Jan 13 2009Megan Fox: 'I'm a tranny'

She's gorgeous!

I hate bolt ons. Now Tina Fey - she looks great in a low cut dress.

I'd poke her, but only while punching her in the face.

that makes two of us that want Salma Hayak's boobs.

this bitch used to always talk about how hot she was and works very hard to keep up her 'i'm hot because i burp and know things about cars and will eat steak and burgers (but don't tell you i throw them up right after)' image. everything she says is a dig for compliments and attention. pathetic.

she bought her first set, why not cough for the expansion pack

Megan Fox is so incredibly hot already and what with the added bonus of a penis...

her thumbs creep me out. ball thumbs!

Hot damn, I'd take a ride on that tranny train.

The freakiest looking tranny I ever saw was the kid in this video. His hair is, err, frightening to say the least. The video is pretty funny too.

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/145

Still, I would totally sck on that clit-boner. Chyna style baby.

her thumbs creep me out. ball thumbs!

she knows how hot she is ,how could she not? looks come and go, and so will her career as a...wait...what does she say she 'does' again? Act? hahaha, seriously?

i was she was a tranny. best of both worlds for me!

She must be Jessica Alba's sister. I just LOVE IT when those two talk about how awful it is to be attractive. Of course, it's nothing that a disfiguring rape wouldn't cure.

I just hate it when perfect looking people are "modest" like that and start yapping about their flaws and stuff...

She's hot, but GOD SHUT UP, you're RUINING IT BY TALKING!!!

I wish she'd grow out her naturally blonde hair.

She's hot, but GOD SHUT UP, you're RUINING IT BY TALKING!!!

I wish she'd grow out her naturally blonde hair.

This is right up there with celebrities whining they have too much money or fame. GOOD LOOKING celbrities whining about their looks. Its evil -but I secretly hope for them to get in disfigureing car accidents! THEN she can whine about how ugly she is and I'll listen!

Isn't she in Trannysformers II?

This little rant of hers, where she is saying how f'd up she is, etc...

Sounds like she was reading yesterday's posts, no? How many people said she had issues, ink was a problem, too much plastic, etc.

The worst thing this woman - or anyone posted here - could do is read this site.

OTOH, the very nature of people who will have themselves inked like a canvas, and stuffed like a mounted bass just to get "the look" pretty much precludes their NOT caring.

When your whole life revolves around "like me! like me!" etc., then it's hard not to read sites that pretend to give actual feedback.

If that is tranny, I'll be a fudge packer.

She wants Salma Hayek's boobs ?? Why in hell didn't she get bigger implants then ?? Twit. She's as dumb as toast.

She can say anything she wants...after I pull my cock out of her ass and stick it in her mouth.

How can someone be THAT HOT and also insecure about their looks?

Definitely one of those hot...but insane chicks...the most dangerous kind. Has "keep away" written alllllllllll over her.

Tyra Banks is a poor man's Beyonce. Hot celebs and the celebrity pictures that show them.

This is like a male commenter saying he feels like he has a small dick with a fat hairy beer belly hanging over it, even though in his dreams he's a pretty pretty princess.

WHY oh WHY would she want Salma Hayeks boobs??? How will it make her any more beautiful than she already is??

If she gets implants it will KILL her look. She would then look like every other typical hollywood skank.

We ALL want Salma's boobs. MOTORBOAT!!!! (brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbbbb!!!)

She's so pretty, but the Marilyn tattoo just ruins the whole look.

she bought already some - look pic 3!!!

watch the new Real World and see a real tranny

oh shut the fuck up already. i hate this vapid bitch.

@ 27---

she DOES have implants! check out pictures of her from a couple years ago if you need proof... breast implants, lip injections, a nose job, and a spray tan, if you want to get REAL.

she should have forgone the breast implants and opted for liposuction of her chubby arms.

I don't understand the Alan Alda thing. Did Angelina Jolie make a comment similiar at one point and Megan Fox stole it and put a twist on it?

Perhaps she was saying she wished she had the awesome power of Salma's natural breasts. Every chick in Hollywood already has a fake rack but them things are nasty.

You watch an old Hayek movie like with Banderas and she is just looking so totally awesome.

I've found that the more attractive a woman is the more insecure. Getting a daily dose of self-esteem from total strangers becomes a drug they can't go without. If they have a bad day and it stops, it sends them to the depths of hell.

If one is a young Hollywood "actress" getting work based on their "look" being in then it must be far worse. That changes as quickly as the tides and Megan Fox knows that.

I can't help her with Selma Hayak's boobs, but when I was alive I could help her with RichPort's ejaculate.

I have fought it since that Transformers movie came out, but I can't fight it any longer:

Megan Fox is superfuckinghot. The hottest. She is a dream doll. And she sounds cool.

I always think she was a trysexual. You know, willing to 'try' just about anything.

why is she speaking? Get back over here and bend over this table.

She's taking the whole "I want to be the next Angelina" thing way too far. Angelina has made quotes like this how she is extremely self-conscious about her body and hates how she looks.

Megan Fox is a douchebag.

JUST HOW YOU HOMOS LIKE THEM.

SKINNY - CHECK

FAKE BREASTS CHECK

ALWAYS KNEW YOU WHITE MEN WERE HOMOS

Brian Austin Green be lovin' that man-poon.

@4 That makes three of us.

@9 That shit is pretty funny. That kid looks just like Dwight K. Schrute, only somehow uglier...

Oh, and Transformers sucked!

According to her Twitter, she was just lying when she said she's insecure. Also that she does want Salma Hayek's breasts, but she wants them in her mouth.

http://twitter.com/the_megan_fox

Ya know - I reeeaaalllyyy don't find myself thinking about Alan Alda when I look at Megan. Like not at all. Nope, not even a little bit. Don't get me wrong, I like Alan Alda, just not in the same way.

Nothing screams pathetic cry for attention like dating Brian Austin Green! What's next... marrying Verne?

That said since she's into old white guys, I'd leave my wife for her. Her pussy would be like a wisp of cotton candy above a paper cut...
(RIP Bill).

@9 hahaha stupid american shoppers

Man, it looks like she's got one of those boob jobs from Tori Spelling's plastic surgeon. Give it a few months, and it will keep going farther and farther apart. Megan is such a needy douche!

Ahhh i love when hot girls dont think or know they are hot. It makes them that much easier to relate to with all their insecurities. I love Megan Fox...she's so gorgeous im jealous!!

Ahhh i love when hot girls dont think or know they are hot. It makes them that much easier to relate to with all their insecurities. I love Megan Fox...she's so gorgeous im jealous!!

That face is scary.

oh boohoo...no one thinks you're a tranny, but now they definitely know you're bulimic and self absorbed

ugly Angelina wannabe.

Thankfully she really isn't a tranny...

I think a lot people would be surprised what a good push up bra and a tight dress could do to small boobies. They look like the same, small, wide-set pair only heaved up to her chin. Just wait, she'll do another topless spread soon so everyone can see they're still natural

Ok that is so creepy and weird to admit these things...seriously does she ever say something NORMAL?

I mean everything she says is so for shock value...I mean it's all about sleeping with a brother, that old stripper she liked, now bulimia?

Get a life girl be yourself! If this is yourself then wow that's sad.

She is totally gorgeous but what is the point of being so gorgeous if your always insecure kind of pointless??

Yeah I can see why you ugly women like her, because she's normal and imperfect. Whenever you see St. Angelina Jolie, your confidence level drops to rock bottom. Am I right? Yes.
Megan's ok, but I have standards.

The Joliebot 5000 wants to be a real girl one day. awwwwww

megan needs to learn to shut the fuck up. you have everything right now you selfish bitch

wow she shocks every again. we are so shocked by her weirdness. so pathetic and boring.

Yes ugly wanabee indeed, boring sub-porn bimbo whose IMDB page reads like a whos_not_quite_who of shite films.

Mini-rant-- I'm literally old enough to be the mother of this cretin, and I have less sun damage than she does. STAY OUT OF THE SUN. It is not your friend.

Ok all i see is a ratty lookin copycat. Her beedy gerbil eyes, teeth and the ugly redneck nose doesnt help.

Here's her before Angelina obsession:
http://megan-fox.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/intouch-weekly-oct132008.jpg

When I look @ her, i see a cheap Angelina wannabe. And Im not a hater, theres nothing to hate on except the sexy tattoos (ha!) Shes trying way too hard, where Angelina is a natural at everything (including her bodyyyyyyyy)

I have to follow all the blogs about Megan Fox..... (Okay, so what if, Angelina Jolie is starting to show wrinkles)

This is the only way I can keep Angelina alive....!!

#63, that image link you posted... It doesn't look like she's had work done on her face between those two pics at all! Her lips were still full, her nose still small.
Now what the crap she's talking about... god only knows. Where did her confidence go?

Megan is breathtakingly beautiful~! She has certainly raised the bar when it comes to drop dead sexy gorgeous! I imagine she was very nervous attending the globes with so many of her senior peers, but one day it will be she who makes another newcomer nervous.....go get em Megan!!!

She's gorgeous, but why does she like to join ***seekingsugarmomma. c om****? I really do not know why. seems that she likes that site so much. she puts so many info. there.

This PROSTITUTE is dressed for FUCKING the complete BEVERLY HILTON, folks!!

*yawn* another cry for attention....

Tranny!

13. Chris - January 13, 2009 11:29 AM

Piece of fucking shit!

she's pretty but she really does look rather slutty all the time. sorry

So she thinks she looks like a guy? Hmm, could be the TATS weren't such a great idea??? Maybe she could call up who or whatever is in charge of 'karma' and arrange an exchange. You know, tit for tat.

Now she can add "born to set up an awful pun" to her list of accomplishments. No extra charge.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

shes freaking ugly lol

She looked so different on that TV show. This is just continuing the trend of taking some frumpy plain jane/cute but forgettable chick (eg. Scarlett Johanssen) and sending them in for a total plastic make-over and try to fool us into thinking they are 'glamorous' or 'sexy'.