Jan 8 2009The Superficial presents Plastic Surgery Gone WTF

Could have been first if I had not punched myself in the face after viewing Donatella Versace.

need some ice please

I don't know, that airhead from The Hills and the Spice Girl surgery looks pretty fucking good to me. But I'll fuck any chick that isn't fat. Except for Micky Rourke and the previous two bimbos, the rest are freak shows. What the fuck is that thing in picture #11? Is that seriously a human? Fuck that. The doctor that did that has no ethics. Both should be shot for continiung to fuck our society up with their blatant disregard for moderation.

First, cunts.

Donatella. Must. Die.

Oh, wait... already happened.

There are some horrible looking people on this list.

Oh looks like a lot of people gauged out their eyes at the images cause I'm first after reading each description ... still standing bitches

WEED!

This was entertaining.

Oh looks like a lot of people gauged out their eyes at the images cause I'm first after reading each description ... still standing bitches

WEED trumps your ass Da mann suck it hard mofo

Junkyard Dog!! HAH! I like this new superfish.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*inhales deeply*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

dude his name isn't "flava flav" it's flavOR flav. get it right, geez.

after seeing jessica simpson's lips, i can see why you left lisa rinna out.

After looking closely at each one, I decided that Donatella Versaci is the FUGLIEST of them all. She really looks that way! The rest of them all did it to themselves. She's naturally horrifying.

That's just a hole to insert your cock into.

Michael Jackson looks like the guy from V for Vendetta.

ahahahaha, The Neverending Story!

and I dunno what's completely up with Tori Spelling... but she's always had that cave... weird.

You forgot Nikki Cox. WTF is wrong with these people?!

That looks painful!!!!

Jocelyn Wildenstein = Rocky Dennis

Bunch of freaks.

Lil Kim apparently has jaundice.

What an incredibly stupid "culture" that we're all lumped into. Bunch of idiot airheads with arrogant and selfish egos enjoying the 'punch drunkedness' of their extended 15 minutes and trying to turn it into careers.

The souls have obviously been sold.

Actually I think Donatella Versace has a beautiful face.. whatever else she did to herself from starvation and tanning has really messed her up. But her face looks kind of like my grandmother, a strong beautiful Native American. The funny thing is that she looks older than grannie ;) No comments on the others. I ask you, would you change something that you hate about yourself if it is obvious that you had plastic surgery?

This was awesome! I thoroughly enjoyed it... What the F is up with plastic surgery? Obviously you were famous before you had it done, so why change? People are going to make fun of you whether you had surgery or not, so next time, keep your money, suck it up, and realize that being ugly is sometimes better (and more fun!) than being vapid! Take care ya punk bitched, I'm outtt!

Junkyard Dog? Damn, I thought she was One Man Gang.

Tori Spelling always had weird boobs. Even when she was in BH 90210, her boobs were big but oddly saggy. This may not necessarily be a plastic surgery gone sour.

LMAO

Best Superficial post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Best Superficial post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with Priscilla Presley? Other than being a bit frozen and the messy lips, I think she looks great for her age. Even pretty. She's kept her eyes crystal clear!

And I can't believe Donatella Versace's profession is telling the rest of us how to look.

LMAO!!!! NEVERENDING STORY DOG LOLLLLLLLL

That is no Donatella - that is David Lee Roth!

I still think Victoria Beckham is hot/glamorous, fake boobs and all.

What about Carrot Top?
I mean, Jeebus, how much more wrong can it get?

-There is no way Donatella is better looking than Predator!
-why is jessica on this list,,,Id like to feed those lips some Rough jelly thats for sure...

We are expected to like most of these "MUPPET SHOW"-personalities, folks?

Tori could store a spare golf ball, making her finally and perhaps ultimately useful.

Tori could store a spare golf ball, making her finally and perhaps ultimately useful.

You forgot to add the entire cast of the Rock of Love Bus!

OH hell no! I'm eating cannelloni for dinner and gotta deal with Lil Kim's Godzilla face and Spice chick's light bulb tits?

PS: Da Man is aiming a .45 aimed at his head now!

What about Meg Ryan?! Damn, she got funky face.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm783848448/nm0000212

I've enjoyed the superficial for 3 years, but seriously this totally boosted my self-esteem haha.

sweet (allegedly) hot, muscly, sexy website guy!

Tori Spelling? Is it legal to transplant a butthole between two phony tits?

Brigitte looks good. The rest are LOLWTF.

That number 11 is Jocelyn Wildenstein, and I must say she looks 5 percent less scary now, reduced her lips and chin...

Tori Spelling
Brigitte Nielsen
Joan Rivers
Pamela Anderson
Jodie Marsh
LaToya Jackson
Michael Jackson
Mickey Rourke
Victoria Beckham
Tara Reid
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Donatella Versace *gag*
Priscilla Presley
Li'l Kim
Heidi Montag
Jessica Simpson

Your fuckstocks are assprone, nutcockers.

The icing on Jodie Marsh's outfit is you can see the implant scar on her right nipple.

WHERE'S CARROT TOP?!

Oh that is a good laugh dose on a friday morning.
Thanks for this amazing collection.

You definitely need to prepare your next shot, so don't forget to include Meg Ryan and Sylverster Stallone's horrifying mom.

Talk about house of horrors. This is a cautionary tale to the Miley Cryus and all the other young celebrities today: GOING UNDER THE KNIFE TOO MUCH ISN'T COOL!

where's nikki cox?! so she needs to be on this list.

Victoria Beckham & Heidi Montag look pretty hot I wouldn't want to have talk to them or anything, but def bang-able. An I think Jessica Simpson was making a stupid (insert joke here) face when the picture was taken, and needless to say I would happily wreck her as well. The rest would make animals & small children run away!

I'd still bang pam....

I would still fuck Tara Reid, Victoria Beckham and Jessica Simpson with all my might....and then go back for seconds!

What did Mickey Rourke do? I can tell it's all wrong, I just can't pinpoint what exactly he had done. It looks like he replaced his skin with silly putty.

Those boys and girls are ugly!!!!!! UUUUUGGGGGRRRRR
Give them a mirror...

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#3: Fuck you and your hairy-assed mother.

Wow... after looking at these side show bobs, I don't feel so self conscious about my 14 inch penis anymore.

Punishment for their incredible vanity. Most of them got off easy.

Gotta respect Jacko for his inability to respect his face.

This was a great post. More like this, please and thank you!

Donatella and Mick Jagger: separated at birth.

That first photo (Tori Spelling) is totally photoshopped. I'm a graphic designer, I do a lot of photo re-touching, etc. and I'm telling you that photo is faked and is a bad photoshop job.

Out of all of them Brigitte looks the best. Im not a fan or anything. Just seeing her in passing I think her only downfall is when she drinks she gets that Bloat Face thing that just scream "Booze Bag!"
Mickey Rourke? It's a crying shame. i woulda PAID to tap that ass in the '80s!

the reason the jackson's get the same nose is because they are trying to trick everyone to think the similarity of their noses is due to genetics!!!

Mickey Rourke had reconstructive surgery from getting his face knocked around when his career tanked and he took up boxing. He broke his jaw and cheekbone a couple of times. So he didn't have surgery because he is a vain.

I thought Posh, Heidi, Brigitte, and Jessica (sans the stupid pouty face), all looked really good.

The rest looked freaky.

Li'l Kim needs to fire her makeup artist, her face looks green.

wow it looks like Tori Spelling tried to fix that massive ravine between her knockers from her 90210 days and ended up borking her boobies even more.

yipes. just yipes.

The pic of Jodie is actually from before she got implants, and wore rubber stick-on boobs as a publicity stunt. Maybe she wanted to test the waters before having them moved inside?

When you motorboat Tori Spelling you get an echo.

Hard to imagine a group of people making Michael look NORMAL but you found them. FUCK.

Hilarious, please do this every month!

When will they ever learn, There is no fountain of youth, and their doctors are NO PONCE DE LEON's.

Bunch of disfigured nobodies! Get it nobodies, he, he, he.......

Donnatella scared me the most, even more than the freakin cat lady!!

So where's Paula Abdul & her massive chest divot?

I think Tori Spelling has the worst breast implants in Hollywood.

Is it me of the pic with Tory Spelling, looks as if she has a dick in between her knockers?

"I think Tori Spelling has the worst breast implants in Hollywood."

Hello - Tara Reid?
Close call I admit.

Donatella Versace looks like a barracuda with a blonde wig

OMG the flying dog from the Neverending Sotry, WICKED PISSAH LMFAO

#77

At least Tara can show some decent looking cleavage whereas Tori has the ugliest cleavage I've ever seen and her implants look like drooping socks with sand filled in it.

Tori has a small penis hiding behind her left tit!

I think Mike & LaToya are the same person.

that woman before donatella versace will have a palace in hell.

SATAN IN THE FUCKIN HOUSE

A good line up, but you forgot to mention Lara Flynn Boyle! http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/news_features/worst_plastic_surgery/lara_flynn_boyle.jpg

If Mick Jaeger had a twin sister,I'm guessing she'd look alot like Donatella.

@3

'First, cunts.' what?

sooo where is Janet Jackson?

since her and Mikey boy look exactly alike..except for the fact that she is black still

donatella looks like that blond drummer chick on the the MUPPETS.

I will give $1000 to anyone who can find a picture of Victoria Beckham SMILING or looking anything other than 1) pissed off, 2) bored, or 3) bored and pissed off.

Jodie Marsh looks like she has an arse on her chest!

How must Priscilla feel when she looks in the mirror, she was once beautiful. Growing old gracefully surely would of looked better than this??

lmao the commentary on jessica simpsons lips.
this was a nice different post...good job fish

What about?
Nikki Cox
Jenna "The Duck" Jameson
Vivica Fox
Priscilla Presley
Courtney Love
Tara Reid
Carrot Top
or even Shauna Sand?

They all look freakish. Pricilla Presley's face was disfigured by an unethical, inept plastic surgeon. I think he's been arrested for destroying the faces of several woman. It's always a gratifying and ego-boosting experience to see people who have all the money in the world ruin their faces and bodies to such an extent that the average person you see in a supermarket is much more attractive than they are.

WHY ISN'T KIM KARDASHIAN ON THIS LIST? FOR HER FAKE BUTT, I MEAN...?

The number of posts claiming that they'd "still bang" any of these people in a post about WTF surgery gone horribly wrong really freaks me out. I mean really, guys, are you that desperate?

Priscilla looks kinda good still

Priscilla looks kinda good

#23. You need to get yourself down to the brain shop to buy yourself a replacement.

Yours clearly isn't working.

And BTW, the thick blonde bitch in the blue teddy, with the gay husband (can't remember her name) is highly fuckable.

looking at rich celebrities with fucked up cosmetic surgery always brings me joy.

What's with all those weird bumps on Lil Kim's forehead?? What is that shit? Can't she afford a dermatologist?

The one of Jodie Marsh is for a tv stunt... that's latex.

Check it out:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=128845291&albumID=1400478&imageID=8834737#a=1400478&i=14804558

"TV stunt for channel 5 with fake latex "boob job" on!"

The only one who looks semi normal is Micket Rourke! And after 3-4 years in the boxing ring, his face shows the damage!

damn your funk got some funk on it haven't u heard of ugly go away so i guess not because jessica simmson has some shit on her face and her shit has shit on it

ROTFFL with The Never Ending Story flying dog comment...that is exactly what ole Pug Nosed Posh looks like!

Hilarious but where is Lisa Rinna? She even admits her shitty plastic surgery.

C'mon, Mariah Carey looks WAYYY more like the Neverending Story muppett than Posh does... awesome reference tho!

Good god. Ladies, just go GRAY and age GRACEFULLY! If Helen Mirrin did it, you can too (Donatella).

What's funny and I'm only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don't like her, don't click on her story!
They don't care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!
The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!

^ nice spam, asshole. next time see if you can get it to make sense in light of the post.

@ 89: not too hard, really.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_04/poshonGMTV_468x319.jpg

http://prettyboring.com/files/images/victoria_beckham%20smiles.jpg

pay up. :)

Did Jody Marsh really need to point @ her boobs? Was she really concerned the photographer didn't know where to point his camera?

Remember when the Superficial writer used to be funny? Half the posters on this board have better one-liners than he does.

I would screw everyone of those people except Mickey Rourke. But I would suck his clubbed fingers though.

That's not Latoya, that's Michael. Now how hard is it to get that right?

First of all, that's not Latoya, that's Michael. Second of all, I don't have one.

Since when are inappropriate comments EVER removed? Why don't you just let fly what is appropriate, so it is readable? PLEASE!

DANG!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH U PPL???

i'd rather be a one-eyed cyclopse than look like a big boob.

That list is great other than a few missing, and jessica doesn't belong there. She looks fucking amazing she can wrap those lips around any part of me any time!

Some of these people actually looked human before these horrible surgeries. That Donatella Versace and that Lil Kim...man they came out the worst of all of these celebs. This was Lil Kim before all this mess.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000112.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Should've left it alone...am I right? I've seen pre-surgery pics of Donatella before too and she use to be absolutely stunning. Oh well...I guess more money makes people MORE crazy.

Ooops I guess this link isn't accessible, but if you google old pics of Lil Kim you'll see what I mean.

Of all people to forget, how could you possibly have missed Paris Hilton's wonk eye!!!!!

For shame superficial writer, for shame

it's Keith Richards

It has been my theory for about twenty years now that Michael and LaToya Jackson are actually the same person. I believe that this proves my point. And think about it- do you ever see them in the same room at the same time? Why has Michael missed all of the "family reunions"? 'Nuff said...
I heartily agree with others that Courtney "I am the smartest woman on the planet" Love should be on this list, as should Jackie Stallone; but lets not forget that chick that Oprah has on her show occasionally who wants to look like a human Barbie doll. She'll send chills down your spine. And regarding Carrot Top- he should be on the list regardless of whether his disfunction is actually surgery or just "manscaping" gone entirely wrong. (Perhaps he should fire his "gardenHer"...haha...) (S)He is just plain creepy. I fully expect Carrot Top to have a drawer full of somebody else's skin. Probably Donatella Versace's.

I thought her name was Jocelyn Wildebeest.

Whats wrong with Heidi Montag? I must be blind she looks fab. way better than the rest of those old douches.

yo! wat's ^ wit lil kim's ? she looked better before all dat

Jessica Simpson and Donatella look like mother and daughter.

Priscilla Presley broke my heart :( she was so beautiful, she didn't need to do anything to her face.. she was aging so beautifully... Elvis would be really pissed off right now! I wish her well though, she is a beautiful person even though she fucked her face up REALLY BAD!

WOW, at first I was laughing, the comments were sooo dang funny, but then the pictures became sad to me. Anything to be a star...self mutilation. I'll pass, because in the end....it ain't worth it. ZZ

WOW, at first I was laughing, the comments were sooo dang funny, but then the pictures became sad to me. Anything to be a star...self mutilation. I'll pass, because in the end....it ain't worth it. ZZ

would do anyone but poor jocelyn wildenstein (no. 11). she, joan and hte late grat jacko are the worst examples of plastic surgery nightmares ever!!!
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