Jan 12 2009Whitney Port in a bikini

fish guy must get paid to name drop 'The Hills' at least once a week.

wtf is this?

First!

meh

any girl with real boobs bigger than an A cup should not wear a bandeau top. it automatically makes your boobs look saggy.

Man, "The City" is so fake that Whitney Port isn't even really white. She's actually a light-skinned Black girl from the South Bronx. Her real name is Shaquanda. It's amazing what you can do in post nowadays.

But seriously, how does one get a job directing these post-Laguna Beach MTV shows? Do you just have to be a shitty director who doesn't know how to work with actors so that the performances have that patented "this is so lame it MUST be real" glaze to them. It fascinates me. Obviously scripted programming that pushes for shitty flat acting on purpose, that's dumbfounding. Someone is actually getting paid for this.

Wow...she's all-o-dat-and-a-bag-o-chips and a milkshake, and a quarter pounder with extra bacon and cheese, etc. Some might argue that she's healthy, I say she's bouyant.

WTF with the strapless top? ALWAYS make titties go south. BAD. Probably doesn't shave down their either.

Nice bow on the side of your head, you average bore.

That girl Oliva on the City is super hot. Get pics of her on this site. She is the "Heidi" of The City.

so cute!

She's got a good rack.

I don't know who the fuck that is and have never heard of those shows.

#8 Olivia Palmero is sooooo much more interesting than this crappy show makes her out to be. In the real world she's a wannabe socialite who's been the center of controversies and has been on the cover of New York Magazine a few times in the past few years. They could actually fire Whitney Port and reboot the show centering it around Olivia's actual life and it would be ten times more captivating and authentic as far as portraying life in Manhattan. Kinda like how they got rid of Lisa Bonet in the second season of A Different World and centered it around Jasmine Guy's character. God, I'm old.

didn't she lie about something to get some press time?

I don't know who Whitney Port is, but I do know who breasts is! Niiiiiccee!

#13 yeah, she's an attention whore. Someone supposedly pretended to be her in an email so she sued them and got a website shut down. It's petty spoiled rich girl bullshit but at least it's authentic and would make much better television especially with it being more cemented it the actual environment they're trying so hard to synthesize. A show centered around a villain is much more interesting than one centered around a dumb hero no matter how cute she is.

DEAR CELEBRITY BLOGS,

NOBODY CARES ABOUT "______ IN A BIKINI." I COULD GO TO THE BEACH TODAY AND SEE AT LEAST 50 GIRLS IN BIKINIS THAT LOOK BETTER THAN WHOEVER YOU'RE POSTING. STOP PADDING YOUR BLOG.

IF I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THAT, GOOGLE WILL GIVE ME MORE AND BETTER BIKINI PICTURES THAN YOU EVER WILL.

PLEASE STOP.

SINCERELY,
THE INTERWUBS

After giving a fake name and taking Whitney to a motel room, I'd rambo fuck her like she's never been fucked before, till she screams and claws for hours. As long as I dont have to listen to her talk,

Then I go home to my wife Kay.

I shouldn't say this, but what the hell. I'd lick her butt hole and have a shit eating grin too.

My wife doesn't let me do those things so I am forced to seek out my desires.

@5 bahhhahaa you made me laugh.
@6 go fuck yourself

Yeah, Whitney used to be cool . . .
she's still gorgeous and beautiful
and everybody should look like her,

but her voice is annoying and
nobody even watches her show.
She's just trying to get money by
doing that show-it works, but it
makes nobody like her.

Shes GORGEOUS!!!

Does anybody elses pictures sooo not work??

What the fuck is a Whitney Port, and why do I care?

I quick drinking 'Whitney Port' - gave me gas.
Went back to Scotch - and the world is making less sense again.
(Thank God)

This chick is the ultimate butterface. She's got a nice rack and decent stomach but her face is a fucking trainwreck.

Why do these shows even exist. There was more interesting dialogue at the impound yard an hour ago than all the Hills episodes put together. Not that Ive watched all of them but I figure 3 minutes of people not really talking to each other probably sums up the whole show. These people should just die.

#19 you're demented if you think this chick is gorgeous. She's hot Tori Spelling syndrome. She looks hot from afar but up close you want to pour gas on her face and light it just so you can look at something more attractive.

#19 you're demented if you think this chick is gorgeous. She's got Tori Spelling syndrome. She looks hot from afar but up close you want to pour gas on her face and light it just so you can look at something more attractive.

You are so UNFUNNY.

Dear Superficial Writer,

This is great, really, it is. Other sites, however, currently have pics of Whitney's right nipple getting some old-fashioned exposure to sunlight. If I can't count on you to break the story any, and every, time a Hills nipple gets photographed - then, damn it man, what do I have left in my life?

Very unremarkable, but fuckable....

So. #22. What you twying to say here exactwee, with that link there ?
I see you've brought in some sort of 'ringer' who's read up on 'gravity' and such things. Where's he twying to go with this ?
Inside job ?

I personally think she is a knockout. Those of you who don't like her...that's fine and dandy. Makes the odds better for those of us who do. (Keep dreaming, right?) And I'd bet my paycheck there are more who would eat the peanuts out of her shit than those who find her homely.

And if it's her voice that annoys you, put something in her mouth. I have yet to meet a woman who can suck dick and yap at the same time.

As far as her tv show(s), who gives a fuck?! Never watched them and probably never will...unless she is appearing naked.

Oh yeah, one more word...EYEGLASSES!

I have not and will never watch her show. Since people like to complain about appearances on this site, then I will add my own 2 cents. Her legs are gross. They are shapeless sticks. And she is attractive, but she has the Hollywood / runway style of beauty where women look aspire for the bodies of gay men.

So.
My friend 'Frank' form 16th floor come over.
He and his wife like 'Mary Tyler Moore Show' so we fire up pirate satellite.
Unfortunwatlee - it was a repeat.
It full moon today - so somehow we get stuck on 'Countdown with Keith Olbermann.' (We need upgrade system to Somali pirate satellite)
And Keith is talking and then has a quick clip of the new pres talking to George Stephensomethingreekopalace.
And George says to Pres B.O. : So.
"No new 9/11 Commission with subpoena power ?"
And then they cut. No further discussion...hummm...
And 'Frank' from16th floor say -
'Frank' from 16th floor : What? Keith may get it ? and George ? Who knew ? But I wonder what they really twying to say here exactwee ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well. Obama says "No torture on his 'watch. '"
So. I figure he's scored a deal with Swatch and the BANKERS over there - and screw Timex.
' Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' will be part of the bailout - if they're lucky.
And if the 'crack' media doesn't get a hold of this.

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How come the back piece of material (on the top piece of the
bathing suit) doesn't match up with the front?
That just looks tacky like she sewed it herself and poorly.
And why is she wearing those color earrings? They just really clash with the whole outfit.
Don't these people have stylists??!?!?!!

justshoes- no unfortunately my pictures are working

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Not really sure of your 'points', 'perspective' or ''reading comprehension" (as they say in the industry,) in the big scheme of things there # 34 - 38
Glanced at the link ? Any challenge with the Architects and Engineers there with concepts like 'gravity' .. resistance' - you know that type of thing. ?
Comments ? Inside job ?

those TITS........................................................................HOW LOW!!

nobody watches or pays attention to this shit, so please stop posting it..

unless she is exceptionally hot, and if she is i dont want to know what crap tv she is featured in.

So. azzman. #41
You obviously seem like a real 'intellectual.'
Inside job ?
Gerry #40 - Let's facei it - Vector Motors is going to go 'GM' until we hear your answer to...

...Inside job ?

Last time.

THIS
GIRL
IS
NOT
ATTRACTIVE.

Last Time...
(Yeah right)
Been There
Done That.
Hey wait a sec.
We're getting off topic here.
Ok.
"Ray Whitney' was a hockey player.

Whassup wit chu today, Superfish? Other sites have pictures of her slipping a nip while mucking with a mic and you've just got standard "sitting on a sun chair" stuff. When a breaking news event involving celebrity (well, OK, chicks in Los Angeles, let's say - I don't think she even makes the Z-list) nipplage happens, we count on the quality reporting we've come to expect from Superfish. Now get back out there and get us some tit and crotch pictures from famewhores, please.

WTF? Who the fuck is this walking sperm bank?Why do I give a flying fuck?
Fuck you Fish, you get worse by the fucking year!

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She is uncute and therefore should be pictured topless.

#12 - Obsess much?

Vote for me and I'll suck your cock <3 xxx

next time, please get her to stand up and turn around so that we have full frontal and rearal shots...thks

I saw the nip shot. Looks good enough to suck.

As someone who's been on a realtiy tv show before this is the dirty secret of "reality" tv ... a person comes in and tells you how you're supposed to act like.

The only thing that's real is you don't have a script to study ... so your words are real your action and reactions aren't they are pre-planned

TV couldn't handle the true choas of real life.

btw she has nice boobs

As someone who's been on a realtiy tv show before this is the dirty secret of "reality" tv ... a person comes in and tells you how you're supposed to act like.

The only thing that's real is you don't have a script to study ... so your words are real your action and reactions aren't they are pre-planned

TV couldn't handle the true choas of real life.

btw she has nice boobs

yay for double poast.

Great pictures.

who??

hahahahahaha, a sexy guy want to find a young man to date. He put his profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether he found his soulmate there. He puts so many hot pics there.

EARRINGS ON THE BEACH?
on the right: HAMMER TOES, folks?

She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.