Jan 21 2009Marisa Miller still wearing a bikini (Now with more nipple!)
Here's Marisa Miller on the second day of her Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. As his first act as president, I'm pretty sure Barack Obama made this happen - with his mind. Trust me, I took a course in college once. I know how politics work: MAGIC!
EDIT: Added Marisa's bikini malfunction while swimming in the ocean. It's almost like her nipple is pointing to God and saying "Thanks for not making me a lame-ass ear!"
Pic links to NSFW version which almost might be worth getting fired for.

Reader Comments
1. JT - January 21, 2009 1:02 PM
Sweet Jesus
2. Clem - January 21, 2009 1:03 PM
Boing!!!! I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that!!!!
3. Dave ain't here, man - January 21, 2009 1:05 PM
Not sure if anyone will notice, but she's rather nice-looking.
4. havoc - January 21, 2009 1:08 PM
HAWT...
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5. Delgo - January 21, 2009 1:15 PM
what a bod, dude.
6. Deacon Jones - January 21, 2009 1:15 PM
Perfect. Take some notes ladies.
I thought those cans were natural until I saw Pic 11. My ex had a boob job and that divet on her right tit looks awfully familiar.
7. Kelly Leak - January 21, 2009 1:16 PM
Marissa Miller looks like a work of art, like a sculpture. I don't think it would be unreasonable or hyperbolic to say that she might have the world's most perfect body. I think you could make that argument. And her face is supercute. I like natural looking women with a band of freckles across the bridge of their nose.
8. lauren - January 21, 2009 1:22 PM
could she have a better body?! i'm jealous. i might look like that if i wasn't too lazy to work out :\
9. Camel - January 21, 2009 1:23 PM
Finally there's an attractive girl in this world of fat ugly bitches. All you fatties and uglies start working out until you look like this. Oh Ellen's on? Okay start right after that. You fat fucks.
10. Uncle Jesse - January 21, 2009 1:37 PM
Nothing hotter than a skinny chick with big boobs.
11. Nippleless in Illinois - January 21, 2009 1:45 PM
Why is it still starred on my computer?!?!
12. Johnny Come Early - January 21, 2009 1:48 PM
Fish, it's still starred. You didn't NSFW it...
13. Jonny D - January 21, 2009 1:48 PM
Don't tease us with nipples if you won't remove the star. How dare you.
14. Pancho - January 21, 2009 1:50 PM
Actually, I'm not sure that god made those boobs.
15. perfect 10 - January 21, 2009 1:51 PM
good thing there's still all those pics of her from her early nude days floating around. get rid of the star, fool.
16. tv infomercial - January 21, 2009 1:53 PM
Damn. I need another shamWow! to clean up the mess I just made.
17. Hefe - January 21, 2009 1:54 PM
The fat, jealous cows that lurk on here need to take serious note of this chick's rockin' bod and strive for nothing less than this.
Get in the gym, fatties!
18. Clem - January 21, 2009 2:02 PM
Upon review I think that you are never going to better this story. Either keep this story on top or just shut the site down.
19. i m just sayin' - January 21, 2009 2:02 PM
i always thought those were real, but pic 11 seals the fate... their fake :(
20. ktb - January 21, 2009 2:07 PM
It's like what you ask a stripper...are those real, or just real nice?
It is possible to get a kick ass boob job, if you have the cash.
I'd eat her pussy and let my husband watch.
I bet it tastes like cotton candy, yum!
21. Bryan - January 21, 2009 2:09 PM
On third click of that picture, it should be star-free, and it isn't.
Get that star off, dammit!
22. Pat - January 21, 2009 2:17 PM
If a woman's curves make you anxious and afraid, this girl is definitely perfect for you.
23. wahhhhh! - January 21, 2009 2:17 PM
Thanks alot. Now I'm fired. My boss was fine with the pics until I clicked on the larger version of the "bikini malfunction" (which I call a "bikini functioning perfectly", btw). As soon as he saw the big red star, he fired my ass.
P.S. Ya might wanta fix that. Or is it just my computer?
24. Half - January 21, 2009 2:25 PM
Honestly? Not a big fan of her face. Her figure is flawless - absolutely flawless. her face? Well... I'd just hope that she had a great personality.
25. friendlyfires - January 21, 2009 2:35 PM
he nipple is still censored by the red star, genius, lay off the mountain dew and pay attention
26. Guy - January 21, 2009 2:38 PM
Butterface.
27. Dr McNasty - January 21, 2009 3:09 PM
How could you people say that what's-her-face Miranda is wayyy toooo skinny when Marisa Miller is actually thinner, she just has more boobs.
I don't have a problem with either of them, personally. But if people are going to make comments about how Miranda looks malnourished and hasn't eaten in months and all that bullshit, why don't I see these comments here?
I'd fuck them both til they break, like I said, I don't give a shit. But what's with the double standard here?
28. shawn - January 21, 2009 3:12 PM
wow, what a tight bod
29. morga - January 21, 2009 3:12 PM
Wayyyyyyyy too skinny.
30. Cock 'n balls - January 21, 2009 3:15 PM
ARG!!!! IT'S STILL STARRED!!!
31. Justin - January 21, 2009 3:23 PM
What's with the STAR still showing up on the blown-up version??
32. testing - January 21, 2009 3:25 PM
she is freakin hot, but a bit too tan in that way that makes her skin look dirty and smudged, if she started using less bronzer and more spf she would be perfect
33. boobs equal healthy - January 21, 2009 3:42 PM
The body is amazing, the face not so much, it's decent, but it's not like anyone will ever look at her face anyway so i gues it doesn't matter.
#27 People equate boobs with health since they are all fat and feed babies and shit. This girl may well starve herself and smoke her ass off and Miranda may actually be naturally thin and may eat well and live a clean life, but this chick has giant boobs so she's autmoatcially "healthy". Lots of girls have boddies as thin and toned as Marissa, but they have small boobs. Marissa and Kate Hudson have equally lean boddies except that one has a D cup and the other has an A cup.
When guys and girls say they want/like a girl with "curves" they really mean they want a thin girl with big boobs. I love how people tell thin girls to eat a sandwhich like that sandwhich will somehow help her grow a rack. I developped really really late and I was always thin and lean and peopel always went on about "you're so thin , eat something, are you annorexic? blah blah blah" and then when I developped my C cup everyone was oh you look so healthy now" it's fucking irritating as crap my body weight didn't not change a damn I still had an 18BMI bit all that happened was I grew some boobs, I was always healthy, always worked, I just got a rack. It's just pathetic how dumb people are, just admit you want girls to be super lean with big boobs and stop pretending you give a sht about how healthy people are. I was extremely sick for a while and got down to 100 pounds, but I still had big boobs so eveyone still thought I looked really healthy and couldn't believe I was sick, but if you removed my boobs everyone would be going on and on about how sickly I looked.
34. Erica - January 21, 2009 3:45 PM
I don't think I'll ever look like that..
35. JoeSchmoe - January 21, 2009 3:51 PM
Her boobs are fake. When she started with Victoria Secret she was a B cup, now she is a D. She looks good, though, so I don't care.
36. Marissa Miller is dime a dozen looking in clothes - January 21, 2009 3:52 PM
Major butterface. Her nose is nasty and she has an old lady version of Jessica Simpson's, Why do girls with faces like that always have big boobs? She also tans way too much and it's wrecking her skin, but obviously her body is the perfect hourglass. I find when she is dressed she's not that impressive, she is the kind of girl who looks best in a bikini but in a dress other women outshine her easily.
In the words of wise Al Bundy "Ladies it's not your dress that makes you look fat, it's your FAT that makes you look fat."
Here she is in a dress, she looks OLD and those big tatas look damn saggy when they are held up by a strong bikini top:
http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/718586/img/718586.jpg
37. nipple lover - January 21, 2009 3:53 PM
Hey where's the NSFW version??? It's still starred!
38. kingofbeer - January 21, 2009 4:11 PM
thanks for the shot of the star, real great!
39. simplicity - January 21, 2009 6:05 PM
click it again...
*sigh*
40. simplicity - January 21, 2009 6:05 PM
click it again...
*sigh*
41. Giggles - January 21, 2009 6:06 PM
Boring.
42. me - January 21, 2009 6:56 PM
#27??#33? boobs are not just fat..still you made ur point, crazy anorexics
if marrissa is a D then why does victoria secret cather to B's and C's...hardly nothing much in D and when they do they are way more ecpensive than the A, B &C
descrimination! and false adversitinG! those bras are designed for A cups with all that padding! VS sells bras to flat/small chested ladies who want to look like Ds
43. me - January 21, 2009 6:57 PM
#27??? boobs are not just fat..still you made ur point, crazy anorexics
if marrissa is a D then why does victoria secret cather to B's and C's...hardly nothing much in D and when they do they are way more ecpensive than the A, B &C
descrimination! and false adversitinG! those bras are designed for A cups with all that padding! VS sells bras to flat/small chested ladies who want to look like Ds
44. Lou Mascis - January 21, 2009 7:13 PM
Her tits are real. She's hot. None of you have ever even gotten within sniffing distance of a piece of ass this hot. You don't agree with me you're a faggot or a fat ugly girl and that's a fact. She has naturally pretty face. You want to see an ugly face go look in the mirror. If you can't appreciate something this beautiful then you need to go back to looking at your German scat sites and pretending like you're grossed out. Dumb ass motherfuckers. This site sucks.
45. Sherlock Holmes - January 21, 2009 7:16 PM
Sorry, I do not see a nipple. Only a red star. Does anyone else see a nipple? Help me out Fish! Am I missing something?
46. Aja - January 21, 2009 7:38 PM
She is too tan, bad for the skin. She looks wrinkled facewise, but great body. Miranda Kerr is better though.
47. my comment - January 21, 2009 8:02 PM
She's rather boring.
48. Richard McBeef - January 21, 2009 8:08 PM
If you see a star it's because you are gay.
49. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT - January 21, 2009 8:13 PM
HEY FISH, PROVE THAT YOU READ THE COMMENTS AND FIX THAT PIC. THE FUCKING STAR IS STILL BLOCKING THE NIPPLE ON THE SUPPOSED NSFW VERSION.
50. Delgo - January 21, 2009 8:23 PM
Dude, relax.
Hit up tiava or somethin', christ.
51. Bronx Cheer - January 21, 2009 8:25 PM
I love a fat chick with small tits.
52. Refresh - January 21, 2009 8:44 PM
If you're not seeing the nip in the enlarged version, do it a refresh. Worked for me and HI-YO!
53. Paul - January 21, 2009 8:50 PM
HI-YO!
54. crabby old guy - January 21, 2009 8:51 PM
#52, thanks for the tit, er tiP. Oh hell, you know what I meant!
55. Balack Obama the Muslim fo America - January 21, 2009 9:03 PM
Damn, They can't blame Bush for the nipple slip now.
56. gerard Vandenberg - January 21, 2009 10:06 PM
Her navel is two inches to high.
DID SHE HAD SOME PLASTIC HELP, folks?
57. genny - January 21, 2009 10:19 PM
HER BOOBS ARE NOT REAL!!!! PEOPLE!!!
HER BOOBS ARE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/marissa_miller_yes_they_are.jpg
58. timmy the dying boy - January 21, 2009 10:22 PM
She's bony. Get her to slap on 10 or 15 pounds, then get back to me.
59. hollywood_hillbilly - January 21, 2009 11:13 PM
Thank you Mr. President! A great way to start your term.
60. Richard McBeef - January 21, 2009 11:32 PM
You douchefucks with your panties in a twist over not seeing a nipple really need to get laid. For fucks sake.
61. Da Man - January 22, 2009 1:58 AM
Who is Marissa Miller? You gossip bloggers rarely mention what these "celebrities" actually do yet most of them are random little known people. That said, Marrissa is smoking hot and Da Man would suck on her bulging titties all day so who cares? She's hot!
PS: Marissa Miller it's time to step up to this!
62. djaklfdla - January 22, 2009 3:54 AM
She may have a hot body but her face is gross as shit!! looks like a fucking trailer park girl
63. Amy - January 22, 2009 7:55 AM
She's actually really pretty, especially without all the makeup on
64. hoover vacuum - January 22, 2009 8:04 AM
who are these weirdo's who want her to gain 15lbs? already the population is 90% fat isnt that enough.. guess your not used to seeing people stroll when you can roll
65. Obamalama - January 22, 2009 8:15 AM
Anyone can see its a fake... This is all "shopped"! You can tell cause the shadows are all wrong :P
66. Ben - January 22, 2009 8:59 AM
Her tits are real. She did was in Perfect 10 ages ago, and I've seen the photos (there's also a video floating around somewhere), her tits are just as big them. FYI, the criteria to be in Perfect 10 is you must have natural assets.
Further more, her tits hang naturally, you can see that when she's standing up (like in lots of these photos).
She has amazing tis btw. Her whole body is amazing. Starts off with being genetically blessed, and then a lot of hard work is added, and she is an example of the best body a woman can have.
67. mk - January 22, 2009 9:22 AM
fake rack on a too skinny body.....not attractive just another product of homosexual men in the fashion industry. ps. an hourglass shape has hips-thighs and a waist!!!
68. Captain Walleye - January 22, 2009 9:33 AM
#20 says:
I'd eat her pussy and let my husband watch.
I bet it tastes like cotton candy, yum!
Now, that is hot!
69. Newcastle - January 22, 2009 11:16 AM
Excellent boobs
70. genny - January 22, 2009 11:17 AM
her left boob has an indent, unlike a normal boob.... her boobs are NOT real. end of story. but if you'd like to believe so, then keep on dreaming..
71. timmy the dying boy - January 22, 2009 11:53 AM
Those boobs are simply luscious. If they are fake, which is likely given the look lf her, they were done by a real professional.
#65, you must have a real thing for stick insects.
72. Ted Mosby - January 22, 2009 12:44 PM
I thought they were real. Wasn't she a Perfect 10 girl?
73. Mrs. Honest - January 22, 2009 2:22 PM
Um....my ass is in the gym three times a week in addition to the 60 miles I run per week plus cycling in the summer and I'm never going to rock a body like that. I don't think her tits are fake. They appear to have a natural slope. Plus, she has a perfect ass and not a speck of cellulite. Um...I hate her
74. Keeley - January 22, 2009 7:32 PM
God she is hot and sexy!!! She needs to be cloned!!!
75. TheMunger - January 22, 2009 8:56 PM
I'd be smiling if I were her too!
76. Firefly - January 23, 2009 9:08 PM
People still don't seem to get it, saying her tits are fake.
THEY ARE NATURAL, proof, she was in Perfect 10, where everything is natural.
Also they slop naturally, implants don't slope like that.
She is physically blessed. Some people are. It's pure jealousy that is causing people to call them fake.
77. Firefly - January 23, 2009 9:08 PM
People still don't seem to get it, saying her tits are fake.
THEY ARE NATURAL, proof, she was in Perfect 10, where everything is natural.
Also they slop naturally, implants don't slope like that.
She is physically blessed. Some people are. It's pure jealousy that is causing people to call them fake.
78. woah - January 23, 2009 9:44 PM
Sooo.......#9 -- I assume you have a perfect physique like Marisa's, which you maintain by sitting at your computer and screaming at people you've never met? Do I smell....sexual frustration? Can't...get a girl? You just keep waiting on Marisa, man. I think she's going to call you.
79. txangel - January 24, 2009 2:10 PM
Okay, someone already said this, but people are still griping about the pink star - Click the picture twice! (As in, click the thumbnail then click the big picture - the pink star goes away)
80. Slappy - April 19, 2009 1:27 PM
Here's a nice gallery of Marisa Miller, the supermodel, Victoria's Secret / SI Model including nude photos with plenty of hot pics of her sweet bod:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/marisa-miller.html
81. Slappy - April 19, 2009 1:31 PM
Here's a nice gallery of Marisa Miller, the supermodel, Victoria's Secret / SI Model... including nude photos with plenty of hot pics of her sweet bod:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/marisa-miller.html
82. Sprmcandy - May 5, 2009 3:27 PM
Killer fucking legs on that bitch !!