Jan 7 2009Sarah Jessica Parker is packing her bags

Looks like the kid got the worst of both of them. Poor bastard.

Whoot !

It is hard to have a discrete affair when famous. I hope they both remain friends for thier kids sake.

boy, I'm totally confilcted here. On the one hand I'm glad he ditched this ugly old hag for a nice little 25 year old girl but on the other hand, he's a douchebag so I could give a rat's ass.

I guess I feel bad for the 25 year old girl?
No. I don't.

This is such a non-story. I think it was made up just to mess with our heads.

He begged her to stay, and she say "neeeeigh"...

(crickets)

#1 - HAHAHAHAHA

He begged her to stay, and she say "neeeeigh"...

(crickets)

#1 - HAHAHAHAHA

Where will she go? I don't think the LA zoo has a horseface exhibit, maybe she could move to Tijuana.

Matthew Broderick is beginning to look like Nathan Lane

I'm sure he "begged" her to stay. I bet he packed her bags and put a few sugar cubes by the elevator to lure her out.

Could someone PLEASE photoshop a paper bag on her head?

Man,
20 years ago, box office star, banging Samone, and now???.....

Happy New Year everyone!

It's been a good two weeks since I saw all of you last and what do you know, one of my favorite is my first comment for 2009.

It's a shame that Matthew doesn't realize the gem he has in Sarah, who not only stuns folks with her warm smile but continues to be a star in the scene and who still holds herself high with a glass of class.

She's now the number one catch in the industry, so look out men, she might just have her eye on you.

Randal

Kid - " Somebody kill me. Somebody kill me. Somebody kill me. "

Matthew Broderick STILL isn't coming out? Gimme a break.

Wonder why Matthew dump her, is it the labeling of unsexiest woman by Maxim or thinking shes Carry Bradshaw in being so damn opinionated...either way its childish, the woman was a bread winner...

Oh my god! I love talking advertisments!! Way to go Superficial!

Douchebags

Matthew Broderick cheated? You mean someone else actually wanted him? That dorky guy is lucky that Horseface Sexaholic even touched his penis once. Talk about thanking your lucky stars.

This skank is an hereditary actress otherwise with that ugly face she would have made it. Of course to her own kind she has a cute little button nose!

Pig.

He looks like a fat, aging queen.
Good riddance. I hope the 25 year old takes him for everything he's got and then outs him.

unfaithful?! excuse me? what do you know, I guess there IS such a thing as justifyable adultery! i mean who he hell could stay faithful to THIS?

Is cheating with another fag?

Is he cheating with another fag?

Was it Nathan that was playing hide the wieney with Matt? Just curious.

There was a blind item a month or so ago about a married couple that wants to split but the female member of the union and bigger star, to save face, had to somehow get out of the marriage without people finding out that she was knowingly married to a homosexual the entire time.

But yeah, SJP knew she was married to a gay man. I see this in L.A. all the time. Lots of women out there will marry a guy even if they know he's gay as long as he is ( a ) well-endowed ( b ) fun to shop with ( c ) inwardly tormented and easy to control. Especially ( c ). These women also tend to be desperate so they settle for a gay who needs a beard, that way they don't look like spinsters and they can pursue other opportunities on the side as they arise.

And the prince kissed her, and they went off together to live happily everafter.....so what went wrong?.....again?.....with celebs today? Do they think that "i take this man/woman to be my lawfully wedded, etc, etc, till death, or a better catch comes along?......

OMG!Who gives a flying fuck? That bitch is as ugly as they come and her husband is too. God, look at that fucking thing they spawned! Fuck!Will it ever end?

Fuck - Bueller looks frightening, bloated and gay.

She'll look better when she has someone give her positive attention. He's never going to look good and guilt makes a dick really really limp.

Is that kid "special"? He looks like that tiny Kathy girl that used to be on Diffrent Strokes & was Arnold's friend, you know, to teach everyone about acceptance.

#23-Shut the fuck up.You don't know anybody like this.You read too much tabloid shit,and you have no idea what the man's sexuality.Shut the fuck up,you slack jawed POS.

Well,Ferris' oats and alfalfa bill just went away

All of this is sad.

He looks like he's gained some weight since he's been sucking on Nathan Lane's cock.

See you in the 6th tomorrow, Jessica. We're taking off the blinders.

Hello, I'm Mr. Ed.

She should move into a stable at Churchill Downs.

#19- yeah, your wife uses that excuse, too.

We all know who the real wife is-Nathan Lane.
The kid ,by the way, is adoreable.

We all know who the real wife is-Nathan Lane.
The kid ,by the way, is adoreable.

We all know who the real wife is-Nathan Lane.
The kid ,by the way, is adoreable.

There are pastures enough in america for grazing!!

Does this ugly, unpleasant old bitch really think she can do better than a closeted guy who is cheating on here? Hang on to what you got, sweetheart. You won't do any better.

He's upgrading his "beard"- he had Lasik and realized SJP looks too much like a dude...

Would someone, for God's sake, cut this kid's hair? Are SJP and Nathan's toy SO confused in their own pants that they don't know their kid's a boy? Don't worry. We know. Everything.

I think their kid has adorable potential..! In this photo, he literally looks like a mini Matthew Broderick, pre-chunk.

Shame about their relationship. They were an odd couple but I grew to like them -- didn't they give anyone a kind of satisfaction that shit can work out between married celebrities..? Or hey, "regular people" even. Wah wah, another one bites the dust.

Yup, another picture of James Wilkie looking like a homeless person. *yawn*

Is that a boy or girl or Tiny Tim next to her? Can you say weirdest looking child ever?!?!?

#17, WTF is a hereditary actress?

I was hoping this was about her packing her bags to go home to whatever planet she came from. Damn that face!

She has big ears
But what bothers me most is her clothes. She always looks like she picked pieces at random. I think what is interesting about fashion, is to enhance a figure, make someone look better without anyone noticing that the clothes are responsible of the change. But SJP's definition of fashion is "shocking combination". So she wears a man's hat with a flowery dress, an electric blue coat that does not fit over a shirt that is too long.
Not elegant.

That kid looks autistic....in every picture he's in.

I must be the only one, but I think she can look really pretty. Depending on the angle. Anyway, I applaud her for finally leaving him, if he's cheating. But, they were a cute couple. Sad it came to an end.

That kids needs a haircut. Reese Witherspoon has the right idea- give your son a crewcut

she is better than him.
I don't know why you queers give her such a bad time. She is a slightly less attractive, but more talented version of your idol Maniston.
Broderick is a fat nerd.

She is amoungst the 70%! This ugly bony bitch would never have made it otherwise.

The first time I ever heard the term ButterFace was in reference to Parker.