Jan 18 2009Paris Hilton does Sundance
These are shots of Paris Hilton at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah over the weekend. Because when I work my ass off trying to get a movie made, nothing makes me feel better than the undeserved celebrity of a billionaire's daughter. But, no, seriously, how does Paris Hilton walk around and not get impaled with a ski pole? If that doesn't prove God doesn't exist, I don't know what does.*
*Not counting science, The Hills and that time the kid at Taco Bell forgot my mild sauce.

Reader Comments
1. Frist - January 18, 2009 9:04 PM
Frist!
2. me - January 18, 2009 9:09 PM
Anyone posting after me fucks Paris Hilton without a condom
3. Jen - January 18, 2009 9:19 PM
She's hiding her hair.
4. Anexio - January 18, 2009 9:20 PM
She looks like she's representing the Lollypop Guild.
5. Spagett! - January 18, 2009 9:30 PM
haha that taco bell comment was pretty funny fish, and "me" is such a fucking fag and i hope he dies
6. Dr McNasty - January 18, 2009 9:31 PM
She looks like she could be preggo in pics 1 and 9. Damn it, I knew I should have double-bagged it...
7. Spagett! - January 18, 2009 9:32 PM
and the caption "paris does sundance" writes itself
8. Fraulein - January 18, 2009 9:39 PM
Awww, her little kitty mittens and hat are so cute!!!
9. vomit inspiring - January 18, 2009 9:49 PM
Poor Sundance! Man she'll do anything, now that skank s gone and got her herpes super std's all over the film festival. This may be the last Sundance film festival, her std's are lethal. Unless some beautiful innocent virginal females attend the festival and cancel out her uber std the festival will be no more.
10. Casper - January 18, 2009 9:50 PM
dfhrfth
11. Casper - January 18, 2009 9:50 PM
dfhrfth
12. adhgsh - January 18, 2009 10:05 PM
what a joke! someone just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club w w w.s u g a r b a b y d a t e . c o m.. you know it is a singles finding new love site.. so she is said to seek her true love there! lol ...
13. Jimbo - January 18, 2009 10:09 PM
Boring story. So, anyway, what y'all doing on N igger's Eve?
14. M. - January 18, 2009 10:17 PM
#3 yeah, she didn't like her new hair it seems. She will probably have her long hair back soon.
15. Jerko - January 18, 2009 10:34 PM
#5 you are hard on yourself. seek some help
16. boo - January 18, 2009 10:36 PM
My Gawd, she wears some ugly ass clothes.
17. Balack Obama - January 18, 2009 11:27 PM
That has to be some sweet pussy.
18. Spagett! - January 18, 2009 11:28 PM
#15 no im talking about "me" as in #2, idiot
that guy is a douche and his comments are hella lame
19. aboutdate - January 18, 2009 11:29 PM
New Paris Hilton picture!
20. aboutdate - January 18, 2009 11:31 PM
New Paris Hilton Picture
21. Conky - January 18, 2009 11:54 PM
She trying to sell "Hotty or Notty 2"?
Don't worry Utah, it was just a layover for the Herpes Queen on her way to the coronation of the Zero-bama.
Thanks
22. gerard Vandenberg - January 19, 2009 12:10 AM
JJJJJJJESUS CHRIIIIST!!
Compare the size of her head to the rest of the body, folks.
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!
..................a new mongol is born!!
23. 1moreidiotintheworld - January 19, 2009 12:34 AM
Every fucking time I see that stupid shit-eating smirk on that bitch's face I just want to blow it out the back of her empty skull with a sledgehammer..... The thought of a gaping bloody hole where her face used to be is soothing.....
24. sapphire eyes - January 19, 2009 12:34 AM
All the frigging money in the world, and this bitch has lopsided boobs, lousy taste, horrendous clothes and no real friends. She's not that pretty, and she looks more like 37 than 27. Sure, she has the best body that liposuction can buy, but between the drugs and the cesspool of STD's she'll never see 50.
No taste, no talent, no job, and no presentable reputation. Wasn't she going to dedicate her newly-found "humanity" to doing something to help the less fortunate? I guess that "goal" lasted as long as her time in a cell.
" My herpes are my only friends..." (sniff, whah whah whah)
Thank you God for my average life, beautiful kids, generous, hard-working loyal husband and friends and family near and far, my good, secure job in this uncertain world, and all of the many blessings I have that I do not take the time to appreciate until I see this sad, useless. lonely piece of trash.
25. Ummm...yeah... - January 19, 2009 12:56 AM
Why the fuck are you always posting about this useless bitch?
Fucking Fish, I wish you were dead, and that useless waste of skin too.
26. ... - January 19, 2009 1:06 AM
Transsexual.
27. nowayjose - January 19, 2009 2:05 AM
What hasnt paris hilton done...or should I say who?
28. 420 - January 19, 2009 3:33 AM
She looks like a dude! Her jaw could fight the Hulk and win.
29. sisce - January 19, 2009 4:27 AM
Her hot pics were just found at
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30. oulmate - January 19, 2009 4:29 AM
Her hot pics were just found at
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31. Aanjo - January 19, 2009 6:52 AM
Oh no... she looks cute here for some reason :(
32. Aja - January 19, 2009 9:29 AM
@22 Sapphire. Nobody cares about your boring life. I bet when you're out, hubby jerks off to Paris's videos. She's no great beauty but I'm sure she's sexier and prettier than you bitch. You're fat, frumpy and irrelevant. NEXT.
33. Scott Klose - January 19, 2009 9:29 AM
Okay sin sister just triggered defcom 5.
34. Aja - January 19, 2009 9:30 AM
Excuse me, I meant #24. Why don't you squeeze out another one of your shits so your vag can be even looser?
35. al - January 19, 2009 10:13 AM
"Paris Hilton does Sundance. Sundance reports that it burns when they pee. "
better.
36. Ronaldo - January 19, 2009 11:07 AM
Best message board ever.
37. Jammy - January 19, 2009 11:28 AM
*puke*
38. Harry - January 19, 2009 1:31 PM
Sundance FF jumped the shark years ago. This is further proof.
39. paris is pathetic - January 19, 2009 2:56 PM
She is so pathetic she will do anything for attention. It's hard when you have no talent!
40. ann - January 19, 2009 2:57 PM
Almost 30 and still a piece of trash!
41. agentgirl - January 19, 2009 3:04 PM
Looks like she's been shopping for herself at the Baby GAP
42. friendlyfires - January 19, 2009 3:06 PM
one day - paris hilton is going to be - governor of Alaska - pray people - when she declares war on Yukon
43. Lindsey - January 19, 2009 4:27 PM
I am suprised Robert Redford let her in
44. Lindsey - January 19, 2009 4:27 PM
I am suprised Robert Redford let her in
45. NY Ted - January 19, 2009 4:45 PM
Just another day in the make believe world of Paris Hilton...no job...no purpose...no fucking clue in life but to be seen and get fucked.
Pathetic!
46. Insatiable Peter - January 19, 2009 5:19 PM
Would you rather us be the happenstance of a mere concoction of gravity, gas and rock? The last time I fused all that shit together, I didn't get a caustic, mildly amusing celebrity antagonist. Was something smelly, but not the other.
47. gginpc - January 19, 2009 6:11 PM
I don't think the comments about her not liking her hair are relevant. I live in Park City, I'm here now for the festival, and it's cold, which explains why most people on the streets are wearing hats... This is a ski resort, not L.A.
48. Joe Mahma - January 19, 2009 8:16 PM
WONK!
49. hoteles baratos en paris - January 20, 2009 8:54 AM
She looks she-male.
50. Brianna - January 20, 2009 1:42 PM
She hangs out with that Brittany girl quite a bit.
51. gigi - January 20, 2009 2:05 PM
you guys can hate all you want - Paris is still adorable & she's having fun -- and you know you'd love her life! hahaaa! btw, love the kitten & bunny accessories! [also see that that bff show winner chickie is still hanging in there lol [duplicate?]