Jan 20 2009Paris Hilton models stuff
Paris Hilton modeled for FILA on Venice Beach yesterday, and I can already read the ads now:
Love. Beauty. Urethric burning.
FILA: Because you should've worn a condom. If not two.
Well, I'm pumped to buy tennis shoes. Or saw my dick off. Who's with me?!

Reader Comments
1. mark - January 20, 2009 5:31 PM
first hoes
2. sasha - January 20, 2009 5:32 PM
firsssttttt
3. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 20, 2009 5:35 PM
she looked better with her fake extensions...
4. Proud Conservative - January 20, 2009 5:39 PM
You can post all the stories you want, but the funniest thing today already happened: Ted Kennedy was so happy that Obama was inaugurated that he broke down in tears...no...wait...it was seizures:
"Obama mentioned Kennedy's condition while speaking at the luncheon.
Kennedy "was there when the Voting Rights Act passed," the new president said. "Along with John Lewis, (he) was a warrior for justice. And so I would be lying to you if I did not say that right now, a part of me is with him. And I think that's true for all of us. This is a joyous time. But it's also a sobering time, and my prayers are with him and his family and (his wife) Vicki."
Former Vice President Mondale said he was sitting with Kennedy at their table, that he was doing fine when all of a sudden Kennedy started to convulse."
Now, put aside political correctness for a second and tell me that last sentence isn't the funniest thing you've read today.
5. katrinadarrellonline.com - January 20, 2009 5:40 PM
the new brooke burke/wild on E show?
6. granada - January 20, 2009 5:41 PM
FAIL.
7. hmmm... - January 20, 2009 5:51 PM
i used to think that she was at least pretty in the face with a hot body... cute or whatever. but now i think her face looks busted and her body is boring. i don't even know what's changed exactly.
8. SATAN - January 20, 2009 5:51 PM
i never say this, but she looks hot
9. Dr McNasty - January 20, 2009 5:56 PM
I totally agree with SATAN. Let's fuck her!
10. Famous Plastic - January 20, 2009 6:01 PM
Come on....Two Paris posts in one day. Everyone is sick of looking at this hag.
11. Randal - January 20, 2009 6:02 PM
The staying power of Paris Hilton has remained as big as the Hilton chain itself, sporting an acting career, singing career, modeling career, clothing line and even a perfume. Paris is as bright as they come and markets herself better than anyone in the industry right now. Top props to her.
Randal
12. Mike Hawk - January 20, 2009 6:02 PM
FILA, Failure In Life Apparel. Perfect for the Wonkeye
13. billabong021 - January 20, 2009 6:04 PM
Those legs man, wtf!
14. Vince Lombardi - January 20, 2009 6:26 PM
Ohhhh, she's modeling.... I thought she was just parading around disrobing in hopes she can lure an unsuspecting victim to a life of herpes.
15. agentgirl - January 20, 2009 6:34 PM
Modeling for K-Mart, maybe
16. herbiefrog - January 20, 2009 6:39 PM
paris is ok... : )
perhaps... ?
cute at any ...... ?
what is the point of this post ?
one of our babies : )))
shhh...
17. herbiefrog - January 20, 2009 6:42 PM
judas... ?
is that you ? : ))
thank the lord above...
thought you were never coming back
now we can go through with it...
18. Joyce Porter - January 20, 2009 6:49 PM
I must say she looks pretty on this pic. But why post about Paris when nothings actually happening to her.
19. dinome - January 20, 2009 7:18 PM
I would like to smear my fecal matter all over her skinny body before ejaculating into her bird-like nose
20. queeny - January 20, 2009 7:25 PM
I can't believe she is dating the myspace ceo. What a joke. i guess most men will do anything for a rich woman.
http://athletesinglesdating.com
21. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:26 PM
Anybody see that show Benjamin Buttons?
22. Balack Obama - January 20, 2009 7:33 PM
Fuck! She is a hot piece of ass!
23. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:33 PM
Anybody see that show Benjamin Buttons?
24. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:35 PM
I'm sorry posted twice post.
25. ann - January 20, 2009 7:36 PM
She really needs to give it up,is she modeling for a new std drug. Who in their right mind would pay this piece of trash?!
26. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:40 PM
Michael Hawk. Did you see that show Benjamin Buttons?
27. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:42 PM
Vince Lombardi? Did you see that show Benjamin Buttons?
28. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:43 PM
SAsha did you see that show Benjamin Buttons?
29. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 7:49 PM
I'm be back. I need a gyro before Benjamin Buttons.
30. Hmmm - January 20, 2009 7:52 PM
Not very nice legs, but she's keeping the rest of herself in fine shape...
31. Aristotrash - January 20, 2009 8:00 PM
Shortest. Legs. Ever.
32. yuki - January 20, 2009 8:18 PM
@31 agree her bodne structure is very bas she has normal body not hot or cute
33. amanda - January 20, 2009 8:31 PM
ya know, i never noticed how short her legs are before... the skirt/sneaker combo isn't helping any, but man, is she ever out of proportion!
34. Sport - January 20, 2009 8:39 PM
Damn she is such a nasty, worthless skank. The dude is better looking, and I'm a guy.
35. Mary Poppins - January 20, 2009 8:47 PM
Look at those huge man feet! I wonder if they will photoshop her feet smaller?
36. anna - January 20, 2009 9:01 PM
She has short and ugly legs.. and less hair then ever.. A tuna sandwich would look better
37. kate - January 20, 2009 9:11 PM
She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
38. timmy the dying boy - January 20, 2009 9:31 PM
I'm with you, Superficial Guy. I think you should saw your dick off too.
39. Just_As_it_IS - January 20, 2009 9:33 PM
I have to say she looks HOT.
That combination of mini skirt and sneakers is a big turn-on for me.
40. azalea - January 20, 2009 9:34 PM
What the hell is wrong with her knees?
41. Pikachelsea - January 20, 2009 9:37 PM
wtf is up with her legs? She looks like a disabled idiot. I am so tired of her "Oh look at me and my cute wittle legs turning inwards" pose. What a douche.
42. Dorian - January 20, 2009 10:21 PM
Come on folks, who better to model gear for a shoe & sportswear company than a (cough) woman (cough) with GIGANTIC FEET. I use the word woman lightly, she's a whore.
I'll say it again: Ugly skank has claw like hands, giant tallons for feet, beak like nose and a bird size brain. Need i say more. God has a sense of humor. Her herpes are just a just desert. Bitch earned her crotch misery. Shame on her for passing it around, but then again, she is shameless.
43. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 10:37 PM
I eat my gyro.
44. Cormac McCartney - January 20, 2009 10:46 PM
It Benjamins Button time. Please to not tell me what's happen. Gyro was delicness.
45. Pastor Rick Warren - January 20, 2009 10:47 PM
Dear God,
Ine night with this beautiful, sensual, delicious, rich love machine. And did I say rich? PLEASE God, I don't ask for much. You ignored my prayers for a weekend with Whitney Port. And Kim Kardashian. And Amy Winehouse. This one is really all I want, dear Lord.
Thank You!
46. Fati - January 20, 2009 10:50 PM
I wonder if I would've turned out to be a mindless whore, had I been born into a billionaire family and not have to lift a finger during the course of life. I like to think that not.
47. Gerald_Tarrant - January 20, 2009 10:53 PM
Damn, I'd be almost willing to risk the Herp and the dangers of seeing the wonk in person to bend this chick like laws are bent for celebrities (all the way over).
Almost. Even with the knees and the stumps and the flippers that she calls feet. I can't lie, the short hair isn't that bad to me. Hey, it's not my fault, this damn erection has lasted for more than 4 hours and I didn't call a doctor. I guess this is just an unfortunate side effect.
48. LondonBabe - January 20, 2009 10:54 PM
It's a special day for gods sake!
Where are all the Obama pictures?
49. Oral Granville Roberts - January 20, 2009 11:00 PM
Good riddance to George W Bush and Dick Cheney!
50. jambi - January 20, 2009 11:01 PM
the herpes jokes are getting old...think of something new, please?
51. LondonBabe - January 20, 2009 11:04 PM
--------- OBAMA ---------
History in the making!
I am proud and honoured to have witnessed such a great thing.
He has restored our faith in the USA as a great nation and sends positive vibes around the globe. Obama became President of the United States of America from the votes of people who are black, white, yellow and all the shades in between.
Ignore the haters and racists out there, kill their negativity with love and compassion.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/01/20/obamas-kick-night-inaugural-parties/
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/20/obama.inauguration/index.html
52. jlylec - January 20, 2009 11:09 PM
man i'd knock the DUST off that pussy
53. Democratic Fart - January 20, 2009 11:22 PM
I support Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp Obama.
54. adoe - January 20, 2009 11:29 PM
Her upper half is as long as her lower half...not a great look for a model
55. gerard Vandenberg - January 20, 2009 11:39 PM
This TRANS-SEXUAL cac hide her PENIS easy behind that skirt, folks!!
56. justine - January 20, 2009 11:55 PM
Those are some creepy ass knees ...man legs honestly ...so fucking gross! I dont think she looks hot here at all BLUCK
57. IWONKY - January 21, 2009 2:27 AM
Paris! Give that bitch Heather Mills back her freekin' leg!
58. fsdfdf - January 21, 2009 2:32 AM
GETTTTT OFFF MY FUCKKKINNNN BEACCCHHH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH. i love venice. damn u hilton slut. go to hawaii or some other place for braindead rich cunts like u, but leave venice alone.
59. Kaiser - January 21, 2009 5:23 AM
Man, she looks like as if she could easily be the new star in those freaking midget porns. But I would still do her. In all glory holes.
60. AmberDextrose - January 21, 2009 7:05 AM
Right, when the monkeys have finished flinging their poo...
This herpes thing: I'm not above (or below) dissing this self-satisfied wonk-eyed stick insect, but can we get straight about the herpes, pliz?
Several times now I've read stuff out of the ho's mouth saying "I've only slept with, like, two people in my entire life. I make them wait, like, a zillion dates before I even kiss them..."
Sounds to me like the bitch is frigid. No way I could snog someone without humping them. So, whence cameth the herp?
61. dgtrycvnv - January 21, 2009 7:29 AM
__________WEalthyMeetup.c0 M_________
-------- OBAMA ---------
History in the making!
I am proud and honoured to have witnessed such a great thing.
He has restored our faith in the USA as a great nation and sends positive vibes around the globe. Obama became President of the United States of America from the votes of people who are black, white, yellow and all the shades in between.
__________WEalthyMeetup.c0 M_________
62. catherein - January 21, 2009 7:31 AM
lovely post
63. Ian - January 21, 2009 7:45 AM
She looks pretty good to me.
64. Love Being Hetero - January 21, 2009 8:15 AM
This Superficial Guy, whilst very funny, is a flaming homosexual. If you don't find Paris Hilton attractive you're a full fledged fag.
Hetero has spoken!
65. Helen Back - January 21, 2009 8:24 AM
I think what you meant to write was "Urethral" if you were referring to the urethra, or "Ureteral" if you were referring to burning ureters. In either case, burning of these areas warrants a trip to the doctor, some antibiotics, and a lesson on safe sex.
66. RichPort's Ghost - January 21, 2009 9:10 AM
She will not age well.
#64, you need to get out more.
67. Maria - January 21, 2009 9:51 AM
Who Wants to See Pictures of an STD Infested BITCH!!!
WHORE, a disgrace to the HILTON NAME....GET HER OFF, TV, MAGAZINES< GOD PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!
68. Ted - January 21, 2009 9:52 AM
#64 - it's rude to speak whilst a cock is in your mouth.
69. Alex Baldwin - January 21, 2009 9:59 AM
I for one would do her.
70. Maria - January 21, 2009 10:14 AM
Hey Alex, Saying you would do Paris, just put a gun to your head instead....The girl is filled with tons of STDs......
71. Maria - January 21, 2009 10:20 AM
PARIS IS SLUT< WHORE< BITCH, SHOULD BE SENT TO A DESERTED ISLAND< SO SHE CAN'T INFEST ANYONE WITH HER DIRTY DISEASES!!!!!!
72. Jess - January 21, 2009 10:46 AM
I think she is very pretty here...she doesn't have those ratty looking extensions, orange fake-tan, or ridiculous push-up bra here. She looks nearly natural and her body is in great shape.
73. Lyndsay Cabildo - January 21, 2009 11:30 AM
I like the hairstyle though... :D
74. Hetero - January 21, 2009 11:39 AM
#66 - I need to get out more? You run RPG LIFE. LOL!!!!
I'm attracted to beautiful women, so I guess I will get out more and see some dem ugly bitches!
75. SATAN - January 21, 2009 12:55 PM
dinome.... nice
76. el ces - January 21, 2009 3:25 PM
Mmm, damn Paris. She fine.
77. Brooke - January 21, 2009 10:29 PM
Whoas, forget Paris, check out the guy behind her! Yummy!
78. gerard Vandenberg - January 22, 2009 12:21 AM
...........................I PREFER BLACK, folks!!
79. Katie - January 22, 2009 5:54 AM
paris IS my grandma at the gym.
p.s who is the hottie in pic 4? I wanna sit on his face and later lick his love handles. then make sensual model love with him on the beach!
80. natural? - January 24, 2009 1:40 PM
umm... 72....Jess?
Did you not notice her legs in pic 8?
How the hell is can you say she's not wearing fake tan?!
Paris Hilton will never look natural.
81. SIN - January 26, 2009 1:42 AM
And now , Paris Hilton, wearing what all of the disease ridden whores will be wearing next spring. Please notice the short, pleated skirt that is good for both a quick fuck and airing out your yeast infections and other various diseases. The material is machine washable and is manufactured with super strenght Scotch Guard. Good for removing the puss from sores and all of the dried seamen.
82. CURVES-R-BETTER - January 29, 2009 11:27 AM
NO BOOBS ...NO CURVES ...SHORT HAIR ..HMMMMMM...SEXY .........NOT !!!!!!!!
83. CURVES-R-BETTER - January 29, 2009 11:27 AM
NO BOOBS ...NO CURVES ...SHORT HAIR ..HMMMMMM...SEXY .........NOT !!!!!!!!
84. CURVES-R-BETTER - January 29, 2009 11:29 AM
PIC 9 AND TEN...OMG ...SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA....SHES OLD NEWS ...GO AWAY
85. CURVES-R-BETTER - January 29, 2009 11:29 AM
PIC 9 AND TEN...OMG ...SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA....SHES OLD NEWS ...GO AWAY
86. CURVES-R-BETTER - January 29, 2009 11:30 AM
PIC 9 AND TEN...OMG ...SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA....SHES OLD NEWS ...GO AWAY
87. Jess - January 31, 2009 9:37 PM
Who let that mole out of LA? None of the rest of the world wants to see her.
Disgusting.
88. Pippa - February 1, 2009 8:30 PM
She's looks so very plastic! but on the other hand she's got a great body and I'm loving her short hair.!
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