Jan 26 2009Shauna Sand still wearing a bikini

Why are all English people so ugly?...Oh, hey she's a typical yank. Whoops.

First? 2nd?

#1 - no, a typical yank is what your sex life consists of.

This bitch is heinous!

I'd still fuck her though........

ya she's nasty but that's a tight little ass and relevant to my interests.

#3 Ha

Her boob implants start about 5" lower than they should. she's got an expanse of chest between boob and chin that you could sell advertising on.

Did her plastic surgeon let his/her son do the operation, whose favorite toy at the time was Mr. Potato Head?

What a tasteless tattoo. . .

holy fuck, look at the meat she has on her arm! He is fuckin yummy! RAWR!! I could suck him so he'd never remember her name. Muahahahahaha!!!

what the fuck is on her boob in the last pictures?

If ever there was a woman that deserves the perverbial bag over the head it's Shanua Sand.

The bi-otch has a kickin' body that face of needs to be covered up. Christ, Mike Tyson is better looking.

It'd be tough not to shrivel when she locked the crazy eyes on you.

I am assuming that everyone here knows that this is a publicity shot, arranged by her handlers to keep her name in the public eye in hopes of getting more endorsement deals, etc..... The sheer thought that some papparazzi just happened to follow her to a beach where she is frolicking with some hunks while wearing her trademark acyllic high heals 'in the sand'....is just a bit to much. She is a product, no unlike a tube of toothpaste or a tampon that is being marketed to the public (full of preservatives I might add).

I wanna know why the FUCK is he wearing black nailpolish on his toes?

Irregardless, she seems extremely intelligent.

Well, her ass definitely looks better than her face. What's with her thighs in the last picture? and what makes chicks think that putting on Mrs Potato Head lips is attractive?

Shauna Sand walkin' in the sand...

People that use the "word" irregardless are complete morons. Maybe regardless is what you want to say.

If she just laid off the lip injections, she'd really look hot. Note to women:Blimp lips are unattractive. They look fake and make your face look weird.

From the neck down she looks fantastic. But she has meesed up her face.

Still got those hooker shoes on in the sand,huh?
She is so stupid, nasty and pathetic.
Go in the house and put some fucking clothes on, Grandma!

nasty....that gal just looks all-around unnatural

The worst part about her is that it forces me to admit that I would do her without being totally blasted out of my mind - and that is disturbing.

hahahhah clear heels.
all class

I live in Missouri,surrounded by ass-ugly Republican "women".This bitch is an absolute goddess compared to those friggin' baboons.

This bitch is disgusting - nasty fake tits, butter face, no ass.

Its like her plastic surgeon grafted Tara Reid's stomach to her face.

i would fuck her asshole til i had a hernia

it's not her blimp lips that make her look disgusting...
her whole face is gross.

she's trying to look 20

He's fkn gorgeous tho... painted toenails or not.

How come she always wears the same shoes? I've never seen her wear any other shoes other than those stripper ones she's got on.

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I don't get hair extensions. They look ratty and fake, they wear on what real hair you have so that when you take them out what you have left is a mess . . . so dumb. It looks like if you touched her hair it would feel coarse, rough, and just plain nasty. Maybe these nutritionally deficient plastic people like Tara Reid and this . . . person . . . aren't capable of growing their own hair.

To the woman who said this "celebrity" is intelligent . . . Oh, yeah. Someone who pays a lot money to look like a fugly mannequin in a bad wig and clear plastic shoes must be a genius!

Maybe they don't have a mirror at home, folks?
............................WHO KNOWS!!

@19 I think #16 was being facetious.

She looks great for her age. She looks better than 80 percent of the people younger than her. After seeing these I am a fan.

Why does her rib cage seem to extend all the way down to below her waist? Best seen in the first pic.

Is that a femoral hernia in pic 1?

holy fugly!

I've always heard that it's bad to get sand in your bikini... in this case, it's bad to get Sand in her own bikini :S

I'd like to poop on her.

Gross...

Keep all pictures of her from behind or the side. No face pics please. She really screwed the pooch on those lips.

Even those giant boobs can't distract me from seeing her ribs. EAT SOMETHING!!!

Romain Chavent sees beyond the Halloween nightmare face, beyond the flapjack nipples, the fugly stupid ass shoes, the hideously disfiguring tattoo...he sees the ghoul within.

Haven't found the black nail polish.

AHHHH, that fucking bitch!

She got a tat on her fucking tit. Damn it!

She is perfect. Every woman should aspire to look like her. Wonderful lips for sucking and wonderful firm tall fake tits for inspiration. Thin and proud! Showing it off and rubbing her beauty and fuck-ability in the face of all the fat and floppy-boobed thin-lipped uglies in the world.

Keep on posting this marvellous creation for me to admire.

My hard is in my hand....

Lemme guess. Hooker lucite heels in sand.
Blow up fuck dolls look more real (and better) than her.

I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR ass!

While I understand she was, at one point, somewhat relevant, she is a has-been. Some would argue, she is a "never was". I would have to agree. No self respecting plastic surgeon will come forward re: her at this point. She looks disgusting.

Her husband is gorgeous. It sickens me that a young, hot, European man would be proud to hit that.

I cannot wait until the day she either dies or ceases to be photographed.

This headline should be: "The Superficial Still Insistent its Readers Give a Flying F About Shauna Sand"

She gets uglier with every plastic surgery. Do guys really think skeleton clowns are sexy nowadays? Since she's so into the plastic surgery, why doesn't she get some butt implants to reinflate that saggy Paris Hilton ass?

My God - her boy toy is freaking gorgeous. Why not put a few more pictures of him (without her).

If you notice, she wears the same pair of shoes EVERYWHERE. Seriously, it's like she's powerless without her clear stripper-heels.

Also, everybody knows that the good strippers are the ones who dress comfortably during the day so they can work harder at night. So the girls who just dress slutty to dress slutty clearly aren't the ones who know what they're doing on a pole... I'm just saying...

She looks like a Slim Jim with nightcrawlers as lips and canteloupes as tits.
In her only pair of shoes, no less.
And I say Slim Jim partially because people usually only go for those when they've been drinking heavily...
AAAAck.

She's so skinny I'd be concerned about cutting myself on her ... except for the Jessica wabbit wips and giant sillycone boobs. The boobs I don't mind so much ... but the lips?!!? Hey ladies, we don't like duck lips no matter how well you can use them.

Are these photoshopped? Her skin looks too flawless to be believable. And her upper lip is just disgusting. She should feed that hair to a horse and go to Walmart for some friggin' $2 flip-flops.

She drank some of Donatella Versace's kool aid.

This woman is a damn shame. Imagine how good she WOULD look if her implants, lips, and bikini bottoms were more reasonably sized.

She is a classic example of a plastic surgery horror story: a beautiful woman destroys herself in an attempt at delaying the aging process. Look at her face in the last pic, she looks like Osama bin Laden in a blonde wig.

Good from far.... Far from good.....

I would still hit it raw though

STUNNING!!! AFter three kids what an amazingly hot body!! stop all the rude comments this gal looks better then most 16 year olds-way to go!!!!

STUNNING!!! AFter three kids what an amazingly hot body!! stop all the rude comments this gal looks better then most 16 year olds-way to go!!!!

Ah, found the nail polish, second to last pic. Maybe he's covering mouldy green toenails.

some guys'll do anyone - I smell tranny sex

I think I just vomited in my mouth...

The perfect hate fuck.