Feb 5 2009Ashley Judd & Sarah Palin have cat-fight over wolves. Next to an iguana. (Last part might not have happened.)

"Alaskans depend on wildlife for food and cultural practices which can’t be sustained when predators are allowed to decimate moose and caribou populations"

So, Sarah Palin wants to kill wolves so the wolves don't kill moose, so that she can kill moose. What a f*cking hillbilly.

Palin is a heartless bitch!

FIRST you tard birthin' whores

great...another stupid ass liberal hollywood "actress" telling a whole group of people how to live their lives....gee how did anyone survive before Hollywood came along?

"this extreme fringe group"

obviously referring to Republicans

Good thing Ashley Judd's there to be our moral compass.

Dumbass celebrities....

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All's I know is I gets to ride in one o' them fancy hellycopters!!!

Agreed, let's look to our leaders to be a moral compass. Like, say, Sarah Palin, on how to solve the problem of unwed teenage mothers.

you're funny with all those links, fish... : )

i'm going to have to plead ignorance on this one b/c i don't care to look up the facts pertaining to either side.

i'm much more interested in seeing how many comments this post garners. i'm going to aim high and say 300.

Hey Sarah, the oil industry's profits have sunk like rock, how are those windfall-tax rebate checks looking now? Hahahaaha. Bugh-bigh, Sarah.

Ashley Judd is just jealous of Palin's tits. Another Hollywood elitist spouting off on the "cause of the week" that they know nothing about. Fucking treehuggers. Judd got naked in a movie recently called "Bugs" and is truly disgusting looking, she should be worried that no one mistakes her for a beached whale and tosses her back into the ocean....

I'm no supporter of Palin, but the website thats linked here for donations is also an "extreme fringe group" of supporters for the governors cause that are just seeking money to promote her on their own. It is not from the governor herself, or from her staff...

Personally I hope she does raise enough funds to run in 2012... Most entertaining TV interviews i've seen in years..

P.S. Would still hit it... Judd too

Sarah's so understanding of the plight of the common man! They can't afford to make contributions to environmental causes because, in her words, "they caint, you know, like just expense-account everything out, like the pro-American taxpayers of Alaska want me to do! I think I'll spend the night at home in Wasilla - hey, Suzy, write up one of them government-travel vouchers! Yes, of course, with the hotel stipend, I'm stayin' overnight aint I? Geez!"

Wolves tore out the throat of one of my school mates in Alberta.
They chased him, tired him out, then ripped off half of him while he was still alive.

what about all the senseless murder the wolves commit?
Who will save the snow bunnies?

Fuck, people, animals are animals. Until Judd here start shunning every single product that uses animals, why care?

This is the type of bullshit I expect from PETA

Man, Ashley Judd should totally play Palin in a satirical HBO movie about her life and the election. That would be awesome.

"Alaskans depend on wildlife for food and cultural practices which can’t be sustained when predators are allowed to decimate moose and caribou populations"

So, Sarah Palin wants to kill wolves so the wolves don't kill moose, so that she can kill moose. What a f*cking hillbilly.

~How dare wolves take away Sarah Palin's right to hunt moose and caribou, Have they no self control !?!

~Oh yea, and how dare "the extreme fringe group" ask for donations, knowing damn well that that money would be of better use if it were donated to say , uhm, the republican presidential campaign, maybe they could use it to get discounted "fuck me boots" for SP.

Did you know Todd Palin's real last name is "Paling"? He changed it because Sarah couldn't say it correctly. And I know why he took up competitive snowmobiling - anything to drown out his wife's voice.

Has Palin made any porn yet?

Sarah Palin looks like a shit I took this morning.

Ashley Judd on the other hand is like a cute little kitten that farts rainbows.

The people who still love Palin have never had an orgasm while fully naked.

She's the Madonna of politics - a thimble of talent thrown into an ocean of ambition.

Ashley Judd is now ugly old woman who thinks her shit has no fragrance.

Young bitch turns into old ugly bitch.

Palin is herself an "extreme, fringe group", or at least she heads one. Hence the quickness to accuse others of the very thing she is guilty of.

#20 - nah, the guys who still love Palin harbor the secret shame of the wood they used to get back when Mommy still had her figure.

Fuck Palin. Hunting from planes is unsporting and cruel. A good half of the animals die of a heart attack before they can be shot through sheer terror of the noise and unfamiliarity of a plane or helicopter coming down on them (they tend to fly very low for the shots). it's been proven a thousand times over that natural predators do NOT decimate their natural prey population - that is something only humans do. Several studied have shown that hunters kill far more moose and caribou than wolves or other natural predators in the north. Humans hunt for sport from the safety of an airplanes where predators kill only what they need and risk their lives to do it. We waste; they don't.

I'm a fairly conservative person but this is a hot-button issue for me. I'm not against hunting per se, but I am against killing animals for sport, or because they dare to compete with us over what is their natural prey. Alaskans don't live offa fuckin Moose, either.

So the balance of nature, where prey has always vastly outnumbered predator, somehow doesn't exist in the great state of Alaska and, therefore, the prey needs to be protected from the predator? I blame Jesus.

#1 = winner

I couldn't agree more with the first poster on here. Palin wants to protect the moose and caribou populations from those damn wolves... so she can go and hunt them just for the hell of it. Yeah, that makes sense.

Seriously, has this woman never heard of the food chain? Predators are a part of life. If you're worried about the numbers of moose and caribou, STOP F-CKING KILLING THEM YOURSELF!! You don't have any NEED to as there are plenty of other animals you can eat.

How the hell this woman has any supporters is so beyond me. Of course, I need to be thankful for her simply because of the brilliant Tina Fey skits. Those made life a bit funnier.

Those big bad wolves are really just angry puppies who really just want to be someone's family dog. When they kill people it's because they are mad about the injustice of having to fight all those helicopters.

Hilarious.

Thanks

I won't be surprised if Ashley Judd announces she is pregnant sometime soon. She is looking a little off in these pictures.

Ashley, please take a Cultural Anthropology class or four. And get over your outrage. And quit blaming S.P., too--no one likes her, but no one likes a person who scapegoats, either.

Ashley should stick to what she does best: getting her tits out in shitty movies. Let the people of Alaska decide who they want to lead them and how they want to live.

This is the new improved Palin 2012 slogan: Shoot first and ask questions never.

never trust a Judd.

Hey, what if I don't want to be part of the foodchain in Alaska? Fuck the stupid wolves. They eat people too.

Besides the eyeonpalin.org site claims there were only 878 wolves killed since 2003. That's not even 150 wolves a year. We're supposed to care about a wolf killed every other day, in Alaska, where there are millions more? Fucking retarded.
Stupid hippies.

Please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please let Sarah Palin be the Republican nominee in 2012!!!! PLEASE!!!

Battle of the MILFs. I'd totally pillow-fight Ashley Judd.

Again, most of you act like you care about something you really don't. If a wolf came up and ate your dog, or scared your kids playing in the trees, you'd be out there with guns in hand. Certain elements of nature have to be controlled for the greater good. Pretty soon they will start appling this issues to people.

She can cling desperately to the spotlight as long as she wants, but there's no avoiding one simple fact: she's the governor of a state that has to pay people to live there.

well said #25

You guys are all idiots. Have any of you morons every been to Alaska? The winters there are HARSH mofo's. The people who live in Alaska rely on moose and caribou to survive - that is what they eat. They implemented this helo-shooting-wolf program because the wolfs are overpopulated. So to answer the #1 asshat's question - yes - they kill the wolves because the wolves kill the caribou/moose. and YES, they are killing the wolves so they can then kill the caribou/moose because THEY HAVE TO EAT TO SURVIVE - you can't grow soy beans and alfalfa in ice, dumbasses. Apparently, the hicks in Alaska place a higher premium on human life than wolf. OH THE HORROR

#38 - I agree. It's just like how Elliot Spitzer was so popular with the local whores.

"If a wolf came up and ate your dog, or scared your kids playing in the trees, you'd be out there with guns in hand."

Absolutely. But I'd probably skip the part where you rent a helicopter and wipe out all the wolves you can see.

"Pretty soon they will start appling this issues to people."

As long as Palin gets the first bullet I'm fine with it.

You can grow serious fucking weed in Alaska. Did you know THAT, Jazzzzzzzmeeen?? It's called Alaskan Blue Thunderfuck and just lookin at the shit will give you Chinese eyes.

When Palin nails a wolf with a rifle I guess that answers that question as to what would win in a fight, a wolf or a cougar

#40 - ok, but now explain why the strippers in Alaska have so many scars and perform with coke bottles - during the FIRST song.

Wildlife management and the associated practice of culling a herd is a time honored tradition in the American west, including and especially in Alaska. It's no different that deer hunting in Texas excep that it's done from the air.

If you outlawed deer hunting in Texas, you'll wind up with 100K+ starving deer.

Different target in Alaska in that you're protecting a herd from unchecked numbers of predators but the end game is still the same. It's just good policy and those who object to this practice do so from the heart - but not the brain..

Move on..

24

Never have truer words been spoken. Men who like Palin are suffering the Oedipal complex big time.

Know what the Mexican hookers used to call LBJ?

El BJ

dumb bitch

@20 and 45 LOL, good ones

I wonder how many days in a row this tramp Palin will continue to wear those Walmart fuck me boots to get press.

...shit, what happened to Ashley Judd btw

I'm so happy about the transparency of Biraq Obumma's term in office. So far every one of his cabinet appointee's has been a criminal. And now he only has a 36% approval rating, while only 17% support his "stimulus" plan. Because people are starting to realize that he's just a corrupt Chicago politician with a radical socialist aggenda. Obumma's presidency will go down as the biggest political/government blunder in the history of the USA, right next to the Emancipation Proclamation.

I'm a lifelong Alaskan who didn't vote for Palin and I don't agree with aerial wolf hunts or trapping as a means of predator control. It's actually been voted on my Alaskans at least three times since I've become a voter and the Alaskan people have voted NO all three of those times to aerial predator control - YET the state, previous administrations, too, not just Palin's, keep reinstating aerial predator control despite the will of the voters.

All that aside, a lot of Alaskans DO rely on wildlife for essential food. Yes, the majority of Alaskans live in Anchorage, Fairbanks and Juneau and have easy access to a grocery store. These people have no need to hunt for sport or subsistance, but many do.

The many thousands of people who live off the grid in the Alaskan bush, meaning you can only get to these communities by tiny bush planes, mostly Alaska Natives rely on hunting for wildlife as being essential to their survival and culture. They have to ship any food items they cannot get from the land by plane to their communities otherwise.

I would invite Ashley Judd and any other celebrity to come visit the remote Alaska bush if they are truly concerned about wildlife in Alaska. They need to make informed decisions before supporting an organization that is likely distorting the facts. I highly doubt anyone in that organization she supports has bothered to visit the Alaskan bush, either.

Their hearts are in the right place, but they, and most Americans, don't understand Alaska (heck, sometimes I don't) and the management of its natural resources.

God. Damn. When'd Ashley Judd get such a fucking five head? Good GOD, wouldja look at that thing?

"the remote Alaska bush "

Is that like a sex toy or suh'um?

#51, you're off task obviously but because you are, I'll chime in..

It's easy for Democrats to raise taxes.. ..because they don't pay any themselves..

#45 - your mom needs to make a living some how...

I think Alaskans know more about Alaska than shitty actresses.

Whats that smell?

That is the smell of an idiot burning up your tax money with inexperience and a double dose of stupidity.

What? Yo Momma joke time?

Okay....
Jazzzz Meeeen, yo momma so fat her nickname is DAMN!

Does this no talent bitch that hasent had an acting job in 10 years not realize that her husbands fans are nascar rednecks? And we all know that they dont hunt. What a dumb fucking bitch. She is a prime example of why so called actors need to keep their fucking mouths shut about politics.

iguana rules!

This is the only way I've heard the name:

"And now, gentlemen, please welcome to the main stage our FEATURED performer, Jaaaaaaaazzzzmine!"

Wow you people are stupid. Thinning out the wolves is necessary to maintain the ecosystem, otherwise they will take over and push out all the cute wildlife you use to argue against drilling in ANWR. Idiots.

iguana rules!

#40 - "They eat to survive" Really, you mean they can afford $2,000 per hour for a helicopter but they can't afford to buy food? That is the kind of idiotic argument one would expect from Sarah "I can see Russia from my porch" Palin.

I wonder how it feels for all the millions of people in Kentucky & Tennessee who were freezing, starving, and in some cases, dying, during the ice storm and power outage of the last 10 days to know that Biraq Obomma was off over the weekend on a photoshoot for the cover of Vanity Fair.

That's some "Change" alright. Bush would've had a stopwatch held to him by the media, but Obumma gets a free pass.....what a joke. Typical self-absorbed uppity ape....

I know at least 2 states he won't win in 2012/13.

@63

Exactly right.

#65 - Stop... you're killing me... it's like watching an invalid get his wheelchair kicked over... logic is the enemy of the GOP.

And I could see Taco Bell from my office window, but that doesn't make me an expert on Mexicoo.

65. Sportsdvl - February 5, 2009 3:19 PM

#40 - "They eat to survive" Really, you mean they can afford $2,000 per hour for a helicopter but they can't afford to buy food? That is the kind of idiotic argument one would expect from Sarah "I can see Russia from my porch" Palin.

Actually Sportsdvl, you kool-aid drinking mindless Obomite sheep, if you actually investigated the subject, you would see the Alaskan gov't is the one controlling the wolf population, and gov't officers shoot the wolves so the people can then hunt the Caribou, Elk, etc.....

Christ, with this many mindless misenthropes just tossing out pre-programmed liberal aggenda responses, it's a wonder this country hasn't been taken over by socialists.......

I just ate Pad Thai for lunch....that does NOT make me a 13 year old prostitute!!!!!

Just let these two fight it out in a kiddie pool of jell-o already. That's how any chicks need to settle an arguement. If there's a tie, they go at it again in a pool of salad oil.

look how much makeup Ashely Judd has on! It's like CAKED, and then her part is like pure white.

I don't think she's qualified to give us reports about wolves just because a wolf applied her makeup.

Clearly the overpopulation of wolves is due to global warming if you ask Al Gore. No, it's because of George Bush if you ask Michael Moore. Maybe Bruce Springsteen can perform a wolf benefit concert for these celebrity fucking idiots.

Ashley Judd is a dumb cunt

It's the fucking Chinese and their lead toys, #73!!!

RIIIIIIIICCOOOOOOO!!!!

You are a tool.

To everyone that thinks Gov. Palin is wrong, listen up:

I fucking live in Alaska. I have walked out my back door before and have seen, with my own eyes, 2 wolves at the back of my property. Let me perfectly clear. WOLVES ARE PREDATORS!!! They kill without disregard! They will kill my livestock, my pets, and even my kids! If any of you saw a serial killer stalking around your house, would you want something done about it? So do we! If you don't agree with killing wolves, then don't kill them when/if they show up in your yard. Me, I care about what happens to my family and my belongings! If you don't live in Alaska, FUCK OFF! Leave us alone and let us get through life the way we always have!

This is nothing more than a left-wing, liberal group trying to tell everyone how they should live their lives. Big surprise there. Everyone should pay attention very soon. If they get theor way, before to long you will not be able to drive down the street without getting taxed!!! Act now!
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/01/ohio_studies_vehiclemiles_tax.html
http://www.dhonline.com/articles/2008/12/28/news/local/1aaa02_road.txt

It's clear that Ashley Judd loves attention and has a habit of speaking out passionately about issues that are way over her head.

Wait, did I say "Ashley Judd"? I meant "Sarah Palin."

Good, someone for Ashley

www.healthythinspirations.com

"I fucking live in Alaska. I have walked out my back door before and have seen, with my own eyes, 2 wolves at the back of my property."

Naw, sweetie, that there was Russia.

Sarah Palin, your fucking worthless and so if Tina Fay for looking so much like her. I hate both of those cunts, and or anything that looks remotely like them.

http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/

Ashley Judd (and every other celebrity who shoots their mouth off without having a clue what they're talking about) needs to get over herself. I am sick to death of these idiots who think they have some kind of right to be telling the rest of the world what we ought to be doing.

#77 - well thanks a fucking lot. I hope we can handle the huge influx of new residents after everybody reads your comment. Asswipe.

http://ihatekaty.com/?id=1834417#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d

"I am sick to death of these idiots who think they have some kind of right to be telling the rest of the world what we ought to be doing."

You're talking about me & George, aren't you? Go fuck yourself.

#77 - What? Spearfishing whales too good for you? Fucking elitist...

Equating wolves with serial killers? I have officially heard it all.

Sarah Palin is a Nazi douchenozzle. She's not even a "MILF" - unless you mean "Mother I'd Like to Flambe." Anyone that gets a hard-on looking at THAT needs to have either their eyes or their gonads checked.

Let me remind you that she's also spewed nearly a half-dozen children outta that spelunking cave she calls her mangina. That things wider, older, and more used-up than the Alaskan Pipeline.

oh, and I think I love you Mal (#25). Here, here!

#65....
1) Palin never said "I can see Russia from my porch"..... Fey did. Get the quote right. She said "I can see Russia from Alaska"
the part of Alaska from which you can actually see Russia, a remote island called Little Diomede located just 2.4 miles from its Russian twin, Big Diomede.

And

2) "Alaskans" are not renting the helicopters, the state gov't does to allow the Moose ad Caribou to survive so that the Alaskan people can survive.

What is soo comical about this is the fact that Ashley Judd wants to protect the poor wolves from this inhumane custom. These are defenseless animals being killed for just trying to survive. Meanwhile, a few years back she marched in Washington for the "right to choose." And a direct quote, " I feel so good, I could just go out and have an abortion." Sounds to me like her moral compass is a little screwed up. Get a soul bitch.

It's not just planes, it's hunting wolves from snowmobiles. A wolf can outrun a snowmobile for a short while so basically they get chased until they tire and then are shot. How sporting.

And do ignorant people like Palin understand that wolves target sickly and old animals, whereas humans only go after the top animals? So wolves and predators actually increase the overall health of the herd.

This is a hunter talking.

i'm in favor of harpooning Ashley Judd

#77 shut your trap. Fine one documented case of wolves killing kids in modern history. ONE. Cuz they don't exist.

And you live in the backwoods of the world where there are predators - that doesn't give you the right to kill them off. NO predator but man kills indiscriminately, but if you're too much of a pussy to deal with them being in the area then move your backwoods ass to the big city where you can deal with urban human predators, who are are a hell of a lot more dangerous and it's illegal to shoot them. Until then, shut the fuck up and go back to stalking moose for a living. And keep your chihuahua indoors...if I were a wolf I'd see that as a tasty snack as well.

at #90

"And do ignorant people like Palin understand that wolves target sickly and old animals"

Where is your proof of this? That really makes no sense...... so if a wolf was starving and there was a healthy rabbit standing next to it, then the wolf would shrug its shoulders and look elsewhere? You're an idiot! FTW

If we cull the wolves, who will vote for Palin's re-election..?

I'd like to add that any area in Alaska where people actually DO have to hunt to survive is so sparsely populated that predator competition is not an issue. This isn't the population of Los Angeles needing to feed their families, it's a couple thousand (if that?) people who choose to live in extremely harsh country and who by and large are NOT airplane owners nor renters. The Alaskan Government makes a metric fuckton of cash off of hunting licenses, and the people who rent these planes to shoot wolves and other animals are trophy hunters who pay a ton of money to do so. It has nothing to do with any population problem; it's all money and politics.

If you can't handle the wildlife, move the fuck off the tundra!

#93

Do some reading. Survival of the fittest is one of the most basic concepts of biology in general. The slow, old, diseased and weakened animals in a herd are the easiest to separate from the whole and the lowest physical risk to the predators to take down. They aren't going to waste the energy to run to the front of the herd and take down the biggest, strongest animal that is most likely to injure them in the process..they run the herd until one falls behind the rest. As for proof, christ watch nature shows once in awhile. Read a book. Check the internet. Read any of the millions of books on the subject. Go sit your fat ass on the couch and hunt potato chip crumbs outta your navel while watching PBS. Whatever. It's not new news, you're just ignorant of the facts and are applying human logic to a non human situation.

"They eat to survive" Really, you mean they can afford $2,000 per hour for a helicopter but they can't afford to buy food? That is the kind of idiotic argument one would expect from Sarah "I can see Russia from my porch" Palin.

#65 - yeah Sportie, everyone in Alaska rents a helo...you didn't know that, you little devil?

Hey Sportie - educate me some more on your knowledge of Alaska. You seemed to be a cute little brainiac. It turns me on.....

#96

What happens when the wolves destroy a breed of animals? There will always be a slowest of the herd, until the last one is caught. Then what? Why not control the population? That's what you tree-huggers want to keep the precious rainforest for.... some stupid ass monkeys, like the one you voted in as president. But because you don't like Palin you think that this a cause that matters to you. She didn't invent the idea of preservation, she didn't even start this practice in Alaska, but you make he out tbe some horrendous person........ go jack off to your monkey prez and spurt out some more babies so that you can live off my tax money.

I wander around all fucking day --my whole life--and never do I meet anyone from Alaska. Never. Not once.

And now SUDDENLY!! there's someone from Alaska who just happens to be here on the Fish reading a story about wolves in Alaska.

Bull. Shit. You ain't from no Alaska.

Are we supposed to believe Sarah Palin composed that response herself?

Anyway the point is hunting from helicopters is awful as it makes a first time kill shot very difficult leaving the poor thing in horrible pain. And these are intelligent animals not turkeys or Sarah Palins.

Oh come on people........long winded paragraph length intellectual discourses........on *The Superficial* ??? Have you lost your minds? You're arguing on a celeb gossip blog! bwwahahahaha! Nobody's here to read that shit. You're taking yourselves waaaaay too seriously. We're here for witty one liners like post #'s 5, 8, 9, 32, 44, 45 and 94!

Jazmine-You're full of shit.I spoent the first 25 years of my life in Alaska.Not only did I NEVER EAT MOOSE OR CARIBOU,I DON"T KNOWONE PERSON WHO HAS.

Furthermore,how in the hell did the Moose and Caribou survive for millenia befor epeople with guns and helicopters showed up?

This is about Republicans shootin' stuff.They gotta have something to do when they're not blowing each other in bathrooms and doing liitle boys.

#101

If I win the lottery with those numbers.... I will give you half!

^^^^^^^ (Just realized after making my post, that could be a good random lotto number generator.......filter out the wittiest posts amongst the intellectual ditribes, and there you go.........)

I'd like to aerial hunt Cuntress Palin. Nice boots, Govern-WHORE. Just as ugly as her face & soul.

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH PALIN HERE! She sounds funny and isn't the best speaker, but when you get to the core of her politics THEN SHE IS SMARTER THAN ALL THE DUMBFUCKS in Washington. What do you people know about Palin? She wants small government and freedom for the people. So what if she doesn't go on about global warming. LOOK AT THE REASONS = TAX REVENUE> A CARBON TAX? The UK passed a carbon tax wich tripled the price of fuel and hasn't done a single thing to help the environment.

Alaskans are the free-est people in America and are VERY HAPPY WITH PALIN! IN FACT SHE HAS THE HIGHEST APPROVAL RATING OF ANY GOVERNOR IN THE COUNTRY! She stood behind McCain and all of his liberal democrat (big government) philosophy when she was called to do so. BUT IF YOU ARE EDUCATED IN POLITICS then she represents a free society that is not impeded in its ability to create wealth.

But go on hating because.. well.. "Ya' Kno"

Don'cha'fuckin'know

#106

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C-O-L-A cola
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Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
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Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
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Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said little boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
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I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
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Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
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And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said little boy I'm gonna make you a man

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But I know what I am and IN BED I'm a man
And so is Lola
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You're an ass-hat if you support the aerial slaughter of wolves. Sarah Palin is either ignorant or just malicious, because science does NOT agree with her practices. Hunters target the most healthy, virile animals in their prime, while predators target the old, weak, crippled, etc. Wolves promote a healthy prey population, while hunters promote the opposite. Evolution in reverse... (Well, that's taking evolution as meaning progressing towards better, which in the strictest sense that's not the meaning, but you get my drift)
http://www.eyeonpalin.org/

In Alaska, it is illegal to shoot a wolf with a .22-caliber rifle because wolves are classified as big game.[45] The state predator control program includes aerial shooting. In 2007 state biologists' goal was to have volunteer hunters kill 407 to 680 wolves by the time the predator-control season ended April 30, but high fuel prices and poor flying conditions kept hunters from meeting that goal. A subsidy of $150 per wolf offered by the Alaska Department of Fish and Game was overturned by a judge on the grounds that only the Board of Game had the power to offer bounties.[46] Despite relatively heavy hunting and trapping over the last century in Alaska, wolves occur on nearly all of their traditional habitat throughout mainland Alaska.[47] Alaska currently has five wolf control programs that comprise about 9.4% of the state's land area. A closely controlled permit system is used in allowing aerial or airborne methods to remove wolves in designated areas. Wolf numbers are temporarily reduced in these areas, but are not permanently eliminated from any area.[48] Wolf populations in North America commonly sustain annual harvests or natural mortality rates of 20-40% without experiencing a year-to year decline in numbers.[47]

An estimated 15% of Canada and Alaska's wolf population of 6,000-7,000 is harvested annually. Ontario ceased its wolf bounty system in 1972, though retaining a year round open season for wolves.

-so science (i.e. state biologists) does support it
-Occurs in less than 10% of the state
-Still didn't get the quota science recommended
Whats the problem?

# 25 You make me proud, I could not have said it better. :)

oh my input? thanks for asking :) Ashley you are hot hot hot!

What's the big deal - i just got back from vacay where i hunted retarded Alaskan chillen using a hockey stick from a snowmobile while having my dirt star tongue punched by a nekkid porn star!

Ashley Judd wasn't getting enough attention engaging in her favorite past-time of standing naked in front of windows (true story) so going up against Alaska was a sure bet.

Funny, I grew up on a farm and came face to face with wolves, bears and even cougars who were looking for food, yet not a single one of them bothered myself, my brother, nor any of the dogs, cats, horses that we had. Other than the occassional chikin' that went m.i.a. we all lived happily ever after.

Note: Except for the cougars - - the cougars were actually let free to "roam about in farming county " in order to control the deer popluation, but all of them (plus their offspring) were promply shot dead when they started attacking cows. Gee I wonder why the cougars started feeding on those baby cows to begin with? Maybe cuz they were easier to catch than those pesky quick-footed deer...? Or maybe it was b/c those cougars were thrown into a habitat they would not have naturally been born into... hmmm...

I just want to know where that white and blue sweater is from with the rosettes on it...anyone know??

I just want to know where that white and blue sweater is from with the rosettes on it...anyone know??

I would shit on that heartless bitch Ashley Judd's tits right after I fuck her empty skull

Gee I wonder why the cougars started feeding on those baby cows to begin with?
Um, cause they fucking tasted good?
Haven't you ever had veal?

I F CKING LOVE IT!! SUCK IT YOU BUSH HUGGIN BITCHES!

If you really care about animals, go Vegan and see how long before you realize you're a dumb fuck.

The lord made humans superior to keep animals in check. If you don't, then they become terrorist.

Go to God Obama and plead for him to save all the poor animals & legalize the chronic!

I've had a long day and I'm very tired, but I just have to rant with a short sentence, "Sarah Palin is DISGUSTING in every way shape and form"

done

#119 Splooge

LOL! Yes, they do taste f'king good!

Can we get back to the issue at hand? Do we really need The Superficial's constant stream of leftist propaganda. Never has a nice thing to say about anything conservative, even sides with Peta like cult groups.

Grow a fucking set and quit schweeling up to the left, Supe.. Get back to your lame double entendre humor and your obvious false-modesty and false self-deprecation.

To #98. Harry Doyle

LMAO

LMAO LMAO

Wolves have *never* destroyed a breed of animal. Neither has any predator ever in history that I'm aware of unless it was *introduced by man* and not natural to the environment. Species, left to their own devices, die off for many reasons, but none of them are just because their predator ate too fucking much. FAR greater are the problems caused by overpopulation of prey animals, as most people who live with states where deer have no predators will tell you. Nature has it's own balance, we just like to fuck it up for cash.

I didn't actually vote, I rarely do. I also don't have or want kids, lol. But thanks. I think Palin is a moron but this cause of mine goes back about 20 years (air hunting of wolves, specifically) and she's just the latest one to espouse something senseless and inhumane.

You lose the debate by default because you resorted to making racist comments (for no reason...had nothing to do with the subject matter) and trying to insult me in ways that are entirely inaccurate (aside from the fact that your response is illogical and moronic, but you know). Next you will call me fat (having never seen me) or somehow compare me to Hitler (because that is always the End of the Internet).

Fail.

so do you think its better that they are half dead? i agree there should be a way to cut down the population if its nessasary (attacking people, too many there isnt enough food) but shooting them from a distance and then flying off letting the animal drag its body around until it dies doesnt make it right. thats like trapping animals, letting them bleed to death.

This is not hunting; it is called culling. It's used when one group of animals threatens to overwhelm local resurces. I've seen it used against elephants in Africa.
It is dirty, disgusting work that has nothing to do with hunting.

On a related note, Sarah Palin is more in touch with nature that that IRL trophy-wife, no-talent dingbat Judd will ever be.

Stupid celebrities.....

This is not hunting; it is called culling. It's used when one group of animals threatens to overwhelm local resources. I've seen it used against elephants in Africa.
It is dirty, disgusting work that has nothing to do with hunting.

On a related note, Sarah Palin is more in touch with nature that that IRL trophy-wife, no-talent dingbat Judd will ever be.

Stupid celebrities.....

@93-
....wow....um.....you're serious?......oooookaay.......The proof that predators go after the old and weak? oh i dunno, maybe EVERY SINGLE STUDY OF LARGE PREDATORS IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD. EVER!!! Watch the discovery channel or animal planet for a night, i bet my balls you'll see what I'm saying. Of course the wolves would go after the bunny, but nobody wants to shoot bunnies from a god damn plane. If a pack has a choice between a strong healthy buck in it's prime that could easily maim or kill members of the pack (you know, the kind hunters go after) or a weak sick old cow that will probably collapse just from the chase, which do you think they'll go after? Wow. Just wow.

Stupid liberal pieces of trash always show their ignorance when they open their mouths

Re: the donation links...
Superficial Writer,
You are ridiculously witty.
Have a drink with me one day.
-Ann

wow
Ashley Judd Makes Sarah Palin look like a rat faced four eyed fatty!

Yeah, nevermind all of the horribly cruel things we condone, think about all the good things we've done!

Ok.. So I'm a good person my whole life, and then one day I kill my family..
But don't think about the BAD thing I did, think about all the GOOD things I did!

Palin's a fucking digrace, much like most other American politicians.

Next, a law should be passed that in Washington you can shoot politicians from planes. HA! I'll buy that for a dollar!

I think Ashley Dudd is desperate! I guess when the Movie roles dry up you get Psycho Loon! Miss Dudd should think about helping her Fatty sister lose about 100 lbs!

She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!

Ashley Judd is so pretty!

....................WHAT ABOUT THE WEASELS?

#106 Try to keep up here with your so-called education in politics - that vaunted popularity was a spike. Palin started out strong when she defeatied an incumbent two-term governor in 2006. Then came Troopergate, and her rating started to sink to the mid-60's. But the McCain Machine sort of ignored that dip in the Dip's rating - your "most popular gov'ner ever" statement''s gone waaay past its August '08 expiration date.

Just because the voices in your head keep telling you something doesn't mean it's true.

# 92
ASSHOLE
look up Kenton Carnegie.
He was my classmate. Shit fucking head

Who gives a shit about wolves? Seriously. Certainly none of you do. You give a shit that it's a chance to slam Sara Palin and that's about it. Give me a break. Newsflash - farmers and ranchers all over the US and Canada kill wolves, coyotes, foxes, badgers, bears - anything that kills their livestock or eats their crops - every damn day. And let's not even talk about sport hunting. Where's the outrage there, celebs? This is selective outrage, nothing more, and this celebrity obsessed nation eats it up while the important stuff goes overlooked.

#77 You make me very, very sad to be an Alaskan.

Yes, wolves are predators, but for cryin' out loud they don't hunt humans. The only reason they were likely in your "back yard" is because you either leave huge bags of stinking trash on your back porch or you leave your dog chained up in the yard with a huge bowl of dog food as bait - either or, it's easy pickings for the wolves.

Wolves are terrified of humans and would never approach a human unless threatened or truly starving. If you are that terrified of wildlife, you need to get out of Alaska as fast as you can because you don't belong here.

Maybe you should read this

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/11/12/palin-wolf-thinning-project-worked/

for those that won't or can't, it's working. Whether or not humans caused the severe decline in the number of caribou, they needed help coming back.

Listen, I say fuck everybody who doesn't think everything I do is a great idea and I've got the strap-on to do it...COME HERE TODD!!!! You're FIRST!!!!!...gotta get this thing...ugh...buckled up, ugh... now, bend over...NOW!!!! Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, Thud! Get back over here Todd, get back, get, GET BACK OVER HERE.........ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh....ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh....UGH, UGH, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Now get the towel, Todd, get the TOWEL!!!!

The fact that Palin has even one supporter is reason enough to nuke the USA. Fuck you all.

They should mud wrestle over it.

i want to do them both....at the same time.....mmmm milf x 2

Thanks for the support and I'm sorry there are certain word that I will never be able to spell, but Helicopters for all Alaskan's is part of the new stimulus package.....GO OBAMA

This is one of the funnier threads I've read in a while. Proof positive that America truly needs Sarah Palin to kick around.

Fighting about "BIG SERIOUS ISSUES!" on a snarky celebrity gossip blog? Getting all angry and insulting each other? Come on. It's not like anybody's going to read somebody's argument and be like, "Oh my god.......you're so right! What was I thinking! Now I've seen the light!"

Where are the witty one liners!

#148 - Anyone actually getting angry is a douche. There were a lot of gems in the snarkiness. I just wish Sheva was here to spread the extreme douchiness that is Sheva. Douche reminds me of pussy, and I like pussy.

Ashley just needs to shut her fucking pie-hole and take her clothes off. She's got a nice set of tits.

What?

#124
quotes from you.
"Next you will call me fat (having never seen me)"

"Go sit your fat ass on the couch and hunt potato chip crumbs outta your navel"

Oh like you did to me? you're an idiot.

There is a good reason for thinning the number of wolves! Over population of wolves and they start migrating to the towns-plus lead to diseases. For years we have had controlled deer hunts to limit done to parks & crops, plus lyme disease and Rocky mountain spotted fever. It is one thing to attack Palin for her political views you may not like but quite another to attack on an issue you do not understand!

#153 - What I don't understand is why some people spell your name with one 'n' and some people feel they need they extra fucking 'n'.

Regards,

RRichPPort's GGhost

#153 Anna, you could say the same thing about humans, but humans do much more damage than Wolves. Humans invade Wolf territory, Humans are over populating this Planet at an alarming rate - zero population growth wouldn't even matter anymore...the damage is already done. It sounds like YOU don't understand the issue.

"I am outraged by Sarah Palin's promotion of this cruel, unscientific and senseless practice which has no place in modern America," commented Ms. Judd. "Because she is apparently determined to continue and expand this horrific program, I am grateful that Defenders will aggressively fight to stop her. I am proud to be a part of that effort." - Ashley Judd.

Ashley Judd is pro-abortion.

Can you assholes understand the hypocrisy of liberalism?

It's inappropriate for Governor Palin to use a state government run website paid for by taxpayers to respond to a political ad.

Whoever this Ashley Judd person is I have no idea, but she sure does use a whole lot of botox.

@156:
No, I don't understand the hypocrisy you're supposedly pointing out. Being pro-choice/life and pro/anti-animal rights are two completely different things, and only a moron would confuse them. Next you'll throw in the death penalty, too.

As for Palin, screw that useless has-been. I donated to Defenders because of her. Go wolves!

#154 - Funny! Or should i say "funy"...? Now I'm so confused... who will save the wolves...?

Ashley, please just stick to showing your boobies and ass cheeks and leave the matter of natural balance to people who actually understand what happens when one species, predator, goes unchecked in nature...prey. Sort of like what's happeing with over paid, stupid actors taking over in the natural environment of the real people. Carribou in Alaska are breathing easier because the herds of their out-of-check predators are being thinned. It's not always about looking cute naked on a PETA poster...these people, as a rule, are retarded.

#156 You must be one of the morons who accused Krispy Kreme of promoting abortion by offering a free donut of your choice - it has your brand of reasoning all over it. Why don't you just go and picket outside one so no more innocent donuts will die, OK? That way you'll only embarass yourself within a three block radius, rather than here.

P.S. The ones with the sprinkles alter your brain chemistry and make you into a liberal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VyXV1wf26Q

Palin -- the abstinence-only nitwit with a knocked-up daughter? The same chick who decided to go through a high-risk pregnancy winding up with a child that will live half a life and maybe -- if he's lucky -- see his 20th birthday? Trying to take the moral high ground? Give me a break. Someone needs to chase her down with an airplane and a high-powered rifle trained on the back of her head. The world would be a better place for it.

what part of the alaskans use those animals for FOOD do you not get???!!
I can not wait for all you spoiled rotten stupid people have to rely on yourselves to live, you will be so hungry you will eat a rats ass. why do these people always ask for donations ? hell you got money YOU give and leave my money alone.

Sarah Palin kicks frickin' ass! We Alaskans need to control the wolf population and anyone who doesn't live here should shut the funk up because you don't know shit about Alaskans or wolves or any other damn thing. I have 2 wolf skins hanging on my wall, but at least none of the dogs in my dog team have been eaten alive by wolves...'cause yes, they do that.

# 137 Just because the voices in your head keep telling you something doesn't mean it's true.

Priceless

Thanks, Ashley!

Thanks, Ashley!

I am thrilled that Sara Palin has quit. She is NOT letting nature take its course concerning the control of wildlife, which includes protecting wolves. If you have done any research, unbiased research, you will find that wolves only kill to eat. Apart from this, this story, this total pretext of how the Alaskans need to campaign against this majestic creature for food, is poppycock, a lie, and a travesty. The original habitats of where you live today, Native Americans, never had to do this. There was always enough for everyone, both animal, mammal, and human alike. I am an American, and ashamed to be associated with those of you who not only are a genuine disgrace to our country, but to the human race as well. Leave these animals alone! YOU are the predators, and heartless at that.

I am thrilled that Sara Palin has quit. She is NOT letting nature take its course concerning the control of wildlife, which includes protecting wolves. If you have done any research, unbiased research, you will find that wolves only kill to eat. Apart from this, this story, this total pretext of how the Alaskans need to campaign against this majestic creature for food, is poppycock, a lie, and a travesty. The original habitats of where you live today, Native Americans, never had to do this. There was always enough for everyone, both animal, mammal, and human alike. I am an American, and ashamed to be associated with those of you who not only are a genuine disgrace to our country, but to the human race as well. Leave these animals alone! YOU are the predators, and heartless at that.