Jan 19 2009Scarlett Johansson: 'Hey, I wanna dress like Marilyn Monroe, too!'
Scarlett Johansson is the new face of Dolce & Gabanna, and this is her first ad which better not be a crack at her rival Lindsay Lohan. I mean, c'mon, when Lindsay posed as Marilyn she had the wherewithal, and shitty career, to go topless. So, Scarlett basically showed up to a NASCAR race with a pinewood derby car - that doesn't even have breasts. I'm embarrassed for you.

Reader Comments
1. boogermeister - January 19, 2009 3:33 PM
first
2. tv infomercial - January 19, 2009 3:34 PM
Needs more white. She can clean off her face with a shamWow! after I'm finished.
3. blackout - January 19, 2009 3:34 PM
Scarlet, break out those baby feeders one time.
4. joanna - January 19, 2009 3:35 PM
A really nice photo but Scarjo has got a long way to go to get close to Marilyn.
5. FRIST!!! - January 19, 2009 3:36 PM
#1 hahaha that's classic!!!!! First!!!! Hahahaha, wow you won!! This great contest is OVER!!
I love you..
6. My Name is D-Nice - January 19, 2009 3:41 PM
What's up with her fake tan?!
7. Randal - January 19, 2009 3:41 PM
A beautiful shot of a beautiful woman and who better to represent Dolce & Gabanna than Scarlett Johansson.
Randal
8. LawnGnome - January 19, 2009 3:50 PM
Marilyn,
Often imitated, never duplicated.
As for Johansson, I'd hit it without question, but other than her breasts, this chick is plain Jane boring.
9. MR. T - January 19, 2009 3:51 PM
man I would love to fuck her face and then have her fuck my face.
10. justifiable - January 19, 2009 3:59 PM
I gotta disagree, Fish, LL had sadly droopy cans, allover freckles and a really bad wig . The whole thing smacked of desperation, not vulnerability. Johannsen at least has the voluptuous MM-type body, Lohan hasn't. really got sexbomb potential. Meh.
11. val - January 19, 2009 4:08 PM
When will these bithces stop trying to be marilyn?
12. FRIST!!! - January 19, 2009 4:13 PM
#11 as soon as you learn to spell bitches..
I love you
13. dana - January 19, 2009 4:20 PM
seeing that linssay link, i'm embarrassed for her all over again...
and scarlet looks good.
14. lizzy - January 19, 2009 4:22 PM
could this bitch be any more boring? fuck her. she's so overrated.
she (and the rest of the world) can't touch marilyn.
15. Mu - January 19, 2009 4:25 PM
I think it's Marilyn inspired, but I don't think she's trying to be her. Now LL on the other hand, was copying Marilyn's last photo session.
16. bombshell! - January 19, 2009 4:36 PM
Ok, she looks gorgeous. At least it's better than that previous freckled mess. Lohan doesn't have a milligram of charm in that freckled body of hers.
17. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 19, 2009 4:43 PM
Their are times that I daydream shoving her into a bag like borat tried to do with pam, but Id actually succeed HAHA! :D
18. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 19, 2009 4:47 PM
On a serious note, I think Scarlett would have looked more like MM if she looked more natural like MM pictured here:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life/l?imgurl=6981094afe3962db&q=marilyn%20monroe%20source:life&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmarilyn%2Bmonroe%2Bsource:life%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
19. dude_on - January 19, 2009 4:55 PM
She didn't pull it off. LL was also totally out of her element. Her Marilyn shoot was a disaster. Emulating greatness is too much of a risk to understand why these celeb-bimbos would even want to go there - except we know they aren't rocket scientists to begin with.
20. Donna Malone - January 19, 2009 5:13 PM
I always love scarlett Johansson's face but I think she can do better than this pic here.
21. john - January 19, 2009 5:20 PM
I wouldn't mind to ream her ass and then shit on her pasty white skin
22. Lame - January 19, 2009 5:28 PM
So unoriginal. When will these tools stop trying to create the same damn thing over and over again? Not that Marilyn Monroe was even so wonderful to begin with. I think she was somewhat overrated anyway! And probably not the first voluptuous blond to wear red lipstick!
Teh ghey!
23. Splooge - January 19, 2009 5:48 PM
The outfit would look better with heaping helpings of my splooge on it!
BTW, #18, tinyurl is your friend (or should be).
24. Danielle - January 19, 2009 6:00 PM
Fugly face
25. Conky - January 19, 2009 6:18 PM
She is so remarkably stupid and devoid of worth.
And the zero-bama has her number on his Blackberry.
26. xxpink - January 19, 2009 6:37 PM
tbh i think shes prettier than monro because she has better cheekbones and bigger lips...........
27. kingofbeer - January 19, 2009 6:58 PM
hubahuba
28. authorego - January 19, 2009 8:15 PM
I can't tell them apart except for one has a lesbian tailing her sometimes.
29. kate - January 19, 2009 8:49 PM
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
30. Amy - January 19, 2009 9:34 PM
I'm so conflicted about Scarlett Johansson these days - I think she's gorgeous and a great actor, but the twin travesties of Anywhere I Lay My Head and The Spirit really brought her stock down last year.
31. Fati - January 19, 2009 11:01 PM
for some reason this chick is really annoying to me
32. Luke Small - January 19, 2009 11:04 PM
A gorgeous women she can dress how she wants
33. gerard Vandenberg - January 19, 2009 11:48 PM
an important note: MARILYN MONROE WASN'T NAIVE & STUPID, folks!!
34. seymour butts - January 20, 2009 12:43 AM
scarlett annoys me. its because she prides herself on being "different" from other hollywood starlets, but she never passes up an opportunity to flaunt what shes got (in stupid ways like this uninspired photo) just like the rest of them
35. Jesse - January 20, 2009 9:11 AM
Lindsay looked like a flaming HOT MESS when she "tried" to pose as Marilyn. 1. I'm so sick of people trying to duplicated MM. It'll never happen. However.. ScarJo is prob the closest in Hollywood there is to MM. She's got no personality, but looks and body wise, she's pretty damn close.
36. missywissy - January 20, 2009 9:57 AM
The thing about Marilyn is she was a NATURAL. These other girls always look like they're trying too hard.
37. alex - January 20, 2009 10:24 AM
gorgeous.. she is so sexy it is an injustice hahaha
38. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 20, 2009 1:03 PM
"BTW, #18, tinyurl is your friend (or should be)."
Sorry I dont speak monkey, what are you trying to say?
39. Alex Baldwin - January 20, 2009 1:27 PM
I wonder if Marilyn did tittyfucks?
40. djcorbijn - January 20, 2009 2:53 PM
I love how all these comments try and make vulgar or misogynistic statements directed at a person none of these people know. Eric Cartman can come up with better burns. These people who make these comments probably just wack off to the most horrific milf websites then complain about the looks of Scarlett Johansson.
I think she looks great. I would put her on my top ten list of best looking women. Anyone who questions her acting should see "Girl with a Pearl Earring". However I really doubt those who slam her could even grasp such a film.
41. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 20, 2009 3:46 PM
to snooty booty 40
Girl with a pearl earing? Are you serious? thats the best acting you think she did? yea... ok... "sure" now excuse me while I admire her bueaty since thats all she can "really" offer
....mumbling... LMAO! What straigh guy has honestly seen this movie... lol
42. Anne O - January 22, 2009 11:21 PM
The only thing ScarJo has in common with MM is that they both wanted to have sex with young, good looking, liberal US presidents.
43. whatever - January 23, 2009 6:45 AM
she wants to show this to Obama so she can be his Marilyn Monroe. now that he has to stop e-mailing her and all.
44. whatever - January 23, 2009 6:45 AM
she wants to show this to Obama so she can be his Marilyn Monroe. now that he has to stop e-mailing her and all.
45. Anonymous Realist - January 23, 2009 8:43 PM
Even Marilyn wasn't this fat.
46. my comment - February 13, 2009 8:25 PM
she looks weird.
she possesses none of Marilyn's qualities.
none.
she fails miserably trying.
47. matt276 - February 15, 2009 2:52 AM
Do you guys really find this sexy? This chick looks like a white corpse and to compare her and lohan to MM,are you Joking..Im sure LL probably is more like Monroe because the photograapher that did LL photoshoot,also did MM..However neither of these bitches are even to MM and they cant act in movies she did..
48. matt276 - February 15, 2009 2:53 AM
Do you guys really find this sexy? This chick looks like a white corpse and to compare her and lohan to MM,are you Joking..Im sure LL probably is more like Monroe because the photograapher that did LL photoshoot,also did MM..However neither of these bitches are even to MM and they cant act in movies she did..
49. Adrianne - July 24, 2009 5:21 AM
She, and no one will EVER look like , match up or be like Marilyn. EVER. Scarlett is no where up to Marilyn's standards or anywhere near as beautiful.