Jan 7 2009The People's Choice Awards offer democracy one last chance to redeem itself
Unlike those other snooty awards ceremonies like the Oscars and the Hobo Olympics, the People's Choice Awards don't rely on an elite group of judges to determine the winners. No, for the past 35 years, the PCAs have put the decision directly in the hands of the people. Which could be a mistake, because people have been known to do some pretty stupid things at times. In the case of People's Choice nominee Anne Hathaway, it was dating a felonious dirtbag who eventually embarrassed her in the international media. Too bad there's no category for "Most Unfortunate Girlfriend of the Year" because I'd totally vote for her. If only my voting rights hadn't been suspended due to my criminal record. You organize one cockfight in an elementary-school playground, and people act like you're the next Saddam Hussein or something. Someday we'll get enough people on the Supreme Court to reverse that law...
Reader Comments
1. first - January 7, 2009 2:43 PM
firs.....t
2. RichPort's Ghost - January 7, 2009 2:44 PM
I choose not to watch it. I'll be climbing a lamp post and looking in my neighbor's teenage daughter's window at the time...
3. Parker - January 7, 2009 3:19 PM
I often wonder if Anne Hathaway only likes to have anal sex when she's awake. I would totally buttfuck her while she's sleeping but what if she wasn't expecting it and woke up mad?
"What the #$%^!"
"Go back to sleep"
"Take your cock out of my ass first!"
"Why?"
"I don't like having anal sex when I'm sleeping."
"Then stay awake for a few minutes. I'm almost done."
"Who are you?"
"Nobody you know."
"Ok. Oh baby, that's right. Totally fuck my ass."
"I'm done"
"(yawn) ok g'night"
4. KokCheez - January 7, 2009 3:21 PM
Look at the horse teeth on that whore. I wanna feed it a carrot. Or my cock.
5. wtf - January 7, 2009 3:25 PM
someone should lock all of u in a basement and set in on fire
6. wtf2 - January 7, 2009 3:30 PM
wtf, you can see all the way to the wisdom teeth!
7. Trophywife - January 7, 2009 3:48 PM
Mmmmm. Hugh Laurie. Yummy...
8. Mitch - January 7, 2009 3:53 PM
Anne Hathaway is one unattractive woman.Scary big features.Creepy!
9. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 7, 2009 4:16 PM
You want scary features? look at julia roberts joker smile,,,Ann is sexy besides shell take your member and stick it any where..(so ive heard) hmmm
10. hausfrau - January 7, 2009 4:31 PM
Eat a fucking sandwich, Ann.
11. Lain - January 7, 2009 7:58 PM
Pictures don't work for me ;___;
12. gerard Vandenberg - January 8, 2009 12:25 AM
In which way smiles a HUGH TEETHED WEASEL?
.................LOOK HERE, folks!!
13. Cate - January 8, 2009 3:58 PM
Is it wrong that I am 20 years old, and incredibly sexually attracted to Hugh Laurie??? I mean, seriously? Fucking sexyy.....
I would let him violate me in a really bad way.