Jan 22 2009Plastic Surgery Gone WTF Part 2: Another Sequel Without Katie Holmes

It's times like these when you envy Stevie Wonder.

what did fergie have done?

AHaha, I love it. Celebrities are so gross.

@#2. Penis removal. aka "The Lopitoffame"

white people are so dumb

These people get what they deserve. It seems once they start., they can't stop. Oh well, you can enjoy these celebs like you used to be able to enjoy the freak show at the circus. It is a modern substitute.

Janices' breast look painful!

it's like her eyebrows are two lovers, longing to meet in the center of her forehead , but forever separated by the rift that is an over-botoxised ex-frown line, all they've left to do is stare at each other. Also - why are her cheeks all lumpy? "I"m meeelteeeeenggg!"

FERGIES picture doesnt fully display all of her nips and tucks. BUT she's had lip injections, botox on her brows, and fullers in her cheeks.

Oh yeah, that was in relation to CHER btw...CHER

Ashlee Simpson has had her nose and lips done, but she looks great :)!

She's got enough wrinkles to be called J'Anus.

Wow. Melanie Griffith looks like the lion in Chronicles of Narnia.

I should quite my dayjob and go into plastic surgery, there's obviously a need.

My practice will be called "Deacon's Tranny Face Transofrmations LLC"

Ashley Tisdale looks good

Is Kathy Griffen starring in the Tootsie Sequel? They could be twins.

Hats off, Fish.

Actually, Janice Dickinson is the one who looks like Steve Tyler with implants. What did Fergie have done ? A boob job, her jaw shaved of buccal fat, a nose job.

well at least ashley simpson can look in 2 different places at once

Cher looks... surprisingly okay? She has a bit of botox-brow, but for the most part she looks decent.

What the hell is wrong with Ashlee Simpson's eyes?

What the hell is wrong with Ashlee Simpson's eyes?

Shannon Tweed is missing from this list. She's got some fish lips.

Plastic surgery makes women look like tran-sexuals...disgusting.

Hannah looks like Brendan Frasier with a blond wig on....

this NEVER makes these gals look younger
they look like sc fi trannies
horrible twisted over blown fish lips
deformed boobs
eyes
there is a plastic shiny look to their skin
or if there nose has been done it looks all pinched

awful

#12 True, but she loses the butthead look-alike award because Lisa Rinna's got lips that totally look like hemorrhoids. Sorry, but "If it's wrinkly, inflate it with collagen or silicon like a ballpark frank " is not a rule to live by.

The worst thing is that Cher looks just like her kid from Mask:

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/mask003.jpg

Jeez! I looked at every pic and for once I enjoyed myself here without having to troll the other posters, call them three-holing whores, or make racist shit-stirring comments. Nice going Fish!

Of course, this does NOT mean that I'm not going to troll some more or insult and antagonize the other posters in the future. I just wanted to congratulate Fish on a job well done. : )

Some of these are dumb. Ashlee simpson had good work done, that's just a bad picture. Demi Moore looks healthy and good, As do darryl hannah and Nicole Kidman. Don't lump the scary celebs in with the smart ones who get ' good' work done that enhance their looks.

damn. darryl hannah used to be so pretty in the eighties.

Cher looks like she is being sentenced to jail, oh, and really drunk too!

Ashlee looks great,
but her nose job made her eyes a little off centre.

Wow... really jacked up their faces... but, I have some miracle goo that they can all rub on their faces... it is a simple process, rub the tube, suck the tube, the tube splashes the goo on the face, and then i leave. Makes them feel like teenagers again.

Lisa Rinna's lips look like an anal fistula.

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I'm sure u will take this into consideration.

mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post ... i suggest u go back to posts every now and then ... all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i've been visiting your site so much.

I'm sure u will take this into consideration.

mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post ... i suggest u go back to posts every now and then ... all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i've been visiting your site so much.

I'm sure u will take this into consideration.

mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post ... i suggest u go back to posts every now and then ... all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i've been visiting your site so much.

I'm sure u will take this into consideration.

mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post ... i suggest u go back to posts every now and then ... all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i've been visiting your site so much.

I'm sure u will take this into consideration.

mr geekologie i can see ur running out of things to post ... i suggest u go back to posts every now and then ... all this NOTFUNNY shit makes me mad that i've been visiting your site so much.

I'm sure u will take this into consideration.

This is just fucking unbelievible, folks!!
WHO, in christ's name, IS THEIR ROLE-MODEL?

....................................donnatella versace?

ashley simpson's nose job is really bad considering it probably cost her $30k+.. it was such a lazy job it seems like all they did was shave down the bump on her bridge. her bridge is crooked and way too wide from the front and her nostrils are uneven, it's like they only had 10 minutes to do it or something.

imo fergie is the most horrifying person ever. NOBODY should get a brow lift. she looks like a freaky clown who thinks O'rly?? at everything she sees.

LOL "Fullmodo"

Holy shit, Ashlee Simpson?? Totally didn't recognize her. She was so cute before, why did she have to go and do this? My god, three or four of these losers including Ashlee are younger than me and already getting plastic surgery (and I'm 25, so still young enough that this sort of thing shouldn't even be considered). Nicole Kidman and Melanie Griffith used to be so pretty... why couldn't they just let themselves age? There are still some really great roles to be had after 40.

Cher face looks like clay, and someone made a thumbprint in the middle of her forehead and it stayed

Wow Nicole Kidman has DEVIL eyes too bad theres no surgery for that... except maybe eye removal.

Her face is so tight you can bounce quarters off it, and that LIP is a big shapless nightcrawler. Bloody hell why do they all get that duck lip done, is it like a right of passage for woman in hollywood... u know like getting a black belt is for nerdy kids. Guys wanna kiss Daisy Duke not Daisy Duck. I guess its easy to mix up tho.

"ITS FLORENCE HENDERSON, YOU GUYS!!!" - A. Arquette

I don't why lots of people want a surgery. Can't they just accept what they are?

"There's more plastic than Cher." - Martin Riggs looking in the back seat of a car filled with C-4 explosive in "Lethal Weapon II."

"There's more plastic than Cher." - Martin Riggs looking in the back seat of a car filled with C-4 explosive in "Lethal Weapon III."

That picture of Janice is giving me Nicholson Joker flashbacks from '89

I'd boink Fergie like there's no tomorrow.

The hell is Nicole Kidman doing in this?!

@30 Are you fucking nuts??

Darryl Hannah looks good? Do you even know what she used to look like?

Go watch Bladerunner and get back to me.

Does anyone think Melanie Griffith is good looking in any way ?
I don't understand why a hot stud like Antonio Banderas would choose this tasteless woman who looks much older than her age.

This is just scary...with all these horror movies coming out and no one thought to make the scariest movie of all time, Night of the Living Celebrities.

I bet Antonio Banderas regrets that career move, er, I mean marriage to Melanie Griffith just about every night as his penis cries itself to sleep...

Um, I think these women, for the most part, look pretty good? Obvious exceptions include the Lip Lady. But generally, not so bad, right?

Um, I think these women, for the most part, look pretty good? Obvious exceptions include the Lip Lady. But generally, not so bad, right?

I mean, people aren't always going to look like they did at 24.

This is to scary to look at. With all these horror movies coming out and no one thought about making My Bloody Dickinson. Think of the psychological damage one could cause with that sort of horror.

What are we supposed to be looking at in the Ashlee Simpson picture? That's the best picture of her I've seen in a while...

I LOVE Janice! At least she's happy to admit she gets work done. More power to her! As for Kathy Griffin, no amount of plastic surgery will fix that face. At least she's funny.

i have that same bathing suit...h&m

First pic, looks like it has a little boy's ass on the chest LMAO

If Nicole's lips get any bigger,they're gonna invade Spain

I've always wonder... If you poke a needle in the skin blood come out.
If you poke a needle in "Lisa Rinna" lips what comes out

Well what can you do? These celebs would do whatever it takes to keep their "looks" cause it's what they use to earn money (I think).

Wait! Did Ashley Tisdale have her nose done??? I thought her nose was just like that.. Weird.. She doesn't need it really.. I'd give Madonna this, she didn't do anything that would cheat nature but, she tried staying in shape by working out which is I think way, way better than what these clebs did to themselves..

Kathy Griffin has always scared the living bejesus out of me. Now it's even worse.
Demi and Darryl seem to have been the least assaulted.
The sad thing about it all is that Cher was absolutely beautiful and quite unusual in the 60's and 70's. She was a stunner, and she didn't look like everybody else. Whoever convinced her that this would be better a better look for her should be slapped across the face repeatedly with a dead salmon. No lie. Nicole Kidman, too. She used to be really beautiful. But that's what life with Tom Cruise will do to ya. Katie, you've been alerted...

Is it just me, or is there a glob of jizz between her right nostril and her lip?

Why is Demi on there? she looks fantastic

Nicole makes me sad she was perfect looking just a few years ago, i would rather see her with a few wrinkles than a plastic forehead

I really dont think Janice looks that bad. Women get a bad rap......men seem to age better. I think it looks bad when someone really young has a lot of surgery like fergie or heidi montag, but women in the spotlight are blasted if they do and blasted if they dont have it done.

Every damn picture you see of Fergi is with her head tilted down...is she trying to hide an adam's apple???

#1-Kris,

Times like this make you envy Stevie Wonder? Have you listened to Talking Book?

Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman scare the hell out of me!

Look at them. This insane attempt to be young and pretty at all costs. So what if they have kids and shreds of carrers. So what it their natural features were fuli of expression. They just curved themselves into moving barel-talking statues. And not of youth, mind you. Of stupidity. Yuck.

GET IN LINE cause Obama's making this shit free for all of us!

What about Carrot Top?

Her lips look like a porno stars butt hole after one of those all anal gang bang videos

Her lips look like a porno stars butt hole after one of those all anal gang bang videos

I think Janice's grated-orange-peel neck is much scarier than her implants -- which I don't think are all that bad; in the picture here, they're just smooshed/pushed up too aggressively.

Tanning will always come back and bite you in the ass later -- or, in her case, the neck.

I think Demi is a rare case of decent cosmetic surgery. Her face doesn't look overly plastic or stretched. If I felt inclined to get something done to my face (which I do not) I would be willing to visit her doctor. I think Ashlee Simpson looks better post-surgery. The other Ashley (Tisdale) needs another nose job. The nose is improved, but still not attractive.

The person who listed Fergie's surgeries forgot to mention the one that removed the penis.

Asslee looks cute

...Kathy Griffin kind of looks like a Velociraptor about to strike.

...Kathy Griffin kind of looks like a Velociraptor about to strike.

@25 - I would say rather that Darryl Hannah looks like John Travolta in a blonde wig.

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Demi Moore looks awesome and Ashley Simpson looks pretty good too. Everyone else here looks like hell.

Demi Moore looks awesome and Ashley Simpson looks pretty good too. Everyone else here looks like hell.

all of them look pathetic, they should just suck dick and accept the fact that theyre hideous.

Frauds.

Ashley Tisdale has mentioned that she had a nose job because of a breathing problem. I think that's a reasonable cause to get a nose job done.

She looks fantastic one way or another.

Lisa Rinna, on the other hand... Eek.