Feb 18 2009Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston's Oscar showdown

Enough with this fake fight. It's all completely made up and such a sad attempt at creating news.

john meyer vs. brad pitt

john meyer by comparison is as hot as a water-logged penis. that guy is a dope. and aniston is cute but also seems sorta cold and rigid

Angelina Jolie blatantly tops Aniston in anything and everything.

Jolie might be able to physically take down Aniston, but if she lays a hand on her, Jen has a secret weapon in her corner: Richard Goldfinklestienshuabchan Singh. The best lawyer in the universe.

Oh my goodness the girls are so adorable.. especially Shiloh!

Oh yeah, Jolie is a total inbred retard and Jen is simply classy. Just in case #3 wanted to wake up and see things how they really are.

TITS OR GTFO!

Shiloh and Zahara are so farking cute. Damn.

they're both a couple of over the hill hags with saggy tits and pimply celluloid asses and legs. They probably have labia that resembles a couple of flattened pieces of silly puddy, and they're both about as far removed from reality as anyone in Hollywood. Give us a rest already.!!!

@4 In Your Dreams. Angelina's getting a yacht with a submarine and helicopter on it. You can just about be she stockpiles weapons. Angelina's got more money too. And, if she should die, she has her own troops.

If they do meet, I hope it's to tell Jennifer that Angelina and Brad actually got married some time ago.

Please let John Mayer's big ginormous hunchback head get caught in the doorframe and Brad has to pry it out.

Jennifer and Angelina:
While the press has it's heyday with this imaginary feud, rest assured that we all trust and believe in both of you! You both epitomize class, beauty and evoke the magic of starlets in Hollywood's Heyday of the 40's and 50's. Audrey Hepburn could never hold a candle to Aniston's talent, and Gracy Kelly could take a lesson in acting from Jolie!

You're both loved and adored.

Randal

this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard - who cares

How pathetic is this? Hugely pathetic. When is JA going to take off her attire of victimhood?

Oh, be brave, jen. I know this is difficult.

Or else, grow up, get over it, and develop a sense of humor along the way.

@6
Since when is Aniston classy?
Posing practically nude for a magazine at 40 MIGHT be classy if it was an artistic picture, but she was just laying down naked with a bunch of naked guys and grinning.
Yeah, that's super classy.

Angelina Jolie could raid my tomb any time, if you know what I mean!

LOL!

Did Zahara stop growing or something? She and Shiloh are the same height, yet I vaguely remember her having at least two years on S. - who looks incredibly cute btw.

#13 - You have too much time on your hands, which makes you unemployed, moronic, or both.

I do not understand some of the outlandish, irrelevant posts on this website.

Are these people here to provoke others or just to display ignorance?

FIRST!!

can't wait for the WOMB RAIDER sequel.... see what i did there, delgo?

I'll pay Jennifer Aniston $500 if she walks past Angelina Jolie and says , "Make out with your brother much?"

While I would happily blow my load on either Jen or Angie, I still get that vampire vibe from Jolie. I would still hide all the knives in the house....

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Those kids should be smiling every fucking minute of every fucking day of their fucking lives..............

Is it just me or does it look like Zahara isn't growing? Shiloh looks like she's going to pass her up soon enough! btw, that outfit Shiloh has on screams "l'm going to grow up to be a angry lesbian one day thanks to the way my mom dresses me". (nothing against lesbians, I love them!)

i used to think AJ was the hottest thing going, but her lips seem to have developed a life of their own. 3-mile island kind of scary.

I wish Jen would stop playing the victim. Or at least stop blaming only Angie. Brad was not dragged away from Jen; he went with Angie ready and willing. And now they have a happy family and seem very happy together. Maybe Jen should take a page from their book, stop whining, and live her own damn life.

I'd like to get both those bitches into my nest and see which one gives me the best hummer so that I can once and for all declare which vixen is the el supremo.

FIRST!!!

I don't think they have a fight. They are both great actresses and professional.. This is such a rubbish issue!

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Ladies & Gents, the First Orangutan, Michelle Oboombox

I prefer बॉलीवूड (Bollywood).

Jen REALLY needs to hire a publicicst who doesn't make her sound like a desperate needy retard all the time

hey, does Jolie satisfy with Pitt? I feel angry for Pitt, why Jolie created a profile at a celebrity and millionaire club " C e l e b M i n g l e. C o M "? Don`t you belive? yes, this site is not famous, so soldom people know about this, but her photo has been verified there!

have they really never seen each other in person?

2--And Angelina doesn't seem cold? I'm not a fan of either ladies but Jennifer seems a lot more down to earth than Angie. Plus, Brad seemed a lot happier when he was with Jennifer. Now he seems like an arrogant stick in the mud.

The kids are absolutely adorable. Shiloh seems so bubbly. I hope that means she won't grow up to be too much like her mother. Zahara is absolutely beautiful.

Thank you, thank you and thanks again for the photos.
Children are adorable and she keeps so attractive.

I'm waiting to Sunday to see Brangelina at the Oscars!!!! They are the hottest of Hollywood around the world

Why does she dress these children so boring?? Has she heard of color?

Oh, she's heard of color, alright! Look at her family! BAHAHA..
Anyhoo....

Both of these chicks are worthless. Jolie is a nutbag with a brood of child soldiers, Aniston is a complete shell of a human being. Their men are even worse than they. Let's hope they both kiss and make up so we never have to see or read about either again.

Angelina is so beautiful! She is also a great actress, great partner, great humanitarian and a great mom. Jen needs to mature and let things go. She needs to get married and have children so she can be happy and forget about Brad and Angie. I like Jen a lot but she is no Angelina!

last pic - Shiloh's legs are on backwards.

It would be hilarious when Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston sit next to eachother.With Brad Pitt in the middle.I'm going to comment very positive about the Oscars if it would be like that!

It's such a mind fuck when John Mayer get's described as a "hot man". I'm no Brad Pitt fan but I'd lick the dirt from his fingernails before I'd let John Mayer near me.

This is why I hang out with Lisa Kudrow and Marisa Tomei , the former, a talentented and smart actress who is a real mom and real wife and so not a cunt, the latter, a smart and talented Oscar winner who knows how to be after sexy and slutty on and off the screen - fuck, why have I been kidding myself - Winona and Christina - the engagement and the stalking is off. Have a nice life you two. You can lift the restraining order now, I'm done with you both - ow, quit throwing bricks at me Christina!

One of them is a wrist-slashing homewrecker bitch while the other one is a classy, albeit could-have-done-better-than-Meyer, all-around nice girl... Mmmmm, choices, choices.... Jolie is just popular cause she looks like shes gives good head, problem is she'll make you raise 6 kids afterwards.... High price to pay for a b-job...

One of them is a wrist-slashing homewrecker bitch while the other one is a classy, albeit could-have-done-better-than-Meyer, all-around nice girl... Mmmmm, choices, choices.... Jolie is just popular cause she looks like shes gives good head, problem is she'll make you raise 6 kids afterwards.... High price to pay for a b-job...

What is more, AJ is an Oscar-winning actress (Girl Interrupted - best supporting). Jennifer just gets more needy & pathetic as time goes on and plays a slight variation of the same character in every movie she's appeared. Ever notice that she almost always does this in movies: the look of sappy concern and an "Oh, Honey" before she inevitably hugs/comforts the weeping girlfriend. I don't think I'm imagining this.

Please, Jennifer Aniston looks like a gander...she suffers of what I call, the parentheses around the mouth syndrome. Angelina is a thousand times prettier, hotter, smarter, and sexier. Poor Aniston, the only thing she's going to have with John Mayer is kids with a big nose, oily hair, and under eye circle no amount of concealer could hide. She's just so blah.

why does Zahara always look so pissed off?

Those girls are super cute!!!
I don't think there is any rivalry between these two, it's over and done with people. Why would Jen want Brad back? To raise kids that are not hers? She might regret having lost Brad and won't get over it but I don't think she wants him back or hates angie for that matter.
And yes, angie is 100 times way hotter and sexier than Jen and I dont mean to be mean but... she is younger hahahaha.

The little black girl never smiles, ever.
Shiloh on the other hand is an angel. She looks like her grandfather, Jon Voight. Let's hope she inherited his common sense.

You paps need to find another "hook" to sell to the public because this one is so old it's stinking of decomposition! It's been FOUR YEARS....i seriously doubt either Jennifer, Brad or Angelina gives a rat's arse about what happened way back when. Chyt happens, it stinks for awhile, then blows away...this has blown way far away...let it go

Wow, really? Now there's a "source" saying that Jen calls Jolie her "nemesis"? Seriously?

There is NOTHING to this "feud". Yeah, they aren't best friends and will probably never go out of their way to see each other, but its pretty obvious that everything written about them supposedly hating each other is bullshit. I like Jen and am not a huge Jolie fan but even if I loved or hated them both I'd know this was all bullshit. I seriously doubt Jennifer Aniston spends her time conspiring and plotting against Angelina Jolie. The people who run such shitty magazines should really be ashamed of themselves for being so pathetic.

Angilena is starting too look too plastic, the botox the old nose job she is like too stretched out and shiny all the time

number 10, Aniston has more money according to Forbes. Read up before you talk. And Superficial writer, Angelina banged billy bob Thornton for publicity so stop hating on Aniston

@49 & 51: I know, right? I was going to ask if anyone has EVER seen a picture of Zahara smiling. She's cute and all but seems kinda dull with that blank look on her face all the time... I know she's just a little kid and I should lay off the criticism, but *seriously*!

that one kid looks like the dad, I'm not sure who the other one favors

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING, she still don't get the picture.
JUST DUMB, STUPID or?

AJ has masterfully created her persona...sex idol, perfect mother, yada yada, but remember, she was a nut case for a lot of years, and probably still is. The media has pretty much blown up the rivalry between the two, would be pretty boring without it. So Jennifer whined, and bitched; doesnt seem to be too unhappy to me. The kids are adorable, but Zahara seems to always have this blank look on her face, along with how small she is, wonder if there is something delays there.

You mean to say Oscar WINNING actress, right SuperficialWriter? I mean, "Girl, Interrupted" is no classic, but she screamed a lot and cried and got naked, which is basically all the Academy wants. It's really amazing that Kate Winslet hasn't won 40 of the damn things at this point since that's all she does.

SHILOH (LL
she's lovelyyyyyyyyyyy!

@48
Jolie suffers from what I call liver lips syndrome. And a musician trumps an actor everytime. Is there a sillier profession for a grown man than acting? Mayer is an awesome guitarist who's played with Buddy Guy, and Pitt continues to badly mumble in every movie. And lets not forget his laughable attempts at foreign accents.

Brad is going to regret the Jolie thing in just a few years. She is not aging well at all whlie Jen is still as perky as ever.

Lets not forget all of those smell, theiving adopted sand fleas of hers.

Everyone is using stupid Jen. Every media outlet, Jen Pr team, John and her fans. Jen needs to grow some brains and get these monkeys off her back.
So obvious the douche bag is using her. I don't understand why she don't see
It.

@64

Grammar must not be your forte.

JENNIFER ANISTON sh!ts on angelina jolie!! angelina so pale and busting out babys and adopting them all over the place jennifer aniston is hottttt! her boyfriends a douche but she's the sh!t get off her already!!

This is the most beautiful family!!!! love them all.

Oh, please we all know what AJ does - this has happened time and again - she just doesn't show up!

^5 #32 and 26. I'm soooo tired of hearing how JA just can't get over Brad. How many women have been left or cheated on by their men?!?!? It hurts for a while, but eventually, you get past it and move on. It happens ALL THE TIME. If JA has moved on, why does this story keep coming up? Let go Jennifer, let go.

#66, it's not the grammar that's wrong with #62, it's the spelling.

#66, it's not the grammar that's wrong with #62, it's the spelling.

I agree with you, and do you know that someone said that she is dating with a handsome and wealthy businessman from ^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ^^ now?

Oh pleeeeeeeeeease do not tell me you are one of the Deluded Ones who buy the I'm-a-Charity-Donor-Adopting-Machine-Effortlessly-Raises-Millions-of-Kids thing. She is an ACTRESS. She ACTS. I will give her this: Angie runs rings around Hollywood PR people. She has a legion of nannies she won't allow to be seen, no female friends, and a plan to rehab her image by donating money to charity. It is insulting, it's so patronizing. And those baby photos where the money goes to charity? That ain't about the money, baby. That is the way she controls media coverage of her--the mags who buy are then obligated to cover only the images she okays.

I'm sorry, Angie may have more money, children, whatever, but she is also a HOME WRECKER and in my book unless Jennifer Anniston decides to have an affair with a married man, steal him from his wife, then go brag about it in a magazine then she'll always be classier than Angelina Jolie. If Brad and Jen had been divorced when he and Angie met and started to hook up then it would be different, but it's not. I think Angelina is a great actress and liked her up until the point that she chose to be a home wrecker, I have had no use for her sense. On another note, Shiloh is adorable and looks just like Brad Pitt. I get the feeling that Angie favors her adopted kids over her biological children, which is strange cause it's usually the other way around. All her children should be equal to her, but I just don't get the feeling that it's that way. I noticed in the picture that Zahara is dressed much better than Shiloh is. I don't want to talk bad about kids, but in every single picture of Zahara she has an angry scowl on her face.

hey, does Jolie satisfy with Pitt? I feel angry for Pitt, why Jolie created a profile at a celebrity and millionaire club " C e l e b M i n g l e. C o M "? Don`t you belive? yes, this site is not famous, so soldom people know about this, but her photo has been verified there!

Wanted to remind the author of this article, Jolie and Pitt's relationship (and sad to say children) was the result of adultery. Adultery is one of the ten commandments and a sin Jesus reitterated. But, while everyone thinks of this, judging another is also a sin. =)

Wanted to remind the author of this article, Jolie and Pitt's relationship (and sad to say children) was the result of adultery. Adultery is one of the ten commandments and a sin Jesus reitterated. But, while everyone thinks of this, judging another is also a sin. =)

Sarah 26 Jen isn't whining and it seems that ,yes,Angelina dragged Brad away from Jen(everyone thinks so) but what is the big deal anyway?Brad is not considered to be as handsome and popular to us women since the jeans commercial!Remember?toutourourou how was that song goes ,we were listening a very popular song in that tv commercial of 80's.Now they could all three of them be closer and if Angelina still likes women where's the problem?Big fass over a guy!

Lemme guess-- this is a "wardrobe malfunction?" Yeah ok, Jennifer, or Janet, Or LaToya, you're NOT an attention-starved exhibitionist, sure, whatever.
This is just the first symptom... of "the long road down." Seen it before: Farrah Fawcett, Jane Mansfield, Marylin Monroe, Joan Crawford, you name it. Another has-been who never really was, being dragged kicking and screaming into oblivion, after her "dream-boat" sets sail for better ports.
But this is really nothing new; note that as usual, her face is the most covered-up part of her body-- like ALL "butterface" chicks; she even INVENTED the "Rachel" hair-look of the "giant comb-over" to cover up that giant masculine "What, Me Worry?" face. She's clearly lost it, and we see why Brad REALLY left her-- it wasn't John Voight's daughter and her inherited "yew shore do got a got a purty mouth, boy!"
It was the fact that he couldn't stand living with a psycho-butterface with more skeletons in her closet than the L.A. Coroner's office. And now the GQ-media buzzards are closing in... AND....they're coming to take her away! Ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho...

Also: Let's also remember that AJ had sex with Billy-Bob, so that's a gross-out; but then again, HE bumped uglies with Halle Barry in a soft-core porno called "Monster's Ball(s)," so I guess it balances out somewhat to make AJ slightly F-able... if you're also into sharing needles used needles with an AIDS-clinic. Throw in Pamela Anderson and you can start a leper-colony/insane-asylum.

Angelina is a freak, and a homewrecking slut. She used her outer beauty to seduce a married man. Brad is a weak, pathetic excuse for a man and a worse excuse for a husband. Is it no wonder they aren't married even after adopting 3 children and producing 3 children out of wedlock. They are a joke!