Jan 20 2009Nick Hogan continues to bring shame to his family (If that's even possible.)
Here's Nick Hogan at Sundance personifying the term "assclown." This kid definitely had some shit happen to him in prison. Otherwise, I don't know how to explain his obvious crush on Eminem that somehow still landed him a girl. No, no, keep listening to your iPod, Nick. Your outfit's totally sealing the deal here. Read: You're getting your wallet stolen, Elton John's bleached love child.
Photos: Fame
Reader Comments
1. veggi - January 20, 2009 8:33 AM
Weird. It's almost like he's missing some part of his brain.
2. michelle - January 20, 2009 8:35 AM
um, wtf is he supposed to be? he looks like a court jester minus the hat with bells at the tip. =/
3. Joelle - January 20, 2009 8:37 AM
Jail clearly messed him up... But what's her excuse?
4. Joelle - January 20, 2009 8:39 AM
Jail clearly messed him up.... but what's her excuse?
5. gerard Vandenberg - January 20, 2009 8:41 AM
YEP FOLKS, there is indeed a way to DEMOLISH this person mentally.
..............................call me for advice!!
6. promey - January 20, 2009 8:49 AM
I thought Jamie Kennedy was going as a clown to sundown
7. promey - January 20, 2009 8:49 AM
I thought Jamie Kennedy was going as a clown to sundance
8. billabong021 - January 20, 2009 8:52 AM
My girlfriend would bust my balls if I listened to my ipod while I was with her..
9. JMack - January 20, 2009 9:19 AM
What a douchebag.
10. JMack - January 20, 2009 9:19 AM
What a douchebag.
11. JMack - January 20, 2009 9:19 AM
What a douchebag.
12. hollywood_hillbilly - January 20, 2009 9:19 AM
@8 The ipod should be the least of her concerns if you left the house looking like this. It would help distract from everyone laughing at you though.
13. haybeav - January 20, 2009 9:25 AM
Is that the deaf chick from Weeds?!?!?!
14. Timmy - January 20, 2009 9:27 AM
This wigger screams cascading levels of douche...and tuning out your company on your IPOD...I have no words.
15. Timmy - January 20, 2009 9:27 AM
This wigger screams cascading levels of douche...and tuning out your company on your IPOD...I have no words.
16. Deacon Jones - January 20, 2009 9:28 AM
i smellllll BACON!!
17. ToTellTheTruth - January 20, 2009 9:40 AM
He got fucked in the ass by a big black guy named Leroy....now he thinks he's a "brother"...
18. JJ Daddy-O - January 20, 2009 9:47 AM
Notice how his girlfriend looks kind of like his sister? Kind of creepy...
19. nick's old cell mates - January 20, 2009 9:59 AM
this chick must be so desperate it's sad. As you can clearly see, he has zero interest in her at all. He's checking his ipod for the latest vids from here at cell block 4. We're waiting for the return of our 'little buttercup'. Tell him LaRon says what's up, dawg!
20. b - January 20, 2009 10:04 AM
I guess this what happens after you get Fucked by some nigger dicks in prison.
21. the Commish - January 20, 2009 10:07 AM
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when the farmer had big time dreams of leaving his family's farm and becoming an international super star in the field of rap. He was spitting hot fire until the aliens showed up and ruined his cornfield. His buds from the 'hood all rolled up but somebody's shoes got scuffed and they weren't having any of that. Everybody busted a cap up in each other and the president made sure to send flowers to all their bitches & ho's.
The aliens were cool with this newfound way of solving issues and partied all day with the farmers & rappers.
22. Turd Ferguson - January 20, 2009 10:15 AM
If I were Hulk, I would beat the shit out of this moron.
Why do people feel the need to wear clown clothes in public without performing?
23. Mike - January 20, 2009 10:16 AM
This wigger is doing the same thing as the rest of us, waiting on his check from Obama, so leave him the fuck alone.
24. dragon43078 - January 20, 2009 10:44 AM
Thats not Nick hogan....Its Ali G!!!
25. Dee - January 20, 2009 10:45 AM
Jesus, you think after turning his 'friend' into a vegetable this asshole would keep a low profile. What a disgrace to humans.
26. Newcastle - January 20, 2009 10:54 AM
As if this guy needs anymore attention. What a fucking toolbag.
27. Ian - January 20, 2009 11:18 AM
Is he auditioning for Malibu’s Most Wanted 2?
28. T-Dawg 30 - January 20, 2009 11:21 AM
Fuck, he's the real life manifestation of Bud Bundy's Grandmaster B.
If only these photos could be sent back to 1990; Vanilla Ice would be somewhat vindicated today. Maybe.
29. T-Dawg30 - January 20, 2009 11:39 AM
Fuck, He's the real life manifestation of Bud Bundy's Grandmaster B.
If only these photos could be sent back to 1990; Vanilla Ice would be somewhat vindicated today. Maybe.
30. T-Dawg30 - January 20, 2009 11:43 AM
Also, It looks like somebody decided to show off their Christmas presents.
Jealous?
31. Mo - January 20, 2009 11:49 AM
People wouldnt bat an eye to a black person dressing like this, but come on Nic your white you are supposed to know better. Idiot.
32. freeside - January 20, 2009 12:01 PM
assclown
33. Kaiser - January 20, 2009 12:19 PM
Dear Nick,
what's your problem? Insulting every professional clown out there by dressing like this for free? Is it beacause you only had dicks for dinner in prison?
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35. Cali love - January 20, 2009 12:40 PM
If any of you had any idea about the clothing industry you would understand what exactly he is wearing. Yes it is total
"THUG" style but the jacket is a technine ( http://technine.com/ Which the TN logo stands for). Technine is a snowboard based company out of Colorado that appeals to the young white kid that is into the baggy fitting garments on and off the mountain. And since he is in utah i am sure there is tons of snowboard apparel like technine .
everyone should stop hating so hard and let him be.
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36. Birdman - January 20, 2009 1:12 PM
I didnt know Tanya Harding was able to go out of the house these days...
37. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN - January 20, 2009 1:35 PM
SHE'S WITH HIM FOR THE MONEY DUH ITS SOOOOO OBVIOUS. SUCKS TO BE CELEB CUZ NO ONE LIKES WHO YOU REALLY ARE JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY AND A LITTLE TAIL IF YOURE HOT BUT TRUST ME I BET EVEN BRAD PITT IS BORED WITH ANGELINA JOLIE JUST LIKE HE GOT BORED WITH JENNIFER ANISTON. MIRANDA KERR, KATY PERRY, JESSICA ALBA.... THEY ALL CAN GET BORING. ONCE YOUVE SEEN A GIRL NAKED ENOUGH TIMES THE MYSTERY IS GONE AND ITS HARD TO GET OFF AS EASILY WITH THEM ANYMORE
38. Bo Babbyo - January 20, 2009 1:36 PM
What kind of dickhole listens to his iPod while holding hands with -- well -- I'm ASSUMING that's his girlfriend. Same goes for those constant cellphone-talkers.
39. G Taylor - January 20, 2009 1:41 PM
There's nothing so funny as a rich White boy trying to dress "ghetto" because they always fuck it up!
Look at this clown! Either his mirror's broken, or he just has no idea.
I know, he's clueless, right?
40. BM - January 20, 2009 2:55 PM
Did he get a nose job?
41. BM - January 20, 2009 2:59 PM
YES I THINK HE DID GET A NOSEJOB! I looked through his older pics from this site!
42. Jill - January 20, 2009 4:12 PM
That girl looks like my uncle Gary.
Nick must miss his jail love buddies.
43. Stenzo - January 20, 2009 4:35 PM
I just threw up and it looked better than this picture
44. me - January 20, 2009 5:24 PM
Anyone posting after me sucks on Hulk Hogan's penis and gets muscular from the steroids
45. wiitastic - January 20, 2009 5:24 PM
that bitch got her boots at Payless. clearly he can't do any better than the trailer park.
46. Punk Hogan - January 20, 2009 5:47 PM
Nick "the Eunoch" Hogan will never be a real man, but no one expects a fairy to man up anyway.
So, let's see, he's the pup of a famous wrestler, turned a guy into a vegetable and took numerous cocks up his ass. That's what he's famous for.
Punk Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan.
Someone kill him already.
47. me - January 20, 2009 5:50 PM
Nevermind my post # 44, I'm just obsessed with little fairy weenie like the inchworm Nick fucks me with.
48. Joeness - January 20, 2009 8:31 PM
Payless wow she's a high class girl....who is this girl???
49. Joeness - January 20, 2009 8:33 PM
Payless wow she's a high class girl....who is this girl???
50. Missy Wu - January 20, 2009 10:58 PM
He looks like Elvis in his last days with those glasses on and that heavy look to him.
51. Nick Hogan is shitstain - January 21, 2009 12:14 AM
Short dumpy legs with M.C. Hammer pants! He looks RETARDED!
What a shitstain MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
52. LIMERICK_MAN_LOVES_YOU - January 21, 2009 12:22 AM
Nick Hogan
There once lived a Hogan most heinous
Who crippled his friend and inflamed us
Spent time in the pen
With a lot of close friends
And now needs to drawstring his anus
53. Sushi - January 21, 2009 2:21 AM
He SHOULD be in prison for LIFE! Just for wearing that shit he should get 5 years!
54. Maria - January 21, 2009 12:13 PM
HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL
55. Maria - January 21, 2009 12:13 PM
HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL
56. Maria - January 21, 2009 12:13 PM
HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL
57. Maria - January 21, 2009 12:13 PM
HE LOOKS SO GAY>>>>>>THINKS HE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!! LOL
58. Your Mom - January 21, 2009 2:41 PM
WIGGER !!!! WIGGER !!!! WIGGER !!!! WIGGER !!!!
Nothing makes me sicker than a goddamn wigger!
59. M.C. Hammer - January 21, 2009 11:33 PM
I want my pants back you lil cracker ass punk!!!
60. T-Mon - January 22, 2009 3:07 PM
What a fuckhead. Listening to you're lame-ass IPod when you're with your girl... damn.
Girl, kick him some taste for clothing in his head en throw his ipod out the window. Clearly he needs a mother more than a girlfriend
61. Sarah - January 26, 2009 6:10 PM
HEY PUNKS
I HATE ALL THE COMMENTS. HOLY SHIT
NICK HOGAN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE thesuperficial.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICK HOGAN IS = HOTTEST!!!!!!!!!!
HIS BODY IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT
HIS FACE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HES AMAZING AND TALENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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62. J. Jonah Hexas Texas - February 1, 2009 2:52 PM
Worthless, talentless, petulant, spoiled, moronic, boring ass clown. Aspiring to new heights of douchebaggery and cheesedickery. Fucking loser through and through. When the HELL is the media going to start ignoring the D and E list crowd? Sundance has been nothing but full of losers like that. Where's the George Clooneys of the world? Oh yeah, they're too busy getting laid on their yachts and don't need to walk up and down the street repeatedly to get a little attention. Because they're already made and know it. The paparazzi clowns are so far beneath the true stars of Hollywood, it's not even funny.
63. kayla - February 7, 2009 8:25 PM
Nick is sooooo hot fuck what you people say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
64. j hill - February 8, 2009 5:42 PM
i'm just a knobody from england who repairs cars earning $450 a week and i look better dressed than nick!
65. j hill - February 8, 2009 5:44 PM
i would look hot if i had millions.nick is living every mans dream.i hope hes gratefull to his dad?
66. Troy - July 24, 2009 3:26 PM
nick is a supercharged faggot not worth a dime nor is his family they are selfish trash including his fat momma and sister and has been father
67. kayla is nick in disguise - July 24, 2009 3:29 PM
BECAUSE NOBODY THINKS NICK IS HOT........HES SHIT AND BUTT FUCKING UGLY!