Jan 6 2009Madonna's crotch wants to sell you a purse

The horribleness of this ad will haunt my nightmares forever

The horribleness of this ad will haunt my nightmares forever

Wow, a leather purse and a leather vagina. That bitch has everything.

Nutcracker!!!!

"New from Louis: 'the box'. It reeks of tuna all while telling the world: I like to spend my money on dead cowhide. Hot, you bet. Sexy, beyond belief.
Here's Madonna with her box. Notice the sleek sophistication of ragged panties found in a back alley dumpster, the overwhelming sense of romance implied by a woman with her legs spread far and wide on the seat of a city bus... Louis... 'the box'... get yours today.

What is it about her the totally creeps me out?! It's like my grandma trying to be 'sexy', ewwww.

Consider the customers. You could put a photo of whale shit at the bottom of the ocean as the advertisement, just as long as you put those stupid fucking patterns somewhere on it. Ah, Louis Vuitton! Now that's nice!

I swear to God if you'll just close your legs I'll buy a purse. Ten purses. A hundred. Whatever it takes. Shut the black hole down before we're all sucked in!

DUDE!!!! A little heads up there. I am sure that the creature from Tremors lies beneath those shorts.

I have to go vomit now.

I'm waiting for someone to Photoshop the individual faces of the Golden Girls on there. That would make it more tasteful.

This is disgusting. She's old and smells like stale cheese.

I smell fish and mothballs.

But what will we do with all of the vomit?

hey fish, its handbag not handag. :)

must be made of very durable leather to withstand that kind of assault. I'll buy one (the purse, not the vag).

I love how the commenters on this site make fun of her old age - it's fucking great. Eventually more and more people will laugh at her, and it will eventually drive her into retirement where she will end her days being a bitter, but inconsequential hag.

It's not that she's "old". It's that she is NOT aging well. I know numerous 50 year old women who are a LOT better looking than Madonna. I'm not sure they were "hotter" than Madonna 25 years ago, but they sure as heck are now.

The problem for Madonna is that her appeal was always about sex and breaking rules. When you get to be 50, it's time to fall back on actual talents, if you have any. Unfortunately, she doesn't, really, except for self-promotion.

It'd be a great ad campaign if they were selling tuna-scented steel wool.

@16

Guy, is that you?

Oh my gawd...I think I just puked in my own mouth.... *yack*

Hit it.

She's so classy, in a traditional American way. We'd be so sad if she returned to the land of classy women (like Britney Spears) and deep thinkers (like George Bush).

@7

Whale shit doesn't float?

Douchie, weren't you discovered by a gay paleontologist in a large copralite bed?

#17 Ha ha ha! Simple and hilarious.

haha handag

That outfit looks like the sofa declared war against the drapes and the window sill. Madonna's head is the mushroom cloud.

The side of the handbag closest to the vajayjay looks like its melting... or being sucked in. I refuse to look closer to verify. Plus my video card is shooting sparks as we speak.

You can smell it from here....

Kind of like an old Bowflex.

You just end up hanging shit on it.....

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Really Madonna, are we gonna have to look at your old ass crotch until you're 80? Come on!

Give it a rest bitch! Time to leave the crotch shots for the young'uns.

Think of your children, girlfriend!

Super pussy! Super pussy! Super pussy!

Come to think of it, I'll have the soup.

@22

No sir. Sinks like a rock. The only exception is whales that don't feed specifically on krill.

Hey, does anybody know if Monistat will stain dark leather upholstery?

I am so tired of seeing her crotch....so tired....zzzzzzzzz......puke.....zzzzzzzz......puke

i love this pic..... pretty artsy....most of u bums here wouldnt get it!

SouthAfricanHotti: black person with burning tire around neck.

@36

IS THAT IT? REALLY? IF U TRYING TO B FUNNY AT LEAST MAKE SUM SENSE!

@ 36

REALLY? Is that it? if u r tryin to be funny at least make some sense first....

Yes, it's an artsy picture all right. I think I saw it at a Motel 8.

This add is suppose to make me want to spend 3,000 on a purse. Only 3 percent of the US population can truly afford this over priced purse while the others go into credit card debt.

#16
Madonna never had natural beauty and relied on make up and dying her hair blonde (a lot of plain or ugly females dye their hair blonde to put more focus on their hair and not their face.) Basically Madonna used sleaze appeal to attract fans.

Thats what you call a crotch rocket superfish, how many guys you know can ride it and hang on?

she needs a good clean between those legs, I dont thing madrod with her legs spread to the cameras will make the slightest differences to any sales, infact as a fan of Vuitton Im really put off by this, its a disgusting shoot and so B grade, they have airbrushed these images to the point that madonna literally looks younger than her daughter. cant quite work out what the promotion was for and why choose a 50yr old, Vuitton Old-Bag promotion? that gives the ads new meaning, .

I think this would have to be Louis Vuitton biggest mistake.
shes vile and a cougar who always talks about cleaniness and purity and changing the world stop kidding yourself madonna. close your legs and work on yourself first.

Looks like she's offering to house a few Madagascar fruit bats.

One word:

GROSS!!!!!!!!!

what holds more, the purse or her crotch?

"Unless Louis Vuitton is aggressively courting the elusive "Gay Paleontologist" market. In which case, jackpot!"

Nice.

I love the smell of rotten old crotch in the morning

those are the weirdest shoes i have ever seen.

"vag-cophagus".....OMG..stop stop! my sides are splitting!!

ALEX RODREGUIZ ....baby! this is what you been waiting patiently for, come get it now!!! Im ready for you!!

Hard core and diseased. The only thing that could make this ad any more classy is to see Amy Winehouse scratch her armpit with a pocketbook. ARod must have to wear a plastic suit before getting anywhere close to that stench.

madonnas never been an attractive woman nor sexy and who told her she could model?

wonder which holds more, the purse or her vagina

Nothing about her is original. Even this pose. I think one of the America's Next Top Model contestants did this exact same pose with a handbag, about a year ago.

I am so sick of this worn out hag.

go alex !....go alex!.....go alex!......do your thing and hit this old turkey!
still cant believe you left your wife for this 50yr old crotch.

omg! rodreguiz shagging this old crotch?

dear madonna: please, for the love of all that is holy, please, PUT ON PANTS!!!

dear madonna: please, for the love of all that is holy, please, PUT ON PANTS!!!

Madonna is totally awesome even at her age now = )

You have no idea of the power of a true narcissist.

Now everyone thinks she's disgusting. That's because it looks like she's trying to hang onto her youth. But in ten years when she's 60 she'll be doing even worse and nastier stuff than this and a lot of people will consider it "liberating" to see an old lady allowed to be sexual... Women will start embracing their "inner crone." She will flaunt her haggishness, revel in her disgustingness, like the wicked witch she is. And she will succeed.

The cougars of today are the crones of tomorrow. What else are they gonna do, turn to God? It's too late. Madonna is ready to collect them and give them a purpose -- to be gross and vulgar and horny and shameless right until the end.

What you people don't know, is that the ad, when printed on the magazines, will be a "scratch and sniff" one.

A -rod and Madonna met through their steroid distributor.

#62 that was awesome!

Your fuckstock is assprone. nutcocker.

Even when america is going down there are true "FAKE-CELEBRITIES" who spit on just everything, folks!!

LOVE it!

MADONNA is and always will be the best! Its amazing that she can still get you talking. I cant believe the passion with which many of you are writing. It speaks volumes about you personally to be quite honest. Madonna got 10 million dollars for her 1 days work. What did you losers make today? That's right.....She's HOT and youre just jealous.

AMAZING!

She looks incredible. I absolutely love the I don't give a !@!@$#@$ attitude she has! Now that's a 50 year old mamma I'd do anytime.

SEXY!!!!!

@68

Let me guess. You're a flaming homo.

Brilliant!

I think for those of you who are being negative it's just a reflection of your own hang ups and insecurities. We want to box women into what society thinks they should dress and act like at a certain age but Madonna defies this and she looks fabulous doing it!

Dont hate....LOVE and Respect the QUEEN!

@68, 69, 71

Let me guess. You are all the same person trying to make it seem like more than one person. Nice try gay guy still trying to convince his friends that he's not.

madonna never ceases to amaze me! i think she looks great. im a 21 year old female and i wish i looked that good now, yet alone at 50.

I think its pretty brash but she's no Kate Moss. Then again, only certain people can afford those bags anyway. they're probably all of Madonna's friends anyway. LOL!

@ 72, you're way too involved in this dude. give it a rest.

cool site. 1st time i ever came across this. I think Madonna looks good. Im sure its airbrushed but so is Britney Spears and pink and all of the younger singers. whatever, i would't kick her out of bed. HA HA. actually im so horny i'd due any chick with a hot bod, so she'll do just fine.

hmmm which is more tough, leathery and an overexposed junk storage center? methinks it's Madge....how can claasic LV spring for such a classless skeletor?

#29 best comment ever!

MILF!!!! I definitely would.

hey No. 68 I hear your a 78 years old, the real reason Vuitton paid this 50yr old skank 10mil was to help you old folk realise your sexual potential, a good spanking is all you need at your age, shes the new geriatic pin-up girl, be sure to pin her up in the bathroom.

Always a ball of class, that woman.

!!!!!!!!SHUT YOUR FUCKING LEGS, YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!

Nobody wants to see a cunt born in the 1950's, even if it is madge vag.

i wish she would just go away forever and id never see or hear of her ever again, or die

that would be even better, shes so gross. never found her attractive at all, and what the fucks up with that gap? why did she never get it fixed? same with michael strahan, dumb nig

fuck the eagles

arods homebase

She is just getting ready to do another one of her books.

As much as I am against leather and ridiculously priced handbags, I do believe this is ageism and sexism at its worst. 50 does not mean what it used to. 30 years ago, 50 was frumpy, 'Edith Bunker' type shit. If Madonna was just a random person on the street, you would be impressed. If it were a 50 year old guy, no one would blink. I've been reading comments on here for a little over a year, and I realise I'm not dealing with the brightest people (With some exception), and I enjoy snarkiness as much as everyone else, and I don't really care much for Madonna, but give me a break. And another thing: If you continue living, you'll be 50 someday. And if these attitudes prevail, you'll be eating your words. Douche Wibblers. Sorry, too many big, scary words for you? Go get pregnant.

As much as I am against leather and ridiculously priced handbags, I do believe this is ageism and sexism at its worst. 50 does not mean what it used to. 30 years ago, 50 was frumpy, 'Edith Bunker' type shit. If Madonna was just a random person on the street, you would be impressed. If it were a 50 year old guy, no one would blink. I've been reading comments on here for a little over a year, and I realise I'm not dealing with the brightest people (With some exception), and I enjoy snarkiness as much as everyone else, and I don't really care much for Madonna, but give me a break. And another thing: If you continue living, you'll be 50 someday. And if these attitudes prevail, you'll be eating your words. Douche Wibblers. Sorry, too many big, scary words for you? Go get pregnant.

Oh, it seems I posted my real name. Very well, feel free to contact me so I can ignore you. :D

#68 - You wept when Liberace passed away, didn't you? How many colors are in your rainbow?

#84-85 - If old women are erection killers, she is a mass murderer. Deal with it.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...gross

I'd rather be... handbagless :))))))

That's not what I hear about your grandmother, #87.

Oh, and #87- Even if #68 IS gay, does that mean his opinion is less valid than yours? Homophobic Douche. I'll bet your mother wishes she'd swallowed instead. This planet is doomed. People are just getting dumber and more arrogant. These comments prove it. But I guess the name of the website says it all. I am among vapid dipshits here. I shouldn't expect intelligence in this forum.

#90 you are a Douche

Ladies and gentleman.....may I present you our fine leather purses....and some more fine leather.

#88 - Wow! That was hilarious! Did you write that??? The originality! The timing! The sarcasm! Can we be BFFs? Aw, c'mon!

#90/ 91 - Seriously cupcake, isn't there a size 11 woman's pump just begging you to jam you hairy toes into it? His opinion isn't less valid because he's gay, it's less valid because it was fucking idiotic. Moron.

she is totally awesome.she is so damn hot.look at other pics from LV madonna looks perfect and she doesnt have her legs open.but its art.in europe is totally vogue.she is so fashion thats why she keeps doing campaigns for fashion designers.she is amazing.the only woman in this world that has carisma

jealous jealous shitney fans...madonna is the queen.shitney is a mental freak.no longer sexy.madonna is the one.sexy as hell.mama mia.when i got 50 i want a woman like her.she is amazing.totally cool.she works with old and young people,thats just amazing.she can do wherever she wants.its always fashion

madonna looks hot.jealous bitches.a real man loves real womn like madonna.she is a sex bomb

Um, dillweed, my name is up there. I'm not ugly, or fat. Go check out my myspace profile if you need proof. Hmmm... 5'7 125 pounds, blond, blue eyes, 34C,28 years old, face like a model......yeah, you're way off.

Michelle Nachtigall, AKA The Douche Wibbler Whisperer. That's me. Check out my pics and masturbate.

Oooh, #90 defended you, and you still made fun of him! I'm getting douche chills!

#98 - You're right... I just get a little peeved at the vomit in my mouth a little bit... sorry Rob, I'm sure you're great, etc... but the idea of #98 being skinny and hot is about as realistic as my cock faling out of my hand and starting an earthquake, resulting in the Tsunami a few years back.

Wow, wonder what the original picture looked like before the photo artists got a hold of it. Madonna's legs are a little too....almost-normal looking, and her face is so....full and unlined. Looks like her Crypt Keeper self seen through 6-inches of wavy glass.

Love the outfit. I'd take that jacket any day.
Just don't love the pose, and the fact that Madonna is the one IN the pose.
*shudder*

And those are some seriously weird shoes.

You're afraid of how wrong you are. Seriously, I've got nothing to hide. Michelle Ann Nachtigall. Very hot. Check out my profile, and THEN you can tell me just how fat and ugly I am. Because I'm sure you're just a vision to look at.

#101, I checked, and you're a virgin who lives in your parent's basement and plays D&D. Game over. I win.

#104 - Do you have any new material at all? Or do you just recycle the same inane BS that stopped being funny two years ago? You must be new here, because we've had thousands of heffers such as yourself trying to mask their addiction to greasy food topped in jelly beans and gummy bears by attempting humor. I bet it takes three people holding hands in a circle to give you a hug.

Huh. So that's what it feels like to vomit in my own mouth.

apparently arods hiding in there somewhere?

madonna looks perfect.ur so jealous.she is the queen.she turn 50 but it doesnt means she looks old asshole.she is a sex bomb.robbie willians justin t or pharrell said she is a stunning woman and very sexual.get a life retard and post the other pics.she looks amazing.u post the only one that she is with her legs open.shitney sucksshe looks older than amdonna.and madonna is 50 but still have the same energy on stage

she is so damn hot.jealous.this 50 years old woman still have all the power and everybody wants to work with her.she is so damn sexy.she still turn me on.im not gay.

yummmy..cute mother

hot my god.she still rockin

madona let me fuck u please.when i saw u in front of me it just blow me away. u are so perfect so sexy.damn

hot

Still haven't checked my myspace profile. Your loss. Now go role play that you don't give blumkins to the elderly.

Ya know what? I think YOU'RE fat, and you're projecting insecurity about your fatness onto me. Can't be in good shape if you're on the computer all day. That is, unless you have an absolutely amazing masturbation schedule that is so gruelling, it allows you to burn off all the mac n'cheese mommy throws down your pie hole. You've never touched a boob, have you? Not with out an arrest following shortly after. I'm not original? Neither is a snarky, pasty-faced D&D loser. Your kind have been a puchline for ages.

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING LEGS SKELETOR!

This is their new promotion. Buy a LV handbag, get a free VD coin purse. Common aged leather used for the freebie.

Think i'll take a raincheck.

I think I will go puke now.

She looks like she smells like piss.

is arod still shagging madonna?

I think it's about time this old hag died.

I think it's about time this old hag died.

MADONNA IS HOT!

stop with the age thing already!!!
you'd sniff that if you had the chance
she's a hot botoxed bitch

OMG...that pose was DEFINITELY done on America's Next Top Model and the girl was ripped a new one about how inappropriate it was and how disrespectful it is to the designer! Now Madonna's doing it...go figure.

OMG...that pose was DEFINITELY done on America's Next Top Model and the girl was ripped a new one about how inappropriate it was and how disrespectful it is to the designer! Now Madonna's doing it...go figure.

OMG...that pose was DEFINITELY done on America's Next Top Model and the girl was ripped a new one about how inappropriate it was and how disrespectful it is to the designer! Now Madonna's doing it...go figure.

yes apparently its rumoured that mr madonna is has been doin this crotch like it was end of the world. shame on you madonna for spreading yah legs and showing us where hes been.

hey 120. my spies tell me yes! arod and madonna have already hooked up in NYC after new year, lots and lots of sex! ........you notice the really wide smile on her face lately! seems arod has hit lots and lots homeruns. Thats the good thing about having celeb friends around they can act as smokescreens...poor Karan seems to have been used as the lastest gougar decoy, sounds like something out of "mission impossible" only its now called "mission accompolished" I dont know what the big fuckin secret is, everybody knows they left there perspective partners for each other!

it send that all too important message: "we i am chillin in a booth at a diner in my edward scissorhands circus garb, I love to do leg lifts with my ginormous LV bag"

she is damn hot.jealous bitches.mans love her

this proves AROD is nuts and needs help

I work in the fashion industry, and you guys that are talkn shit don't seem to get the target market or the power of her following. The image is awesome, it plays off her great legs, her sense of style when it comes to fashion, and her history of sex appeal. You lift up a giant heavy bag with your leg and hold it forever in fishnets and see if you look that hot.. I'm a marketing director, and I can promise you that no money is ever spent on advertising for huge companies like this unless endless research shows that its very profitable. If the ad doesn't appeal to you then you simply aren't part of their target market. This doesn't mean you need to wrote 4th grade comments about her crotch on here, just don't waste your time looking at it and trying to come up with something clever to say if you don't like her or the brand. She gets massive money to do these ads, I bet you'd do the same if someone was actually willing to pay you to represent them. The more attention you give this on here the more hits it gets on the web and the better the results for their company.

Madonna is a woman growing older who cannot handle it....She never presented herself like this when she was younger....This photo is touched up,,,,