Jan 23 2009Shia LaBeouf might have a drinking problem

Maybe he was hyperventilating....

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First! Did he really think that'd draw less attention from him?

looks like he's hitting the hard stuff. Arizona Iced tea and a starbucks frapaccino.

He should have put the plastic on his head and the booze in the paper bag. This would have led to better results for all involved.

Hey.....we've gone a few days without a Speidi post...what gives?

damn!

guess he's hiding the car accident hand with the other bag?

He looks great in these pictures, but a lipstick mouth on the bag would have been way more realistic.

When he was in that movie "Holes," he should have stayed in one of them. Then someone responsible should have filled it in. And someone else responsible should have left an air tank and breathing regulator, along with ample water, food, and toilet facilities ... you know, so he could survive and come out of the hole later smelling fresh and not like he wears diapers, because let's face it, that'd be bad for all involved.

After the liquor store, he go straight to Douchenozzle-opolis, the citizens are ready to crown him as their king. The crown is made of paper and bits of aluminum foil, but you get a free pint of Goat-slobber a week.

Random acts of douchery by a douche bag... Too bad it wasn't plastic....With no holes...

I think I speak for everyone when I say, "God, what a douche."

Ummmm.... Is walking into an American liquor store looking like that really a good idea? "Shit those guys are back to rob me again!! This time I am shooting first bastards!!!"

this actually makes me love him more than i already do! he's so awesome ahahahaha

HAHA most of you guys are fucking lame-sauce. I doubt he did that to actually fool the pap. He just got drunk and is doing something stupid.

i wonder if he has a small paper bag on his penis too, like the kind i use to drink beer in times square. good god someone transplant me into a goat.

@15 yeh, that certainly makes him less of a douche.

I call pic 3 "The unknown comic and his fat retarded boyfriend."

its funny that if pete wentz did this, id absolutely cringe in hatred. But shia labeouf is an anti-celebrity, and extremely likable. unlike most douches of hollywood.

the funnier thing is he wrapped his hand in a bag as well!

and lol at the haters on this board, who actually have to wear a paper bag over their heads in public or else they will scare women and children.

Could someone please tell me WTF is up with the plastic bags on their hands? Is that like "safe masturbating" when they are jerking each other off? Hand condoms...get yours today!

How the hell do I know he really is Shia LaBeouf??
He could be a fuking paparazzi !!

@18 Damnit Nip, I was hoping to make an Unknown Comic joke. Good one!

If I had that name I'd drink too.

So is the plastic bag hiding the mutilated hand?

It is worse than you think. The little bitch is wearing a Harley-Davidson shirt, instantly identifying himself with the biggest group of collective wankers the world has ever seen. "Loud pipes saves lives!" STFU!

What? None of his fucking friends have a car?

Dude... Delivery service.

A Harley shirt with pink lettering & butterflies ?

2 & 3 DOUBLE FAIL you guys are fucking idiots, your whore mothers must be proud.

This could be any small petite person with a bag over his head.

Remember the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic . . . . .

Remember the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic . . . . .

Hey Shia, do you have an extra bag for Kelly?

Remember the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic . . . . .

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

This is exactly like that time when an NFL coach decided to take over a sorry excuse for a franchise and was deemed their savior. He proceeded to give away his team's draft picks in return for, what he thought, was the greatest player of all-time. He also thought it would be great to marry this player, dressing him up in a wedding dress.

The whole thing was an epic fail. The franchise continuted to suck ass like no other and the teams fans were relegated to wearing bags on their heads in order to hide their faces at games and in public. The whole bag wearing necessity lead to many suffocation deaths which, actually, worked out pretty well because there were too many people on the waiting list for season tickets.

Perhaps he's promoting http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923600/

You don't live in California do you Fish? You can buy liquor most grocery stores, liquor stores are more like 7-11's. So this guy walks into a LiquorMart in silverlake and buys a can of iced tea and some starbucks drink, big fucking deal. I like that he put a bag over his head and hand, I also like that his friend did the same in solidarity. I hope this bag on head thing catches on with other celebrities.

Who gives a shiat?

He's just being goofy, I don't have labeouf with that.

Oh-oh! The newly crowned King of Douche-nozzle-opolis just emptied his complimentary pint of Goatslobber - and now he wants more - quick, hide the keys and pass the shoe polish - he may not notice the difference!

Is that the hand he hurt in the car accident or the one that got stuck in Jake Gyllenhaal's ass? I heard he found Heath Ledger's wristwatch.

#36 - Please remove that tinfoil hat and place it in this sack...

Wait a minute . . . is that paper bag Versace?

Looks like one of those Abu Gharib prisoners has escaped.

Maybe they're going home to form a pyramid.

Actually...there's no "maybe" about it.

#46 - It'll be more like a human sandwich.

How messed up did this guy's hand get in that accident???

Two years ago, he gave an interview where he said he wasn't interested in being one of those messed up young celebutards like Lindsey. Guess what? You are.

Great job throwing your career away.

I want to know why the fuck he is wearing a woman's Harley Davidson T-Shirt?

How do we know it really IS Shia TheBeef? This could be the pool boy for all we know. If it is him, I give him props (get it?) for doing this. I think it's funny. They were probably giggling like little school girls the whole time and are now posting and reading on this board. And *NO* I am not him.

Looks like he needs to join the new Booze Momentum Program - http://snipurl.com/al6na

This is hilarious. ROck on Shia. You should just do drugs, lots of drugs like everyone else.

He should stay with this look.

who's this guy??
he's the man!! always!! guess that's so many people I met on " +++Agelessmate.com+++ " look up to him! work hard and surprisingly optimistic!! Patrick Swayze, You rock!! hope you will win the fight!!LOL

Those paps, man...

So it's official. This kid has finally become a real DOUCHEBAG.

As disgusted as I am with Shia's "J" behavior,
I STILL LOVE KIDS!!!

You cats really need to leave this guy alone. All the posters in here act like they're saints and they don't party. If I had his fame and fortune, I'd be partying too, hell I party now and I'm NOT famous. What good IS fame if you cant party.

Drinking problem? Nah, you've gotta be doing something like 'shrooms or acid to find that funny.

.....................ATTENTION-PROBLEM TOO, folks!!

Are we seriously pressing the tight pants as a new fashion for these hollywood kids?

Seriously?

His FRIEND? His friend would say "No, just let me bring you back a couple, what do you want?" I say it's his BODYGUARD (explains the double Ds under the sweatshirt and the warmup pants). I say he TOLD his bodyguard he was going out for beers but didn't want to end up in the Enquirer so he was wearing a bag over his head and hand and the bodyguard said "Me too!"

Ok, stars do get paired with sycophants for "friends" so it could be that but I'm still going with bodyguard.

Hilarious!!!!

Dude, that's so not Shia. That guy has a gut, which LeBouf doesn't and he's bigger than him. These look just like 2 assholes that want to get him in more trouble.

I said this alot because no one understands the whole point of this.

The whole paper bag is a statement. Think about it. Anyone can do it.

Also you copy the paragraph from two million other sites. Boring.

I don't pretend to be Dr. Phil.

But I would suggest that LaBeouf has much, much, much, more then just a "drinking problem" going on...!

i love him for infinity
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Dear God, why wasn't the bag on his head plastic without holes?
In the future, when he does it again, please, please make the bag plastic, thank you.
Amen

I find it a good idea! Why should alcohol be hidden in a brown stupid bag but a face not???!!!

I would bone him.

i think he needs to be left alone now.... seriously! i can see from pictures that he is sad, i really do think the reality of this situation has kicked in for him!

people do make mistakes from time to time, but thats the part of grwing up, ok yeah he is an adult, but throughout life you are learning lessons.

you can tell that he has learnt his and feels bad about it. i think people should leave him be for a while because to say that he is stupid and stuff would be hypocritical, since everybody does stuff they are not proud of!

Haha Shia rocks..

Built an acting career on being an ADD teenager and it turns out he wasn't really acting at all.

I don't care. He is still hot.