Jan 28 2009Paris Hilton makes getting drunk look classy. But not really.
Paris Hilton got plastered last night in London while she's in town promoting the British edition of My New BFF. She also made probably the most sensual face I've seen in my life. I'm actually contemplating a lifetime of itchiness over here.
In the meantime, I may have added some captions to a couple of these photos just like I've been secretly doing to previous posts, but who's to say? Hint hint nudge nudge.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. elias - January 28, 2009 5:04 PM
first!
2. sexysucks - January 28, 2009 5:05 PM
FEED THAT GIRL!!
3. McFeely Smackup - January 28, 2009 5:06 PM
Her knees make me hungry for chicken.
4. TOOL - January 28, 2009 5:08 PM
mmmm... chicken
5. rrriiiika - January 28, 2009 5:08 PM
eeew.
6. lovely - January 28, 2009 5:10 PM
I can't decide if I love or hate that dress. But more power to Paris she's rich, drunk, skinny, and does whatever she pleases, never having to have done anything in her life to get there. God bless America...
7. Grandpa - January 28, 2009 5:11 PM
IS THERE A MESSAGE STRAPPED AROUND ONE OF HER LEGS??
8. Grandpa - January 28, 2009 5:11 PM
IS THERE A MESSAGE STRAPPED AROUND ONE OF HER LEGS??
9. meee - January 28, 2009 5:14 PM
why is the anorexia phase from like 4 years ago coming back again? paris & lindsay had put on some weight finally now they've lost it again.
10. the big kahuna - January 28, 2009 5:15 PM
if her dress didn't have those black spots on the sides it would be adorable.
11. lou - January 28, 2009 5:16 PM
Does this stupid ass bitch think she is a model or what the fuck, I am so sick of seeing this slug and these dumb ass posses, I think they need to throw her ass back in jail, Then the bitch can do her bend over pose while Matilda is shoving a billy club up her ass
At least the Chihuahua is worth looking at
12. CaptainMorgan - January 28, 2009 5:21 PM
She looks like a total mongoloid in the first pic. Guess she 'relaxed' for a moment and revealed her true self...
13. tahnee - January 28, 2009 5:23 PM
her droopy eye is really distracting
14. Charlie Caligula - January 28, 2009 5:25 PM
Way to drop the ball with the captions.
15. Bob Loblaw - January 28, 2009 5:39 PM
Wow. Stick to... uh, NOT writing captions.
16. Vince Lombardi - January 28, 2009 5:39 PM
Those are to hide the pit stains.
17. Vince Lombardi - January 28, 2009 5:41 PM
And her slabs of calluses on her knees are.... well.... *you* know.
18. Not blind - January 28, 2009 5:44 PM
He did write captions, Rhodes Scholars. They're at the top.
19. Kelley - January 28, 2009 5:48 PM
Gawd, she has had so much plastic surgery on her nose that it's damned near down to the size of a knife blade, and it looks horrid ... all that money and zero brains ... vapid creature.
20. AJ - January 28, 2009 5:53 PM
so uhh...did anyone proof read this? the captions blow. not funny. at. all.
21. joanna - January 28, 2009 6:09 PM
Her LEGS, people, ewwwwwww!!!! just horrible. my god!!! she really looks like the Big Bird in that yellow dress. to make it even funnier, she's always acting as if she were a stunning beauty. the faces, the poses.... i mean c'mon!!! you'renot fooling anybody, just give it a rest already.
22. bebe - January 28, 2009 6:17 PM
Her wonky eye is looking scarier than ever. It seems to be shriveling up much quicker than I'd have hoped!
23. n - January 28, 2009 6:17 PM
i thought she got her nose fixed what is wrong with that thing? Maybe she should try labioplasty on that thing.
24. Jacgirl - January 28, 2009 6:20 PM
Is there a new writer? The captions have been of the fairly sucky variety lately....
25. Bob Loblaw - January 28, 2009 6:25 PM
> > He did write captions, Rhodes Scholars. They're at the top.
Yeah, we all saw them. They sucked.
26. speed racer - January 28, 2009 6:25 PM
why is she ripping the rear view mirror off that moto?
what a bitch...
27. justifiable - January 28, 2009 6:27 PM
"Sensual face"? Looks like she had her right eye fixed to match the wonky left one. No wonder she's down to bones, her eyes won't focus so she can find a sandwich.
28. el ces - January 28, 2009 6:28 PM
That last shot, of her legs, is mean.
They're nice legs, but the timing is cruel.
29. addled - January 28, 2009 6:52 PM
her feet are ginormous!
30. SB - January 28, 2009 6:55 PM
looks good, i think.
31. dude - January 28, 2009 7:01 PM
the fish is schooling us on comments! Be sure to read the one under the pics of her nasty legs and feet. ROFL
32. Whook Aires - January 28, 2009 7:19 PM
The bee's knees.
33. t9 - January 28, 2009 7:33 PM
2nd Picture Caption Lol
34. Sara - January 28, 2009 7:41 PM
Look! It's the Paris Hilton bobblehead!
35. Sara - January 28, 2009 7:41 PM
Look! It's the Paris Hilton bobblehead!
36. Sara - January 28, 2009 7:42 PM
Look! It's the Paris Hilton bobblehead!
37. AbsolutNico - January 28, 2009 7:45 PM
hahahahahahha
38. AbsolutNico - January 28, 2009 7:46 PM
hahahahahahha
39. xX - January 28, 2009 7:58 PM
leave the captions to the commenters.
40. benjaminbutton55 - January 28, 2009 8:13 PM
she's F*ckable!!!
I like to meet and date hot tall model girs on ===Tallmatching.com=== they are not just sensual but sincere!!!
41. spinal - January 28, 2009 9:03 PM
cocaine...it's a helluva drug!
42. timmy the dying boy - January 28, 2009 10:07 PM
Chicken legs!
43. gerard Vandenberg - January 28, 2009 10:17 PM
SKELETGIRL SCARES ME HERE!!
44. Brooke - January 28, 2009 10:27 PM
Wait, her boobs vanished again. I'm confused, it's like four years ago when trying to figure out Britney Spears's vanishing/reappearing cup size.
45. Diane - January 28, 2009 11:09 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/paris_hilton_gets_drunk_all_ov.php?bfm_index=9 WTF is wrong with her eyes??? One is 3 times the size of the other. Her face looks like a cartoon.
46. calypso - January 28, 2009 11:58 PM
Is that a spatula being used to open the car door? What to the MF hell is that?
47. hedgehog - January 29, 2009 1:01 AM
Hmmm, those little red lights over her crotch in pics 7 and 12 must be a warning light to stay away, or a reflection off a sequin .... I'm going with warning light
48. GG1000 - January 29, 2009 1:27 AM
Did she get jealous of all the attention Lohan was getting and decided to try anorexia, too?
49. GG1000 - January 29, 2009 1:27 AM
Did she get jealous of all the attention Lohan was getting and decided to try anorexia, too?
50. Eww GROSS - January 29, 2009 3:43 AM
She definitely looks like the poster girl for AIDS.
She'll do anything to get attention..or be in front of the camera..SAD.
51. shirleytemple - January 29, 2009 4:53 AM
I hate the bitch, but her hair looks fabulous.
52. Ummm...yeah... - January 29, 2009 5:35 AM
What a skank...She needs to fucking eat something besides cocks.
53. Skank Patrol - January 29, 2009 7:19 AM
Ignore her and she'll go away.
54. Neutrogena - January 29, 2009 7:22 AM
She really should take better care of those knees; they're all she's got going for her.
55. mamamiasweetpeaches - January 29, 2009 9:00 AM
The HEAD is freakin' HUGE! I was gonan make a Booblehead Joke but somebody beat me to it.
She should never wear yellow. As it is she always looks like Tweety Bird to me...and wearing yellow just makes that come shining through.
And before you go saying "Awww...Tweety is cute, lets REALLLLLY look at tweety bird, right? HUGE HEAD, beak like nose, widdle body, HUGE feet.
56. michelle - January 29, 2009 9:06 AM
her head looks HUGE!
57. I-Love-The-Super-Writer - January 29, 2009 9:38 AM
Lol Im still rolling with laughter on the "Paris Hilton got plastered last night in LondonShe also made probably the most sensual face I've seen in my life."
hahahaah....that expression on her face is Priceless.!
58. mink - January 29, 2009 10:02 AM
I really like the dress, she looks pretty aside from the knees
59. AmberDextrose - January 29, 2009 10:28 AM
The sensual face is still on. She was on daytime tv here in Blighty today. I only caught a fraction, but she was pouting into the camera like it was a mirror - I felt I'd interrupted a very private moment of self-love.
But I expect she pecks real mirrors and twitters into them.
60. jt - January 29, 2009 12:15 PM
she's hot and skanky at the same time. how is that?
61. ann - January 29, 2009 1:31 PM
Almost 30 and out promoting a show that only teens watch. How old will paris be when she grows up? Funny how she doesn't seem to have any friends. To bad money can't buy brain-dead any brains or talent.
62. redsonja1313 - January 29, 2009 6:25 PM
another blonde in an unfortunate wardrobe choice !! But I think I would rather look at Jessicas linebacker shoulders then Paris' knobby knees
63. Sabb - January 30, 2009 5:49 AM
Well, let her be how she is. stop caring and then she might disappear
64. assmaster - January 30, 2009 8:36 AM
Looks more like she's on ketamine than drunk... She's holding on for dear life to anything she can
65. namakemono - January 30, 2009 10:12 AM
Look at them creeps around her!
66. OMG! - February 2, 2009 6:39 PM
One Word: FUGLY!!
67. r4 dsi - January 9, 2010 9:12 AM
She looks like a doll when she is drunk. She is really a good person but every time by doing worthless stuffs she is always in news . Please don't spoil your image Paris.