Feb 15 2009Benji Madden turns Katy Perry into a lesbian
Benji Madden attempted to pick up Katy Perry last night at LAVO in Vegas prompting her to loudly proclaim her love of women to the crowd, according to TMZ:
"Happy Vagina Day... Fuck boys. We don't need boys -- we got girls!"
I guess this explains her outfit. If it were 1985. But, seriously, leave it to Benji Madden to turn anyone off to men. I'm surprised he's not being paid by Rick Warren to "cure" gay guys. Not that I support that kind of thing, but let's not pretend it wouldn't work. Tom Cruise is looking at these pics right now and thinking about having sex with Katie Holmes. - - Or maybe just a hug. Just a hug.

Reader Comments
1. Goddess mimi - February 15, 2009 3:51 PM
Prayer's Answered as always!
Go Amy!
2. Zee Brat - February 15, 2009 3:53 PM
Isn't Benji the fat one?
3. prick - February 15, 2009 3:54 PM
That Katy Perry's a weird bird. But that wouldn't stop me from licking her asshole and her asscrack.
4. Goddess mimi - February 15, 2009 3:54 PM
My good morals prove the power of positivism and prayer! This Benji guy has to be the ugliest fuck out there. What is he famous for anyway?
Team Amy Winehouse coming on strong again! First AND second place finishes!
5. Watch - February 15, 2009 3:57 PM
who gives a shit about this?
6. bnihi - February 15, 2009 3:57 PM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
7. Sally - February 15, 2009 3:57 PM
I suppose proclaiming to be a lesbian is easier than getting Paris Hilton's crabs.
8. Shep - February 15, 2009 4:05 PM
Fat Benji Madden was way better cause I could actually tell them apart. Now it's just 2 identical dirt bags.
9. Skeet - February 15, 2009 4:06 PM
Katie Perry must walk into a Halloween costume store and be like "ummm one of everythign please"
10. argntina - February 15, 2009 4:09 PM
i haaaaate that haircutt
11. fucker - February 15, 2009 4:10 PM
#7, I just fucked Paris Hilton last night and her crabs aren't that bad. It was worth it to have my crotch rubbed against that blonde pussy. So now my crotch itches, big deal. It was worth it.
12. anthonyOA - February 15, 2009 4:12 PM
lawdy she's so hot. lawdy. :)
13. Minty - February 15, 2009 4:39 PM
Sad attempt to make up for the sex appeal lost from her face...
14. jolie - February 15, 2009 4:42 PM
Life needs passion.
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15. av-hardware.com - February 15, 2009 4:45 PM
This is the first time that I hear that a guy turns a women into a lesbian. But wen you look clouser to this guy you'll see thet he is Paris Hilton in disguise. This explains everything...
16. Cash - February 15, 2009 4:47 PM
Don't need talent either, as you've got big tits, auto-tune and melodyne.
17. me - February 15, 2009 4:57 PM
Anyone posting after me sucks on Benji Madden's penis
18. eric - February 15, 2009 5:36 PM
Why is this dyke famous again?
19. g_girl - February 15, 2009 5:55 PM
wow, he's really gotten skinny. drugs?
20. g_girl - February 15, 2009 5:55 PM
wow, he' really gotten skinny. drugs?
21. blugardenia - February 15, 2009 6:10 PM
Her necklace looks like those toys that parrots play with. Oh boy. I swear that's what it is.
22. jim - February 15, 2009 6:40 PM
That wigger is a disgrace.
23. Captain Clit - February 15, 2009 6:54 PM
Turn your friggin hat on straight you stupid talentless dbag!
Jesus F'n Christ stop posting these fucktard brothers!
Hate you.
24. Terd - February 15, 2009 7:02 PM
@ 21
HAHAHAAAA LMFAO !
Who made that fugly necklace, Fisher-Price??
25. Riley - February 15, 2009 7:53 PM
Benji Madden is hot.
26. . - February 15, 2009 8:05 PM
#25 Seriously???? I would do the Superficial's racist troll before him...but then again, perhaps not.
27. Ardgelina - February 15, 2009 8:47 PM
She got that jumper from H&M, I just saw it today. I wanted it but now i'm happy i didn't get it !
28. Courtyardpigeon - February 15, 2009 8:52 PM
Why is that guy famous again? I mean for real. I have no idea what he ever did in life. He looks like the guy from the Too Fly For A White Guy video. I mean seriously, who is this fucking idiot that thinks he's a badass? Let's drop this white boy off in Compton at 11pm and see how tough he is then.
29. foghat - February 15, 2009 9:47 PM
If she had kissed Benji she could have made a follow up song about how she kissed a cunt
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30. sin - February 15, 2009 9:58 PM
Shes nice, pretty, has real tits, her music isn't that bad but she can not dress herself.
Madden, who the fuck ever cared about these losers. The guy who runs this site has to be gay and has a crush on him because there is no other reason to acknowledge he even exist.
31. Los Angeles Tailor - February 15, 2009 10:20 PM
I have to say that regardless, that dress is very polarizing!
32. Lawrence - February 15, 2009 10:58 PM
She is sexy! She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire dat*ing site named " Richromances.com".. Is it really her?
33. lola - February 16, 2009 12:25 AM
Benji isn't fat. He seems like a nice guy that doesn't hit women. He has lost a lot of weight, but he is short and has a larger bones structure. My guy is tall, slim and strong, but all body types are beautiful
34. Tv Blogger - February 16, 2009 1:36 AM
I guess she just didn't want to catch anything he got from Paris!
35. hi - February 16, 2009 1:54 AM
The fugly twins.
36. FACE HUNTER - February 16, 2009 7:07 AM
She is sexy! She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire dat*ing site named " Richromances.com".. Is it really her?
37. Viv - February 17, 2009 3:06 AM
he looks coked out
38. filmloversdate - February 17, 2009 9:03 AM
that's weird, i said the same thing to my friends and i thought i was being creative.
39. hack - February 17, 2009 12:22 PM
She is still so beautiful, but I don`t like her any more because she likes dating with a few different Billionaires on ^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M^^ these days. It is already reported by New York daily.
40. hack - February 17, 2009 12:29 PM
Well, she is really too sexy and hot!!! Maybe you can join " c e l e b m i n g l e. c o m " if you want to find such a sexy and beautiful cutie!!!!
41. the big kahuna - February 17, 2009 6:57 PM
she has such good style!
it's just really different.
i always look foward to what she's going to wear.
42. likewhoa - February 25, 2009 2:23 AM
she looks like kathy griffin in these pics!! what the fuck?!
43. Christina Madden - April 4, 2009 5:06 AM
F ALL OF YOU! Benji and Joel Madden is the hottest twins out there. Everyone wants them, cause they're HAWT! They're famous for their own clothing line, doing charity, celebchicks flirting with them and having millions of fans from their damn successful band Good Charlotte. So, if u every get that far, then come talk, but not sooner. So fuc k off ppl! And Katy perry SUCKS he's way too good for him. At least he has REAL talent :/
44. Christina Madden - April 4, 2009 5:06 AM
F ALL OF YOU! Benji and Joel Madden is the hottest twins out there. Everyone wants them, cause they're HAWT! They're famous for their own clothing line, doing charity, celebchicks flirting with them and having millions of fans from their damn successful band Good Charlotte. So, if u every get that far, then come talk, but not sooner. So fuc k off ppl! And Katy perry SUCKS he's way too good for him. At least he has REAL talent :/
45. Tanya - August 16, 2009 5:01 PM
Tell me why so many people hate on the Madden brothers? They are both sweet, sexy and very down to Earth. And they started the Band Good Charlotte you bunch of idiots. I'd let one or both of them pick me up at a club any time!!