Jan 28 2009PETA's banned Super Bowl ad suddenly makes me want broccoli with my veal

FIRST!!

WO-HOO! It really does pay to be a insomniac shut-in!

Now time to feed my 14 cats....

hot

hot

I'm feeling a little lesbian for pumpkins now.

I don't endorse PETA or anything, but you just know there's going to be the usual nonsense in the comments where people will spout off disproven nonsense about meat eating and the one guy that just puts the ten year old bad joke about what the acronym stands for.

Crazy advert liek.

LAME!

Studies have shown that vegetarians are more flatulent.

I like pitas filled with lamb meat.

I believe in protecting animals from cruelty and my ten year old daughter and I have sent money to animal shelters to help fight the good fight. But PETA is not one of them. Why should I have to answer to anyone about the food I eat? I feel I am providing myself nurishment with the things God (or evolution) put on this Earth for me to do it with. Yeah, there is a potato and a few pieces of broccoli on my plate. But theres also a big old piece of chicken there too! Why is it PETAs business? Generally I'm a Good Person and not a Puppy Kicker and no amount of naked celbrities or sexy ads are gonnamake me wanna put down the cheeseburger!

Who is this ad geared to? Is it a Stop eating Meat campaign or a Girls, Become A Lesbian recruitment video? I've watched it, thought about it and as a woman I can say this: PETA, keep your lesbians and pumpkins,I would much rather eat a Philly cheese steak and then go fuck a boy!

Hey NBC...real men wouldn't want to watch that anyway!! Losers, why don't you hire Janet Jackson and Panty Boy Timberlake again instead - that's what real men want during a football game! Yeah, right!! Keep puss-i-fying football, and maybe next season there will be women IN the line-up! I can't help but worry that eventually it'll become tag football.

PETA seem to be resorting to increasingly desperate tactics to keep their name in everyone's face. Unfortunately, few people take them very seriously as a result.

I would love for someone from peta or any of the other animal liberation nuts to go up to a hungry lion and tell him meat is murder.

Why don't they try to make animals vegetarians.

Oops! I meant to say "FORTUNATELY."

I don't know the 10 year old bad joke acronym. That's just typical that some bastard offers a teaser like that but doesn't follow up. Rather like the ad. Not that I've bothered to watch it. Angry, flour-throwing lesbian vegetarians wearing pleather are nobody's idea of a good time.

Oh, I never really thought about the vegetarian innuendo...I just watched the women. That's so sexists - Sorry (not really, I LOVE women)!!!! In retrospect, that video made me want to eat "tacos"! ha-ha!!

they just *think* they have better sex, because they're a bunch of pious snobs

How many vegan girls have you seen that look this hot anyway? Most haven't shaved their legs in a month. A large portion have huge asses because even though pasta isn't meat, they haven't figured out not to eat a pound of it in one sitting.

Even if its true, that they do have more sex, is that the kind of sex you want more of? Unshaven, flaxseed smelling, tofu farting sex?

Maybe.

what you eat aside, this was just a dumb ad. not to mention that, surprise, young children just might be watching the game with their folks...that said, sure, air the dumb thing after 8 or 9pm, sure. who cares?
I wonder where they got their research from? honestly, they might give more facts about that rather than just showing some scantily dressed overpaid models humping veggies... I can't imagine that ad tricking anyone into giving up meat. it's just insulting.

she acts like she's seducing!!!
same tricks I've seen from hot cougars on ==== AgelessMate.com=== but, I'd like to fall for that! won't you???!!

I am so PRO fur its not even funny. I even have a baby rabbit scarve and a full mink jacket. I fucking hate PETA. If you don't support wearing fur, don't fucking wear it. I don't need someone lecturing me how to live my life everytime I turn around it seems. They have the corniest fucking ads too with retarded c-class celebrities posing naked like that fugly kardashian bitch. How am I supposed to take them seriously after an eyesore campaign like that? And just for the record, eating meat is natural ppl. You're living in a dream world if you think all animals and humans are all supposed to co-habitat peacefully together for all of eternity. It's a little thing called the circle of life.

i love it when the hollywood PETA hypocrites make a commercial ,then get their mercedes with leather seats and drive home

Um, I'm sorry, but for years studies have shown vegetarians risk LOWER sex drive.

http://www.rense.com/politics6/vegsex.htm

I haven't seen the PETA study, but maybe what they mean is that vegetarians have lower standards and REPORT better sex while HAVING worse sex.

PeTA is a terrorist organization.

Hot ad but seriously - Vegans have better sex? yeah, if sex with a stinky hairy hippie is "good"!!!

Wowwww people, way to stereotype vegans and vegetarians as hairy, smelly, gross "hippies." I'm not a fan of this commercial, but I'm pretty sure that myself and plenty of others defy your perceptions about the kind of people who don't eat animal flesh.

Hmm I'm a vegetarian.. but I do hate PETA. I don't eat meat, but not because of animal cruelty.. I just don't like the way it tastes.
And I shave my legs often, have great sex, and a nice ass. Thankyouverymuch.

Hmm I'm a vegetarian.. but I do hate PETA. I don't eat meat, but not because of animal cruelty.. I just don't like the way it tastes.
And I shave my legs often, have great sex, and a nice ass. Thankyouverymuch.

sex doesnt always sell, but ill order some vegs with my leg-of-lamb tonight

Haha. Yes, there are a million better reasons to go vegan, but they're trying to appeal to the retarded football apes, remember?

NBC should've replaced the vegetables with giant dildos.

Now THAT would've been funny

@25 & 26... We are gonna' need some real proof! ; )~ Wanna post some pics, especially of that alleged "nice ass"? You'reWelcomeVeryMuch. Smile...

Vegans give better sex?! I guess if you like the smell of parsley and garlic after hot sweaty action.

I knew there was a reason that I liked you and this site! We're rooting for the Steelers at our house too.

Oh, and PETA- meh. I'd rather give money to my local animal shelters.

22. Jane .........vegetarians have lower standards.....Effing Priceless.

PETA's main goal is to be controversial, NOT to change eating habits. They are the equivalent of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. They pimp animal cruelty to extort money from caring hippies. They never intended this ad to make it past the NBC censors, they are just using it as publicity stunt.
Mission accomplished.

that commercial actually makes me never want to eat veggies again. licking a pumpkin? wtf?

it's a shame too, i love vegetables. =/

I'm just glad you said Go Steelers! at the end...Black and Gold, baby!

What a shame...PETA needs to fucking stop already.
Now I really need that gun...

I think a more accurate slogan would be "'Vegetarians' have better sex" because we all know 50% of the current vegetarians are actors and whatnot trying to show to their fans how they give a shit about the environment; it never lasts.

Actors are not vegetarians; they just pose as if they were. Vegetaniarism is a regime no human body can withstand in the long run. I know not one single vegetarian that will not include lots of supplements and vitamins in their diet. That should give them a clear hint that their diet is not healthy. And they still have defficiencies.

Vegetarianism is stupid, veganism is worse. Stop trying to cheat nature. Llook at the mirror, open your mouth: see those pointy teeth you have there? You are half carnivore, whether you like it or not.

Mmmmmm burgers.

1. The reporting of better-sex probably has to do with the kind of people that are likely to become vegetarians. The product of being vegetarian doesn't produce better sex, it's just the type of people who decide to be vegetarian. Therefore, going vegetarian will do nothing for your sex life.

2. Studies like that rely on self-reporting, so as someone else already suggesting, it's probably that vegetarians tend to be pompous ass-clowns and report too high. Or, alternatively, vegetarians tend to be hippies, hippies use a lot of drugs, drugs do make sex better.

I am veg!

It's sad that peta only gets attention for using sex in their ads. I wouldn't take any organization seriously for doing that.

It's sad that peta only gets attention for using sex in their ads. I wouldn't take any organization seriously for doing that.

YES! the only part of this post that i truly paid attention to was the GO STEELERS! i knew I liked the guy who ran this stuff!

Yay you're a Steelers fan!
I've actually got to dance on Heinz Field for a festival

But about PETA, that ad is retarded. (but still hot)

PETA could only exist in a rich western society. In other parts of the world people don't have the luxury to utopian. They eat what's available and if that happens to be an animal then so be it. If it's slower and dumber than a human then it's out of luck. That's why they call it a food chain...pass the fucking salt.

I agree with #7--that's all I could think of--hot broccoli farts!!! EW. That was soooo not hot.

@ 39

Mileage may vary, but I can only speak from personal experience. I'm veggie from birth - never eaten dead animals. I've never taken any pills or supplements.
I'm 6'4, and pretty fit, so not eating meat hasn't particularly hampered my life in any noticeable way. It's just about being sensible - If you eat meat or not, you still need a sensible, balanced diet & a decent amount of exercise if you want a good physique.

Also:

How on earth was this video banned? There's nothing explicit in it at all!

And PETA are a bit rubbish - The point of the ad is questionable, and a bit embarrassing as a result. I'm not particularly against people eating meat - but raising the animals with an acknowledgment of their sentience & a degree of humanity would be a little bit better.

Actors are not vegetarians; they just pose as if they were. Vegetaniarism is a regime no human body can withstand in the long run. I know not one single vegetarian that will not include lots of supplements and vitamins in their diet. That should give them a clear hint that their diet is not healthy. And they still have defficiencies.

^ I disagree. I am an athlete as well as a nutritionist, and I am doing just fine as a vegan. Yes, I take a supplement, but even if I didn't, I would be much better off than people eating the standard Western diet. In fact, I have seen countless people cure all their "diseases" and get off every single medication they were on within a matter of weeks just by switching to mostly raw vegan diet.

Do you know how B12 mostly finds its way in meat? Intestinal bacteria from when the animal is gutted. Yummy, eat up.

There is lots of evidence that children need animal protein. That protein does not need to be from a mammal, fish or bird, but in most of the world's population, it comes from insects. Insects are very high in the types of protein and omega oils that are required for healthy brains to develop. I hate to say it, but those who force their children to only eat vegetation, should be considered, by some nutritionists to be abusing their children. I wouldn't go that far myself, but there is something to the argument. I do agree that we should eat a lot more vegetation than most of the population currently does, but I can't see removing all animal protein from diets.

One of the arguments is there is a lot of grain fed beef, sheep, pigs, and chickens out there. We could get rid of all the grain fed animals, and still have plenty of meat on the table, there are large amounts of land, that will not support agriculture, even if we use loads of climate changing chemicals, but that will easily support lots of grass fed sheep and cattle. The same can easily be demonstrated for pigs, chickens, geese, and so forth.

We don't need to eat as much meat as we do. We don't have to eat as many mammals, we could eat more arthropods. If we cut down to once or twice a week for meat, as most of the world, we would get the proper nutrition, as well as reduce the demand on the planet.

But what about reducing the numbers of humans on the planet. that would help right there. 6 Billion is too much. We have almost reached 7 Billion.

And calling fish, sea-kittens doesn't help... cat is delicious, as anyone from a culture that eats them will tell you.

My broccolli's a bit woody all of the sudden.

I find it hypocritical for them to denounce the consumption of meat when they possess meat wallets of their own.

PETA has way too much fucking money if they can afford to produce and place ads like this during the Superbowl. Who gives money to these fruitcakes?

Vegetarianism is is just more California gayness being pushed on the rest of the country. Fuck you, I'll take my steak rare please.

I'm confused by the pumpkin.

52- thats funny, i was raised vegetarian and i consider taking your kids to mcdonalds abusive

but whatever, you enjoy your meat and ill go have some hot sex

I used to be a vegetarian, but then I became anemic. So, I was told by my doctor to stop beging a vegetarian. I only eat a little meat at dinner time. Other than that, my diet is pretty much meat-free. I eat a lot of fruit and Special K cereal with skim milk. So I'd say I'm pretty good, haha.

Anyways, I fucking hate PETA

i am a proud peta member and can tell you first hand.... this IS what we do. i will right hand on asparagus promise that!

btw...comment number 1 looks as if it comes from a girl i know in NC? someone has to feed the gimps in the morning...

That commercial is the best thing PETA has ever done!
I couldn't care less about their message... I will still eat meat, but I did enjoy watching those hot women.

Go Steelers!!!!!

Hi.
My stepson, Jay, from CutnRun edited this video and interviewed the models who appeared it in in LA. What a stupid idea; that his company thought this ad would be aired during the Superbowl. He said "There is going to be A LOT of controversy about this ad". Right you are, Jay! ESPECIALLY SINCE A LOT OF IT WAS FUNDED BY McDONALD'S!!!! What to know why? Because they pay to get THEIR ADS on right before or after THIS ONE!
Turns out, they won't need to. Plus, it's SO QUEER.

No, Erica #58, you're not a vegetarian, you're an anorexic. I cannot believe no one has explained that to you before.

PETA is totally uncreative and thoroughly unoriginal. Sex seems to be their only marketing angle. Exploitation of animals is verboten, but exploitation of women is a-ok. Men don't do those tired "I rather be naked than wear fur" ads.

Don't get me wrong, a naked chick is a naked chick, but it seems a wee bit hypocritical.

Also, I'd really like to know what non-PETA-sponsored studies say anemic, gassy, weak vegetarians have better sex than iron-and-protein-rich carnivores?

Pass the A-1, please...

Hate to burst your three brain cells, but the PETA folks are smarter than most of you would be in 10 lifetimes. It's simple: animals are suffering all over the world at the hand of humans and PETA uses all kinds of tactics to try to help them - and they have succeeded in reducing the suffering of animals 100 fold, PETA RULES, Buttmunches.

Seems that just about everyone has missed the point. Lewis Black astutely said that if you go into a coma and then come out of it years later, all you need do is watch the Super Bowl halftime show to see how far America has gone down the shitter.

PETA could use hard truth tactics by showing a montage of graphic images depicting animals being tortured and mistreated, but how many people watching would care? I'm willing to bet many viewers would have no reaction whatsoever. Everytime PETA comes up on the fish or anywhere else, all people can muster in response are a bunch of flippant comments full of cheap irony that doesn't even manage to be funny.

So PETA resorts to trash like this, just to make people watch. I often disagree with PETA campaigns, but I think this speaks volumes about the state of American culture, and most of you have totally missed the point. It's like those old Victorian and Henry James novels that have been made into movies by American producers. You don't get the meaning put forth by the original author, but you do get a lot of graphic sex that isn't even found in the book. Fucking sad.

As much as I hate PETA, it's a shame such an ad couldn't air; America's still a little bit uptight. Here (in France), I'm pretty sure it could have aired, and it definitely could have in Belgium, where they have really original and creative commercials, many of which are actually in English, due to practical reasons.

Vegetarians DO have better sex! I've been one for 3 years now : )

"Studies show that..." is NOT compelling science - which studies? What defines better sex? I know that they;re working within the confines of a short attention-grabbing ad, but even some small print with a reference or link would be far more compelling.

And I am getting really frickin' sick of PETA being so blatantly sexist while they try to promote animal welfare. It's really hypocritical.

However, to those who say that vegetarianism is inherently bad for you because we are designed to eat meat - we are omnivores, evolved to be able to eat whatever is available in our geographic location. There would have been social groups at various times and places in the world who did eat largely vegetarian diets. Just because we CAN eat meat, doesn't mean we HAVE to (full disclosure: I was vegetarian for about six years, and then started eating meat again because, well, it tastes good ... and most of the animal products produced here in New Zealand are humanely raised.

PETA is a ridiculous organization, and saying that the people who run it are 10x smarter than everyone who posted here is just ignorant.
i eat meat, and i don't really give a shit what you think about it.
and if youre right #64 and visuals of animals being exploited wouldn't phase most people then you're absolutely correct that it's sad that they would have to resort to sex. But i think you must have been dropped on your head, because animals being hurt DOES affect, well, quite a few people.

Sex sells!

The muslims use promises of sex to sell their poisonous philosophy too. Hey Habib, 72 vegetarian virgins for you if you blow your dick off suicide bombing the meat market.

To heck with that, me and my girl will eat our burgers at In N Out, then go home and fuck like monkeys without the use of any viagra-like substances.

Thanks

At least it's not about sea kittens.

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/

God damn fucking sea kittens, easily the most idiotic PETA stunt ever, and that's saying a lot.

We have 1 Vegan and 3 vegetarians where I work. 2 guys 2 gals.They ALL are malnourished, weak, get sick easy and are actually hairy. They keep saying how healthy they are but they are in the hospital at least twice a year due to their diet.
We can't have them on any of our sponsored team sports because the are not physically able and they whine all the time at our cook outs. because we eat meat. These losers actually threatened a lawsiut if we had meat at our cookout. We said do it. This is not mandatory. They still showed up and became whiny little bitches. We hate them and all the PETA garbage they spew.

The killing and eating of animals is what we do. We earned that privelige by being smarter than the prey. You gather 100 peta people and 90 will be butt ugly. Running out 3 to 5 celebrities is all they have on their side. The rest of the nation has common sense and eats what we are supposed to.

This is the "CHEAP" way to recruite dated porn stars, folks!!

Check out the PETA site - you ARE ignorant if you think all they do is recruit bimbos to get our attention. They do alot of serious lobbying and deal with research institutions, etc. It's just because us morons hang out on The Superficial because it's fun! - the perfect place to use their hot model campaigns. Like I said, 10x smarter than you think...

sometimes TV censorship can be so inconsistent

I'm totally going to blow my frozen spinach

That girl better have some Hollandaise sauce to slick up that asparagus before she puts it where the sun don't shine, or it's gonna huuuuuuurrrt.

This ad made me seriously reconsider the merits of the Adkins diet.

For fun, I did check out the PETA site. I have never seen such flat out lies outside os Congress. Any doctor will tell you that you can not be healthy eating what they want you to eat.
As for the violence in killing animals. So what. They are animals. Notice that they only have 3-5 videos of this violence. If it was as evil as they say, where is their proof? There is none.

Lying scumbags.

That ad is freaking HOT, I wish they'd play it at the SB!

hey Sinny - 3-5 videos? Guess you think you your cable only has 3-5 stations cause that's all you watch. Watch "Meet Your Meat" hosted by Alec Baldwin there. That one alone has tons of different footage. BTW - I'm not a vegetarian, and your IQ is in the teens.

Mal Gusto, you nailed it right on the head. PETA had no intention of spending several million dollars on a superbowl ad, and they managed to get just as much publicity by being "rejected" without paying a dime.

Maybe the Livestock producers can get even by having similar add campaigns:
"I would rather go naked than give up cheeseburgers"
Spokesmodel - Britney?

# 39
Nice try meat eaters are deficient in a ton of stuff too. They're just too ignorant to know any better and supplement properly. Vegetarians and Vegans (in general) do alot of research into their diet supplementation. And to all you other morons who don't need anyone telling you what to do, I could see people guilty of worse crimes saying the same stupid shit (murderers, rapists, worse), no one cares about YOU, they care about the animals your dirty fucking industry is torturing.

E #81 - well said, even with the cussing!!

Of course sex with vegetarians is better - they put dressing on everything!

I'm vegan and I hate PETA and know of many vegans and vegetarians that also hate them. They do stupid stuff like encourage the use of human breast milk to make ice cream! (http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html)Holy Crap! If a vegan wants "icecream", Ricedream does a perfectly acceptable job of making a product that tastes just like it. PETA instead winds up further turning people off to a vegetarian lifestyle by their rediculous antics, as if the cause could use more negative publicity.

HaHa because you appreciate the only meat in your life! HAHAHA!

I'm a vegetarian, and I hate PETA. They make all vegetarians look like whacked out baffoons--for example, bycomparing slaughterhouses to Auschwitz? It's hard to take PETA seriously when their message is basically: Sexism good, eating animals bad.

PETA, fuck you!

I hate PETA. I would love to do nothing more than punch their faces in when I see their shitty ads.

However, I am a vegetarian and I would gladly tell all you ignorant meat eaters to fuck off when you say that vegetarians are weak and hairy. I am the farthest thing from a hippie. I wax my legs and bathe regularly and rarely ever fall sick. I have been a vegetarian for 15 years, and I'm 20. I stopped eating meat because it would stick to my teeth and was just disgusting to me. However, I drink milk and eat eggs.

I could care less if some other person on the planet ate meat. It doesn't affect me in any way and it's their life.

But at the same time, it irritates me when those same meat eaters try to tell me to eat meat. That's as hypocritical as PETA.

I hate carnivores!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignorance is bliss for all you ostrich like people who think your meat comes from happy cows in a green pasture - educate yourselves and THEN make an informed decision watch a video called meet your meat and I promise you your ideas on this subject will be altered forever - thank you !!!!

@ 88: Have fun telling that to a lion. Just so you know, humans are herbavores, not carnivores. They are programmed to eat BOTH meat and plants. Or where you absent every single day they told you that in the fourth grade science class?