Jan 24 2009Shauna Sand is the face of seduction

First First First

God, she is foul.

Well, she looks good for having had three kids but she USED to have real tits ... not so anymore !!

Which has more filler for their respective size? Her lips or breasts?

Hey Pumper,

Stop saying first, its not cool, you douchebag.

The eyes and lips are bad. Put a bag on it and turn off the lights...the rest is good and very pokable.

BTW, does she only own ONE pair of shoes?

When did Shauna Sand and my Daddy start dating? Did I miss that syory?

*story*

PS - my Mom is going to pissed when she finds out!!!

She looks like that Donatella Versace lady in the making......give her 2 more years and she will be her beef jerky twin

omg love her see-through stripper heelz.

lawdozer.

Depressed zombie I say.

I take it you haven't seen Sand's "peculiar" nipples:

http://www.realnipples.com/archives/shauna-sand-nipple-slip/

^Jodi.

Does this chick only have that one pair of lucite, hooker heels? Every picture of her, in every season...she is wearing them! 6 inch platform heels on the sand?? Lame!

I can totally see her penis in picture #5.
I know tranny's who are so much more natural than Ms Sand here. She needs to take lessons on how to look and act like a woman when everyone know's you're a man.

She has charming eyes and nice boobs!!! Wannt meet and kiss charming girls like her!! +++ Agelessmate.c o m +++ is just the place where what you meet can exceed your wild imagination!! u have nothing to lose to check it!!LOL

So...that's a guy, right?

I say work the stripper heels girl! You can never do wrong in my mind. Everything you touch turns into gold. Keep up the wonderful work Shauna and always remember to keep your head high.

Randal the 2nd

I can't figure out if she's 74 or 24 years old....

Her ass is kinda nice, but those honkers look like they're filled with concrete.

MASSIVE camel toe.

This lady does indeed appear to have a permanent Spock eyebrow.

Fascinating.

Who the hell is Shauna Sand?

How much did this dude spend to look like a plastic cunt? Probably less than Obama is going to spend creating 1 job.

Paris Hilton from the future is so bright, everyone ought to wear shades.

The fact that someone holds her hand and appreciates her is distressing. Nobody should support plastic surgery at that level. Clearly, in her case, allowing her to spend that amount of $ on plastic surgery is like giving a monkey a machine gun.......

Why would someone get a tattoo on their leg? That weird dark band shortens the appearance of her leg. Tattoos are soooo gross. They always fade and end up looking tacky.

Her surgeon made a mistake and stuck her ass on her chest.

Man, people of the future will think we were totally crazy, when the bleached hair / bloated lips / 50-year-old-mother-of-10 breasts coupled with no-ass-no-hips will be TOTALLY out of fashion. It might happen sooner than we think.

Strangely, these days, I find women with thin lips very attractive. Thin lips were valued when I was a child. I don't know what happened, why everyone suddently decided that fat lips were sexier.

FIRST

These shots aren't clear. Where's the socket you use to inflate her?

Oh Dear God ! Dear Mr. Fishguy, please place a warning label on the header of your page when you're going to show photos like that. Miley just about swallowed her Skoal when she saw them. Thank you..

who the hell is she?

haha. hilarious but sad at the same time. i don't think she realizes how desperate she looks. she must think shes the hottest thing. lol

I'm sure she's a very nice person

$10?

They are transgender porn star sinners, destined for an eternity of suffering in my elaborate torture chamber.

In infinite benevolence,

God

Wont be long til her tits are at her waist and her bottom lip is where her tits used to be...............

with all that cocaine you too can be this thin

She looks like the Janis from the Muppets:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Janice-MuppetsTV.png

she wears the EXACT SAME SHOES IN EVERY PICTURE!!!

OMG! She is the MOST BEAUTIFUL woman I have ever seen! TOo bad she is so fat.....

damn shame...
15 years ago she was one of the hottest playmates playboy had ever had, now she's tried too hard with the facelifts/botox and made herself look much worse than she would've had she just aged naturally and just kept fit.

Who the hell is this broad?

Her momma told her "you may never learn to read but you need to know how to fake your own signature. You'll need that if you'd ever want to redo yourself as an ugly dude"

I hate this hag! what a skank! what could she possibly raise in her 3 kids? ick. she is the ultimate street brush loser attention whore! i see skanks like this in vegas desperate for attention cuz daddy didn't stick around so now all us women have to bring up the rear once again and begin the process of garnering respect. I taught my nephew

so text book remedially catering to mens weakness to looks at bimbosity -someone, anyone who knows this skank, please forward this post over to her and have her relish in the hatred we all have for her. wow girl, your frikin lorenzo lamas' ex-skank. quite the accomplishment. you MUST be the biggest loser on this entire site. she makes me long for heidy montag. gee, i wonder if the guy she's with is the one who has naked pix of her children. gee, i wonder if he really cherishes her or respects her?

Horrible, horrible person. I'd rather fuck an elf than her. (And not the sexy kind of elf but the gnome kind of elf.)

YOU KNOW THOSE NASTY SHOES STINK...ITS ALL SHE WEARS...OMG- I AM SICK OF THESE STUPID PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. she just needs to accidentally fall off the face of the earth.. oops did i just say that ???

YOU KNOW THOSE NASTY SHOES STINK...ITS ALL SHE WEARS...OMG- I AM SICK OF THESE STUPID PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. she just needs to accidentally fall off the face of the earth.. oops did i just say that ???

Seriously lady, what the fuck?

so true #27. people of the future will look at us like we look at the 18th century today...then again those folks weren't at as bad. the sign of the times can be pretty embarassing!

Goddamnit those same fucking lucite heels. And in sand again no less.

EVEN DOLLY PARTON LOOK REAL COMPARED TO THIS....................................
...............................PLASTIC BEAST, folks!!

wow... how hot is her man?!

I wouldn't hit that with your dick and him pushin'...

I first thought I saw the Goodrich blimp! I'd seriously investigate whether she's either or. Everything is oh...so...fake on her. Thank God she wouldn't drown with those helium bags of joy. Now, with her face down in the sand and luring ASS in the air, I'd disable her, permanently, with my God-gifted tool. As long as she never was a "he". In the rearview pictures, it that her crack? Another reason why I wonder...

You should have seen her nipples they look like sad basset hounds.

There are monkeys in India that won't masturbate to her .

i think she has nice legs, but from the legs up NASTY

It looks like she put the fake lashes on with krazy glue and overdid it, then followed up by liberally applying new Preparation H lip gloss. I'm not saying that has anything to do with the hair color unless it does, in which case I am.

Nice to see that Playboy Barbie comes with removable shoes -- I was starting to think they were permanently attached. Other styles sold separately. Maybe she finally figured out that the only thing high heels on sand (har) gets you is two sprained ankles, which is definitely not the 'in' look for '09.

She looks like re-inflated road kill!

or the contence of dog food in its original form?

Good lord that woman is a living example of bad cliches

dyed bleach blonde hair
belly ring
ankle tattoo
fake books
bad plastic surgery

All we need now is a splat tat and the image will be complete

She's got tampons in her bathroom trash basket older than that guy she's sucking on

She's got used
tampons in her bathroom trash basket older than that guy she's sucking on

those are some dick-sucking lips, i do believe.

@ 12: EWWWW!

What? Did the recesession end? Why aren't you working on weekends Fish?

Didn't that super-douche Lorenzo Lame-ass have a show where he judged women on their beauty? I guess those TV standards don't apply to his personal life. This chick is a MONSTER and she appears to be about 90 years old!

the question is: is a man o woman ?
REALMENTE MUY FEA!!!

the question is: is a man o woman ?
REALMENTE MUY FEA!!!

the question is: is a man o woman ?
REALMENTE MUY FEA!!!

FUGLY FACE

i'd still ram my cock down her throat until she was blue in the face

Seriously, who the fuck is this bitch? Why is she consistantly getting coverage? She's a fucking nightmare to look at.

LOOKIN GOOD SWEETIE

Why do so many implants look like skin-covered basketballs glued to women's chest walls? They pop out with no slope. It's so fake-looking

This is the ugliest woman I've ever seen trying to look glamorous and just looking pathetic.

Why do so many implants look like skin-covered basketballs glued to women's chest walls? They pop out with no slope. It's so fake-looking

This is the ugliest woman I've ever seen trying to look glamorous and just looking pathetic.

I dont care what anyone says about her... i think she has an amazing ass... i'd love to bite that.

Gee, you guys can be rather harsh towards a woman. In that case, I am glad that I stopped aging at what must be a woman's prime of "21".

In old pictures, this woman was cute. Nice body, pretty face . . . lips: fine.

Now?

Yikes.

Women with pretty faces get aggressive facial plastic surgery thinking it will keep them looking young, when all it does is make them look plastic and freakish. Or stretched and freakish (a la Nicole Kidman).

Aging gracefully can be accomplished! coughcoughHelenMirrencoughcough

She looks like a tran-sexual...

She does NOT "look good for having 3 kids". She looks disgusting and fake. She is the exactly what you DON'T want anyone you care about to look like! What must her mind be like? What ever happened to aging gracefully? Someone needs to tell her that she is still going to have a birthday every year in spite of how much she spends on a plastic surgeon! Does noone love this poor sick creature?

She does NOT "look good for having 3 kids". She looks disgusting and fake. She is the exactly what you DON'T want anyone you care about to look like! What must her mind be like? What ever happened to aging gracefully? Someone needs to tell her that she is still going to have a birthday every year in spite of how much she spends on a plastic surgeon! Does noone love this poor sick creature?

Enough with them goddam shoes already...Hey Bitch, don't you have any money left? Surely your ugly, fake ass has 10$ to go to Payless and get another pair of fucking shoes!
Shit, ask that fag you're sucking face with, maybe when he pays for your services tonight, he'll throw in an extra $1.50, and you can add it to the$10 and get a really good pair. Now DO NOT GET CLEAR PLASTIC HOOKER SHOES!
Ok, thanks

nasty

What type of image is this woman portraying to her 3 daughters? So sad & pathetic. I do remember when she was really pretty, but now, eeeew!

That guy has to be cringing with pain inside.
There's a voice trying to pull him away, saying "This isn't ten years ago...this isn't where you want to be...don't let the camera see your face...RUN! RUN!!!".

@12 - http://www.realnipples.com/archives/shauna-sand-nipple-slip/

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgghhhhgurgledie.

I saw Notorious earlier and this killed my Naturi Naughton buzz. And my stomach is on the wall.

Luv the lucite stripper heels in the sand! That's what everyone wears to the beach right?

she looks like a sad fish.

Wow, Alexis Arquette has really let "herself" go!

Holy crap, is that the ONLY pair of shoes she owns? Somebody buy her a pair of freekin' flip flops!!

Wow... she's STILL using that stupid pair of shoes... are they undestructible?

If those lips were wrapped around my dick and I was squeezing them titties, I wouldn't give a shit what her eyebrow(s) looked like.
Who's with me on that?

(sound of crickets chirping)

I dont even KNOW you and I know you can do better!

I wouldn't tap that with YOUR ass!

so vile
donnatella versace pam anderson
all the same
leather tits leather faces
old before their time
over inflated platypus lips
deformed bags stuffed into their tiny chests
ugly skinny legs
taoots
bleached hair - fried
looks like a bad trannie
so sad

so vile
donnatella versace pam anderson
all the same
leather tits leather faces
old before their time
over inflated platypus lips
deformed bags stuffed into their tiny chests
ugly skinny legs
taoots
bleached hair - fried
looks like a bad trannie
so sad

I just wonder how much she's having to pay that gay dude to pretend he's actually into her old, wrinkled ass.