just like travolta and cruise...dont think he be interested at all in a fine girl like beyonce

btw whats with all the shit-talk about beyonce being fat ? shes a bit curvier but who gives a shit ? the majority of people in the states are fattys anyways so what gives ? also the racist comments are really nice...good thing the internet exists so people with issues can shit on everybody else haha....these comments are hilarious...great stuff people !!

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WHY SOME OF YALL HATING ON ME? IS IT CAUSE IM WHAT U CANT BE??? ONE OF MY RINGS IS WORTH MORE THEN YOUR LIFE!!! SO THAT PRETTY MUCH MEANS YALL ARE WORTHLESS TO ME AND SO ARE YOUR IGNORANT COMMENTS!!! I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU BOYS CHOOSE PINK OVER BROWN CAUSE IM TAKEN ANYWAY(AND IM PRETTY SURE IM HOTTER THEN YOUR OLE LADY) I WAS AT THE OSCAR BECAUSE IM THE SHIT!!! AND IM NOT FAT I MAKE WHITE CHICKS WANT ASS/HIPS LIKE MINE!!! NEWS FLASH..... THIS JUST IN...SKINNY PEOPLE WITH THIER RIBS POKING OUT IS NOT SEXY OR HEALTHY SO WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD DONT LET SOCIETY TRY TO TELL YOU HOW U SHOULD LOOK.BE YOURSELF AND DO YOU!!! AND IF YOU ARE SKINNY THATS COOL BUT DONT LET PEOPLE MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE PRETTY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SKINNY(NOT TRUE!!!)

LMAOOOOOOO BEYONCE........that shut their asses up........way to go girl!!! I can't imagine a mature person talking like those idiots above me, so must of been a bunch of kiddies........so who cares what they think anyway.........hun, you were wonderfulllll at the Oscars and any show you appear on.......the reason they always ask you back, is because you do one hell of a show!!!!! God bless you girl!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOO BEYONCE........that shut their asses up........way to go girl!!! I can't imagine a mature person talking like those idiots above me, so must of been a bunch of kiddies........so who cares what they think anyway.........hun, you were wonderfulllll at the Oscars and any show you appear on.......the reason they always ask you back, is because you do one hell of a show!!!!! God bless you girl!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOO BEYONCE........that shut their asses up........way to go girl!!! I can't imagine a mature person talking like those idiots above me, so must of been a bunch of kiddies........so who cares what they think anyway.........hun, you were wonderfulllll at the Oscars and any show you appear on.......the reason they always ask you back, is because you do one hell of a show!!!!! God bless you girl!!!!!

uhhh...mmm wow 1) who cares and 2) i luv how they have all these jealous people out here tryna drive on beyonce. I'm pretty sure she didn't walk out there saying let me flash my nipples to everyone. I think it's funny that you got people over here saying how ugly and talentless she is when you all know you would do anything to be her. My whole thing even if you don't like the girl doesn't mean you gotta hate on her. Give her credit she is good and she is doing what she has to do. I mean i hate hanna montana and the jonas brothers and high school musical all that stuff, but I gotta give them credit at least they are going out there doing what they wanna do........so don't hate.

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I guarantee you that if they lifted that red flaps up, you'd see thighs that meet each at the crotch. Why this bitch gets any attention is beyond me. I'm so fucking sick of her.

I can't see any nipple. lol

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