Jan 28 2009
Megan Fox's plan to replace Angelina Jolie going nicely
While she waits for her adoption papers to clear, Megan Fox has been given a golden opportunity to replace Angelina Jolie thus delaying her plans to eventually stab the Oscar winning actress and eat her soul to complete the transformation. Too scientific? My bad. Long story short, Megan Fox is up for the role of Lara Croft in a new Tomb Raider film. E! News reports:
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video-game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots), and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won't be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.
I had no idea a pair of implants and tattoos could be so effective. That gives me an idea....
UPDATE: So, apparently, getting a Yosemite Sam tattoo does not make you a suitable replacement for Hugh Jackman. I don't even know how to describe how messed up that is. Seriously, Hollywood, you're just being weird now.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN - January 28, 2009 12:07 PM
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2. ToTellTheTruth - January 28, 2009 12:08 PM
very beautiful young lady...
3. Thomas Paine - January 28, 2009 12:08 PM
Nothing can make up for the fact that she is romantically linked to Brian Austin Green. That alone makes her a complete waste of a human.
4. benjaminbutton55 - January 28, 2009 12:10 PM
First???
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5. gits - January 28, 2009 12:15 PM
There's really not much similarity. Megan Fox is a hottie who does the Jessica Alba (and a zillion others) "oh it's so awful, I don't think I'm attractive at all!" self-serving neurotic bullshit. Angelina Jolie is a boundaryless psycho who equally enjoys adopting exotic kids and giving her brother a handjob as a greeting. Also she's a human-praying mantis hybrid who's sucking the life out of her husband rather than simply biting his head off after he ejaculates (maybe he's never allowed to?). So, really, she's kinda different.
6. Charles few - January 28, 2009 12:19 PM
Scary Mantis-with-tits to be replaced by scary Giraffe-torso-tranny.
Pfft.
7. Melissa - January 28, 2009 12:21 PM
Re:gits I'm assuming you weren't beastfed as a child...
8. Sportsdvl - January 28, 2009 12:22 PM
#3 - that is so true!!!
Gee, those tats really are classy Megan.
9. TwoMinutesToRapeFest - January 28, 2009 12:24 PM
Does anybody else want to wear her skin while robbing a bank on speed?
10. Ummm...yeah... - January 28, 2009 12:26 PM
#1,
Didn't I tell your stupid ass to calm the fuck down before, it's obvious you need to take your meds...You are totally a waste of skin, and we all know you lack a social life...must be lack of penis...
Anyway, I don't recall Lara Croft ever having a tattoo. There they go again, trying to fuck up my video game...Fuck Hollywood!
I'm sick of all these bitches!!!!!!!
Where the fuck is my gun???
11. Uncle Eccoli - January 28, 2009 12:31 PM
I don't understand why everybody seems to think she's so attractive. I suspect it's because they've been told to. I find her average looking at best and I don't at all care for the way she squashes her tits up against her breastbone.
12. Dick Fister - January 28, 2009 12:34 PM
She is so hot I would totally drink her bath water...
before she took a bath of course...
and if the tub was clean...
and the water was cold.
But I would totally drink it!
13. jrz - January 28, 2009 12:39 PM
Isn't she dating that fucking douchebag from the original 90210?
14. jrz - January 28, 2009 12:42 PM
EW! She IS! Brian Austin Green. He's such a tool. And so that makes her a tool. A tool fucker.
15. Hi - January 28, 2009 12:43 PM
Megan Fox is not capable of becoming as classy and well-spoken as Angelina. Seriously, have you ever even heard her speak, or are you just going by the pictures?
16. dee - January 28, 2009 12:44 PM
As long as it's not maneater Jolie, I will go see the film.
17. Fat Chicks Suck - January 28, 2009 12:49 PM
She's hot...but there are plenty of chicks out there hotter. The tattoos are a big turn-off...and the way she carries herself is just annoying. Her body is pretty nice though.
18. diddleysquat - January 28, 2009 12:51 PM
The way I see it is:
Fox: loves d*ck, friend to man
Jolie: loves to bite d*cks off, manhater
Fox FTW all day, everyday
19. Mr. Sensitive - January 28, 2009 12:54 PM
I'd make wild passionate love to her, the way Robert De Niro did to Illeana Douglas in "Cape Fear." Although I'd probably bite her ass.
20. Sgt. C. Foxtrot - January 28, 2009 12:58 PM
I'm not the only one who thinks she's a butterface, right?
21. pookie - January 28, 2009 1:02 PM
Gawd she's so pathetic. There can be only one Jolie. Cheap ugly imitations are worthless.
22. che-che - January 28, 2009 1:05 PM
looks like she has more ass than angelina, which is important if you are going to be wearing tiny shorts. angelina had no back side. they should just got some mexican novela actress to play lara croft. we can get the complete package, plus a sexy accent. so what if lara croft is british. give a spanish accent any day.
23. yuki - January 28, 2009 1:09 PM
fox is soo hot ,
24. Max Planck - January 28, 2009 1:10 PM
Tattoos suck!
25. Deacon Jones - January 28, 2009 1:10 PM
God,
I would cut off left pinkie to pump that ass for a night
26. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 28, 2009 1:13 PM
10. Ummm...yeah...
I know what you mean, im so pissed off they take a perfect game and fuck it up. JUST LIKE RESIDENT EVIL, DOOM, etc
Honestly, I loved angelina jolie as tomb raider, but it was the directors fault for making the story line so lame. Now they want to hire a dumb ass director and this megan fox to be tomb raider ... are you serious? She killed transformers with her horrible acting and now she wants to dig a new grave for tomb raider.... >_<
27. p0nk - January 28, 2009 1:21 PM
lol @14 "toolFucker"
28. The Most Intelligent Person in the World (Formerly Dëlgo) - January 28, 2009 1:21 PM
She looks like my ex.
Anyone buy that?
29. w - January 28, 2009 1:28 PM
This was all so calculated. Her little comments about bisexuality and loving sex. I bet she's frigid and hompphobic as heck, these people are so manufacture it's nauseating, useless pupets is all they are.
30. Kat - January 28, 2009 1:30 PM
Don't like her one bit. She is hot, but too porny and lame. Tries way too hard, and I bet she's dumb as hell. Annoying voice! I also agree with the other poster Pistolita? about her arms being large for her bod. Google her thumbs.
Jennifer Aniston should pay her to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina.
31. WTF! - January 28, 2009 1:45 PM
OHH....HELL NO! She's gonna kill my love for Tomb Raider. She can't act and her voice is annoying as fawk. Sure she is pretty but I rather see her in magazines then movies. But if I was to see a moving image of her it will be porn!
32. alex - January 28, 2009 1:49 PM
She WAS dating brian austin green, she dumped him, they were engaged hahahaha.
I'd rather have jolie make the 3rd tomb raider, Megan is ok but Jolie kicks ass. Why would they change her accent?!!! She is a lady that is far from being a lady! Why would they change that?!!! I hate hollywood! Go Lara Croft!
33. Alex - January 28, 2009 1:58 PM
As someone who's played the game, neither of these chicks even look like Lara Croft!
34. no - January 28, 2009 2:15 PM
Ha! thats right ruin Tomb Raider all over again.
35. sushi - January 28, 2009 2:20 PM
Angelina Jolie, in her sack of a dress, has lost any sexuality she once had. She is much older looking that her years and is way too skinny.
Megan Fox was much prettier before she decided to morph into Jolie. She's already has so much plastic surgery and botox she resembles a beautiful corpse that has just been embalmed.
Hotter women exist who are beautiful, with natural tits and natural faces.
36. Right Fury - January 28, 2009 2:40 PM
@15
LOL Jolie? classy? She's a bisexual baby factory that used to have a trailer in the back yard to "relax" in and a shrine to elvis.
Oh and I'll never forget the time her and BBT showed up on the red carpet and they said "we just fu$*ed in the limo on the way here"
Claaaaaaassssy.
Although she really does like firearms so that's a plus.
37. BILL - January 28, 2009 2:50 PM
CLASS dismissed & ignorance is BLISS!! I LOVE THIS B*TCH!!!
38. RichPort's Ghost - January 28, 2009 2:56 PM
Gimme 45 minutes with her, and me, her, my manaconda and my handycam will film "Womb Raider"...
39. dude - January 28, 2009 2:58 PM
I don't give a crap who she's dating you all know we'd all bang her in a heartbeat, she's cream of the hollywood crop! And yeah a waaay hotter version of crazyeyes Angelina. That said she won't have my total respect till she's done nude lesbian scenes like Jolie did in Gia.
40. Jrz - January 28, 2009 3:13 PM
heh heh Richport said Womb Raider
If it were me, it would be Broom Raider. AHAHA
If it were Morrissey, it would be Gloom Raider
If it were a hippie it would be 'Shroom Raider
If it were some dude getting married it would be Groom Raider
*sighs* I could do the entire alphabet
41. Jrz - January 28, 2009 3:17 PM
Hey p0nk tool f0cker
42. RichPort's Ghost - January 28, 2009 3:23 PM
#40
If it was a suicide bomber, Boom Raider?
If it was a digital camera, Zoom Raider?
If it was a weaver, Loom Raider?
If it was a muffler thief, Vroom Raider..?
43. RichPort's Ghost - January 28, 2009 3:27 PM
I'd love to be a Fox-f0cker...
44. lesss. - January 28, 2009 3:30 PM
Uh. Everyone thinks she's so attractive because she is. Seriously.
45. Fox is a barbie doll, not an action hero - January 28, 2009 3:33 PM
They need to find an actress who's either English or capable of affecting an English accent. Fox can't even say hi without it sounding forced. Geez. Get Alexa Davalos or someone of that ilk. At least we know Alexa can do action (Chronicles of Riddick).
46. kitty - January 28, 2009 3:49 PM
there is something fake and awkward about her not just the boobs...
47. e-rock - January 28, 2009 3:58 PM
here's the deal, like it or not, Jolie is a unique individual, GORGEOUS, and crazy to boot. I actually like crazy, and even though Im a straight female, would hop in the sack with her ANY day. This chick, can't act to save her life, mildy attractive, but only because she's trying her best to BE Jolie.
Jolie rocks,
this chick SUCKS.
48. Charles few - January 28, 2009 4:21 PM
#47, are you commenting through a wormhole from 1999, or did you miss the past 9 years of Jolie becoming as banal and boring as Sandra Bullock?
49. isitin - January 28, 2009 4:50 PM
#24, I agree with you, tattoo's suck.
50. Alex - January 28, 2009 5:12 PM
@ 47
I agree with you, Im a straight female but I would jump into bed with jolie in a heart bit. She hasn't become boring #48, just cos she has kids and decided to start a family doesnt mean she's boring! I still think she is a filthy bitch in the sack.
51. Jose - January 28, 2009 6:24 PM
I would enjoy shitting on her fake tits and plastic face and washing the shit off with my piss
52. dumpster baby - January 28, 2009 7:08 PM
she looks quite a bit like jolie in the face but her boob job is god awful. look at pictures of her in a bathing suit her doctor must have gone to med school in mexico
53. my comment - January 28, 2009 7:13 PM
Fox is much better looking. Jolie looks dried up.
54. djsmith72 - January 28, 2009 7:22 PM
@50 Jolie is boring now, even though three of her six kids are adopted, I still bet she is a total mess downstairs, and she just looks icky now, and the clothes she wears looks like something from The Golden Girls.
Fox's fakeness is still hoooooootttttttttt, who cares if it's fake or not, hot is hot
55. SrfStrng - January 28, 2009 8:04 PM
Angelina Jolie is hot as hell. I think she is the most beautiful woman on earth. Megan Fox is also very pretty but she is also very fake and kind of stupid. I guess she would make a perfect porn start. I have nothing against this girl but I don't think she makes a good Lara Croft. She is not a good actress either. Angelina Jolie was great and perfect for that role. I actually think Kate Beckinsale can pull it off. I am a straight female as well who is happily married but if I had to sleep with a woman, Angie would be my pick but that's just me.
56. Nichole - January 28, 2009 8:18 PM
Megan is hot, but she needs to smile more. That frown makes her look mean and bitchy.
57. Big B - January 28, 2009 8:23 PM
her face looks cropped
58. missywissy - January 28, 2009 9:27 PM
I think it's cute that Angelina Jolie went from a bad girl wanting to own and rent out mobile homes and wearing a vile of her boyfriend's blood around her neck and fucking in the car on her way to award shows, to this "mature" older woman that takes care of the world. It's just so hard to buy. It's like Britney Spears watching her make her grand "come back". In Hollywood you can do and say whatever the hell you want, and then hire a publicist and stylist to make the public forget who you really are so you can sell tickets to shows. How shallow.
59. Harry - January 28, 2009 9:44 PM
there's one problem with this idea:
Angelina can act, and Megan can't.
60. Rational Rick - January 28, 2009 10:07 PM
Agreed with Harry .. She got the looks and that's about IT !
XOXO !!
61. gerard Vandenberg - January 28, 2009 10:30 PM
first thing to do:
GIVE A "LITTLE" BOOST TO THOSE TITS!!
(just little)
62. spinal - January 28, 2009 10:43 PM
Haha, this goofy plastic trailer-trash ho wants to replace the Great Jolie? Let's compare notes...
Angie: 1 Oscar win, 1 Oscar nomination.
Fox: 1 Teen Choice Award nomination (didn't win.)
Angie: acted opposite John Cusack, Winona Ryder, Denzel Washington and Matt Damon.
Fox: acted opposite Shia LaBooze and some CGI robots.
Angie: fucked Billy Bob in a limo, now has Brad freakin' Pitt carrying her purse.
Fox: the pointy faced dude from 90210 who was less famous than Luke Perry.
Angie: tatted up everywhere, including a Tibetan thing that was done by pounding needles into her back and the latitudinal coordinates of all 50 million of her kids' birthplaces.
Fox: Marilyn Monroe and some quote about butterflies.
Angie: bisexual, into S&M, plays with knives, makes out with her brother.
Fox: told an 'edgy' story in a men's magazine about having a crush on this stripper one time.
Angie: big natural boobies that she showed off in her lesbian sex scene in 'Gia'.
Fox: silicone tits nobody has ever seen (besides the pointy faced dude from 90210).
Angie: UN ambassador, started her own Rainbow Coalition of adorable big-eyed orphans
Fox: ummmmmmm......
I'm not saying Fox isn't attractive (she is, if you like the plastic surgery victim look) but she's NO Jolie and is a weak-ass wannabe at best.
63. Famous Plastic - January 28, 2009 10:56 PM
Megan Fox really is gorgeous (plastic surgery or not). I like that Angelina is gracefully moving on with her life and evolving from the ultimate sex symbol to a hot mom, unlike the rest of Hollywood women who wreck their looks with plastic surgery trying to hang on to their "sexy".
64. Diane - January 28, 2009 11:06 PM
I think it's cute that Angelina Jolie went from a bad girl wanting to own and rent out mobile homes and wearing a vile of her boyfriend's blood around her neck and fucking in the car on her way to award shows, to this "mature" older woman that takes care of the world. It's just so hard to buy. It's like Britney Spears watching her make her grand "come back". In Hollywood you can do and say whatever the hell you want, and then hire a publicist and stylist to make the public forget who you really are so you can sell tickets to shows. How shallow.
Right, because people can't grow up and change for the better? Angelina always did whatever she wanted to do and didn't give a shit about what Hollywood wanted her to be, so I think it's safe to say that this transition in her character is what she desires to be now. The only difference between Angelina and any other adult who has gotten over their wildchild phase is that hers will always be on film.
65. Anne - January 28, 2009 11:10 PM
Angelina Jolie is still way better looking. Megan Fox is already trying hard, but I think she needs a few more trips to the doctor to fully complete the Angelina transformation she has going on.
66. bazoom - January 29, 2009 1:23 AM
@11 i agree
i suspect thats the same reason people think jessica alba is hot, simply because theyve been told to....i mean shes hot of course but her boobs are fake, her lips are fake, and she looks too phony...i feel uncomfortable looking at her, like somebody made her out of plastic. ick
67. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN - January 29, 2009 1:56 AM
67th! SUCKIT
68. stearkstrong - January 29, 2009 3:59 AM
I think Mila Kunis should play the new Lara Croft...the resemblance is striking to Angelina. Who agrees with me???
69. Érico Calixto - January 29, 2009 8:10 AM
How many times have I said I'd bang her like there's no tomorrow?
70. Pinbacker - January 29, 2009 9:50 AM
I'd hit it so hard that pelvic bruising would be inevitable.
71. SrfStrng - January 29, 2009 12:01 PM
I still think Kate Beckinsale can pull it off.
72. BWynn - January 29, 2009 9:21 PM
Normally I don't dig chicks who are overly tatted up, but Fox is is hot that it doesn't even matter.
73. yes - January 29, 2009 10:24 PM
i agree that mila kunis looks like angie
74. carpet-n-drapes - January 29, 2009 10:26 PM
I wonder if she dies her pubic hair to match... 'cause her natural hair color is not black
75. Kahvi - January 29, 2009 10:26 PM
I personally have always loved Angie, particularly due to her crazy antics. She seems like an introspective and complex person who you could have a deep, philosophical conversation with, unlike some of the more mundane, shallow people that are the norm. No one will ever replace her. Megan is beautiful, too, but Angie will always be the best.
76. plastic is new hot - January 30, 2009 7:41 PM
fox looks 35
77. Patrick - February 1, 2009 10:21 PM
Megan Fox is beautiful.
Angelina used to be beautiful, now she' s just an old washed up mother. Go home and take care of the kids....you're time in the limelight is soooooo over!
78. race - February 8, 2009 2:47 AM
who's just a washed up mother? angelina had more projects last year than megan fox with her silicone boobs and plastic face. I agree with 75; angelina always seems to me like someone introspective and talk to on the intellectual level. you listen to megan fox's interviews, you can tell she's boring and can't hold her own act.
79. Christian - February 23, 2009 4:37 PM
honestly angelina should stay as the star in tomb raider. if megan fox takes over.... that sucide for all the tomb raider in the future and the ones made by angelina. Lara Croft wont last if the real Lara Croft (angelina jolie) in replaced by some cheap knock off.
80. Christian - February 23, 2009 4:38 PM
honestly angelina should stay as the star in tomb raider. if megan fox takes over.... that sucide for all the tomb raider in the future and the ones made by angelina. Lara Croft wont last if the real Lara Croft (angelina jolie) in replaced by some cheap knock off.
81. melissa - October 26, 2009 3:32 PM
ALL MEGAN FOX EVR TALKS ABOT IS SEX.SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!NO WAY N THU DAM WORLD SHE WILL EVR OUT DO ANGELINA JOLIE.N PPL R COMPARIN THM BECUSE THY NOTICE HOW MEGAN LOOKS LIK HER N THU JOLIE STYLE.WIT THU DARK HAIR WICH IS EXTENSIONS ON MEGAN N THU CONTACTS SHE HAS N THU MOCKING OF THU TACTOOS.COM ON PPL STP TRYIN 2 PLY YURSELFS U KNO SHE COPIN JOLIE.MEGAN FOX IS TRASH ALL SHE HAS IS LOOKS N WEN U USE YUR LOOKS 2GET BY YUR WUT IS CONSITERD A SLUT.
82. asimel - October 26, 2009 3:57 PM
ANGELINA JOLIE FUXIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHES A GREAT ACTRESS WIT A BEATIFUL HEART N IS FUN.MEGAN ON THE OTHR HAND..........WUT CAN I SAY ABOT HER OTHR THN SHES A BORIN SLUT WIT NO BIT OF TALENT.N WHO ALSO IS TRYIN 2 COPY ANGELINA JOLIE N EVRYWAY JUS 2GET ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THU ONLY REASON SHES THAR GETTIN COMPARED IZ BECUZE MEGAN COPIED ANGELINA'S LOOK.MEGANS FAKE AZ HELL.
83. SINDY - October 26, 2009 4:04 PM
MEGAN WILL KILLL THU DAM MOVIE BECUSE SHE CANT ACT 4SHIT.N ANGELINA HAS WON OSCARS 4 EXCELLENT LEADING ROLES.SHE WULD CRUSH MEGAN IF THY EVR HAD 2 COMPETE.MEGAN IZ A WANNA BE N WANNA BES GET NO WHERE.SRRY MEGAN YUR TRAILER PARK TRASH.
84. lizzy - December 1, 2009 10:07 PM
angie FTW. i cannot stand megan fox. she goes on like "oh im ugly" then she poses half-naked. shes such an attention slut & angie jolie copycat. angelina jolie has TALENT and CLASS. and megan fox thinks shes the new marilynmonroe. dream on honey. megan fox is the COMPLETE opposite of marilyn monroe.
85. clavier - January 5, 2010 7:48 AM
She's more than hot, she's gorgeous. However, Jolie was a good pick for Croft and I don't believe Fox could repeat the performance. And that was in now way saying that the Tomb Raider franchise was successful because the movies were at most, entertaining (my way of nicely saying "a waste of time").