Jan 19 2009Miranda Kerr in a bikini

I would pillage that vagina

Wow - just wow!

I would love to open her luscious mouth and shit my diarrhea in it before blinding her big blue eyes with my putrid yellow urine

she's so pretty its unreal. living barbie.

I am in Australia and would love to have a threesome with her and my girl-friend (who is half filipina...yesss)

@2 you are a sick bastard.

what is that skin colored thing she has on underneath her bikini bottom? camel toe preventer?

That's a nice looking bikini, love the dark outlines of the string ties and the yellow stain she's got going on too, otherwise, not much else here. Move on.

Randal

I have long said that she is the hottest Victoria Secret model. In the side view pics you can tell her bikini top is padded big time, so me thinks she has tiny boobies, but they suit her and big ones always sag even medium ones do. Also she's a tad bit on the spear fishing arms super skinny side yet she still looks cute and not bony just overly lanky at some angles. She has a huge brown mole on her ass, but the ass is suprisingly curte and round for such a thin girl. Her face is as ver adorable yet very cipmunky, it is likely where she stores all her fat for the winter. It's weird when someones largest fat deposit is their face, but it works, unless the swelling is due to bulemia (which causes facial swelling btw) then it ain't so pretty. Anyway she's loads hotter than Mansele or and that dork faced Karonlina Kurkova or the Tranny thing that old superfish writer was in love with oh right Alssendra Ambrosio or whatever. Anyway this is the superficial so I disected her that's the point and now I am done.

Oh and Orlando Bloom does NOT deserve her, it's quite an upgrade from Kate Bosworth but herdidn't even deserve Kate. So why do women love Orlando? I just don't get it.

Oh my fucking god! She's gorgeous!
Would so love to teach her 24/7 this dirty thing with the bees and the flowers.

I love the way that she 'layers' her bikini bottom. WTF? Is that so 'nothing slips out?" Keeps the "outie" in?

she needs some meat on her bones. That boney looks is beyond disgusting, wtf is wrong with people these days.

Come onnnnnn without make up shes not even cute

In 3rd and 4th pic you could see her double chin, her face is bloated and she looks constipated and weird

her body isnt sexy anymore. it looks as if she was toned and thin and then gained weight and lost it and how shes just bones and flab and bloated weirdness. *YAWN*

She is one fine ass ho.

And to those who would say she is too skinny I would say just wait.. they all get fat eventually. Nothing wrong with a skinny broad once in a while.

I like my women with some meat on them like Queen Latifah

#3, you're a class act. It would astound me if the ladies are not queuing up at your door.

beautyful like tinkerbell in peter pan

ALL YOU MEN are fn pigs

why cant you respect a woman instead of just looking at her ass!
god i wish you would all die

They missed the photoshop on her right thigh. I would be outraged! Where's my fucking check Obama?

I fucking hate Orlando Bloom.

What a PERFECT fucking body! That's the skinny that looks good on someone!
Why does Obama like Lincoln so much? All the nigs had jobs until he came around and fired them all. They haven't worked a day since!

Her bikini bottom has a LINING.. like all well-made bikinis. She's not 'layering' bottoms.

Happy N1663R day Everyone!

I'd love to play scrabble with her

She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.

Miranda Kerr is perfect.
PERFECT!!
Any woman would kill somebody
to look like her.
Any men to be with her are fucking lucky.
Yay Miranda!!!!

i would like to wear her on my face.

dear sweet jeebus she is a handsome woman.

white women! niggaz be goin crazy foh that!

Wow, she is so pretty. Great figure, but she looks really, really stupid.

THat woman is fucking skinny ewwww i love meat

Miranda Kerr is very very pretty, great body, she could use a tiny bit more curve. But very pretty indeed.

First of all, #18, this site is called The Superficial. Get it? Secondly, this woman is smokin' hot and obviously loves being photographed half naked. She's a Victoria's Secret model, for God's sake!!!! What are we supposed to say? "Oh, look at her, I bet she'd be fun to talk about quantum physics with. Get over yourself, Feminazi.

If I were a (boy) child molester, I'd get rock hard over these pictures.

I can't freakin' believe anyone would find that sexy. Real women have curves. That is a skeleton.

@7

Uhh. . .it's calling bathingsuit LINING!!!!!
OMG american's are so dumb

@8 she's also 1/8 filipina

gorgeous face
gorgeous body
that's all.
she's perfect

(OMG - we now have to shout louder than this 'Dietribe')
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. My friend 'Frank' from 16th floor come over. I require a rewire of Somali Pirate Satellite (tm) because it the shits.
Then all of a sudden I get some sort of 'self help' anonymous text message on TV screen...
'Give me the will to seek the truth wherever it may be, the wisdom to apply it, the fortitude to wait for others to seek it, and the good sense to realize that no one, myself included, has a monopoly on it. Let me have patience and forbearance with those who are restive and when others provoke me, whether willfully or without design. Teach me to keep silent and poised without austerity.'
Knee Ya Ha Ha : 'Frank' - drop the cable change - this Somali Pirate Satellite (tm) isn't so bad. But can we change channel ?
Let's watch Mary Tyler Moore Show - and have a little bit of popcorn.
Oh . And GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEW GUY America !!

She looks good. I'd definitely put my dick in that.

one of the most beautiful girls in the world. I am sure she works hard to have a body like that, good on her

Are you fucking kidding me people??? She looks like a spider monkey or fucking swizzle stick! Eat something bitch!!!!!

I would drink her bathwater.

# 39-41
I guess you're new here - Gr8 points all.
But maybe get with the program.
Inside job ?

...............................................................YES, now what?

and this is news...?

That's the body of a 12 year old girl... if you're into that kind of thing.

#44 Well. We'll see what Obama does.
But then I guess - Revolution ?
The next person jumping from the skyscraper is going to be you or me.
9 11 was an inside job

OK people saying she has a "perfect" body, are sick in the head. Her upper arms are exactly the same size of her lower arms, which is a classic sign of malnourishment in the field of medicine.

It's actually pretty sad how a body type that is considered so "perfect" here, would be immediately treated for malnourishment in a 3rd world world country. Stupid, vain fucking people. The perfect female body is healthy, strong and capable of reproduction--not some androgynous skeleton.

I wonder if she's even a B cup but I think the small breasts work on her anyway because she has good proportions everywhere else. She'd look better if she gained 5 to 10 lbs though.

Gr8 points all Xena.
Inside job ?

How about you Laura - Inside job ?

seriously people are saying shes too skinny?!? its not like her bones are sticking out all over the place, she still has curves. and im pretty sure a large majority of men find her very attractive. if you think she is way too thin, you need to lay off the potato chips

Inside job Seymour ?

Not too bad, but I GUARANTEE hair grows out of that mole.

The only thing more stupid than Randal and the Superficial writer are idiots that think 9/11 was an inside job.

I suppose Pearl Harbor was also a conspiracy and Hitler was a plant of the Allies.

Over three thousand people died on that day and the bastard terrorosts that did it would gladly cut your head off tomorrow Public at Large. Sounds good to me.

So. What you twiyng to say here exactwee....
Maybe some sort of 'Inside job' Womb Raider' ? (#55)
That type of thing ?

"The only thing more stupid than Randal and the Superficial writer are idiots that think 9/11 was an inside job."

If you know anything about magick, you would quickly realize 9/11 was a ritual sacrifice. Yeah, I know how it sounds, but that's exactly what these guys want you to think: "Oh that's stupid. You're crazy lol lol lol. I am so smart and rational!" What you think is reality is whatever they want to tell you it is...

People who say girls like this are too skinny? Fat girls.

People who say girls like this are too skinny? Fat girls.

People who say girls like this are too skinny? Fat girls.

So. # 56 & 58.
If you're having a few problems with concepts like 'gravity' and 'resistance'
Click the link.
(U Merican?)
Ask the architects and engineers at the link your questions = then get back to us with how it goes.
Try and talk them out of it. Good luck ! LOL

Hi look at me im skinny. Big deal

John - let's face it .You always hated me in high school.
I always had ALL the answers - and You resented it,
Such is life....John. Sorry.
oH. bY THE WAY. inside job ?

i would rate adriana lima higher but this young lady is a very close second

Well ok. Could you run this by me ?
Did I know you in high school Beastman. ?
Inside job?

Just a little too skinny. Her pelvic bones should not show through. Add 5 pounds of muscle and she would be great. Not that she is bad now.
Just saying.

It's not a mole.. it's a birthmark.. I have the same..

I'd say she's just perfect.

And give her time... they all get fat.

Like someone else pointed out earlier... the only people who think this chick is too skinny are fat chicks. Cry in your Haagen Dazs you bloated sows.

Inside job this.

"OK people saying she has a "perfect" body, are sick in the head. Her upper arms are exactly the same size of her lower arms, which is a classic sign of malnourishment in the field of medicine."

Ok excuse me, i never comment on this site, but that is the biggest bullshit ive ever heard. Having the same size lower arms as upper arms is just a case of bonestructure and the way you are built. Not everyone who is skinnier than you has a desease darling..

"OK people saying she has a "perfect" body, are sick in the head. Her upper arms are exactly the same size of her lower arms, which is a classic sign of malnourishment in the field of medicine."

Ok excuse me, i never comment on this site, but that is the biggest bullshit ive ever heard. Having the same size lower arms as upper arms is just a case of bonestructure and the way you are built. Not everyone who is skinnier than you has a desease darling..

^You're damn right. I work out every day. I'm not "skinny," I'm athletic. I actually have some muscle there instead of skin and bones. I'm sure if you had the opportunity to actually meet a celebrity personal trainer like I had, they will tell you most supermodels DO have a disease and survive on diet coke and cigarettes. That's why when they work out they can't build muscle.

Xena, which celebrity personal trainer did you have?

Bob or Jillian?

:)

Her stomach is the thickest part of her and is protruding a bit for how extremely thin she is...thats a sign of malnourishment, but thats not news everyone knows models have to starve themselves and deny their bodies food until it feels normal and they aren't ever hungry and can live on next to nothing. Its sad, really.

Look at picture one cameron diaz! This is your hot twin you ugly bitch.

I'm tired of naturally slender women being picked on by fat cows. STFU with your ' real women have curves' She HAS curves, just not massive lumps like you fatties. Get over your jealousy, get off the computer and go work out, ok? Then maybe some men will give you attention too. Hags.

one of the best pics ever IMHO

it's like she's walking around in her underwear

I'm confused, is she doing a photoshoot? Who poses like that if they're just hanging out at the beach? Who changes their clothes that many times at the beach? Perhaps this is typical Australian beach behavior?

#78 I would say she is modeling for say, beachwear? maybe they want more than one type of garment? i guess you wouldnt ever change out of your moo moo where ever you are, so this must be very foreign to you

#78 I would say she is modeling for say, beachwear? maybe they want more than one type of garment? i guess you wouldnt ever change out of your moo moo where ever you are, so this must be very foreign to you

That bitch looks hungry.

@18 - Boo-fucking whoo! *tear*

You could bounce a quarter off this chick's ass.

I bet her stomach rumblings sound like an elephant fart.

"13. Lindsay - January 19, 2009 5:58 PM

Come onnnnnn without make up shes not even cute

In 3rd and 4th pic you could see her double chin, her face is bloated and she looks constipated and weird

her body isnt sexy anymore. it looks as if she was toned and thin and then gained weight and lost it and how shes just bones and flab and bloated weirdness. *YAWN*"

Yea, I'm sure you're the epitomy of smokin' hot eh? Give me a damn break. You and THAT GIRL JENN need to have an Oreo and Ice Cream pity party, get that jealousy out of your system. While you're at it, take 30mg of Xanax and call me in the morning.

Miranda's the true bikini girl.. but go here for the bikini girl on american idol: http://www.katrinadarrellonline.com

Coming from a woman, I think Miranda Kerr is absolutely beautiful. Easily the hottest Victoria's Secret model.

Yeah she is hot..............if you are into twelve year old girls!!!!!!!! It iz not just how skinny she is, itz just like looking at a sixth grader. Not sexy.

Too thin, otherwise flawless.

She looks so fragile.. Her bf should be careful everytime they make love cause he may break all her bones apart.. lol

She looks so fragile.. Her bf should be careful everytime they make love cause he may break all her bones apart.. lol

9. It's spelt bulimia. And you are a retard.

Skeletal remains discovered at beach. That IS news.

She is beautiful. She has no chest and needs to eat. The anorexic look is (and always will be) unappealing. I am sure she is a nice girl but when are we going to stop praising people for snorting coke and starving themselves?!

I say Goddamn, Goddamn....Goddamn!!

Hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

the superficial used to be the best............your'e just another useless blogg.... what happened to the real stars crotch shots the good stuff. this is lame .. what's the difference between this blog and the tabloids like people magazine

I'm not feeling it. I mean, she's not ugly, but I really don't find her face very attractive at all. She has the body of a 12 year old boy. If it wasn't for the fact that she is in VS, I doubt anyone would give her a second look. She has huge dimples, blah. This chic will not age well.

"13. Lindsay - January 19, 2009 5:58 PM

Come onnnnnn without make up shes not even cute

In 3rd and 4th pic you could see her double chin, her face is bloated and she looks constipated and weird

her body isnt sexy anymore. it looks as if she was toned and thin and then gained weight and lost it and how shes just bones and flab and bloated weirdness. *YAWN*"

Yea, I'm sure you're the epitomy of smokin' hot eh? Give me a damn break. You and THAT GIRL JENN need to have an Oreo and Ice Cream pity party, get that jealousy out of your system. While you're at it, take 30mg of Xanax and call me in the morning.

Haha there's nothing wrong with physical flaws I'm just stating hers because she has them. Everyone expects photoshopped bodies and when you work in that area of photography you have to photoshop the hell out of most girls. It has nothing to do with jealousy, she's pretty, I'd fuck her if I had the chance don't get me wrong. ;)

What she needs to look good is: a lot of make up and good make up artist, a lot of hair job and some additional hair or a photoshop to add curls and curves. Her head is too big for the skinny body she has. She is all skin and bones and on top of it big head with even bigger face.
If you look to the cover pages she did for some magazines, there were a lot of fotoshop there. They changed her nose, they put her eyes closer, add hair, remove double chin and do something with her cheeks.
Overrated babe.

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Thank god 4 V.S.

#99

YES SHE IS TOO THIN,

AND IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT WHITE MEN LEAVE WHITE WOMEN FOR ANOREXIC CHILD LIKE ASIAN GIRL BODIES.

I DARE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF STRAIGHT.

HATE KIM AND LIKE THIS ONE? YOU ARE GAY.

I'm just laughing at all the "She's the hottest VS model" comments. Have you never seen any of the other ones? They have FIGURES. From the waist down, she looks like a little boy in a bikini. She's literally skin and bone. You guys must be so desperate.

@49- You've hit the nail on the head. If this were a picture of someone in a "3rd world" country, everyone would be making comments about starvation and poverty. So why is it that if someone has the exact same body but is a model, everyone praises them for having a perfect figure?
Oh, but no. We're all just fat chicks who are jealous of her, right? Whatever.

All of you fat girls whining about her being too skinny are really nuts. She's thin, sure, but far from underweight. In fact, she could probably do a bit better w/ the thighs. Gorgeous girl.

Anyway, go take your jealousy out on a cheesecake or something.

It astounds me how many females on here sit and bash this girl, and many of the others for that matter. You guys are so fucking pathetic. This girl is absolutely beautiful. She's not wearing any make up, no surgery, she's all real.

I'm willing to bet the ones bashing her are just fucking jealous. It's not her fault you're fat or unfortunate looking. Instead of wasting your time on the internet bashing beautiful women, why not spend it at the gym or trying to better yourself? Stop caking on make up also, it only makes you look worse. Nobody wants to sleep with a clown.

You guys could go on forever if she's too skinny/should stuff a big mac down her throat/bones are showing etc.

Some people are born skinny but there' still healthy, while others starve themselves.

We don't know anything for sure about her, lets just hope she's healthy.

I can't agree more with all the people on here telling the fatties to shut up. Don't be dissing models saying they're too skinny or that real women have curves. SO ridiculous!!

A lot of women are naturally skinny and pretty and just because you aren't does NOT give you any reason to be assuming that just because someone is skinnier than you that MUST mean they have an eating disorder. PATHETIC.

Now wipe the potato chip grease off your face and grab another bag to make you feel better. Since getting off your ass to do something healthy would mean you have a disorder.

God I hate jealous people.

I think she has a beautiful face. Bodywise, she is in good proportion, but looked better with a few more pounds on her. If you look at photos of her from a year or two ago, she had less visible bones and a little more softness/femininity to her shape.

Actually, Xena is stupid. Upper and lower arm being the same size is not a sign of malnourishment. Did you give yourself a degree in medicine or something?
I'm thin and very heatlhy and my upper arm is about the same size as my lower arm, and all my bloodwork and everything checks out-I'm not malnourished at all, and I'm healthy. Nothing over or under range. People are such haters. I have people call me out all the time, but I'm just small FRAMED, and it's not my fault I can eat 3,000 calories a day, and barely gain any weight because I HAVE A FAST METABOLISM (thanks mom and dad). People need to get off it. I used to try to eat so much just so people wouldn't call me skinny, but I don't care anymore, because more often than not, they're so rude and talk shit because they are haters, and wish they were my size.
Miranda looks fine to me and she is really pretty.

Oh, and I have to agree with Alexis. Well said about the naturally skinny. I used to hide myself under layers of clothing, then, I realized, I need to stop living for other people and live for myself-I can't help the fact that whatever I eat, it doesn't go anywhere. So, I am going to wear bikinis and whatnot and not hide my naturally thin body anymore because of HATERS, that don't think twice about calling somebody skinny, when I think twice all the time about calling out a fatty.

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Interesting post!

She look slim and toned and reasonably good looking, and I definately would'nt say no. But I prefer the ladies with a little more curves.

Sexy super sasex

i Think i saw her 2

Hot stuff!

Sexxxxxy this chic is badd!!

She's goddamn hot, I tell you! I would love to spend a night or two with such cuttie

she looks great you men are just jealous because your ugly and can't get pretty girls. so you say stupid shit like she look like a boy or real women have curves. well guess what slim girls can have curves to. fat rolls are not curvy just fat. you men know nothing about beauty death to the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing against fat or skinny people by the way

she looks great you men are just jealous because your ugly and can't get pretty girls. so you say stupid shit like she look like a boy or real women have curves. well guess what slim girls can have curves to. fat rolls are not curvy just fat. you men know nothing about beauty death to the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing against fat or skinny people by the way

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