Jan 6 2009Patricia Arquette files for divorce from Thomas Jane

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Patricia Arquette is ditching her husband of two years Thomas Jane, according to the AP:

Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.
Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show "Medium," is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.

So Medium is kicking The Punisher to the curb, and phrasing the story that way still didn't make it more interesting. Damn.

Thanks to Heather! who would've bailed on Tom Jane the minute he compared witnessing child birth to "seeing God." You know that shit ain't right.

Photos: WENN

Comments (31)

Reader Comments

1. Queue - January 6, 2009 10:37 AM

Que bork bork.

2. Sportsdvl - January 6, 2009 10:42 AM

Maybe her husband actually opened his eyes and saw how unattractive she really is so he split.

3. Narcissist - January 6, 2009 10:45 AM

Punish Her!

Actually I think Patricia is the cutest Arquette girl I know of. Is this because he's a drunk?

4. Max Planck - January 6, 2009 10:49 AM

Yikes! Saftig!

5. Narcissist - January 6, 2009 10:53 AM

Then again, maybe I haven't seen her in a few years. Looking lumpy.

6. nastyjay - January 6, 2009 10:59 AM

yawn...

7. Cranberry - January 6, 2009 11:10 AM

I will marry him. mmmmmmmmmmm:)

8. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - January 6, 2009 11:10 AM

Medium is a pretty good show. Not to mention Patricia has some nice tits.

9. Heather - January 6, 2009 11:28 AM

She is freaking stupid to leave a fine piece of ass like him!!

10. krazy - January 6, 2009 11:51 AM

I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK!

11. jzz - January 6, 2009 11:57 AM

she was so freakin hot when she was young and slim.
She's still sexy.

12. supersex - January 6, 2009 12:10 PM

i love her, she's a real woman.
i love her so much i want to nail her, lumpy or not it's just more cushion for the pushin

13. Laurie - January 6, 2009 12:25 PM

He's way to good looking for her anyway.

14. Anexio - January 6, 2009 12:32 PM

Whats with the douchy beard?

Her brother David says it smells of vomit and Patricia's butthole gravy.

15. Vince Lombardi - January 6, 2009 12:35 PM

Fatty, fatty, two-by-four!

16. RichPort's Ghost - January 6, 2009 12:46 PM

We are obviously years past True Romance...

17. the Commish - January 6, 2009 12:52 PM

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Dump the Punisher? Probably not a good idea.

This is exactly like that time when a bunch of international terrorists rushed the Punisher's family reunion and started shooting everyone in sight on the beach. The Punisher's secret undercover half-brother buried himself in the sand and jumped out, surprising the terrorists. He then proceeded to kill all of them with a star fish he found while searching the beach for lost coins.

18. farty_mcshitface - January 6, 2009 2:17 PM

i agree with number 5. there was a time when patricia was a babe but, she is definitely looking old now. a shame but, it happens.

19. Vince Lombardi - January 6, 2009 2:22 PM

There's only two things that could cause a man to wince like that:

1) Every hair in his beard is actually growing inward; or

2) He married Patricia Arquette

Maann, double loser! Bummer.

20. dagens24 - January 6, 2009 3:12 PM

I was gonna say I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK! but krazy already beat me to it. Good call.

21. Stiles - January 6, 2009 4:03 PM

A shame. He was great in that gritty personal project about a junkie's life.

22. Mike - January 6, 2009 4:27 PM