Jan 2 2009Paris Hilton visits sick kids at the hospital (Best idea EVER)
Paris Hilton stopped by The Gold Coast Hospital in Queensland, Australia this morning to cheer up some sick children, and Sweet Christ, you gotta be kidding me? Paris Hilton and terminally ill children? Last time I checked, making a child's catheter burst into flames with your mere presence doesn't exactly fill them with with the will to live. Did hospital administrators have to choose between Paris or letting the kids play with raw sewage? Because they probably could've done a bit more soul-searching on this one. Then again, that's just me and my experience watching ER the night I couldn't find the remote.

Reader Comments
1. G - January 2, 2009 3:30 PM
Must be cold in Australia...NIPS!
2. Liz - January 2, 2009 3:47 PM
she apparently doesn't believe in wearing a bra when visiting with small children...
3. Regan - January 2, 2009 4:02 PM
that's so disgusting, if you're gonna attempt to do a good deed, do it properly! wear something a little more classy.
...hah! who am i kidding, paris hilton, classy?! hahaha!
4. Krystina - January 2, 2009 4:02 PM
Yeah, way to cheer up the dying kids. Bring in the walking fucking dead. Why oh why do people still care about her? I wish my mommy and daddy's money made one tenth as relevant as this ugly bitch.
5. chickdowntown - January 2, 2009 4:04 PM
I think Paris was sent there to give those poor, sickened kids some hope. Yes, she can certainly identify with catching so many diseases and yet doing so well for herself! I'm sure the kids' faces perk up with delight as she tells her tales of catching one STD after another and all she's got to do is take mommy & daddy's credit card to make all her problems go away! Yes, children, you too can look forward to such great things to come in your life!
Why does Paris need a bra? Her BFF looks absolutely thrilled to be visiting the hospital with Paris! Awwww..
6. Krystina - January 2, 2009 4:08 PM
Yeah, way to cheer up the dying kids. Bring in the walking fucking dead. Why oh why do people still care about her? I wish my mommy and daddy's money made one tenth as relevant as this ugly bitch.
7. chewgees - January 2, 2009 4:14 PM
It would have been funny to have been in those kids rooms when they turned to their parents and asked "Who the fuck was that?"
8. Cartman - January 2, 2009 4:35 PM
I'm guessing she got a Valtrex refill while she was there...
9. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 2, 2009 4:35 PM
I cant goof on paris she laughing all the way to the bank,,,who are these A-holes paying this girl an extravagant amount of cash to do appearances...
10. Porno Izle - January 2, 2009 4:40 PM
I love this Girl!!!
11. Porno Izle - January 2, 2009 4:43 PM
i like here but u must change a colors. Thanks...
I love this girl :)))
12. Aquila - January 2, 2009 4:47 PM
The kids will all be healed after that, because they'll be afraid, that if they stay in the hospital, Paris Hilton might will come there again.
13. Jaiq - January 2, 2009 4:51 PM
Cheap looking whore.
14. James - January 2, 2009 4:56 PM
She's rancid, and it is just a publicity stunt, but I suppose it's still sort of somewhat nice of her to try to do something for others. I'm not sure if the kids were actually happy to see her, of course, but if they were, then I guess fair play to Paris Hilton this time around. I know, I know, that's a big "if".
15. Tom S. - January 2, 2009 5:09 PM
Its a great idea. Perhaps the terminally ill children will find it easier to accept their fate now.
16. Claudia - January 2, 2009 5:09 PM
How inappropriate to send someone who doesn't give a flying rats ass about anyone but herself and who does it so she can get exposure and increase her going-rate.... What kind of a media-crazed idot thought of this????
Gary Coleman would have been a better candidate!
17. Thumperchica - January 2, 2009 5:30 PM
Now the kids battling luekemia, and other potentially terminal illnesses will be exposed to ghonnaherpacyphillaids.... how sweet.
18. Delgo - January 2, 2009 5:37 PM
What's she doing with Bristol Palin?
19. starship - January 2, 2009 5:48 PM
It seems Paris thought that showing sick children her nipples would make them happy. Hmmmmm
20. Jenny - January 2, 2009 6:00 PM
The suicide rate for nine year olds in that hospital just spiked. Why not just deny those children their pain meds instead? Seems like a more pleasant way of spending the day.
21. Mama Pinkus - January 2, 2009 6:26 PM
I'm giving her points; I don't believe Ms. Hilton is a hideously bad person, just a very spoiled gal.
22. Jamie's Uterus - January 2, 2009 6:38 PM
Haven't these children suffered enough? Can their little immune systems combat the unknown airborne STDs that Paris radiates? Will these children be the next group of Patient Zeros? Oh, the humanity of it all!
Remember when that disgusting vile pig J-Lo did this type of pathetic stunt? It was a disaster and did nothing to help her poor (very real) image.
Love,
Jamie's Uterus
23. No Way Jose - January 2, 2009 7:40 PM
I wouldn't mind ejaculating on her hard nipples followed by shitting in her mouth and pissing in her anus.
24. prideofchucky - January 2, 2009 8:52 PM
It's a good deed. Come on people/thesuperficial. Give this girl a fucking pass already.
25. Balack Obama - January 2, 2009 9:14 PM
I love those perky little nips with those hot little titties she has. She gives me a stiffy.
26. the big kahuna - January 2, 2009 10:52 PM
i don't understand why everyone hates her.
27. Fernanado Narcos - January 2, 2009 11:28 PM
I just hope she didn't start doing tricks with her wonky eye.That damn thing is terrifying enough for a sick child to look at.
28. NiggaToes - January 3, 2009 12:33 AM
STD's are fun to joke about.
29. soahc - January 3, 2009 12:35 AM
A case of gonorrhea is a small trade for being able to say you creampied in Paris Hilton.
30. gerard Vandenberg - January 3, 2009 12:37 AM
be sure: SMILING REQUIRES SOME MENTAL ABILITIES, folks?
31. friendlyfires - January 3, 2009 2:11 AM
I'm bored with ranking out Paris Hilton. C'est la vie, c'est la guerre, c'est la gateau de merde.
32. Monkey's Bone - January 3, 2009 11:27 AM
So why bash someone, no matter who the hell it is, visiting a childrens hospital and dropping off gifts for the kids ?
What?
She only brought 1 gift ?
Figures
33. missy - January 3, 2009 12:23 PM
herpes the gift that keeps on giving.
DIE PARIS DIE YOU FUGLY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck i hate her
34. Mila C - January 3, 2009 12:47 PM
Paris is not a bad person... shes just having fun... everytime...
and visiting sick... sick what?
35. el ces - January 3, 2009 2:53 PM
So...where are the kids?
36. Katie - January 4, 2009 11:47 AM
Why does Brittany always look so bored when she is out with her BFF Paris? Poor girl. Maybe Paris tells her to not steal the spotlight from her.
37. paris is a nobody - January 4, 2009 4:16 PM
Oh please paris is a nobody,how pathetic,those children I'm sure do not even know who she is!! And the person that paid her to go over there to do a new years gig should be fired! Who in their right mind would pay this piece of trash anything!!
38. ann - January 4, 2009 4:31 PM
Differant day same old piece of trash!!
39. pants - January 4, 2009 9:19 PM
America take your clap-ridden whore back
40. PARIS HILTON - January 4, 2009 11:43 PM
I AM CURRENTLY ON THE RUN FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MY ONE TIME FRIEND, BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.
41. nini - January 5, 2009 6:29 PM
Paris is finally changing to be a heiress after all..
42. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE HIS NAME WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM
43. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:07 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
44. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:07 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
45. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:07 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
46. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:11 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE'S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.
47. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:11 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE'S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.
48. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:11 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE'S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.
49. TRUTH - January 6, 2009 11:13 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:10 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
51. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:11 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
52. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
53. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
54. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
55. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
56. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
57. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
58. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
59. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
60. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
61. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
62. TRUTH - January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
63. REALITY - January 13, 2009 10:59 PM
PARIS HILTON: DID YOU NOT THINK THAT BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE WERE HUMAN BEINGS. DID YOU NOT THINK THAT GOD WAS WATCHING YOU?
64. LAW OF THE LAND - January 13, 2009 11:01 PM
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR THE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES THAT YOU HAVE COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.
65. TRUTH - January 25, 2009 10:47 PM
NICKY HILTON IS ALSO GUILTY OF FEDEARAL CRIME IN THAT SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO PROTECT HER SISTER PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION WHILE PRETENDING TO BE HER "REAL BFF" AS SHE WAS QUOTED RECENTLY WHILE ATTACKING BRITTANY FLICKENGER.
NICKY HILTON SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY FROM PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON BUT DID NOT.
IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY THAT IT WAS NICKY HILTON WHO GAVE PARIS HILTON THE BLACK EYE IN LATE DECEMBER 2007 DAYS AFTER THE HILTON GRANDFATHER CUT OFF NEARLY ALL OF THE ORIGINAL INHERITANCES ON CHRISTMAS DAY 2007.
NICKY HILTON STAYED FAR AWAY FROM HER SISTER PARIS HILTON AND EVEN DID NOT SHOW UP AT THE "HILTON MOTHER'S DAY" SEGMENT SHOWN ON THE SHOW "EXTRA."
HOWEVER, LATER ON DURING THE MONTH OF MAY 2008 NICKY HILTON WAS RIGHT BACK AT HER SISTER PARIS HILTON'S SIDE AFTER HER FATHER RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY.
THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY WHEN THE HILTON FAMILY SAT NICKY HILTON DOWN AND EXPLAINED TO HER THAT HER SISTER PARIS HILTON WAS FACING POSSIBLE LIFE IMPRISONMENT FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.
66. TRUTH - January 26, 2009 10:02 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.
67. paris - February 25, 2009 10:52 AM
THE LAST PERSON I WOULD WANT TO SEE IF I WAS SICK IS PARIS HILTON. SPOILED BRAT DOESN'T HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD. OH THAT'S GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.