Jan 27 2009Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick
Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to The Bible.
NOTE: Top pic links to enlarged version which is LSFW - if your boss is Superman.
Reader Comments
1. Jim - January 27, 2009 9:03 AM
Someone gets this stick some leaves.
2. Jim - January 27, 2009 9:04 AM
WTF, I am first for onces... biatches!!
3. authorego - January 27, 2009 9:07 AM
Mischa can not wrap her mind around the fact that she only got 15 minutes of fame. She is fighting a losing battle to change destiny.
4. anonymous - January 27, 2009 9:09 AM
she's certainly high off something in the last couple of pictures.
look at her pupils. they're dilated to the maxxxx versus the 1st couple at the show.
idiot.
5. anonymous - January 27, 2009 9:09 AM
she's certainly high off something in the last couple of pictures.
look at her pupils. they're dilated to the maxxxx versus the 1st couple at the show.
idiot.
6. Mr. Tongue - January 27, 2009 9:10 AM
That's "making out?" That peck on the lips?
7. wtf - January 27, 2009 9:16 AM
did she lose a lot of weight recently? Her body looks kinda different, but mostly I see it in her face. She kinda looks like an alien in her face now...it's weird.
8. Mike - January 27, 2009 9:18 AM
That definitely looks like a nipple on her lesbo friend that she was "kissing" in the 11th pic. She has a see-through shirt, but it looks like her nipples are way too high..
9. Hotti-from-Johannesburg - January 27, 2009 9:22 AM
hey where has she been?
10. Narcissist - January 27, 2009 9:33 AM
I think all these people could use some wardrobe improvements.
11. dude - January 27, 2009 9:37 AM
it's def hit it
12. dude - January 27, 2009 9:37 AM
i'd def hit it
13. leelee - January 27, 2009 9:38 AM
omg what a mess, she should just give up, she hasnt worked for years. nipple slips and giving a girl a peck is not going to save u
14. Julie Ann - January 27, 2009 9:41 AM
In pics 14 and 15...the...person...to the right of Mischa...is that a chick that desperately needs a wax job or a dude that has issues growing facial hair?
15. jacques quenouilles - January 27, 2009 9:43 AM
Misha definitively showed Lindsay what a skinny lesbian should be.
16. Jeezy - January 27, 2009 9:49 AM
A closed-mouth peck on the lips is hardly making out. This chick is gross.
17. Deacon Jones - January 27, 2009 9:50 AM
Wow.
After looking at this "man" in the last pic, I simply can't understand why France has been beaten repeatedly in every major conflict they've entered over the past 500 years. hmmm
18. Uncle Eccoli - January 27, 2009 9:53 AM
Horrible posture.
19. Right Fury - January 27, 2009 9:57 AM
this girl should eat some pasta. and a rack of ribs. hmmm ribs.....
20. ultradev - January 27, 2009 10:12 AM
That might be hot if the two of them didn't look like goblins
21. It's Me Fuckers - January 27, 2009 10:13 AM
hate the makeup but looks like they were having a frickin blast.
22. Mur - January 27, 2009 10:19 AM
That female friend is a famous fashion model Irina Lazareanu.
23. michelle - January 27, 2009 10:26 AM
gross. bad posture, bad make-up, and horrible looking body.
24. boogermeister - January 27, 2009 10:41 AM
Those toes look like they need some man spackle
25. crusty - January 27, 2009 10:49 AM
ew she's lost a lot of weight....now she's just toooo skinny
26. JPRichardson - January 27, 2009 10:52 AM
That's what happens when you make so much fun out of someone's cellulitis. Now she will become anorexic, and in a couple of years she will be a crack whore. Silly hollywood world.
27. jlylec - January 27, 2009 11:18 AM
yup...crazy ugly nipple on the lesbo in pic 11...bitch is skinny but i'd break her off properly on principle...
28. diddleysquat - January 27, 2009 11:30 AM
someone get this girl into rehab... PRONTO!
29. bootlips - January 27, 2009 11:41 AM
She's way past her prime.
30. mamamiasweepeaches - January 27, 2009 11:43 AM
NONE of these people is attractive, Its like Bad 70s Porn!
31. mike skoop - January 27, 2009 11:50 AM
Lies. That's a closed mouth kiss. She kisses her mother like that. No lesbo to see here - move along, move along.
32. Jessica - January 27, 2009 11:53 AM
Mischa looks adorable!
33. Dirk Diggler - January 27, 2009 11:57 AM
It shouldn't be much longer until she starts appearing in skinemax movies.
34. Famous Plastic - January 27, 2009 12:11 PM
"made out with a chick"? Little anti-climactic when you see the awkward tight-lipped kiss Mischa shared with a friend...
35. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
36. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
37. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
38. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
39. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
40. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
41. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:16 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
42. Guest - January 27, 2009 12:16 PM
OMG I wish I was that girl!!
Mischa is so gorgeous, she's my
girl crush <3
43. Emily V. - January 27, 2009 12:48 PM
it's nice to see Mischa Barton has taken a liking to Lourdes Leon.
Oh wait.....
44. Emily - January 27, 2009 12:49 PM
It's nice to see Mischa Barton has taken a liking to Lourdes Leon.
Oh, wait....
45. Jim - January 27, 2009 12:59 PM
Crap, pic 11 shows a nipple slip for the lesbo. Talk about a tiny breast!
46. Ali Knievel - January 27, 2009 1:12 PM
Mischa Barton is pretty in that sexy 1970's English fashion model way. She always looks like she could be an extra from some Antonioni film. She reminds me of Twiggy only with big sexy hips. But give her a bong and an ounce of greenbud and watch that ass fill right back out again. She's way sexier than any of the twits regularly featured on this site. I think she's awesome.
47. michy - January 27, 2009 1:18 PM
skinny bitch
48. Red Yuck - January 27, 2009 1:23 PM
mushrooms. definitely mushrooms.
49. lauren - January 27, 2009 1:23 PM
that girl she's with is irina lazareuno, a model who dated pete doherty and sean lennon.
50. Rachel - January 27, 2009 1:42 PM
The fella in pics 14 and 15 is Olivier Theyskens, designer for Rochas.
51. RichPort's Ghost - January 27, 2009 1:47 PM
She looks like a 6 year old being forced to kiss his grandmother.
52. Me 2 - January 27, 2009 1:50 PM
AHHHH she looks AWFUL. You know I've never liked her but, looking at these pics, I truly feel bad for her. I mean she really looks SCARY.
53. Randal - January 27, 2009 2:03 PM
I am not Randal. I Just wanted to feel the power for a sec'. And Mischa looks wonderful, absolutely, absolutely. C'est tre, tre bien ma cherie.
P.S you guys on here are sooo witty, I love reading the comments and trying to decipher the different lingo's - DUH!
54. Pathetic Worm - January 27, 2009 2:16 PM
Sooo... she's some dude's dream girl for sure. Bless her.
55. Eugene - January 27, 2009 3:15 PM
Mischa is starting to look a little ragged. Is that a nicotine stain on her front tooth in that first photo?
56. chewgees - January 27, 2009 3:29 PM
She's so gross I wouldn't fuck her with Samantha Ronson's cock......
57. Kiki - January 27, 2009 4:00 PM
A scrawny backwoods hillbilly and a lizard had sex and, voila, Mischa Barton!
58. Baccus - January 27, 2009 4:02 PM
This chick is in no way attractive. She functions under the guise that if you starve yourself, and act like a slut people will mistake you for hot. And it works, but not nearly well enough. Theres SO MUCH MORE TO SUDO HOTTNESS! Big breasts, pretty eyes, a sexy voice... and some other stuff like personality and a brain that stuff is totally secondary tho.
It looks like 90% of the posts are along the same lines as mine. She was obviously a fabrication, hitting those magazine covers and t.v shows. It was forced nobody liked her at any point. she jsut blew the right people.
You can't make a rock fly... but you can throw it real hard and it will look airborn. Misha is that air born rock! Goodbye and good riddens.
59. Erin - January 27, 2009 4:02 PM
cocaine much?
60. jecka - January 27, 2009 4:57 PM
goddamn, her eyes are dialated as fuck!
61. Mary Poppins - January 27, 2009 5:12 PM
She has lipstick on her teeth! What an ugly slag.
62. carrie - January 27, 2009 6:14 PM
that's irina lazareanu she's celebrating with!
63. Ummm...yeah... - January 27, 2009 6:44 PM
WTF...who's the fucking nasty looking twig?
64. flavio - January 27, 2009 6:59 PM
that does not qualify as "making out".
65. el ces - January 27, 2009 8:06 PM
God, she is beautiful.
If she put on a little muscle tone, she'd be irresistable. I'd fly to L.A.
66. uuKi8 - January 27, 2009 9:08 PM
Good ol' Squinty-eyes, Leatherface, and Gender McBender
67. saras - January 27, 2009 10:11 PM
WE LOVE irina lazareanu ...ok they look like fuckin cokehead but we love them non ?!
68. Kia - January 27, 2009 10:30 PM
Wow, she looks extremely thin. Sad. :(
69. gerard Vandenberg - January 27, 2009 10:45 PM
Here is "CHICKEN LOVE", folks!!
70. keisha - January 27, 2009 11:39 PM
hey, that's irina lazareanu!
anyway, she looks like she lost a TON of weight. but maybe a bit too much.
71. The Munger - January 27, 2009 11:40 PM
Botched nipple? I thought that was just peperoni pizza she was sharing with Tara Reid and it slipped down and landed on the lip of her dress.
72. mems - January 28, 2009 3:26 PM
she's really hot!!!!!
73. Jenn - January 28, 2009 5:01 PM
Yea, she got tired of the pressure of people bashing her for cellulite on her legs... so she's doing the hollywood diet called cocaine, and starving yourself!
74. friendlyfires - January 29, 2009 5:54 AM
I'm Superman ... and I approve these pictures ... all of them ... Whoa .... Superboner .... Excuse me for a Superminute ... oh yeah!, oh yeah!, OH YEAH! Whoops! ... Maybe no one WILL NOTICE... er,ah, um...feh ... it's only Iceland.!
75. Valerie - January 29, 2009 7:00 PM
She looks good in that yellow dress--but yeah, must have lost a lot of weight recently.
76. me - January 30, 2009 12:43 AM
she looks like Brit Brit dresses her now
77. sara - February 1, 2009 1:58 PM
יאללה איזה מסטולה, כאלה אישונים מורחבים אף פעם לא ראיתי
78. phoebe - February 3, 2009 7:47 AM
mischas a heroine addicted look at her blogs on her page, shes always on drugs, hear her speaking she sounds like ozzie ozbourne... i just dont know why none of the tabloids have picked the fact that she's on DRUGS not pot gosh, either heroine, crack or something else that makes you look gaunt and like a junkie.
79. phoebe - February 3, 2009 7:51 AM
also irina lazareanu dated pete doughty and loves coke you should see a interview with her where she is fluttering her eyes like made and her pupils are huge right before a fashion show its funny..
i just dont get why the tabloids are so stupid like they call lindsay a crack infested downhill junkie but look at mischa? look at her speaking look at her blogs look at her eyes look at her weight loss look who she spends time with...and then like put it all together...bam.
80. el ces - February 4, 2009 4:39 PM
Well Happy Birthday, Misha Barton.
81. AK - February 16, 2009 7:43 PM
YOUR PUPILS ONLY GET THAT BIG WHEN YOURE ON EXTACY!!!!!!!!