Mischa Barton posted some bikini pics on her website from the beaches of Goa. And, seriously, kudos to Mischa for not entirely airbrushing out the cellulite. Most celebs would've covered that shit right up. Including myself who'd probably pay George Lucas to CGI my leg into an X-Wing fighter. Ladies?
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Reader Comments
1. Matt - January 7, 2009 4:20 PM
Not as bad as before..
2. kent - January 7, 2009 4:20 PM
Cottage Cheese anyone?
3. lmao - January 7, 2009 4:20 PM
pffffffffffffffffft
sorry, i just farted
4. Pip - January 7, 2009 4:21 PM
Cellulite? That isn't even cellulite, it's just natural skin toning. So many celebreties are air-brushed to look ENTIRELY smooth that people even forget what natural light does to someones skin. Definately not cellulite, worrying that you should think so.
5. monkey - January 7, 2009 4:22 PM
She could not be more boring. But at least you can't see her ugly stick straight legs from this angle.
6. pottypottyheadhead - January 7, 2009 4:22 PM
4:20 woooo!!! oh, damnit..
7. Samantha - January 7, 2009 4:24 PM
Who's Mischa Barton again?
8. Greasy Weezel - January 7, 2009 4:27 PM
Hot
9. carol - January 7, 2009 4:31 PM
her body is great
10. carol - January 7, 2009 4:31 PM
her body is great
11. Trina - January 7, 2009 4:32 PM
Her body is fine, but her hair looks like shit!
12. Sportsdvl - January 7, 2009 4:34 PM
Ugly, no talent. Looks like a nasty hippie. Why does anyone care about this dumb chick?
13. bikini - January 7, 2009 4:34 PM
Eh, I'd still hike the trail between those two mountains until I reached Nut Butter lake.
14. A - January 7, 2009 4:38 PM
Cant stand her, but I still dont see any cellulite.
15. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 7, 2009 4:44 PM
Yeah ive seen the photos of her flabby ass, but id still beat it like a cop(rodney king style)shes still attractive
16. hollywood_hillbilly - January 7, 2009 4:47 PM
She looks good here.
17. santos - January 7, 2009 4:53 PM
i thought she died at the end of season 3...
18. Guest - January 7, 2009 4:54 PM
this girl is so sexy. . . I'm not a lesbian,
but if i were, I would date her.
She's so beautiful!!!!
(even if her ass is slightly bigger than usual)
Gorgeous!
19. Guest - January 7, 2009 4:54 PM
this girl is so sexy. . . I'm not a lesbian,
but if i were, I would date her.
She's so beautiful!!!!
(even if her ass is slightly bigger than usual)
Gorgeous!
20. shifty - January 7, 2009 4:55 PM
I still don't see why so many people think she's hot.
21. Bill Clinton - January 7, 2009 5:16 PM
Nothing special
22. hi - January 7, 2009 5:18 PM
wow she looks really good for her, way better than a year ago
23. Turd Ferguson - January 7, 2009 5:19 PM
I went to Goa and spent 20 straight hours pissing out my ass.
FUCK INDIA!
24. Juno - January 7, 2009 5:25 PM
X-wing? Dude, Y-wings are where it's at. Gotta love the ion cannons.
25. Parker - January 7, 2009 5:28 PM
Well I want to Goa and spend 20 hours fucking Misha in her ass. Maybe the end result would be the same for her but I'd enjoy myself.
26. Hair of Samson - January 7, 2009 5:39 PM
Her first movie role was as a ghost, and every time i see her I feel like I'm looking at one.
If I had a wife I could imagine her coming into the room and saying "Why are you looking at a picture of an empty beach?" and I'd say "It's Mischa Barton in a bikini." And she'd say, "I hate to break it to you, but there is no one in that picture, and Mischa Barton died in the Civil War. She was your great-great-great-great-great grandmother." She is spooky as hale.
27. Dr McNasty - January 7, 2009 5:39 PM
She's fine until she opens her mouth. Unless she's opening her mouth to put something in it, i.e. my cock. Or my balls.
28. Ummm...yeah... - January 7, 2009 5:54 PM
Who the fuck is she? Why do we give a fuck?Fish, fuckin die already! Dam!
29. Tera Patrick - January 7, 2009 6:01 PM
Less than average face, no ass, no tits, no shape whatsoever. Looks like she smells like pachouli and body odor.
DO NOT WANT.
30. head band - January 7, 2009 6:26 PM
What's up with the stupid headbands? When is she gonna stop wearing those? I mean c'mon i'm sure she wears that shit when she's about to go swimming, celebrities are sooooo fake...... ( wait i guess shes not a real celebrity, whatever the hell she is, fake!)
31. authorego - January 7, 2009 6:36 PM
Ya reckon the ends of her hair are so raggedy from getting tangled up in Cisco's ginormous tea-bag? He could have slew Goliath with that sac.
32. PettyPape - January 7, 2009 6:47 PM
#31- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
33. Stupid, unfunny comment by #31 - January 7, 2009 7:53 PM
Ginormous is such a stupid word. (Who even says that anymore?) Especially used with "tea-bag". And it's slain, not slew, when used with "could have". Doh.
34. Douchey,assholish comment by #33 - January 7, 2009 8:12 PM
Get the hell off your mom's PC,and go the hell to work.Who the hell's gonna spray paint the charcoal broiler lines on the patties down at BK if you don't take your lazy ass to work?
35. Debbie31 - January 7, 2009 8:29 PM
I don't care how famous or how thin this girl is.........she has never seen the inside of a gym in her life, totally disgusting.
36. Debbie31 - January 7, 2009 8:29 PM
I don't care how famous or how thin this girl is.........she has never seen the inside of a gym in her life, totally disgusting.
37. iAreMe - January 7, 2009 8:44 PM
#26 hilarious, LMAO!!!
38. timmy the dying boy - January 7, 2009 9:19 PM
Don't leave her site without reading the hilariously idiotic comments that have been posted. Here's a sample:
Beautiful,Amazing Mischa seriously u look like u r enjoying ur self pretty much lately so, hope ur having fun!
PS u r so lucky the weather is good there!
39. Mr. Knievel - January 7, 2009 9:39 PM
You're all gay. That Mischa is so hot right now if I touched her I might burn my finger. She may be skinny but those hips are so rockin'. I would smash her into next week.
40. Ripper - January 7, 2009 10:01 PM
Jenny Gump
41. muhnamuhna doodoodadoodoo - January 7, 2009 11:37 PM
she looks fabulous; never seen her act, but she looks fabulous.
42. #39 is a known fag - January 8, 2009 12:04 AM
nothing screams gay like saying "..... Mischa is so hot right now if I touched her I might burn my finger....."
43. gerard Vandenberg - January 8, 2009 12:13 AM
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DESPERATE, folks!!
44. Beastman AIDS - January 8, 2009 6:50 AM
just masterbated.
45. Beastman AIDS - January 8, 2009 6:58 AM
still can't spell ma-sta-bait-ed
46. RichPort's Ghost - January 8, 2009 8:58 AM
Great... my cock grew arms, grabbed a knife off of the kitchen table and tried to cut itself off and run away. No worries though... I beat it until it threw up... that'll learn 'em.
47. #42 is obviosuly not a Will Ferrell fan - January 8, 2009 9:19 AM
who's got no sense of humor and has never seen Zoolander. But whatever.
48. carrot in my snatch - January 8, 2009 9:26 AM
This girl pisses me off for some reason. Even seeing pictures of her makes me wanna scream SHUT UP woman, clearly she's not even talking (because it's a photo, a lame one too), but I can hear that annoying voice just looking at her. and ugh I hate those head band things all those celebrity hippie wannabees are wearing. Sorry to break it to you, but when you live in a mansion the size of a hotel you can't really be a hippy, it doesn't matter how much pot you smoke.
This girl is SO incapable of tone and muscle it's just sad, typical skinny fattie just like gwenyth paltrow. It's just kind of repulsive when someone can't grow muscle, it's like "um you weren't meant to survive", but thanks to modern medicine and technology you did, yay lucky us, you'll be really usefull in this world what with being able to ... uh what can you do again? Clearly standing straight alone is to much exersion for your flacid muscleless body so I am really drawing a blank on your skills and abilities, except looking like a supreme shedouce, you've got that down.
49. carrot in my snatch - January 8, 2009 9:29 AM
correctione: shedouche
50. pappy - January 8, 2009 9:32 AM
i want to give her a back massage
51. no - January 8, 2009 9:40 AM
eww pappy, NO!
52. mamamiasweepeaches - January 8, 2009 11:24 AM
No one else is gonna sya it? Fine. I will : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON HER HEAD?????
53. mamamiasweepeaches - January 8, 2009 11:24 AM
No one else is gonna say it? Fine. I will : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON HER HEAD?????
54. Ted Mosby - January 8, 2009 12:00 PM
I'm munch on that.
55. MassGrrl - January 8, 2009 1:03 PM
She's always been skinny fat.
56. Julie Ann - January 8, 2009 1:29 PM
Yet another one I just don't get...I don't understand why she's "famous" and I don't understand why people think she's "hot".
Let's be honest...if you were walking down the street and you saw her coming...you wouldn't look twice...maybe an initial glance, but you wouldn't go running after her or anything.
Just..ewwww.
57. Mr. Stratford - January 8, 2009 6:24 PM
56. I agree. She's not quite Julia-Roberts-ugly but she's ugly.
58. Fudgie - January 9, 2009 10:52 AM
I'm so sick of seeing those head-things.
59. Pinbacker - January 9, 2009 12:34 PM
I'd doink her. She looks great here. nuff said
60. MilfJungle - January 14, 2009 1:43 PM
I dig the hippie chick vibe.
61. fg - February 24, 2009 8:56 AM
I've seen maybe a half a dozen legit comments and around 55 complete braindead retard comments , "such as" debbie31 she needs to call 911 and have them winch the twinkie out of her face so she can actually see the picture she's a total fatass .The rest of braindead jealous retarded assholes making the comments all sound like "Alcoholics , Drug addicts , inbred cretins" .
Mischa Barton is very nice looking in this picture very beautiful woman .