Feb 17 2009
Audrina Patridge's weird breasts in a bikini
Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they've been replaced with more footage of bikinis. Wait. Did MTV do something smart, or is the acid I put in my coffee kicking in? I'll ask the leprechaun in my pants. He'll know what to do.
UPDATE: Okay, that wasn't a leprechaun, but now I know why my green Sharpie doesn't work.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. llywleyn - February 17, 2009 12:24 PM
boobs
2. mike - February 17, 2009 12:24 PM
Blah!
3. llywleyn - February 17, 2009 12:25 PM
boobs
4. environmentalist - February 17, 2009 12:25 PM
When will we learn? We must stop dumping industrial waste in the ocean. You go to the beach and what do you see? Big mounds of silicone that washed ashore. They look so ugly and unnatural.
5. Sportsdvl - February 17, 2009 12:26 PM
There hasn't been a gap that large between tits since Tori Spelling was on TV.
6. cheech - February 17, 2009 12:26 PM
Cool man. I would still do her. In fact I would do any hole.
7. hollywood_hillbilly - February 17, 2009 12:27 PM
Her breasts aren't that weird. I have definitely come across this type of boob in the wild. Also, her sister is hottt.
8. Teeeh - February 17, 2009 12:28 PM
Not weird, Not weird at all
9. Teeeh - February 17, 2009 12:30 PM
Right on #6,
10. Jeezy - February 17, 2009 12:34 PM
Plastic surgery gone wrong.
11. Randal - February 17, 2009 12:34 PM
Audrina is one of my favorites on The Hills and she's certainly making a big name for herself just as Heidi Montag has already done, although I'm still debating on which one of the two is more beautiful.
You can catch them both on The Hills for double beauty action.
Randal
12. TundraC - February 17, 2009 12:35 PM
That is ot lauren Boseworth. Looks like Spencers sister, stephanie... Not like anyone cares though. We are all fixated on the grand canyon between Audrina's Fun bags!!
13. TundraC - February 17, 2009 12:35 PM
That is ot lauren Boseworth. Looks like Spencers sister, stephanie... Not like anyone cares though. We are all fixated on the grand canyon between Audrina's Fun bags!!
14. Courageous - February 17, 2009 12:37 PM
Sure, her breasts are fake, but as fake breasts go, they are quite nice, and she is a very pretty girl. I have never seen an episode of The Hills and have no plan to do so unless Audrina and her friends tie me down and do all kinds of nasty on me while it plays on the TV. In any case, she is hot.
'nuf said!
15. sixpack - February 17, 2009 12:38 PM
...what is that VERY GAY landing strip thing surf-bro has on his stomach? Jesus, what happened to men!??
16. Dakota - February 17, 2009 12:39 PM
Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini.....
17. Dakota - February 17, 2009 12:39 PM
Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini.....
18. Dakota - February 17, 2009 12:39 PM
Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini.....
19. jimmy - February 17, 2009 12:42 PM
Dakota is a dork.
Dakota is a dork.
Dakota is a dork.
20. Courageous - February 17, 2009 12:43 PM
Dakota.... could not agree more.
sixpack... gotta tell you... I did not even look at the pics of Brody. How gay are you? lol
21. peter - February 17, 2009 12:44 PM
Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on "millionaire friends. c om". It is said she is dating a great guy there.
22. Vince Lombardi - February 17, 2009 12:46 PM
Avoiding the breast (t)issue for a moment: If you have to tattoo your own name on the side of your ribcage in 3" high letters, it's probably because you aren't intelligent enough to remember your name without (c)rib notes.
Yeah, I said it.
23. Bradd Pitts Stinky Finger. - February 17, 2009 12:46 PM
Those beavery teeth would gnaw my dick off.
24. MustangSally - February 17, 2009 12:47 PM
5. Sportsdvl - February 17, 2009 12:26 PM
There hasn't been a gap that large between tits since Tori Spelling was on TV.
GENIUS
so soooo true
25. #22 - well played! - February 17, 2009 12:49 PM
that was clever. props!
26. jlo - February 17, 2009 12:52 PM
That's stephanie pratt, not lauren bosworth.
27. http://www.popduds.com (now open) - February 17, 2009 12:54 PM
this is great news for anybody with a sternum fetish!
28. John - February 17, 2009 1:12 PM
First.... of all, HORF. Ladies, please don't get fake tits. I don't care if you got bug bites for tits, it beats the hell out of the huge gapping void between the fake ones. (see above photos for visual) Just make sure you ass is fine, nah-mean, just sayin'.
29. Panthro - February 17, 2009 1:14 PM
What up, girl?
30. The Music Elitist - February 17, 2009 1:16 PM
Her boobs are weird looking....but I think that separation would make titty-fucking her easier.
31. RichPort's Ghost - February 17, 2009 1:23 PM
If I wasn't such a goddamn cocksucking faggot I would probably find her attractive.
But alas, I'm a knob-goggling bitch. I'm the truest definition of "wide receiver." Goatse's got nothing on me.
P.S. Anyone know when the next episode of "Queer Eye" is on? I missed it when I was out walking my toy poodle on the way to getting my vagina waxed.
32. Deacon Jones - February 17, 2009 1:32 PM
Look!
It's Brooke Hogan with a case of outer thigh herpes!
33. Warren Piece - February 17, 2009 1:34 PM
YOUR BIG BOOBS WILL NOT DISTRACT ME FROM YOUR HORRIBLE CANKLES AUDRINA. Seriously folks - she has _terrible_ cankles - research it. Anyway - the boobs are too big now - personally a big fan of the natural, regardless of the size.
34. J - February 17, 2009 1:36 PM
I think that is Stpehanie Pratt not Lo...
35. Fati - February 17, 2009 1:38 PM
her breasts are fine.
36. Ted Mosby - February 17, 2009 1:40 PM
She looked fine before the implants. She still looks good with the fake funbags.
37. obama45 - February 17, 2009 1:41 PM
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T allmingle Co m____ ,really?
38. Noob - February 17, 2009 1:48 PM
thirty eighth!!!!!!!!
39. ChEF - February 17, 2009 1:49 PM
those tits are fake, but i'd still leave a load on her stomach...
40. Geegee - February 17, 2009 1:58 PM
that blonde is Spencers sister, not lauren bosworth.
41. Richard McBeef - February 17, 2009 2:21 PM
She should get a third implant put in that massive gap. Total Recall, baby. Then I might fuck her just for the novelty factor.
42. sara - February 17, 2009 2:46 PM
Another loser that deformed herself. She looked so much better before. It looks painful to have to carry those things around. You can almost see the outline of the implants.
43. Superevil - February 17, 2009 2:50 PM
I'd love to fuck her in the mouth
44. Fluffy Butt - February 17, 2009 2:54 PM
they kind of look like oranges in TUBE SOCKS. a few more years and she may just be able to tie them in knots. now thats HOTT
.
.
not
45. bryony1 - February 17, 2009 3:10 PM
They're natural and not shoved together by a padded top. People are so used to seeing fake breasts they can't tell when they see the real things.
46. Rich Port's Ghost's Troll is Gay - February 17, 2009 3:47 PM
yup
47. JPRichardson - February 17, 2009 3:54 PM
She actually looks attractive here.
48. wolf5150 - February 17, 2009 4:14 PM
yea, peek-a-boo you freakin' whore, lets see you stick that Corona bottle in your vag.
49. meme - February 17, 2009 4:34 PM
Oh how I hate that I know this. Audrina is with Stephanie Pratt, not with Lo Bosworth. Ugh, I need to be slapped for knowing this.
50. milf - February 17, 2009 5:34 PM
who says not?
then guess you better see what hot and sincere cougars on "____ Agelessmate.com ____" are saying about her!! BTW, it's the place where Ageless people meet and mingle! Nothing but love rules there!!
51. Marco n Us - February 17, 2009 6:04 PM
She is totally perfect, Wtf is wrong with her, NOTHING get your hand out of your pants. lol your weird Audrina is perfect in my book.
52. lala - February 17, 2009 6:12 PM
the 3rd pic of a male isnt Brody, it is LC's ex boyfriend Doug the Slug
53. the big kahuna - February 17, 2009 6:47 PM
i love audrina, but she REALLY needs to get her boobs redone.
54. tj - February 17, 2009 7:55 PM
yes, weird. there's also something weird going on in my trousers right now, too, after looking at these pictures.
55. Jen - February 17, 2009 7:58 PM
The blond girl is not Lauren Bosworth, it's Spencer's sister, Stephanie Pratt...
56. Joline - February 17, 2009 8:14 PM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?
57. lou - February 17, 2009 8:56 PM
All you do is talk shit about people, I bet you weigh 350 pounds an look like
crap
58. keisha - February 17, 2009 9:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/midgetcummustache
59. JJ - February 17, 2009 9:11 PM
i COMPLETELY agree with #57
stop talking shit about everyone
its like she's too thin..she's too fat..she's...
then who the fuck is good enough huh?
nobody is effing perfect..but there is nothing horribly wrong with these people
nothing gives away a jealous and bitter shitty loser than constant bashing on people that most of you assfaces would secretly kill to look like..
60. sdtangler - February 17, 2009 9:32 PM
Audrina Patridge is dumber than a bag of hammers.
She made the "The Soup's" top ten videos last year with her moronic, nay, imbecillic, comment regarding particle colliders. If you haven't seen it, youtube it.
For those of you who find her charming, I recommend dating a blow up doll.
61. fee - February 17, 2009 9:34 PM
this is a site for talking shit. Not Oprah.
62. Kris - February 17, 2009 9:39 PM
That's definitely Stephanie Pratt, not Lo
63. danny - February 17, 2009 9:51 PM
The breatsesses are OK, but their placement seems a bit off, eh?
64. Ted from L - February 17, 2009 9:51 PM
How old is this woman/girl? From the neck down she looks exactly like Phyllis Diller.
65. thecaptainofcool - February 17, 2009 9:57 PM
the only thing weird about them right now is that my penis is not between them.
66. laurente - February 17, 2009 9:57 PM
oh here we go another fake titted gal who is so skinny and stuffs too much into her chest so it looks freakish
she is a very average gal
and No I am not fat
67. laurente - February 17, 2009 9:57 PM
oh here we go another fake titted gal who is so skinny and stuffs too much into her chest so it looks freakish
she is a very average gal
and No I am not fat
68. Rational Rick - February 17, 2009 10:17 PM
I WANNA SUCK THOSE BOOBS YUM YUM YUM :P :P :P
XOXO !!
69. frontierblog - February 17, 2009 11:02 PM
I cannot agree more, actually I wrote a similar post weeks ago
Edward
Frontier Blog - No one ahead, no one behind
http://www.hwswworld.com/wp
70. frontierblog - February 17, 2009 11:03 PM
I cannot agree more, actually I wrote a similar post weeks ago
Edward
Frontier Blog - No one ahead, no one behind
http://www.hwswworld.com/wp
71. Repentant Sinner - February 17, 2009 11:04 PM
WOW... i'm famous!!! You can totally see me stroking it. Check the background of pictures 1 through 4. So sayeth the lord.
P.S. kelly kapowski looks good with fake tits
72. Jemma - February 17, 2009 11:10 PM
It's so horrible how everyone is always paying her out. She is absolutely gorgeous, she might have a strange gaping whole in the middle of her boobs but so what. There is much worse.
I love Audrina, and think she is a very kind hearted down to earth girl.
I think all the people that are bagging her are all jealous of her beauty
73. gerard Vandenberg - February 17, 2009 11:29 PM
be certain: I CAN LIVE WITH THOSE, folks!!
(idea: very, VERY dark sunglasses?)
74. schimm4l - February 18, 2009 12:06 AM
theyre so oddly proportioned to her body that... theyre just beautiful
75. desi - February 18, 2009 12:21 AM
anyone else think audrina got lip injections???
76. lawrence - February 18, 2009 12:41 AM
Fucking gorgeous picture~~~~~~!!! I see it in this lady's profile at
richromances.com that is a site for model and beautiful people. is she
still a single? Still looking?
77. casualencounters.com/blog - February 18, 2009 2:36 AM
Superweird and massively fake. What a douchebag.
78. lucy - February 18, 2009 2:51 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
79. pahlavi - February 18, 2009 7:14 AM
Those are some gross tit-tays!
80. BLACK GUY WITH AIDS - February 18, 2009 7:25 AM
Eh, she looks ok to me, I don't get what the fuss is.
Unlike that obviously gay surfer dude with the godawful tattoo
81. foghat - February 18, 2009 8:14 AM
brody jenner isn't just an unconvincing actor on the show, he's unconvincing as a man in real life
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
82. RichPort's Ghost - February 18, 2009 8:48 AM
Geez Loiuse, you could drive a bus through her cleavage... which works for me, because that's about the size of my cock...
83. PhotoTiki - February 18, 2009 9:12 AM
She's turning into Tara Reid!
84. Cletus - February 18, 2009 9:14 AM
Really nice couple!!
Have seen many beautiful couples on === InbredRepublican.c o m === the place where hot retards and sexy young creationists;and handsome old folks with inbred children meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL
85. momo - February 18, 2009 9:46 AM
budlites and corona....
goes to show
only taste she got is between her thighes
86. iveystar - February 18, 2009 9:57 AM
Does anyone else notice that they have glass on the beach?? Thats completely illegal. Dumb bitches. I hope they break a glass and fall in it.
87. iveystar - February 18, 2009 9:57 AM
Does anyone else notice that they have glass on the beach?? Thats completely illegal. Dumb bitches. I hope they break a glass and fall in it.
88. Guffin Mopes - February 18, 2009 10:27 AM
Am I the only one who really doesn't care that they're crooked?
89. Riley - February 18, 2009 10:56 AM
#75 desi- Yes! i have been wondering the same thing, she actually looks pretty in these pix (my opinion) so i was thinking she had to have something done, and her lips look a tad bit plumper. I really think she had her lips injected
90. embarrased to point this out - February 18, 2009 11:19 AM
thats not lauren bosworth that's stephanie pratt
91. lou - February 18, 2009 11:28 AM
I cannot believe first of all that I am responding to such a worthless website.
No wonder this country is in the shape it's in as it's citizens are nothing more than robots reacting to their completely worthless programing which has somehow made actors heroes, and the leaders of this Nation.
92. funsexy - February 18, 2009 3:10 PM
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a sexy man to date. She put her profile"soulsingler22" and blogs on a celebrity&millionaires romance site "C e l e b m i n g l e. C O M ", I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
93. tc - February 18, 2009 3:33 PM
Look, leftie and rightie just had a bit of an argument, and decided to go their own ways for a bit.
I'm sure they will make up soon, and reform as the single entity known as a bosom.
94. Zach - February 18, 2009 5:37 PM
this is not lo, this is Stephanie Pratt.
95. assclown - February 18, 2009 7:44 PM
Arbitrary comment. I saw her profile on ____FuckAClownInTheGoatAss com_____,she is surrounded by people that want to pump bozo in the grease-paint-soaked pooper. I met many classy mimes, hot rich jesters, all with asses in many ways similar to a goat's.
Also, this is Stephanie Pratt, not Lauren Bosworth.
96. Kate - February 18, 2009 11:10 PM
#45
I love Audrina to pieces but her boobs actually aren't real and I have heard that from her.
She didnt have the best surgeon, but she is still beautiful and I bet anyone would kill to look like her. I know I would
97. Buzz And Scoops - February 19, 2009 6:16 AM
very beautifull
98. Melissa - February 19, 2009 3:43 PM
She could use a more flattering bikini. My boyfriend thinks her eyes are weird, it kind of freaks him out. I think she is a pretty girl like all of the hills gals. However, I saw how much money they make per episode and was sick to my stomach.. I never watched the show again.
Audrina: 50, 000 per episode
Lauren: 60 or 70
I cant remember exactly, but some of us make that in a year. Social workers make half. It makes me sad to think about the world and where the resources go to. This money coudl be used to create something to help poor children, starving people instead of the hills. Those kids already have money. Because people watch the show, now they get paid to flash their money and lifestyle. Sick..
99. JessRN - February 22, 2009 6:13 AM
She has really nice abs tho! I'm jealous
100. JessRN - February 22, 2009 6:13 AM
She has really nice abs tho! I'm jealous
101. jericho34 - February 22, 2009 3:01 PM
What's weird about her breasts? They look pretty smoking hot to me.
102. dontlooknow - September 6, 2009 4:09 PM
It's too bad that such young women feel they have to have physical modifications made to be acceptable to Hollywood.