Feb 24 2009Audrina Patridge catches burglars on video
Audrina Patridge's home was broken into over the weekend, but luckily, surveillance cameras got footage of the perpetrators which she posted on her blog today. I watched the video (after the jump) and these people are not exactly criminal masterminds. You can see their faces and, let's just say, I'm not going to be surprised to find out one of the two is her hairstylist. Read: The dude.
On a random note, what's with all the fog? Does Audrina live in a haunted house? That would explain why her breasts are always trying to go two different directions. Sort of like Shaggy and Scoobs after seeing a ghost. But with nipples.
Photos: Getty, Video: Celebuzz
Reader Comments
1. cliff greene - February 24, 2009 4:32 PM
Fstar!
2. Richard McBeef - February 24, 2009 4:32 PM
She doesn't look bad as long as you can't see her nasty ass tits.
3. Sam - February 24, 2009 4:35 PM
They were looking for the third tit she had removed.
4. The Real CandyO - February 24, 2009 4:41 PM
I'm the real CandyO!
And for you to know me so
I will always speak in rhyme
I will do this every time
If my imposter tries the same
You will notice he's to blame
For some badly written prose
Not in cadence as mine shows
Intelligence, emotion too
So please try not to misconstrue
The fakery of jerks like him
Who always leave me feeling grim
So I devised this plan today
To prove that in my heartfelt way
You will always truly know
This post was made by CandyO!
5. Mike Hawk - February 24, 2009 4:44 PM
white kids..typical. Maybe if white people would stop having so many unwanted kids in an impoverished home, these things wouldn't happen. I mean,these two don't even have the latest in trendy leans, and the young lady clearly needs a re-do on those titties. Times are tough. I just hope when they get caught, they send the victim matching i-pod touches. It's the least they can do.
6. CandyO - February 24, 2009 4:45 PM
has got to go.
7. Gangreen - February 24, 2009 4:48 PM
Oh, she forgot to turn off the fog machine.
Who the fuzz is Audrina Patridge? I think I've heard that name from somewhere.
8. RD - February 24, 2009 4:54 PM
that looks like Miley Cyrus!!!
9. BF - February 24, 2009 4:55 PM
When are they going to hurry up and steal something? Or are they just going to prance around until the fuzz show up?
10. Joline - February 24, 2009 4:57 PM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
11. CandyO - February 24, 2009 4:57 PM
I'm the real CandyO!
and I'm here to say,
I'm fat as hell
....
12. Deacon Jones - February 24, 2009 4:59 PM
LMAO.
Man, who knew gay guys robbed houses. I liked his bunny hop.
And who knew D-list celebs had video cameras IN their house.
Hey Audrina, if you're reading this, I never realized how ugly you were.
But, then again, I've only seen you in bikini shots, looking at those lopsided tits of yours. They look like someone slid two soup bowls under your chest and used them as punching bags.
Sleep tight.
13. weaselspeed - February 24, 2009 5:00 PM
wow..... worst burglars eVARRRRR
14. Kev - February 24, 2009 5:02 PM
HAHAHA!!! Dude....That. Was. AWESOME!!!! People do not comment enough about your humor! The Shaggy and Scooby thing....Genius....
15. Snowpea - February 24, 2009 5:39 PM
this is the first time I've seen her without eyeliner smeared awkwardly under her eyes... I think she looks gorgeous in this picture.
16. Bobaloo - February 24, 2009 5:40 PM
Nice to see Ms. Patridge continuing her transformation from a unique looking person into yet another generic, plastic Hollywood starlet. Individuality is so overrated.
17. Shelley - February 24, 2009 5:44 PM
Audrina looks better now that she actually has a top lip.
18. Shelley - February 24, 2009 5:45 PM
Audrina looks better now that she actually has a top lip.
19. Drew - February 24, 2009 5:52 PM
Maybe they thought they could get in through the enormous gap between her boobs.
20. McFeely Smackup - February 24, 2009 6:09 PM
Why is "security camera" synonymous with "unrecognizably poor quality"?
I mean seriously, what is the purpose of even having security cameras if you have such cheap crap that you could never identify a burglar anyway?
21. Anonymous - February 24, 2009 6:10 PM
She continues to stare at the ceiling.
22. Kelley - February 24, 2009 6:30 PM
I'm with you, 21. ... what's with this chick's eyes ? She never looks into the camera, always upward ? Either they're contacts she is wearing or she is legally blind ... they'e just weird and can't seem to focus right ahead ... what's up with that ?
23. Amused - February 24, 2009 6:37 PM
Oh that was totally real...is she really stooping this low to get some publicity lol
24. Amused - February 24, 2009 6:51 PM
Oh that was totally real...is she really stooping this low to get some publicity lol
25. Stephanie - February 24, 2009 6:58 PM
her eyes are fixed! she looks so much better without those whites showing on the bottom. nice.
26. cady - February 24, 2009 7:06 PM
She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?
27. ROUGH DADDY - February 24, 2009 7:08 PM
Shes hot, even with the fake milk dudz,,,bet she smells wonderful...
28. superstar - February 24, 2009 7:17 PM
I agree with #8 I thought of her as soon as I watched those 2 people appear
29. 390 - February 24, 2009 7:58 PM
does she wear contacts? something about her eyes is just weird.... like shes a robot or somethin
30. Big cock on the ceiling - February 24, 2009 10:25 PM
LOOK AT THE CAMERA YOU DUMB BITCH!!!! Drives me crazy. Guys, Please promise me if anyone comes within earshot of this girl to ask her why shes looking up all the time.
31. Kyle - February 24, 2009 11:31 PM
Agree totally with the person who commented on the crappy quality of all surveillance videos. Seriously, decent quality digital security cameras have become quite affordable in recent years. Why do so many people use these useless black and white cameras that have a focal length of like 2 inches.
And for all of those complaining that she's not looking at the camera: when these photos were taken she probably had about 100 cameras pointed at her. I've seen plenty of photos of her where she's looking directly into the camera.
32. gerard Vandenberg - February 25, 2009 12:32 AM
She has indeed a NICE face but wearing this kind of dress is FATAL when you are the owner of "HANG-LOOSE" tits or very big ones.
THER SIMPLY MUST BE "SUPPORT" AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS!!
33. Delgo - February 25, 2009 12:56 AM
Her mouth is tarted.
34. TCLTC - February 25, 2009 6:01 AM
@33
You're re-tarted.
35. Particle)Man - February 25, 2009 11:42 AM
I'd hire her as my secretary.
Mostly just to hit it secretly.
36. mitosis - February 25, 2009 12:45 PM
why, in every picture of hers, does she look like she is staring up and to the right of the camera?
37. Blah Girls - February 25, 2009 1:20 PM
wtf.. poor audrina!
38. Massa' - February 25, 2009 1:21 PM
Wish I could catch the gang of southern white boys who burgled my turds last week at the bowling alley.
39. ladyflik - February 25, 2009 3:00 PM
That Miley/Lindsay chick seems to know where the camera is b/c she's blocking her face. Maybe it's Audrina's SISTER???
40. Kelantar - February 27, 2009 1:35 PM
So a dumb slut and a gay guy.... wait! It's Heidi and Spencer in disguise!
41. terri - March 19, 2009 2:16 PM
people are just jealous who laugh there way to the bank I think it Audrina folks
42. terri - March 19, 2009 2:17 PM
people are just jealous who laugh there way to the bank I think it Audrina folks