Jan 27 2009Madonna still enjoys A-Rod
Despite recently dating a zombie, Madonna has rekindled her love affair with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez. The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld's home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:
But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star's nerves. She's fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, "Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out."
Right, because before the leaked images got out, I didn't think Madonna drained the life-force of children to live. But now, RUN, DAVID BANDA, RUN! Warn the villagers! She's got adoption papers!

Reader Comments
1. Anthony - January 27, 2009 3:12 PM
First.!!! And I dont understand why A-Rod is doing this...WHY?
2. Anthony - January 27, 2009 3:12 PM
First.!!! And I dont understand why A-Rod is doing this...WHY?
3. kate - January 27, 2009 3:16 PM
No comment on her lizard jacket? I'm disappointed, Fish.
4. Dan - January 27, 2009 3:22 PM
The sad part (for Yankee fans) is that A-Rod's had a namesake ever since he saw those pictures.
5. CaptainMorgan - January 27, 2009 3:24 PM
Nice pantaloons. How is she out in the daytime? OH! Right! She's allergic to WATER....got it.
6. sla - January 27, 2009 3:32 PM
Madonna: you are not Ward Cleaver, Stevie Wonder, a pimp or a wanna-be teenage gangsta. Give back the hat, glasses, coat and pants.
But when you do, PLEASE find something else to wear. You also are not a 21-year-old hottie.
7. Famous Plastic - January 27, 2009 3:36 PM
What is the hell is she wearing?
8. Charma Kameleon - January 27, 2009 3:37 PM
I'll bet she still enjoys a rod. Probably about any rod she can get her hands on.
9. that's hideous - January 27, 2009 3:38 PM
what madonna wants, madonna gets!
10. Plastic Sturgeon - January 27, 2009 3:41 PM
When are people going to realize that they are spending time together for ~drum roll~ publicity! Both A-Rod and Madonna are "A list" attention whores.
That, and she clearly had cheek bone implant surgery when she had her face lift just before her tour.
She is in sick shape but she has to learn the term "age gracefully".
11. Scared Straight - January 27, 2009 3:52 PM
For just a moment, I thought that was Michael Jackson.
12. jimmy - January 27, 2009 3:56 PM
Time and tide wait for no man! Now I understand, why people say Madonna should be the hottest cougar on ==== AgelessMate.com=== she will never give up to hold back some younth time!!! Understandable!
13. jimmy - January 27, 2009 4:03 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Time and tide wait for no man! Now I understand, why people say Madonna should be the hottest cougar on ==== AgelessMate.com=== she will never give up to hold back some younth time!!! Understandable!
14. mable - January 27, 2009 4:04 PM
"She's fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online."
Really??? Are any photos of her EVER flattering these days???
15. Anexio - January 27, 2009 4:13 PM
Technically speaking, isn't any picture of Madonna a bad picture?
16. fearsarewishes - January 27, 2009 4:24 PM
JFC, that coat looks like it may be authentic alligator or crocodile. If it is real it must have a bazillion dollars.
What's her stance on PETA?
17. p0nk - January 27, 2009 4:26 PM
@8 well done!
18. fearsarewishes - January 27, 2009 4:28 PM
Cost...looks like it must have COST a bazillion dollars.
Sheesh.
19. Cash - January 27, 2009 4:28 PM
Too bad she's still such A-Tool.
20. me - January 27, 2009 4:37 PM
Anyone posting after me sucks on A-Rod's big bat and plays with Madonna's balls
21. boo - January 27, 2009 5:01 PM
Those pants amuse me.
22. pffft - January 27, 2009 5:06 PM
@20
you did the job so well already that no one needs to imitate you, thanks
23. kerrcarto - January 27, 2009 5:07 PM
Alright who's the joker that dressed Michael Jackson up in a leather jacket and prison pants and paraded him around as Madonna. Did you think anyone would seriously buy it?
24. JungleRed - January 27, 2009 5:07 PM
Nathasha!
Or is it the black spook from spy vs. spy?
25. GABE - January 27, 2009 5:08 PM
madonna really should try to class it up a little.
26. JPRichardson - January 27, 2009 5:11 PM
I like her coat.
27. Tracey - January 27, 2009 7:02 PM
She was bothered by bad photos? When is the last time this hag looked at herself in the mirror? She's GROSS!
28. Jason Krezure - January 27, 2009 7:03 PM
Alright who's the joker that dressed Michael Jackson up in a leather jacket and prison pants and paraded him around as Madonna. Did you think anyone would seriously buy it?
hahahaha. good comment looks like someone has fixed his nose too
29. Ummm...yeah... - January 27, 2009 7:06 PM
Poor creature...vampires can't take direct sunllight you know, so I guess that explains the clothes...
I have yet to see any, and I do mean ANY flattering pictures of this ugly bitch...
even when she started in this business there was no hope for her fucking face ....gazillions of $$$ and 35 years just made it worse.
As for King of the DoucheBags...he'll get enough of the drywall when his fucking dick falls off...she's the only one who wants his ass any fucking way.
30. Diana - January 27, 2009 7:16 PM
I thought that was Michael Jackson on first look.
31. ali - January 27, 2009 9:50 PM
wow. and the title is not "madonna still enjoys A's Rod" ??
i'm disappointed in you, superficial writer.
32. gerard Vandenberg - January 27, 2009 10:28 PM
We are allowed to laugh because of this PATHETIC CREATURE, folks?
33. Sam - January 28, 2009 4:33 AM
The real question is - why were they in Jerry Seinfeld's home?
34. Narcissist - January 28, 2009 6:33 AM
That's not gonna be good for anybody, Jerry. (Chicken Roaster)
This will be like the stinky car episode. He'll end up burning the house to get the stank out. The Beast!
35. FACE - January 28, 2009 8:21 AM
She should find out what Prince takes to look 20 years younger than her. She looks like an old reptile of some sort.
36. Sean Penn - January 28, 2009 12:42 PM
PICS OR GTFO, MADONNA!!!!
37. ghf - January 28, 2009 2:43 PM
ashlee 's got the chin,jessica's got the double chin
38. ghf - January 28, 2009 2:43 PM
ashlee 's got the chin,jessica's got the double chin
39. lola - January 29, 2009 7:45 AM
which bits of her in the photos was she fuming about? does she not recognise herself? poor thing.
40. YourMom - January 29, 2009 4:08 PM
A-Rod is dating Michael Jackson? When did this happen?!
Goddamnit.