Jan 17 2009Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson will attempt to act on CSI:NY
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will play "Bonnie and Clyde wannabes" on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. Entertainment Weekly reports:
Sources confirm to me exclusively that ubiquitous real-life couple Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz just closed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY.
A show spokesperson declined to comment, but I'm told the Wentz' will not be playing themselves in the episode, which is slated to air on March 18.
Unfortunately, the only victims will be anyone watches the show, and Gary Sinise's ability to look his wife and children in the eye ever again.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. Famous Plastic - January 17, 2009 2:03 PM
That is a horribly unflattering dress. She still looks prego
2. Jason - January 17, 2009 2:13 PM
That is the best Paris Hilton impression, ever.
3. Bill Clinton - January 17, 2009 2:16 PM
What's Pete going to do? Act like he's actually got a penis?
4. CaptainMorgan - January 17, 2009 2:16 PM
Who's the chick standing next to Ashlee?
5. me - January 17, 2009 2:18 PM
Anyone posting after me sucks on Pete's shit-covered penis
6. Miss Kitty - January 17, 2009 2:19 PM
All together now... DOUCHE BAGS!
7. rick - January 17, 2009 2:39 PM
I would love to cream her huge melons
8. Andy - January 17, 2009 2:41 PM
fuck sake i love csi:ny and now its fucked by this pair of bum cunts
9. amanda - January 17, 2009 2:43 PM
how is 2 wannabes playing 2 wannabes acting?
i bet it will be ALMOST as difficult as her part on 7th heaven...
10. 1 MILF Hunter - January 17, 2009 2:44 PM
As long as she doesn't try to sing. Maybe they'll injure each other with the prop firearms.
11. Wilber - January 17, 2009 2:45 PM
Wet fart
12. Kaiser - January 17, 2009 2:53 PM
Who cares about CSI?
There are two big actors edging towards the stage an I love them!
13. Balack Obama - January 17, 2009 2:57 PM
WOW, finally they can get off the unemployment. They have fans? Las Vegas CSI is the best one, the others are lame. Nobody is going to tune in just to watch these ass clowns.
14. Belinda - January 17, 2009 3:02 PM
Nice idea, they look good in black
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17. Guest - January 17, 2009 3:10 PM
!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM !!!!!!!
18. Guest - January 17, 2009 3:10 PM
!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM !!!!!!!
19. Guest - January 17, 2009 3:10 PM
!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM !!!!!!!
20. Guest - January 17, 2009 3:10 PM
!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM !!!!!!!
21. Guest - January 17, 2009 3:10 PM
!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM !!!!!!!
22. Guest - January 17, 2009 3:10 PM
!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM !!!!!!!
23. LargelyGay - January 17, 2009 3:27 PM
Her veiny tit looks nice.
24. the biggest tool - January 17, 2009 3:59 PM
How the hell didi he break his fingers? Was he checking out the color pattern on some new drapes and got his hand stuck? Maybe he was planting some flowers and accidentally stabbed his other hand with the shovel? I guess he'll have to have someone else comb his hair like it's 1984 so that he can look as though he's remotely close in height to his towering other half.
I'll bet that show gets higher ratings than even those 3 am informercials!
25. dave - January 17, 2009 4:08 PM
Let the tits out! They hardly fit in there!!
26. Thomas - January 17, 2009 4:19 PM
I agree nobody care about their monkey ass.
I believe he is a gay ass douche bag and she is now a fat ho that trapped a douche bag into marriage because he is the only one to fall for her lies.
Papa found one way to get men to marry his cows.
27. Alexa. - January 17, 2009 4:27 PM
Holy chin!
28. Guest - January 17, 2009 4:32 PM
why does she stick her head out all weird?
Is her neck liek. . . bent forward or something?
29. hollywood_hillbilly - January 17, 2009 4:58 PM
If there is a god someone will "accidentally" load real bullets into the cops guns.
30. James - January 17, 2009 5:03 PM
How come the fat guy in the band never gets the hot chicks?
http://HotGuysWanted.com
31. Guest - January 17, 2009 5:52 PM
@30
Uhh. . . cause he's fat?
wtf kinda question/advertising
is that. . .
32. inquiring mind - January 17, 2009 5:55 PM
what the fuck happened on top of his head?
33. lillywolf - January 17, 2009 6:17 PM
Can't wait to see this one.
And yeah, that dress is screaming "OMG MATERNITY" to me...
34. neatgirl - January 17, 2009 8:03 PM
You people are blind. He's hot as hell (bonus points that he's from Chicago). Ash needs to stick to red hair.
35. joey - January 17, 2009 8:15 PM
Clearly preparing for his role: he's got the corpse look down.
36. Clair - January 17, 2009 10:03 PM
Who are these two fat bloody pigs again.
37. gerard Vandenberg - January 18, 2009 12:02 AM
I'm sure he was born to give "BLOW JOBS".
She is the secret daughter of hulky hogan so they share the "mental case".
............................GOOD LORD, folks!!
38. dude - January 18, 2009 5:45 AM
I see Pete hurt his finger in Tom Cruise's butthole again.
39. 1moreidiotintheworld - January 18, 2009 7:34 AM
@34 What does being from Chicago have anything to do with being desirable? That city is overrun with the stupidest kind of humans on the face of this earth - Cubs Fans! 100 years of sucking ass and they will make it 101 years this season!!!!!!!!!!!!
40. KoT - January 18, 2009 7:50 AM
That dude is a fucking tool! Douchebag extraordinaire!
41. Lumbar Spine - January 18, 2009 10:54 AM
He got a beeeg head
42. Gourmet Vagina - January 18, 2009 11:20 AM
There is no other word more perfect to describe this guy than 'douchebag'. I'll bet he was born with a birthmark across his chest that reads 'Massengill'...
43. Gourmet Vagina - January 18, 2009 11:23 AM
Pete 'Summer's Eve' Wentz
44. Pete Wentz Loves the Cock - January 18, 2009 11:52 AM
Pete Wentz is a limp-wrist twinkletoe eunoch. Sources confirm that Assley used a sperm donor and that sperm donor was also hired to deliver said sperm by inserting his penis deep into Assleys vagina then releasing it. Pete is allergic to vagina; not surprisingly he thinks he has a vagina, we all call them rectums. Pete takes it in the ass because he loves cock. That permanent puzzled look on his face is due to Petey boys confusion as to why Assley became pregnant, yet he can't seem to no matter how many sperm donors deliver the goods while he bends over.
Pete Wentz Loves the Cock!!!
45. David Beckham loves little boys like Pete - January 18, 2009 11:56 AM
He broke his finger while fucking himself in his punk ass. Ashley consoles him by telling him he'll get pregnant someday. Just keep trying Pete, you sissy.
46. lola richie - January 18, 2009 1:50 PM
I think Pete Wentz is ADORABLE. Even if he was gay or bisexual that doesn't mean he plants flowers or picks out drapes. He seems like a genuinely nice person. No reason to hate these young adults unless you are jeaulous of their fame or money.
47. the big kahuna - January 18, 2009 2:33 PM
HAHAHAHA LOOK AT HER
48. Shep - January 18, 2009 4:44 PM
I never thought you could come up with another reason for me not to watch CSI......... I stand corrected.
49. Ummm...yeah... - January 18, 2009 5:14 PM
Who the fuck cares about these two assholes. Why does that bitch always look like she is on something? WTF!
50. SIN - January 19, 2009 2:48 AM
Hopefully they will be the victims. Dead in the beginning and they don't talk. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...do not let her sing.
51. Rosie - January 19, 2009 3:29 AM
I quite like what she's doing with her eye these days.
52. Turd Ferguson - January 19, 2009 10:33 AM
Wow! look at the size of that douche-nozzle's noggin!
Holy watermelon head!
53. Dr. - January 19, 2009 1:04 PM
Pete Wanker Wentz has a BIG ASS HEAD!!! And that's not even talking about his ego for being a douchebag. It's just f-ing big on such a tiny body and compared to Ashlee in the pic... HUGE!!!
54. Latifah - January 29, 2009 7:57 AM
LOL GARY SINISE. I love CSI:NY ):
55. cuppcake - February 18, 2009 1:56 PM
Ashlee is NOT photogenic and ALL.
56. cuppcake - February 18, 2009 1:56 PM
Ashlee is NOT photogenic at ALL.